reshape life

Friday, August 2008, 8.It is advisable to go out, enter the house, marry, log, and avoid praying, consecration, offering sacrifices, and setting up a bed.

It was a sunny day, the wind and the sun were beautiful, and the sky was just right.

Lu Heng and Wei Linxuan, who were dressed in tender pink, stood in front of the huge harbor of Yanjing Port, looking at a luxury ship docked at the pier with black lines on their faces.

"Why are we dressed like this?"

"Because love exudes pink bubbles~" Lu Miaomiao, who was dressed like a little princess, replied innocently.Beside her, Lu's father, Lu's mother, brother Lu Chi, and Wei Zhanjie and his wife stood respectively.Behind the parents of both parties, there are a large group of friends in the circle who either wear suits and leather shoes or wear fragrant temples and shadows with flaming red lips.

Seeing this scene, Lu Heng felt more and more helpless - he only found out after the golden wedding ceremony was over. It turned out that under the connection of Mr. Fang, it was not only the master planner headed by Zhao Ermiao who betrayed them, but also their parents and family.

This is why Mr. Fang was inspired by Lu Heng. He planned to start with the families of the Lu family and the Wei family, and then "cooperate with the inside and the outside" to effectively formulate a series of tests.

In order to complete this matter, Brother Lu Chi, who was far away on Wall Street, specially arranged part of the work at hand, and ran back with his laptop on his shoulders.

With Brother Lu Chi, an "off-site consultant" who knows all about the past of his two little wolf dogs and can help them with their "weaknesses", Mr. Fang's plan has been improved a lot.

It's just that the two little wolf dogs facing the "test (bei) test (zheng)" are more sad, at least they have turned on the hard mode.

At [-]:[-] in the morning, on an auspicious day, under the meaningful and expectant eyes of all relatives and friends, Lu Heng and Wei Linxuan stood shoulder to shoulder on the pier, and walked up the seemingly A luxury ship with a "deep mouth".

The interior of the luxury cruise ship is similar to the scenes in the Xiangcheng gambler movie.As the chief director of "The Happiness Plan that allows Lu Heng and Wei Linxuan to finally pass through the test of love and achieve the good wish of engagement" (hereinafter referred to as the "Engagement Plan"), Fang Kaizhi went on his own after boarding the gambling boat. Step onto the spacious and luxurious stage at the end of the casino hall.

A beam of light immediately fell from the top of the head. Director Fang Kaizhi's frosty white hair was combed into a big back.Wearing a well-tailored black suit and a black bow tie, he stood in front of the microphone with a bright smile, nodded towards everyone with the image of an emcee that can be seen everywhere in 90s Xiangcheng Gambler movies, and fucked a crooked Cantonese Tong Tong posted a very familiar opening line: "Lady Sandgentleman, welcome everyone to come to the Eros ship where the old moon and Cupid are together. Today, we will witness together..."

Lu Heng and Wei Linxuan stared at Director Fang Da on the stage with dumbfounded faces. They never thought that Director Fang had such an astonishing talent for comedy—it seems that the filming of "Havoc in Heaven" was also done to a certain extent. Unearthed another side of Director Fang Da that is unknown to everyone—of course, the funniest thing is that Fang Kaizhi is actually holding a huge poker card in his hand, but there is no pattern of any card drawn on the poker card, but printed on it. The arrow of Cupid pierced through two red hearts, and the heads of Lu Heng and Wei Linxuan were specially printed on each red heart.

The purpose of doing things is exposed.

Sure enough, after seeing Fang Kaizhi's performance, the family and friends of Lu Wei and Lu Wei, who were standing in the gambling boat hall as tourists and NPCs, immediately applauded. Director Fang Kaizhi seemed to enjoy it very much. With this feeling, he squinted his eyes at Lu Heng and Wei Linxuan who were standing in the crowd in a daze, and amid bursts of applause, he popularized the boat gambling rules to the two little wolf dogs who were about to be put to the test—

In short, there are no rules. The two little wolf dogs must accept the test that may come from anyone on the gambling boat except for them. , It may even develop into a full-scale martial arts such as gunfights and fights. The specific form will be based on the script that has been prepared long ago, and the whims of the NPCs who have broken through the level.Of course, even if there is a script, Lu Heng and Wei Linxuan are the only two people who don't know the script!

All in all, under the joint planning of Fang Kaizhi, the big coffee planning group and the wolf dog relatives and friends group, an absolutely unfair but absolutely fun test is about to begin.

The first level was thought up by Director Fang Kaizhi - as Lu Heng's bole and mentor, the respected Mr. Fang cherishes his apprentices and adopts a very "gentle" way to open the curtain of this "boat gambling film". ——That is, use the dart wheel to answer the "One Hundred Questions about Sexuality" jointly thought up by the big coffee planning group and the wolf dog relatives and friends. "Time to go to bed for the first time", there are also abnormalities such as "what is the third dish on the first date?" Give the answer in seconds"...

Lu Heng and Wei Linxuan stared blankly at the questions on the turntable, unable to complain.

However, what they didn't expect was that before the start of the first test, the NPC team composed of big coffee planners suddenly came out with a large group of people and directly kidnapped Wei Linxuan.

The host Fang, who was still standing under a beam of light on the stage, suddenly realized: "By the way, in order to encourage you to go all out to break through the barrier, we decided to adopt the mode of 'hero saves the beauty' for the whole test. The two of you One will play the role of the princess, and the other will play the role of the knight. The person in charge of playing the role of the princess will be taken to the venue of the next level, and Mr. Knight will only be able to meet your princess after successfully completing this level..."

So the princess in the first level is Wei Linxuan, and the knight is Lu Heng!

Looking at Wei Gongju who was forcibly taken away by everyone, Lu Heng looked at the various perverted questions on the turntable expressionlessly, and felt an urge to die for a moment...

Can I just reach the basic questions and not do math problems!

Lu Heng, who was on the verge of passing every exam during high school, stared in despair at the perverted questions that covered almost all the basic questions on the turntable.Then he glanced resentfully at Big Brother Lu Chi, he was sure that most of those perverted questions were written by Big Brother!

Although Director Fang Da, who was a temporary guest emcee, has tried his best to cover the perverted topics that need to be calculated on top of various basic topics.But thanks to Lu Heng's strong physical coordination ability and precise dart delivery, Lu Heng still accurately answered [-] basic questions in the gaps between piles of perverted questions, and successfully passed the first level.

When the camera crew responsible for the photography captured Lu Heng's precise dart skills, the entire ship was shocked.Director Mai Chengliang, who serves as a "special consultant for engagement planning", stared incredulously at the close-up shot of the darts given on the big screen, avoiding layers of perverted questions and accurately nailing the basic questions below, and couldn't help laughing with his old partner : "It seems that I have to make a movie in which the leading actor uses cold weapons in a gunfight movie. Let Lu Heng be the leading role. He is really handsome!"

"My god! Is Lu Heng still human?" Zhao Ermiao, who was hiding in the crowd and wanted to watch the fun, also looked at the turntable with envy and hatred, and couldn't help driving a baby car "The shot is too accurate !"

Before the words were finished, the relatives and friends of the big coffee next to him immediately gave them meaningful eyes.Chen Mengyi flushed and pinched Zhao Ermiao.But she also agrees with Er Miao's words - this Lu Heng's accuracy in darts is too good, right?

Amidst the disbelieving voices of everyone talking, Lu Heng, who had successfully passed the level, quickly followed the instructions of the planning team and ran to the scene of the second level, successfully rescuing Wei Linxuan who was considered a public vote.

According to the requirements of the program, Lu Heng will act as the princess to be rescued in the second stage, and will be escorted to the third stage by members of the relatives and friends planning group, while Wei Linxuan will transform into a knight and continue to break through the stage.

The content of the second level is that Wei Linxuan alarmed the big devil on the ship in the process of searching for the "public election". In order to stop Wei Linxuan's action, the big devil sent his men to capture Wei Linxuan. Successfully wiped out the subordinates of the great demon, and found the public servant!

That's right, according to the rotten routine of the Xiangcheng gambler movie, the second round developed into a gunfight-for Xiao Wei, who had undergone Amazon's special training, although that memory gave him a very unbearable feeling, but that period However, the special training brought Mr. Wei enough force to protect himself and counterattack under normal circumstances.

Xiao Wei, who heard the rules of breaking through the level, vowed to be confident, but before he could express his confidence to the camera, he was completely collapsed by the props brought by the "props team"——

I saw that the members of the props team sent a cool-looking gun to every NPC wearing a big devil mask. At a glance, you can tell which big investment crew or game simulation gun was borrowed from a high-end club. When it was in Wei Linxuan's hand, there was only one pink and pink and beautiful...toy water gun left.The water gun is also filled with pink paint water to ensure that when Wei Linxuan's gun hits the big devil's men, it can leave pink heart-shaped "bullet marks" on the bodies of the big devil's men.

In short, even shooting a gun casually is in the shape of loving you!

Wei Linxuan looked at the water gun in his hand dumbfounded, and didn't know what to say.

"Isn't this too rascal?"

"Young man, don't be impatient. This is a test given to you by God!" Fang Kaizhi almost couldn't hold back his laughter, patted Wei Linxuan on the shoulder solemnly, and said, "You have to believe that true love is invincible. As long as you With love, all difficulties can be overcome! Any miracle can happen!"

Wei Linxuan: "..." It's too much to complain about!

Wei Linxuan wiped his face, and finally, after the "referee team" announced the start of the game, he walked weakly towards the second level - a corridor with complex terrain, long and winding, very suitable for gunfight movies!

Although the members of the planning team prescribed frantic rules of the game in order to increase the difficulty of the two little wolf dogs.However, between Wei Linxuan, who has experienced the devil's training, and a bunch of celebrities who have no actual combat experience and can only pose for pictures, Xiao Wei, who has experienced the devil's training, still managed to win the victory.

So in the third level, Wei Linxuan was in charge of the public election, and Lu Heng was the heroic knight who saved the beauty...

The day's assessment lasted until seven o'clock in the evening. The two hard-working little wolf dogs, Lu Heng and Wei Linxuan, finally overcame all difficulties (to satisfy everyone's bad taste), and passed the "Let Lu Heng and Wei Linxuan After going through many tests of love, I finally successfully passed the test of "Happiness Planning" to achieve the good wish of getting engaged, and got the "approved engagement" certificate issued by the parents of both parties, that is, Lu's father, Lu's mother and Wei Zhanjie.

Then came the engagement banquet in the evening.This time, not only the members of the big coffee planning team and the wolf dog relatives and friends attended, but also other relatives and friends from the Wei and Lu families were also invited to board the cruise ship.

Unprepared at all, Wei Linxuan and Lu Heng stared dumbfounded at the folks from Lujiacun, the collateral relatives of the Lin family from Weijia, students from the High School Affiliated to Yanda University, and other old friends and business partners. For a moment, my mind went blank.

Lu's parents, Lu's mother and Wei Zhanjie came forward with smiles, and said, "Mom and Dad know that you two really want to be together for the rest of your life, and you even envied Xiao Miao and Mengyi's wedding. , I just didn't say it because I was concerned about the attitude of us and relatives and friends."

"But as parents, our only hope is for our children to live happily ever after. Therefore, after discussing with our elders, we decided to take this opportunity to directly hold an engagement ceremony for you—my son, even if you can't In China, you can get married with a certificate, but you can't be wronged."

"Linxuan, Xiaoheng, you don't blame us for being parents on our own, do you?"

How could it be possible to blame?It's too late for surprises!

Lu Heng and Wei Linxuan were a little dazed and confused, but they shook their heads very quickly and synchronously.

Mother Lu smiled and said, "It's fine if you don't blame it. By the way, this is the ring I picked out for your Auntie Fang. Are you satisfied with it?"

As Mother Lu said, Fang Yuqing immediately took out a pair of platinum rings that she had prepared a long time ago. Named Lu Heng and Wei Linxuan.Fang Yuqing said with a smile: "Your Aunt Lu and I don't know much about what styles young people like nowadays. We picked and picked and chose, and even posted online to ask many netizens for their opinions. In the end, I chose this simple one. Let you carry it with you at ordinary times—if you don’t like it, you can order another pair you are satisfied with when it comes to the wedding ceremony.”

"I like it very much!" Lu Heng and Wei Linxuan thanked while taking the ring and fiddling with it.

Lu's father, Lu's mother, and Wei Zhanjie and his wife carefully looked at the expressions of the two little wolf dogs—it didn't look like they were fake, and immediately smiled and said, "Just like it."

After a pause, Father Lu added: "Then what, the ring with Linxuan's name on it belongs to Lu Heng, and the ring with Lu Heng's name on it belongs to Linxuan. When you exchange rings at the dinner party later, you may Make no mistake."

When Lu's father said this, he looked at Lu's mother with obvious blushing, and whispered: "The shopping guide lady said that this means to tightly circle the other party and carry it with you."

When Mother Lu heard this, she also gave Father Lu an uncomfortable look.

Seeing Lu's father and mother's performance, the two little wolf dogs were a little confused.

Lu Miaomiao, who has always been a ghost, smiled and said: "After the father ordered the rings for you, he ordered another pair. He said that he would give it to the mother as a commemoration of the [-]th wedding anniversary."

"This child, why do you talk so much!"

In front of so many people, Father Lu was a little embarrassed when his daughter pierced a tough and tender heart.He quickly scolded Lu Miaomiao with wide eyes.

Lu Miaomiao chuckled and hid behind Brother Lu Chi.

Wei Linxuan and Lu Heng suddenly realized, looked at Lu's parents and Lu's mother with a smile and said, "What's so embarrassing?"

Father Lu snorted twice, looked at the guests who were watching the show with smiles all over the hall, waved his hands and said, "Hurry up and hold the engagement ceremony. The guests are here, and everyone has been tossing around for a long day. They're all waiting for dinner."

It has always been the simple and traditional education that Lu's father has received to make all visitors eat and drink well and feel at home.

Seeing this, everyone laughed more and more happily.

And under the auspices of Fang Kaizhi (although the work content is similar, but Director Fang Da's cameo this time is not a gambling emcee, but a wedding witness), a luxurious but simple engagement ceremony began. Speaking on the stage, a pair of lovers exchanged rings and told each other their hearts, thanked their parents for their upbringing, and thanked relatives and friends for their help and care...

Lu's father and Lu's mother, who had participated in many weddings before, learned their lessons and tried to keep the engagement ceremony simple and fast-paced. After saving a lot of long and boring speeches, the entire engagement ceremony ended within half an hour.Next is the dinner party of "Let all the guests eat and drink well" that Lu's father and Lu's mother are most concerned about...

On this night, the luxury cruise ship sailed through the night on the high seas.The whole ship was full of fragrant clothes and cups, and the specially invited symphony orchestra played the whole night. The romantic and mellow serenade floated on the moonlight-drenched sea, and dolphins and whales were attracted to jump out of the sea frequently. There are waves of fine waves, and under the moonlight, there are silvery white sparkling waves.

The gorgeous fireworks were set off all night, reflecting the entire night sky as if it were daytime.Looking from a distance, the bright moon in the air and the water competes for brilliance, the fireworks are dazzling, and the dazzling light and color blend together, making people unable to tell where is the sky and where is the sea. Only a luxurious giant ship sails on the horizon, as if the whole The world is dreaming.