My 21 days undercover in the underworld

I am a policeman, but now I am an undercover agent, lurking in this underworld organization called Huajiao.

Today marks my ninth day as an undercover agent.

Yesterday I talked a lot with the team leader, and finally came to the conclusion that I, a straight man, should seduce that gay underworld young master Lin Xiaojie.Of course it's impossible, I'm straight!I'd better find another way to get information.

Cleaning Auntie: Auntie, how long have you been cleaning here?How many years has it been?Then did you see anything in the young master's room?No?Did you see anything in the villa?No?Then did you see anything about the underworld when you were cleaning the room?Ah, you don't know that the young master is black... forget it!Then do you know what the young master likes?Do you like men?All right all right!

Villa bodyguard: Are you two from the mafia?yes!Did the two of you do any secret activities together?No?Are you not gangsters?Yes yes yes, gangsters can also do other things, I have no other intentions!Didn't your underworld have a large-scale underworld activity recently?do you know?Know?But just know!Your young master understand?Let me find your young master?Do you young master have any hobbies?Like men?roll roll roll!

Villa steward: Butler, have you followed the young master all this time?ah?Followed the young master since he was born?Then you have been in the underworld?Can you tell me something about the underworld?Ah, you are a housekeeper?I do not know?I just want to ask if you have any activities in the underworld recently?have!Can you say something?You don't know?Let me find the young master?How do you say I can coax the young master so that he can tell me something?No, butler, you are over 70, how can you still say such things as washing yourself up and lying on the young master's bed?Aren't you afraid that your mouth will be dry and you won't get up again?

Brother Driver: Brother Driver, aren’t you a face-saving figure in the group?What?Your daughter wants a Barbie lately?Buy... no, let's get back to the topic, will you participate in any underworld activities recently?Oh, your daughter said it's not fun to ride you like a horse, are you a little sad?Don't be sad, it'll be alright... No, let's get back to business, can you go back to the organization and help me... huh?Your daughter is in a relationship, brother, wake up, your daughter is not yet ten years old!Brother driver, let's talk about the underworld, shall we?Do you still remember that you are a gangster?What?Let me go to find the young master, I dare to go to find him long ago.you can go now!

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So, to sum up, I can only go to the young master!But now I am really concerned about how far the young master can hide!If you can't see him, you won't see him.Although the young master will always come to my room to sleep at night.

After the question, everyone in the villa except me, except the young master, I squatted in the toilet in a state of contemplation. It would be even better if I had a cigarette!

Fortunately, God didn't abandon me, didn't abandon me, squatting squatting, I remembered that there were a few people I knew when I was in the underworld organization stored in my mobile phone.So I quickly put on my pants and ran into the bedroom. While running, I was still wondering if I forgot something, but it was important to make a call, so I put it down.

The big brothers who know the underworld organization: Hey, big brother!Do you have any activities recently?Ah, yes yes yes, I want to go with you! Ah, is it the city center you visited last time?No, volunteer in a kindergarten next to the city center?No, do you have any other more mysterious activities?have?What?Only your young master and big brother know?Let me ask your young master?oh!Goodbye to you!

After hanging up on them, I want to call someone now.Only Lin Xiaojie and Lin Furen knew about this shitty activity. Can you die if you tell others?Can you die?Why don't you type a document?Can I find something to die for?Look at you, not only are you exhausted, but you are also mad at me, and in the end you have to sacrifice my appearance.

I held the phone and wanted to throw it on the ground, but before throwing it away, I thought that this phone cost me a lot of money, and finally threw it on my bed.Then I sat on the edge of the bed and covered my face with my hands. I wanted to cry, but there were no tears.

And at this time, I remembered what I had forgotten just now—after I went to the bathroom, I put on my pants and ran out without washing my hands.

What the hell!

My name is Jing Cao. I was entrusted with the heavy task of being an undercover undercover agent when I first got to work. Today is my ninth day undercover. Today I still haven’t completed the task.

The author has something to say:

Why does everyone like the little shou who can beep!I don't like attacking with buzzing!

——From me who had a conversation with a gay friend!