Yuchi Uchiha
Chapter 1, thank you little angels for your company!Chirp!
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"Let's go." Shenwei lifted his feet into the docking boat with a smile, not even giving any extra glances to the people next to him.
"Please--"
Gou Lang glanced at the floor-to-ceiling windows not far away, although there was no one there.
Coming out of the air transfer station dedicated to Chunyu, on a certain street in Edo, three tightly wrapped adult men with umbrellas attracted the attention of some ordinary people. How terrifying the race is, they all shy away.
What's strange is that beside these three people, there is also a little boy whose painting style is almost completely different from theirs.
"Uncle Afutu, where are we going next?" Xing grabbed the corner of Afutu's cloak and followed him step by step.
"Take you to understand the world of adults in advance." Afutu said lazily, "Are you looking forward to it, kid."
"Adult's world?" Xing blinked, "I've been there!"
"Huh?" Afu Rabbit had an unbelievable expression on his face, "Hey - do you know what I mean?"
"I know, isn't it a big place or a small place!" Xing puffed out her small chest and patted it, "I've been there before!"
Seeing the child's proud face, Afutu couldn't help but twitch the corners of his mouth, big or small...a casino? "It seems that your parents are very relieved..." Think about Sasuke Uchiha who clamored to kill his brother with a gloomy face, and Sakura who was violent and nympho...
Hey—what's wrong? ? ?
Sure enough, it's not right to be spoiled suddenly that these two people will get married in the future, isn't it?
"Grandma Tsunade took me there!" the child said with two big blue eyes.
"Huh???" Afu Rabbit was dumbfounded.
"Grandma Tsunade said that my luck is very good! You can always win a lot of wine money with me!" Although he went there twice, he was strictly forbidden by his mother.
"..." Afu Rabbit scratched his hair, with a helpless expression on his face, "No, forget it... Aren't you curious why we know your father? I'll take you to meet your father first and then go to Yoshihara—"
The child jumped up excitedly, "Does uncle know where my father is? Where is it??? Where is Yoshihara?"
"Ah, this..." Afu Rabbit's eyes wandered - I can't tell you, your father is in the boy JUMP on the shelf of any convenience store...
"Anyway, come with us first." Afu Rabbit felt that it was outrageous to be dawdling like this, but it was still a big afternoon, what the hell were the three night rabbits standing carelessly under the big sun.He picked up the luck with one hand, and was about to walk quickly to their destination, but was suddenly interrupted by a person——
"Hey, that old man with a weird and wretched face," a lazy male voice stopped Afutu's movements, "Where are you taking this kid?"
The child was caught in Afutu's arms, and he could barely see the weird smile on the corner of his mouth.
"Oh, oh, who is this?" Afu Rabbit turned around, and it was no surprise that he saw the white-haired warrior not far away who was carrying a plastic bag in one hand and picking his nostrils in the other. A teenager with glasses holding a food plastic bag in both hands.
"Yin Sang, that's right, it's the same person from before!" Shinpachi stretched out his hand and pointed at Afutu with a serious face, his whole body tensed.This evening, when we were preparing to cook hot pot, he and Gintoki were instructed by his sister and Kagura to buy ingredients, but they unexpectedly ran into the guy who fought them in Yoshiwara last time on the road.
Originally, Afutu saved him and Kagura at the end, and Shinpachi thought that this person might be a good person, but he opposed them because of his different standpoint, but he didn't expect to see them abduct a child again this time!
"Hey, hey—please spare me, why do you guys always use the excuse of looking for father and mother to take the little kid who hasn't grown hair to go to the paradise of adults," Yin Shi rubbed himself and picked his nostrils finger, "Let me tell you, it should be a place where adults like Ah Yin and I, who are mature in all aspects, can experience the fun. It's better to take Ah Yin with me."
The samurai with silver hair and natural curly hair showed a provocative smile, "Ah? Right, that uncle who doesn't look very useful across the way."
Afutu: It’s so annoying, uncle, do I have a strange face of either bringing a child or abducting a child?Indifference.jpg
The author has something to say: Little Theater:
Yinsang: Hey—human traffickers.
Xinbaji: Hey -- human traffickers.
Fortunately: woof woof?Uncle is a good man! [Drip - good person card]
Afutu: Uncle Ben is fearless, Keke:)
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Today seems to be Zhu's father's birthday?Happy birthday to Dad!
It's a bit small, and time is running out, so I'll post one first, and try to see if I can add another one later.
The stupid author probably has inflammation of the tonsils, little angels should pay attention not to blow the air conditioner too hard in summer QAQ
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Thank you, little angels, for your landmine chirp!
幸运的小小翔扔了1个地雷投掷时间:2017-07-2223:24:17
_凉城扔了1个地雷投掷时间:2017-07-2317:50:13
_凉城扔了1个地雷投掷时间:2017-07-2317:50:45
☆、It's silver fucking ([-])
"What, hey——" Afutu didn't have the slightest abnormality on his face, "Don't say such big words when you're obviously in [beep——]."
"Hey, Ah Yin, I will be angry! Little Ah Yin who provokes me like this will never give up!"
The corner of Xinba's mouth couldn't help twitching, seeing the innocent and bewildered child in Afutu's arms, he twisted Yinshi's arm hard.
"Ah, pain, pain, pain - what are you doing, Shinpachi!" Gintoki glared angrily at Shinpachi who suddenly attacked his arm.
The smile on the corner of Xinba’s mouth was a little distorted, “Yin-san, please don’t say these strange words in front of children, you terrible adult! Look at what Kagura-chan has been brought into by you, please don’t harm the purity of your heart Is your child okay?!"
Gintoki picked his nostrils, followed Shinpachi's line of sight, and the little boy with pink hair and blue eyes was looking at them curiously. "Ah, relax, relax, children have to go through all kinds of baptisms before they can grow up healthily and become reliable adults like Ah Yin!"
"No, if you continue to develop like this, this child will be completely broken, okay?"
"Did I hear it? Ah Yin, I heard it! Do you want to be fired by me, the president? You're a dirty toilet cleaner!"
"What kind of president, you never even gave us a salary, Yinsang, please touch your black conscience and wake me up! And what the hell is the toilet cleaner? Is it that strange that I am in Wanshiwu Does it exist?!"
"You still take the responsibility of complaining! Are you surprised!"
"??? I have no role other than that?!"
"Make tea."
"???"
"Run errands to buy JUMP."
"..."
"Oh oh oh, and help me wash my clothes, Ah Yin! Oh, it's really good, you can marry me, Ba! You must invite me to a wedding banquet some other day. If you don't have Ah Yin, how can you become so virtuous hahaha !"
"..."
Xinbaji: It's so annoying, can I kill this person?
Afutu: excuseme? ? ?can I go now? ? ?
Afutu and the two regiment members around him turned around and were about to leave, but a wooden knife brushed past his cheek, cutting off a few strands of his hair.
"Hey, hey - I told you to take Ah Yin and me with you, don't be so stingy, uncle." The man with a lazy tone gradually approached behind the three Yetus.
"You guys, what are you doing this time?" The silver-haired samurai no longer had the frivolous tone before, and he took the wooden knife he took off from Shinhachi's waist, and pointed steadily at the back of Afutu's head.
Not long ago, Yoshihara just encountered a big fire, and he hasn't fully recovered from it yet. If Chunyu and these guys are going to Yoshihara at this time, what exactly do they want to do?
The two regiment members beside Afutu immediately became alert, grabbed the umbrellas in their hands, and were about to make a move, but were stopped by Afutu.
"Forgive me, really—" Afu Rabbit looked helpless, glanced at the little kid who still didn't understand the situation, turned around and said to Yin Shi: "Uncle, I rarely do a few things. You guys have seen all the good things, and I can't do anything about it."
"How dare a strange uncle who looks like a human trafficker have the nerve to say such a thing, you should be more serious, Ah Yin!"
"Human traffickers?" Xing blinked his eyes twice, finally finished the comparison, and said to Yinshi, "That...uncle..."
"Huh? What do you call me, Ah Yin? Uncle—?!" Yin Shi was so excited by the "Uncle" that he frowned at the child, pointed at Afu Rabbit angrily with a wooden knife Said: "A Yin, I am only 20 years old! How can I be of the same generation as this depressed uncle? You are so strange, hey!"
"Oh! Yes, I'm sorry! QAQ"
"Yin Sang, shut up! Don't scare the kids, you bastard! And you don't look like a 20-year-old, you look like a dejected uncle!"
"Huh? Ah Yin, I heard it, I really heard it! Do you want to be fired, you useless member of the club!"
"You give me enough! Please don't say such things before you pay us a salary, you delusional uncle!!!"
Afu Rabbit: Hey -- this sentence is quite familiar, tsk tsk...
"That...uncle, that's not right..." Xing swallowed back the address he almost blurted out. It's not okay to call him uncle, but it doesn't seem right to call him brother... "Sir?"
"Just call it Ah Yin, Sakata Yinshi, remember this name, and when your parents come to find you, remember to ask them to pay you a lot of money for the reliable Sakata Yinshisang!"
"Silver Sang!"
"Yes--I know, I know! It's really long-winded, Xin Baji!"
The child scratched his head, "Mr. Sakata... Did you make a mistake?"
"what?"
"Uncle Afutu is not a human trafficker! He is a good man!" the child said with a vow.
"..." The air was quiet for a second.
The silver-haired man suddenly laughed out loud: "Pfft hahahaha! Ba, Haha, did I hear you wrong hahahaha!"
"..."
"Hahaha Haha, don't you think it's funny?"
"...Excuse me, what's so funny, Yinsang→_→"
"He? A good guy? Hahahahaha!"
Xinbaji: ...
Night Rabbits: ...
Afutu: ... Please start your performance?Indifference.jpg
fortunate:? ? ?Did I say something wrong again? ? ?This uncle is so strange! QQ
"Ahem, what, brat," Yinshi straightened his back while clutching his stomach and laughing awkwardly for a long time, "This world is not as simple as the bedtime stories your country mother told you."
Rural mom Sakura:? ? ?Am I going to lose the prehistoric power condensed in my fist? ? ?
The bedtime stories my grandma told were all about my dad’s heroic deeds: Although my dad is indeed not simple, what does it have to do with the present? ? ?
"Deputy head." One of the Yetus who had been following Afutu reminded Afutu in a low voice, "It will be too late if we don't go."
"Tsk." Afu Rabbit was a little irritable, "Understood." Then he said to the child, "It seems that time is too late, I was going to take you to find your father first."
"Huh?" Xing blinked his eyes, it turned out that Uncle Afutu and the others really came to Earth for something...
Afutu raised his head and looked at the silver-haired warrior on the opposite side who refused to give an inch, and finally threw the child in his hand unexpectedly!
"!"
"Silver Sang!"
"I know!"
Yinshi threw away the plastic bag in his hand, and was about to catch the child, but he didn't expect that the little boy adjusted his posture in mid-air, landing firmly and handsomely on the ground!
...? ? ? excuseme? ? ?Am I out of touch with the world, or are kids all so powerful these days? ? ?I do not know how?
Before Yinshi and Shinpachi could react, they heard Afutu say, "Since it's what you want, please take care of this child for a while."
"Is Uncle Afutu going to be busy?" Xing, who was used to being entrusted to other adults' homes when adults were busy since childhood, looked up at Afutu obediently.
"That's right, it's the normal state of society for the leader of Baga to go to eat and drink, and the subordinates who are hard-pressed will obediently run and break their legs." Afutu scratched his hair with his free hand, and explained to the child, " Kid, follow this silver-haired guy obediently and don't run around, I'll pick you up after the matter is over." After all, it's a little toy of the wayward leader, so it's not easy to lose it, tsk.
Looking at the three of Afutu who turned around and left, Yinshi looked confused: "Hey, I haven't agreed with Ayin, how can you make such a decision!"
"Goodbye, Uncle Afutu!"
"Ah, goodbye."
"Hey! I said what's going on with you guys! Don't ignore me, Ah Yin!!!"
"So... what's going on here?" The gentle and amiable Shimura Takashi said to Gintoki and Shinpachi who came back with a child after going out for a while with a smile.
"..." Yinshi and Shinpachi looked at each other, they were also confused, okay? ? ?
When Kagura saw the red kung fu suit on the child, he felt that something was wrong, so he moved closer to the child and sniffed it, "Huh? Ah! It's the smell of that bastard Kamui!"
"Could it be!" Kagura looked at the kid with pigtails in front of him in horror.
"What's the matter, little Kagura?" A Miao looked at Kagura with a strange expression, even Gintoki and Shinpachi looked at her curiously.
"Are you the son of that bastard brother of mine?!!" Kagura's face suddenly approached the child's eyes, observing his expression carefully.
"Hey???!!!"
Fortunately, he stepped back unconsciously. After a distance from Kagura, he quickly waved his hands, "No! You all misunderstood!" The child remembered that he hadn't introduced himself yet, and raised a big smile at everyone. "My name is Xing, Uchiha Xing! I will disturb everyone now!"
"Oh ho ho ho, no problem Aru! You only need two weeks of vinegar kombu, you can tell me about Aru if you encounter anything! I have you covered by me, the queen of Kabukicho! Big sister, I am so nice... Ahh— —!” Kagura patted his chest and before he could finish speaking, he was pushed to the ground by Gintoki Shinpachi!
The three heads leaned together in front of the child, "What did you say is your name?"
"Uchiha...Fortunately..."
"..."
The air was quiet for a second.
"Hahahaha—!" The earth-shattering laughter almost shook the Storka ape and Kondo who were staying on the beam.
Xing: QAQ why did I say the wrong thing again!
"Hahahaha, so there really are guys who named their sons like that!" Yin Shi patted his thigh and fell to the ground laughing.
Shinpachi couldn't help but patted the floor with a smile, "Really! There are guys who can't graduate from JUMP than Eun-sang!"
Kagura laughed so hard that A Miao also covered the lower half of her face with her kimono sleeve, her shoulders trembled as she laughed.
The child's face is swollen, why do you all have an expression of "caring for the mentally retarded"!
"Is there something wrong with my name?" It's such a nice and meaningful name!snort!
"No—kid, it's not your name, it's your surname that's problematic hahahaha—" Gintoki took out a comic periodical from the plastic bag he bought earlier, with a few large characters drawn on it "Weekly Boys" JUMP".
"Fortunately, Ah Yin, I brought him here," Yin Shi shoved JUMP into the child's hand, "here, kid, turn him to page 42, the time to witness our laughing point is coming soon hahahaha—— —”
The child looked at the four people in front of them who couldn't stop laughing, and then obediently turned the comic in his hand to page 42...
"Hahaha hicc—"
"Hey, Yin-san...that...seems...something wrong?" Shinpachi's cheeks were dripping with cold sweat, and he raised his finger to poke Yinshi.
"Ah? What?" Gintoki followed Shinpachi's line of sight and saw JUMP who was pulled so hard by the child that it was almost torn apart. “啊啊啊——!这可是阿银的啊,小朋友要生气的话干嘛那么发泄在无辜的阿银的JUMP上啊!!!”银时正欲夺过小孩儿手里的JUMP,却不经意Suddenly saw a scene that shocked him——
"A liar...a liar..."
The boy stared closely at the frozen scene in the cartoon, muttering this sentence repeatedly in his mouth.
"Impossible... Impossible... Obviously such a gentle person..." The person who was always by his side because he couldn't sleep...
"It's not true...I don't believe it..." That man dotes on his brother so much...
"It's all fake... fake..." So...
The Itachi who was killed by Sasuke is all fake and fake——! ! !
In an instant, the scarlet that had been flickering because of the big mood swings before directly replaced the child's original clear and bright green eyes, and a lonely gouyu kept spinning in the eyes like weeping blood!
Sakata Gintoki: Oh my god, I saw a living Sharingan!Could it be possible to change the surname? ! !
The author has something to say: Little Theater:
Gin-san: Please call me Uchiha Gintoki from now on.Serious.jpg
Xinbaji: Yinsang, are you really in the late stage of hypochondria →_→
Kagura: This is so cool, Aru!
A Miao: Ah!In the future, you can let the children help to breathe fire and cook! (claps happily)
☆、It's silver fucking ([-])
"No, that's not it..." Yinshi was so frightened that he fell to the ground, his eyes widened in disbelief as he looked at the child with a very unhappy expression on his face.He stretched out his hand and pinched Xin Yayi next to him.
"Ah! What are you doing, Gin-san!" Shinpachi, who was also in a state of shock, yelled because of the pain, and glared angrily at Gintoki who had a dull face.
Gintoki saw Shinpachi's reaction in his eyes, and murmured, "It's not a dream..."
"If you want to know if it's not a dream, please pinch yourself!" Shinpachi said through gritted teeth, and stretched out his hand, "Let me help you see if you are dreaming!"
"No, no, no need for Shinpachi hahahaha..." Seeing that Shinpachi's hand was about to pinch his arm, Gintoki quickly averted his gaze.
"That's not the problem with Xin Baji right now? Hey, hey, what kind of guy did we pick up here..."
Following Yinshi's gaze, he found that the child who was so strong that he almost crushed JUMP was trapped in a strange aura.
The scarlet eyes were ominous.
Although they don't know why the child appeared here, those who have read this cartoon know that the child can show such eyes, which means that he must have been stimulated by strong negative emotions.
Shinpachi was a little worried, and there was always a feeling of uneasiness in his heart, "That...little brother?"
However, the image of Itachi lying at Sasuke's feet is all over his mind, and the child can no longer react to other people's words.
……
In Xing's inner world, Otsu is the one who can most feel the existence of negative emotions in children.
Under the action of the purplish red chakra, the originally calm pool of water kept bubbling out like boiling.With children as the center, waves appear layer by layer.Otsu looked at Xing who was standing in the center of the vortex with his back turned to him, and couldn't help calling him softly: "Xing?"
The child with bloody eyes heard the shout and slowly turned around, "Otsu, I don't believe it..."
"Ok?"
"I don't believe that Dad killed Itachi." The child's palm-sized face was full of bewilderment.
Although the child kept saying that he didn't believe it, his anomaly completely exposed the doubts in his heart.
Otsu scratched his ears, a little irritated, he knew how to induce Obito Kazuyuki to implement Moon Eye, but he was not good at coaxing children!Tsk!
As he said, what's so weird about it?For the sake of their respective righteousness, whether it is mother and son, brothers, master and apprentice, or relatives and friends, these seemingly unbreakable relationships can be broken at any time, and there are not a few of them who turn against each other in the end.Wasn't his mother Kaguya Hime sealed by her two good sons from the beginning?Didn't Yuyi's two children also fight for a thousand years?
And it is true that Sasuke killed Itachi!Although Itachi arranged it all by himself, but Otsu felt that if he told this matter, it would involve the Uchiha extermination, and then the order issued by Konoha's high-level, and finally the Uchiha clan's rebellion... Ahhh, these things are like a snowball, and they are getting bigger and bigger. If children know about it, what if it opens their eyes all the way to a kaleidoscope? ! --just kidding.
Besides, if Indra is reincarnated and finds out that he revealed these things to children...
Hey - I can't even think about it.
"Otsu... I'm going to find my father..." the child said in a low voice, his eyes seemed to be lit up, amazingly bright, "Yes! I'm going to ask my father... isn't this real!"
"Tsk." Otsu flicked his tail twice, even if you find him, it's useless. "How did you find it?"
Unexpectedly, the child stared straight at him, his eyes were red and not as clear as before, but those eyes were still full of his reflection.
"Will Otsu help me?"
"..." Otsu was silent for a while, and finally scratched his ears irritably, and raised his body, "I know, I know—" In fact, he didn't really want to reunite with Indra's reincarnation, but since Xingdu brought it up , he couldn't pretend he didn't know.
However, the child ran to ask his father the truth buried deep in the Uchiha clan...it seemed very interesting~ Otsu seemed to have expected that Sasuke would have nothing to say when facing his son's question.
Otsu didn't admit that he had little expectations and a little bit of schadenfreude!
—Hmph, you deserve it!Who told you to fuck me?
"I only noticed that your father's chakra is underground. I have to find it slowly from where to get there."
"Well! I see!"
The kid who had the primary target retracted Sharingan temporarily, dropped the JUMP in his hand, and stood up abruptly.
"Huh?" Although they were relieved for some reason when the child's eyes returned to their original shape, the few people in the room were still paying attention to his every move.
I saw the pink-haired and blue-eyed Xiao Douding put his hands together and crossed his fingers, making a movement that was very familiar to them.
"Yin, Yinsang!"
"This, this... that's right!"
——Multiple shadows/body art!
"Bang bang bang" several times, suddenly more than a dozen children appeared in the room.
Adults in the house: ... who am I where am I and what am I going to do? ? ?
The serious-looking kid acted as the commander-in-chief, and let the avatars find the underground entrance according to the directions provided by Otsu. "You two, ten o'clock direction."
There were two "swish", and the two children rushed out——
"You three, spread out at one o'clock!"
"Swish, swish, swish" three times, and the three girls stepped on the wooden beam and jumped out. When one of them jumped over the little ape and Kondo on the beam, the two stunned people fell down in fright.
That avatar/body hadn't run far, saw the two people surrounded by the avatars/bodies, scratched their cheeks and stuck out their tongue, "Ah, I'm so sorry!"
Another avatar pulled him, "Let's go! You have to find Dad quickly!"
"Okay, okay, I get it!"
"Are they thieves?" Avatar No. [-] squatted down, poked the stiff Kondo with his chubby fingers, and asked his companion curiously.
"Eh? I don't know..." Avatar No. [-] scratched his cheek, then squatted down, and poked Kondo's head lightly.
Sub/Body No. [-] clasped his hands in front of his chest, stomped his feet and said, "Sneaky lying on the beams of other people's houses, even if they are not thieves, they are not good people!"
"Then what should we do? We still have to look for our father, it's impossible to keep looking at them." Sub/body No. [-] looked at the little friend in a daze, and then at the two trembling two hugging each other. A strange man.
A few children started chatting and discussing——
"Of course I'll leave it to Hokage-sama!"
"Aren't you spreading it? This is not Konoha, where is Hokage-sama!"
"Oh, then leave it to the patrol team!"
"But we don't know where the patrol is!"
"Yes!"
Eight/nine children held their chins in thought at the same time.
Adults:……
"Ah, yes!" Clone/Person No. [-] knocked on the palm of his hand, stretched out his finger, and commanded his friends: "Brothers, go! Knock them out!"
"Oh--!"
A group of children responded loudly to the call, and rushed towards the two adults one after another!
"Ahh! Yinsang help! Tell them I'm not a thief, I'm just Yinsang's little bitch/dog!!!"
"Miss A Miao! Miss A Miao, help me!"
The physical fitness of the two adults is not bad. Although they screamed miserably, it is more than enough for one person to deal with several children.It's just because of the small space and the fact that they don't move the real thing, so they are a little embarrassed. For a while, a few children really can't do anything to them.After all, if the two stood up, the child would not reach their waists.
——The so-called height is flawed :)
"Mr. Sakata, what should they do?" Although he wanted to find his father as soon as possible, but he found someone suspected of being a thief in someone else's house. Fortunately, he felt that he had to deal with it.The child frowned, seeing the familiarity of the two adults when they met Yin, he was a little worried that he had caught the wrong person, "Are they Mr. Sakata's friends?"
At first, they were a little scared because of this unexpected development, but after watching such a farce, the mood of Yinshi and the four of them eased a little.
"No, just throw them out, our patrol team here will take them away." Gintoki said blankly.
"Oh, thanks to Xiao Xing, this guy has been bothering me for a long time~" A Miao narrated her troubles with a smile.
"Okay!" Xing waved, and said to the avatars: "Just tie them up and throw them out!"
"Order!"
After getting the commander in chief, a group of children took out the rope from the ninja bag behind them and started to act one after another.The two avatars/bodies on the left and the right control the legs of the two adults respectively, and two children jumped up with amazing jumping power, kicking the two adults over with one kick, and the rest of the avatars/bodies are ready to hold the rope A few swish swishes tied them up.Then several children carried the tightly bound two adults to the gate and threw them out.
Then they jumped onto the roof under Xing's command and searched for underground entrances in all directions.
"Oh oh oh! Brat! Are you interested in working in Edo's No. [-] Club Master House!" Gintoki looked at the children's concerted efforts, and thought about catching cats, finding dogs, and other jobs in the future. Wouldn't that be much more convenient!
"!" Before Yinshi Amway finished, Xin Bayi elbowed his stomach, clutching his stomach in great pain to temporarily stop thinking about abducting a child to work in Wanshiwu.
"Yin-san, when will Kagura-chan and my salary be paid before you say such things." Shinpachi pushed his glasses, "And you can also be tied up and thrown out, such a small child, what are you holding? What kind of mentality makes people come to work in your hopeless place, I said!"
"It's really ruthless, Xin Baji!"
"Please touch your conscience and think carefully before saying such a thing!"
……
"So, what's going on with Xiao Xing?" A Miao glanced at the two noisy people, and with a smile, she beckoned Xing to sit down and talk in detail.
Xing blushed in embarrassment, it really shouldn't be making noise here, "I'm really sorry..."
"It's okay, it's okay! As long as you give me ten days of vinegar kombu as a hush money, I won't tell anyone that you threw the director of the Shinsengumi out, Aru!" Kagura patted his chest, and leaned in front of the child. explain.
The child blinked and blinked, not quite understanding what she meant.Shinsengumi... Director... What's that?
"Oh, little Kagura, don't be like this." A Miao covered her mouth and smiled, "You just said you were looking for your father, what happened? Can you tell us?"
"Well... because I don't believe what is said in this book is true, so I want to find my father and ask him if there is such a thing." Xing pursed his lips, glanced at the man who was thrown aside the JUMP.He really didn't want to believe this kind of thing, and itachi died as Konoha's hero, why was he killed by his father?It must be wrong!Hmph, when he finds his father, let him take him to beat up the manga author!
AB: Would you have been born without me?Look at that Conan next door, it should really make your dad a ten thousand year elementary school student :)
Gintoki, who was unable to graduate from JUMP, suddenly widened his eyes.
At first, the child was wearing a bright red kung fu suit, with bright hair and eye color, so he only had a general idea of the child's appearance, but now take a closer look...
Hey hey—this hair color and eye color...and this face...isn't it...
A Miao asked with a smile: "Your father is...?"
Yinshi picked his nostrils, isn't that obvious!It's no wonder the children were so excited when they saw Sasuke kill Itachi. It's obvious that his father is doing well and even has a son!It's just that I didn't expect that Sakura obviously likes Sasuke, but in the end she became Sasuke's sister-in-law, tsk tsk tsk——
"Sasuke Uchiha!"
Gintoki: Of course it's Itachi Uchiha...huh? ? ?Meow meow meow? ? ?
Sakata Gintoki: I seem to see a beautiful green grassland in the little devil's house :)
The author has something to say: Little Theater:
Gin-san: I didn't expect you to be such Uchiha brothers.Indifference.jpg
AB: Be careful that I will turn your father into a ten thousand year middle school student who won't hold hands with your mother. It depends on how you were born!Hmph, you still dare to beat me?
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It's so annoying, why isn't daddy online _(:зゝ∠)_[Get out! 】
Mistake, the next chapter must let the father and son meet! 【flag has been established】
It’s really unstoppable to get a few parts/bodies, I really like the number three!
#社会我分 / Body No. [-] brother#
Sub/Body No. [-]: Tsk, the space is so small that it's not suitable for me to play.
fortunate:? ? ?I feel like I've fallen out of favor? ? ?
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Popular science for little angels who have never seen Gintama~
A Miao who appeared in this chapter is the new eighth sister, who looks gentle and amiable, but is actually very violent
Xiaoyuan is a female ninja, shakes M, likes silver, and Stoka pendant No. [-]
Kondo is the director of the Shinsengumi (equivalent to the police department in Edo), he likes A Miao, Stoka Pendant No. [-]
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Thank you little angels for the nutrient solution~
读者“吃货即正义”,灌溉营养液+52017-07-2400:53:39
读者“柳絮飘飘”,灌溉营养液+12017-07-2400:33:44
读者“山风”,灌溉营养液+12017-07-2323:39:53
读者“山风”,灌溉营养液+12017-07-2323:25:04
Reader "Mountain Breeze", irrigation nutrient solution +1
"Let's go." Shenwei lifted his feet into the docking boat with a smile, not even giving any extra glances to the people next to him.
"Please--"
Gou Lang glanced at the floor-to-ceiling windows not far away, although there was no one there.
Coming out of the air transfer station dedicated to Chunyu, on a certain street in Edo, three tightly wrapped adult men with umbrellas attracted the attention of some ordinary people. How terrifying the race is, they all shy away.
What's strange is that beside these three people, there is also a little boy whose painting style is almost completely different from theirs.
"Uncle Afutu, where are we going next?" Xing grabbed the corner of Afutu's cloak and followed him step by step.
"Take you to understand the world of adults in advance." Afutu said lazily, "Are you looking forward to it, kid."
"Adult's world?" Xing blinked, "I've been there!"
"Huh?" Afu Rabbit had an unbelievable expression on his face, "Hey - do you know what I mean?"
"I know, isn't it a big place or a small place!" Xing puffed out her small chest and patted it, "I've been there before!"
Seeing the child's proud face, Afutu couldn't help but twitch the corners of his mouth, big or small...a casino? "It seems that your parents are very relieved..." Think about Sasuke Uchiha who clamored to kill his brother with a gloomy face, and Sakura who was violent and nympho...
Hey—what's wrong? ? ?
Sure enough, it's not right to be spoiled suddenly that these two people will get married in the future, isn't it?
"Grandma Tsunade took me there!" the child said with two big blue eyes.
"Huh???" Afu Rabbit was dumbfounded.
"Grandma Tsunade said that my luck is very good! You can always win a lot of wine money with me!" Although he went there twice, he was strictly forbidden by his mother.
"..." Afu Rabbit scratched his hair, with a helpless expression on his face, "No, forget it... Aren't you curious why we know your father? I'll take you to meet your father first and then go to Yoshihara—"
The child jumped up excitedly, "Does uncle know where my father is? Where is it??? Where is Yoshihara?"
"Ah, this..." Afu Rabbit's eyes wandered - I can't tell you, your father is in the boy JUMP on the shelf of any convenience store...
"Anyway, come with us first." Afu Rabbit felt that it was outrageous to be dawdling like this, but it was still a big afternoon, what the hell were the three night rabbits standing carelessly under the big sun.He picked up the luck with one hand, and was about to walk quickly to their destination, but was suddenly interrupted by a person——
"Hey, that old man with a weird and wretched face," a lazy male voice stopped Afutu's movements, "Where are you taking this kid?"
The child was caught in Afutu's arms, and he could barely see the weird smile on the corner of his mouth.
"Oh, oh, who is this?" Afu Rabbit turned around, and it was no surprise that he saw the white-haired warrior not far away who was carrying a plastic bag in one hand and picking his nostrils in the other. A teenager with glasses holding a food plastic bag in both hands.
"Yin Sang, that's right, it's the same person from before!" Shinpachi stretched out his hand and pointed at Afutu with a serious face, his whole body tensed.This evening, when we were preparing to cook hot pot, he and Gintoki were instructed by his sister and Kagura to buy ingredients, but they unexpectedly ran into the guy who fought them in Yoshiwara last time on the road.
Originally, Afutu saved him and Kagura at the end, and Shinpachi thought that this person might be a good person, but he opposed them because of his different standpoint, but he didn't expect to see them abduct a child again this time!
"Hey, hey—please spare me, why do you guys always use the excuse of looking for father and mother to take the little kid who hasn't grown hair to go to the paradise of adults," Yin Shi rubbed himself and picked his nostrils finger, "Let me tell you, it should be a place where adults like Ah Yin and I, who are mature in all aspects, can experience the fun. It's better to take Ah Yin with me."
The samurai with silver hair and natural curly hair showed a provocative smile, "Ah? Right, that uncle who doesn't look very useful across the way."
Afutu: It’s so annoying, uncle, do I have a strange face of either bringing a child or abducting a child?Indifference.jpg
The author has something to say: Little Theater:
Yinsang: Hey—human traffickers.
Xinbaji: Hey -- human traffickers.
Fortunately: woof woof?Uncle is a good man! [Drip - good person card]
Afutu: Uncle Ben is fearless, Keke:)
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Today seems to be Zhu's father's birthday?Happy birthday to Dad!
It's a bit small, and time is running out, so I'll post one first, and try to see if I can add another one later.
The stupid author probably has inflammation of the tonsils, little angels should pay attention not to blow the air conditioner too hard in summer QAQ
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Thank you, little angels, for your landmine chirp!
幸运的小小翔扔了1个地雷投掷时间:2017-07-2223:24:17
_凉城扔了1个地雷投掷时间:2017-07-2317:50:13
_凉城扔了1个地雷投掷时间:2017-07-2317:50:45
☆、It's silver fucking ([-])
"What, hey——" Afutu didn't have the slightest abnormality on his face, "Don't say such big words when you're obviously in [beep——]."
"Hey, Ah Yin, I will be angry! Little Ah Yin who provokes me like this will never give up!"
The corner of Xinba's mouth couldn't help twitching, seeing the innocent and bewildered child in Afutu's arms, he twisted Yinshi's arm hard.
"Ah, pain, pain, pain - what are you doing, Shinpachi!" Gintoki glared angrily at Shinpachi who suddenly attacked his arm.
The smile on the corner of Xinba’s mouth was a little distorted, “Yin-san, please don’t say these strange words in front of children, you terrible adult! Look at what Kagura-chan has been brought into by you, please don’t harm the purity of your heart Is your child okay?!"
Gintoki picked his nostrils, followed Shinpachi's line of sight, and the little boy with pink hair and blue eyes was looking at them curiously. "Ah, relax, relax, children have to go through all kinds of baptisms before they can grow up healthily and become reliable adults like Ah Yin!"
"No, if you continue to develop like this, this child will be completely broken, okay?"
"Did I hear it? Ah Yin, I heard it! Do you want to be fired by me, the president? You're a dirty toilet cleaner!"
"What kind of president, you never even gave us a salary, Yinsang, please touch your black conscience and wake me up! And what the hell is the toilet cleaner? Is it that strange that I am in Wanshiwu Does it exist?!"
"You still take the responsibility of complaining! Are you surprised!"
"??? I have no role other than that?!"
"Make tea."
"???"
"Run errands to buy JUMP."
"..."
"Oh oh oh, and help me wash my clothes, Ah Yin! Oh, it's really good, you can marry me, Ba! You must invite me to a wedding banquet some other day. If you don't have Ah Yin, how can you become so virtuous hahaha !"
"..."
Xinbaji: It's so annoying, can I kill this person?
Afutu: excuseme? ? ?can I go now? ? ?
Afutu and the two regiment members around him turned around and were about to leave, but a wooden knife brushed past his cheek, cutting off a few strands of his hair.
"Hey, hey - I told you to take Ah Yin and me with you, don't be so stingy, uncle." The man with a lazy tone gradually approached behind the three Yetus.
"You guys, what are you doing this time?" The silver-haired samurai no longer had the frivolous tone before, and he took the wooden knife he took off from Shinhachi's waist, and pointed steadily at the back of Afutu's head.
Not long ago, Yoshihara just encountered a big fire, and he hasn't fully recovered from it yet. If Chunyu and these guys are going to Yoshihara at this time, what exactly do they want to do?
The two regiment members beside Afutu immediately became alert, grabbed the umbrellas in their hands, and were about to make a move, but were stopped by Afutu.
"Forgive me, really—" Afu Rabbit looked helpless, glanced at the little kid who still didn't understand the situation, turned around and said to Yin Shi: "Uncle, I rarely do a few things. You guys have seen all the good things, and I can't do anything about it."
"How dare a strange uncle who looks like a human trafficker have the nerve to say such a thing, you should be more serious, Ah Yin!"
"Human traffickers?" Xing blinked his eyes twice, finally finished the comparison, and said to Yinshi, "That...uncle..."
"Huh? What do you call me, Ah Yin? Uncle—?!" Yin Shi was so excited by the "Uncle" that he frowned at the child, pointed at Afu Rabbit angrily with a wooden knife Said: "A Yin, I am only 20 years old! How can I be of the same generation as this depressed uncle? You are so strange, hey!"
"Oh! Yes, I'm sorry! QAQ"
"Yin Sang, shut up! Don't scare the kids, you bastard! And you don't look like a 20-year-old, you look like a dejected uncle!"
"Huh? Ah Yin, I heard it, I really heard it! Do you want to be fired, you useless member of the club!"
"You give me enough! Please don't say such things before you pay us a salary, you delusional uncle!!!"
Afu Rabbit: Hey -- this sentence is quite familiar, tsk tsk...
"That...uncle, that's not right..." Xing swallowed back the address he almost blurted out. It's not okay to call him uncle, but it doesn't seem right to call him brother... "Sir?"
"Just call it Ah Yin, Sakata Yinshi, remember this name, and when your parents come to find you, remember to ask them to pay you a lot of money for the reliable Sakata Yinshisang!"
"Silver Sang!"
"Yes--I know, I know! It's really long-winded, Xin Baji!"
The child scratched his head, "Mr. Sakata... Did you make a mistake?"
"what?"
"Uncle Afutu is not a human trafficker! He is a good man!" the child said with a vow.
"..." The air was quiet for a second.
The silver-haired man suddenly laughed out loud: "Pfft hahahaha! Ba, Haha, did I hear you wrong hahahaha!"
"..."
"Hahaha Haha, don't you think it's funny?"
"...Excuse me, what's so funny, Yinsang→_→"
"He? A good guy? Hahahahaha!"
Xinbaji: ...
Night Rabbits: ...
Afutu: ... Please start your performance?Indifference.jpg
fortunate:? ? ?Did I say something wrong again? ? ?This uncle is so strange! QQ
"Ahem, what, brat," Yinshi straightened his back while clutching his stomach and laughing awkwardly for a long time, "This world is not as simple as the bedtime stories your country mother told you."
Rural mom Sakura:? ? ?Am I going to lose the prehistoric power condensed in my fist? ? ?
The bedtime stories my grandma told were all about my dad’s heroic deeds: Although my dad is indeed not simple, what does it have to do with the present? ? ?
"Deputy head." One of the Yetus who had been following Afutu reminded Afutu in a low voice, "It will be too late if we don't go."
"Tsk." Afu Rabbit was a little irritable, "Understood." Then he said to the child, "It seems that time is too late, I was going to take you to find your father first."
"Huh?" Xing blinked his eyes, it turned out that Uncle Afutu and the others really came to Earth for something...
Afutu raised his head and looked at the silver-haired warrior on the opposite side who refused to give an inch, and finally threw the child in his hand unexpectedly!
"!"
"Silver Sang!"
"I know!"
Yinshi threw away the plastic bag in his hand, and was about to catch the child, but he didn't expect that the little boy adjusted his posture in mid-air, landing firmly and handsomely on the ground!
...? ? ? excuseme? ? ?Am I out of touch with the world, or are kids all so powerful these days? ? ?I do not know how?
Before Yinshi and Shinpachi could react, they heard Afutu say, "Since it's what you want, please take care of this child for a while."
"Is Uncle Afutu going to be busy?" Xing, who was used to being entrusted to other adults' homes when adults were busy since childhood, looked up at Afutu obediently.
"That's right, it's the normal state of society for the leader of Baga to go to eat and drink, and the subordinates who are hard-pressed will obediently run and break their legs." Afutu scratched his hair with his free hand, and explained to the child, " Kid, follow this silver-haired guy obediently and don't run around, I'll pick you up after the matter is over." After all, it's a little toy of the wayward leader, so it's not easy to lose it, tsk.
Looking at the three of Afutu who turned around and left, Yinshi looked confused: "Hey, I haven't agreed with Ayin, how can you make such a decision!"
"Goodbye, Uncle Afutu!"
"Ah, goodbye."
"Hey! I said what's going on with you guys! Don't ignore me, Ah Yin!!!"
"So... what's going on here?" The gentle and amiable Shimura Takashi said to Gintoki and Shinpachi who came back with a child after going out for a while with a smile.
"..." Yinshi and Shinpachi looked at each other, they were also confused, okay? ? ?
When Kagura saw the red kung fu suit on the child, he felt that something was wrong, so he moved closer to the child and sniffed it, "Huh? Ah! It's the smell of that bastard Kamui!"
"Could it be!" Kagura looked at the kid with pigtails in front of him in horror.
"What's the matter, little Kagura?" A Miao looked at Kagura with a strange expression, even Gintoki and Shinpachi looked at her curiously.
"Are you the son of that bastard brother of mine?!!" Kagura's face suddenly approached the child's eyes, observing his expression carefully.
"Hey???!!!"
Fortunately, he stepped back unconsciously. After a distance from Kagura, he quickly waved his hands, "No! You all misunderstood!" The child remembered that he hadn't introduced himself yet, and raised a big smile at everyone. "My name is Xing, Uchiha Xing! I will disturb everyone now!"
"Oh ho ho ho, no problem Aru! You only need two weeks of vinegar kombu, you can tell me about Aru if you encounter anything! I have you covered by me, the queen of Kabukicho! Big sister, I am so nice... Ahh— —!” Kagura patted his chest and before he could finish speaking, he was pushed to the ground by Gintoki Shinpachi!
The three heads leaned together in front of the child, "What did you say is your name?"
"Uchiha...Fortunately..."
"..."
The air was quiet for a second.
"Hahahaha—!" The earth-shattering laughter almost shook the Storka ape and Kondo who were staying on the beam.
Xing: QAQ why did I say the wrong thing again!
"Hahahaha, so there really are guys who named their sons like that!" Yin Shi patted his thigh and fell to the ground laughing.
Shinpachi couldn't help but patted the floor with a smile, "Really! There are guys who can't graduate from JUMP than Eun-sang!"
Kagura laughed so hard that A Miao also covered the lower half of her face with her kimono sleeve, her shoulders trembled as she laughed.
The child's face is swollen, why do you all have an expression of "caring for the mentally retarded"!
"Is there something wrong with my name?" It's such a nice and meaningful name!snort!
"No—kid, it's not your name, it's your surname that's problematic hahahaha—" Gintoki took out a comic periodical from the plastic bag he bought earlier, with a few large characters drawn on it "Weekly Boys" JUMP".
"Fortunately, Ah Yin, I brought him here," Yin Shi shoved JUMP into the child's hand, "here, kid, turn him to page 42, the time to witness our laughing point is coming soon hahahaha—— —”
The child looked at the four people in front of them who couldn't stop laughing, and then obediently turned the comic in his hand to page 42...
"Hahaha hicc—"
"Hey, Yin-san...that...seems...something wrong?" Shinpachi's cheeks were dripping with cold sweat, and he raised his finger to poke Yinshi.
"Ah? What?" Gintoki followed Shinpachi's line of sight and saw JUMP who was pulled so hard by the child that it was almost torn apart. “啊啊啊——!这可是阿银的啊,小朋友要生气的话干嘛那么发泄在无辜的阿银的JUMP上啊!!!”银时正欲夺过小孩儿手里的JUMP,却不经意Suddenly saw a scene that shocked him——
"A liar...a liar..."
The boy stared closely at the frozen scene in the cartoon, muttering this sentence repeatedly in his mouth.
"Impossible... Impossible... Obviously such a gentle person..." The person who was always by his side because he couldn't sleep...
"It's not true...I don't believe it..." That man dotes on his brother so much...
"It's all fake... fake..." So...
The Itachi who was killed by Sasuke is all fake and fake——! ! !
In an instant, the scarlet that had been flickering because of the big mood swings before directly replaced the child's original clear and bright green eyes, and a lonely gouyu kept spinning in the eyes like weeping blood!
Sakata Gintoki: Oh my god, I saw a living Sharingan!Could it be possible to change the surname? ! !
The author has something to say: Little Theater:
Gin-san: Please call me Uchiha Gintoki from now on.Serious.jpg
Xinbaji: Yinsang, are you really in the late stage of hypochondria →_→
Kagura: This is so cool, Aru!
A Miao: Ah!In the future, you can let the children help to breathe fire and cook! (claps happily)
☆、It's silver fucking ([-])
"No, that's not it..." Yinshi was so frightened that he fell to the ground, his eyes widened in disbelief as he looked at the child with a very unhappy expression on his face.He stretched out his hand and pinched Xin Yayi next to him.
"Ah! What are you doing, Gin-san!" Shinpachi, who was also in a state of shock, yelled because of the pain, and glared angrily at Gintoki who had a dull face.
Gintoki saw Shinpachi's reaction in his eyes, and murmured, "It's not a dream..."
"If you want to know if it's not a dream, please pinch yourself!" Shinpachi said through gritted teeth, and stretched out his hand, "Let me help you see if you are dreaming!"
"No, no, no need for Shinpachi hahahaha..." Seeing that Shinpachi's hand was about to pinch his arm, Gintoki quickly averted his gaze.
"That's not the problem with Xin Baji right now? Hey, hey, what kind of guy did we pick up here..."
Following Yinshi's gaze, he found that the child who was so strong that he almost crushed JUMP was trapped in a strange aura.
The scarlet eyes were ominous.
Although they don't know why the child appeared here, those who have read this cartoon know that the child can show such eyes, which means that he must have been stimulated by strong negative emotions.
Shinpachi was a little worried, and there was always a feeling of uneasiness in his heart, "That...little brother?"
However, the image of Itachi lying at Sasuke's feet is all over his mind, and the child can no longer react to other people's words.
……
In Xing's inner world, Otsu is the one who can most feel the existence of negative emotions in children.
Under the action of the purplish red chakra, the originally calm pool of water kept bubbling out like boiling.With children as the center, waves appear layer by layer.Otsu looked at Xing who was standing in the center of the vortex with his back turned to him, and couldn't help calling him softly: "Xing?"
The child with bloody eyes heard the shout and slowly turned around, "Otsu, I don't believe it..."
"Ok?"
"I don't believe that Dad killed Itachi." The child's palm-sized face was full of bewilderment.
Although the child kept saying that he didn't believe it, his anomaly completely exposed the doubts in his heart.
Otsu scratched his ears, a little irritated, he knew how to induce Obito Kazuyuki to implement Moon Eye, but he was not good at coaxing children!Tsk!
As he said, what's so weird about it?For the sake of their respective righteousness, whether it is mother and son, brothers, master and apprentice, or relatives and friends, these seemingly unbreakable relationships can be broken at any time, and there are not a few of them who turn against each other in the end.Wasn't his mother Kaguya Hime sealed by her two good sons from the beginning?Didn't Yuyi's two children also fight for a thousand years?
And it is true that Sasuke killed Itachi!Although Itachi arranged it all by himself, but Otsu felt that if he told this matter, it would involve the Uchiha extermination, and then the order issued by Konoha's high-level, and finally the Uchiha clan's rebellion... Ahhh, these things are like a snowball, and they are getting bigger and bigger. If children know about it, what if it opens their eyes all the way to a kaleidoscope? ! --just kidding.
Besides, if Indra is reincarnated and finds out that he revealed these things to children...
Hey - I can't even think about it.
"Otsu... I'm going to find my father..." the child said in a low voice, his eyes seemed to be lit up, amazingly bright, "Yes! I'm going to ask my father... isn't this real!"
"Tsk." Otsu flicked his tail twice, even if you find him, it's useless. "How did you find it?"
Unexpectedly, the child stared straight at him, his eyes were red and not as clear as before, but those eyes were still full of his reflection.
"Will Otsu help me?"
"..." Otsu was silent for a while, and finally scratched his ears irritably, and raised his body, "I know, I know—" In fact, he didn't really want to reunite with Indra's reincarnation, but since Xingdu brought it up , he couldn't pretend he didn't know.
However, the child ran to ask his father the truth buried deep in the Uchiha clan...it seemed very interesting~ Otsu seemed to have expected that Sasuke would have nothing to say when facing his son's question.
Otsu didn't admit that he had little expectations and a little bit of schadenfreude!
—Hmph, you deserve it!Who told you to fuck me?
"I only noticed that your father's chakra is underground. I have to find it slowly from where to get there."
"Well! I see!"
The kid who had the primary target retracted Sharingan temporarily, dropped the JUMP in his hand, and stood up abruptly.
"Huh?" Although they were relieved for some reason when the child's eyes returned to their original shape, the few people in the room were still paying attention to his every move.
I saw the pink-haired and blue-eyed Xiao Douding put his hands together and crossed his fingers, making a movement that was very familiar to them.
"Yin, Yinsang!"
"This, this... that's right!"
——Multiple shadows/body art!
"Bang bang bang" several times, suddenly more than a dozen children appeared in the room.
Adults in the house: ... who am I where am I and what am I going to do? ? ?
The serious-looking kid acted as the commander-in-chief, and let the avatars find the underground entrance according to the directions provided by Otsu. "You two, ten o'clock direction."
There were two "swish", and the two children rushed out——
"You three, spread out at one o'clock!"
"Swish, swish, swish" three times, and the three girls stepped on the wooden beam and jumped out. When one of them jumped over the little ape and Kondo on the beam, the two stunned people fell down in fright.
That avatar/body hadn't run far, saw the two people surrounded by the avatars/bodies, scratched their cheeks and stuck out their tongue, "Ah, I'm so sorry!"
Another avatar pulled him, "Let's go! You have to find Dad quickly!"
"Okay, okay, I get it!"
"Are they thieves?" Avatar No. [-] squatted down, poked the stiff Kondo with his chubby fingers, and asked his companion curiously.
"Eh? I don't know..." Avatar No. [-] scratched his cheek, then squatted down, and poked Kondo's head lightly.
Sub/Body No. [-] clasped his hands in front of his chest, stomped his feet and said, "Sneaky lying on the beams of other people's houses, even if they are not thieves, they are not good people!"
"Then what should we do? We still have to look for our father, it's impossible to keep looking at them." Sub/body No. [-] looked at the little friend in a daze, and then at the two trembling two hugging each other. A strange man.
A few children started chatting and discussing——
"Of course I'll leave it to Hokage-sama!"
"Aren't you spreading it? This is not Konoha, where is Hokage-sama!"
"Oh, then leave it to the patrol team!"
"But we don't know where the patrol is!"
"Yes!"
Eight/nine children held their chins in thought at the same time.
Adults:……
"Ah, yes!" Clone/Person No. [-] knocked on the palm of his hand, stretched out his finger, and commanded his friends: "Brothers, go! Knock them out!"
"Oh--!"
A group of children responded loudly to the call, and rushed towards the two adults one after another!
"Ahh! Yinsang help! Tell them I'm not a thief, I'm just Yinsang's little bitch/dog!!!"
"Miss A Miao! Miss A Miao, help me!"
The physical fitness of the two adults is not bad. Although they screamed miserably, it is more than enough for one person to deal with several children.It's just because of the small space and the fact that they don't move the real thing, so they are a little embarrassed. For a while, a few children really can't do anything to them.After all, if the two stood up, the child would not reach their waists.
——The so-called height is flawed :)
"Mr. Sakata, what should they do?" Although he wanted to find his father as soon as possible, but he found someone suspected of being a thief in someone else's house. Fortunately, he felt that he had to deal with it.The child frowned, seeing the familiarity of the two adults when they met Yin, he was a little worried that he had caught the wrong person, "Are they Mr. Sakata's friends?"
At first, they were a little scared because of this unexpected development, but after watching such a farce, the mood of Yinshi and the four of them eased a little.
"No, just throw them out, our patrol team here will take them away." Gintoki said blankly.
"Oh, thanks to Xiao Xing, this guy has been bothering me for a long time~" A Miao narrated her troubles with a smile.
"Okay!" Xing waved, and said to the avatars: "Just tie them up and throw them out!"
"Order!"
After getting the commander in chief, a group of children took out the rope from the ninja bag behind them and started to act one after another.The two avatars/bodies on the left and the right control the legs of the two adults respectively, and two children jumped up with amazing jumping power, kicking the two adults over with one kick, and the rest of the avatars/bodies are ready to hold the rope A few swish swishes tied them up.Then several children carried the tightly bound two adults to the gate and threw them out.
Then they jumped onto the roof under Xing's command and searched for underground entrances in all directions.
"Oh oh oh! Brat! Are you interested in working in Edo's No. [-] Club Master House!" Gintoki looked at the children's concerted efforts, and thought about catching cats, finding dogs, and other jobs in the future. Wouldn't that be much more convenient!
"!" Before Yinshi Amway finished, Xin Bayi elbowed his stomach, clutching his stomach in great pain to temporarily stop thinking about abducting a child to work in Wanshiwu.
"Yin-san, when will Kagura-chan and my salary be paid before you say such things." Shinpachi pushed his glasses, "And you can also be tied up and thrown out, such a small child, what are you holding? What kind of mentality makes people come to work in your hopeless place, I said!"
"It's really ruthless, Xin Baji!"
"Please touch your conscience and think carefully before saying such a thing!"
……
"So, what's going on with Xiao Xing?" A Miao glanced at the two noisy people, and with a smile, she beckoned Xing to sit down and talk in detail.
Xing blushed in embarrassment, it really shouldn't be making noise here, "I'm really sorry..."
"It's okay, it's okay! As long as you give me ten days of vinegar kombu as a hush money, I won't tell anyone that you threw the director of the Shinsengumi out, Aru!" Kagura patted his chest, and leaned in front of the child. explain.
The child blinked and blinked, not quite understanding what she meant.Shinsengumi... Director... What's that?
"Oh, little Kagura, don't be like this." A Miao covered her mouth and smiled, "You just said you were looking for your father, what happened? Can you tell us?"
"Well... because I don't believe what is said in this book is true, so I want to find my father and ask him if there is such a thing." Xing pursed his lips, glanced at the man who was thrown aside the JUMP.He really didn't want to believe this kind of thing, and itachi died as Konoha's hero, why was he killed by his father?It must be wrong!Hmph, when he finds his father, let him take him to beat up the manga author!
AB: Would you have been born without me?Look at that Conan next door, it should really make your dad a ten thousand year elementary school student :)
Gintoki, who was unable to graduate from JUMP, suddenly widened his eyes.
At first, the child was wearing a bright red kung fu suit, with bright hair and eye color, so he only had a general idea of the child's appearance, but now take a closer look...
Hey hey—this hair color and eye color...and this face...isn't it...
A Miao asked with a smile: "Your father is...?"
Yinshi picked his nostrils, isn't that obvious!It's no wonder the children were so excited when they saw Sasuke kill Itachi. It's obvious that his father is doing well and even has a son!It's just that I didn't expect that Sakura obviously likes Sasuke, but in the end she became Sasuke's sister-in-law, tsk tsk tsk——
"Sasuke Uchiha!"
Gintoki: Of course it's Itachi Uchiha...huh? ? ?Meow meow meow? ? ?
Sakata Gintoki: I seem to see a beautiful green grassland in the little devil's house :)
The author has something to say: Little Theater:
Gin-san: I didn't expect you to be such Uchiha brothers.Indifference.jpg
AB: Be careful that I will turn your father into a ten thousand year middle school student who won't hold hands with your mother. It depends on how you were born!Hmph, you still dare to beat me?
***
It's so annoying, why isn't daddy online _(:зゝ∠)_[Get out! 】
Mistake, the next chapter must let the father and son meet! 【flag has been established】
It’s really unstoppable to get a few parts/bodies, I really like the number three!
#社会我分 / Body No. [-] brother#
Sub/Body No. [-]: Tsk, the space is so small that it's not suitable for me to play.
fortunate:? ? ?I feel like I've fallen out of favor? ? ?
***
Popular science for little angels who have never seen Gintama~
A Miao who appeared in this chapter is the new eighth sister, who looks gentle and amiable, but is actually very violent
Xiaoyuan is a female ninja, shakes M, likes silver, and Stoka pendant No. [-]
Kondo is the director of the Shinsengumi (equivalent to the police department in Edo), he likes A Miao, Stoka Pendant No. [-]
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Thank you little angels for the nutrient solution~
读者“吃货即正义”,灌溉营养液+52017-07-2400:53:39
读者“柳絮飘飘”,灌溉营养液+12017-07-2400:33:44
读者“山风”,灌溉营养液+12017-07-2323:39:53
读者“山风”,灌溉营养液+12017-07-2323:25:04
Reader "Mountain Breeze", irrigation nutrient solution +1
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