[Tutorial] Wake up, pineapple boy

More than ten hours had passed by the time Yuyi arrived at the Pineapple House. About the Ring War, she really wanted to go back to Valia to "friendly" ask them to explain it in detail with a weapon, but it was a pity that she came up with it in her head. The pictures of domestic violence told her that doing so without any suspense was tantamount to committing suicide.

So it is definitely a wise decision to come to the pineapple-headed boy first, besides, Yuyi’s mood has been disturbed by wild thoughts since the quarrel, so it’s okay to deal with personal relationship issues first so that I don’t get upset OK

Go to the door, knock on the door, the pineapple-headed boy must have a surprised expression on his face, Yuyi guessed that the corners of his mouth could not help but slightly curled up, and she couldn't tell if it was because she would see him soon And happy, I still want to express a kind of arrogance of "I'm sure of you".

But in the next second, Yuyi took her smile to be polite.

The one who opened the door was a strange child with blue hair, with the imprint of an indigo-colored inverted triangle under the same blue eyes, and Yuyi's first impression was that this child liked green very much, and probably decided to join the World Environmental Protection Organization since he was a child.

"It's the first time we met, I'm Yuyi." The other party was a child, and Yuyi's self-introduction was very gentle like a sister.

But the other party's face was paralyzed as if he didn't hear it, and his eyes never left Yuyi's chestnut pineapple head since he opened the door.

Just as Yuyi wanted to explain to herself that this was the product of bad luck, the child suddenly sighed feebly, "Oh, another pineapple monster came from the deep mountains, me is really unlucky."

Yui's smile that earned impression points instantly froze on her face, "I think you should call me sister, and you are not unlucky, isn't your hair still in good shape?"

The child raised his hand to stroke his hair, and elongated the sound of the word expressionlessly, "me has worked very hard to keep this hairstyle, unlike the pineapple monster sister who appreciates the evil taste of the pineapple head master."

"Actually, I don't appreciate it at all, I was forced!" It really hits the nail on the head!Yuyi was very eager to disassociate herself from this pineapple head with no aesthetic value, but why did she feel that there was still a slight difference between this sentence and the truth, "To add, the other me is voluntary, but I was absolutely forced!"

"Uh——Could it be that the pineapple monster sister who suffers from schizophrenia feels that her logic has become stronger after supplementing it?"

Yuyi twitched the corners of her mouth, she also knew that her words would be incomprehensible without a heaven-defying imagination, but what is the meaning of this strange name that is gradually getting longer inexplicably!

Yuyi forced herself to hold back the urge to get angry and not to be like a child, "Little ghost, can you remove some adjectives in front of sister?"

The other party seems to have a lot of complaints about the title Yuyi gave him, "The pineapple monster sister who wants to remove some prefixes from me, who is suffering from schizophrenia, I am not a little devil, and my name is Fran."

Youyi couldn't help but want to feel that the pineapple-head boy is really 'well-taught'!His apprentice turned out not only to have a strange brain circuit, but also to make people have an urge to grab a weapon involuntarily.

Yui and him met for less than a minute, so it is best to teach children such things as his teacher who is also a freak, Yui smiled wickedly, "Fran, if you call me that again, I'm going to tell your master to let him criticize you."

Fran took out the loudspeaker with a calm face, and used the actual action of making You Yiliang blind to prove how unrealistic her idea was.

"This me can help you out of friendship." After emphasizing to Yuyi that he was doing a good job, Fran raised his loudspeaker and yelled into the back room solemnly, "Master—here is a cat that has lost its spirit." The pineapple monster sister with schizophrenia wants to criticize me, but me is really helpless, do you want to come out and see what is abnormal about her?"

Yuyi's forehead is covered with black lines, please, you, the green kid, are the most abnormal here!

But seeing that the purpose of coming here was to find his master, Yuyi no longer devoted himself to correcting that strange name that made people want to vomit blood.

But half a minute passed, and under the powerful amplification of Fran's loudspeaker, there was no movement in the room at all.

"Hey, what's wrong with Mukuro?" Yuyi couldn't help but look serious, bypassing Fran who had the expression of "this is a natural result" and went straight to the back room.

Fran closed the door quite calmly, followed behind Yui and stared at her, "Sister pineapple monster who suffers from schizophrenia, I haven't said please come in yet, your current behavior is trespassing on private territory , I’m going to call the fruit shop to apply to take you back.”

Fran deliberately elongated the tone of the originally toneless voice, giving Yui a feeling that he was definitely answering wrong questions on purpose and finding fault on purpose.

So helpless, she obviously felt very upset but couldn't find any flaws, Yuyi had been here before, she just quickened her pace and turned and walked into the bedroom so as to quickly avoid the ghostly blue eyes behind her.

However, the scene in the bedroom made her feel sad suddenly. The tired-looking Liu Dao Mu was sleeping on the bed, the dark blue pineapple head was a little messy, and the hair was scattered on his tired face.

"Visible hallucinations?" Yuyi stared at him blankly, with indescribable complex emotions.

"Oh? It turns out that the tangible hallucinations created by me have been noticed." Fran who followed pointed to the invisible dagger at Yui's waist, and made a look of relief, "Since the pineapple monster sister who has schizophrenia is a warlock , then I will not participate in such troublesome things as creating tangible hallucinations to restore the physical strength of Master Pineapple Head."

"Eh? I think you have to participate." It's not that I'm too petty to help the pineapple-headed boy a little bit, but Yuyi is really embarrassed to discuss the embarrassing issue of my limited illusion skills with a child!In the end, isn't it the fault of Mammon for charging tuition?But from another perspective, "Fran, I didn't expect you to be a genius illusionist."

Fran rubbed his hair, "Well—I don't think so about being treated so seriously, it's better to let me send Master Pineapple Head back to the can to save time and effort."

"No, I don't agree!" Yuyi didn't expect that she would be so excited when she heard that Fran wanted to send the pineapple-headed boy away, so she quickly smiled awkwardly at her sudden yelling, "Anyway, don't do it now, I There's something else I want to tell him."

Fran was using his expressionless face to convey the puzzlement of 'what are you excited about', and after hearing Yui's explanation, he moved his eyes to Liudao Muke's head, "But there is a pineapple lying here , as expected, the more I look at me, the more I don't like it."

"Let me take care of him." Yui said so softly, so softly that Fran blinked and wondered if he had misheard accidentally, and a sister with an abnormal mind offered to take care of the perverted grin As a high-end and interesting pineapple head master.

Yuyi walked over to sit on the edge of the bed, put her right hand gently on the back of Liudao Mukui's hand, and then slowly clenched it.

She didn't expect that he would tire out his body so much in order to be by her side in the past few days, but she still self-willedly suspected that he was arguing with him. His vision began to blur.

Fran was still thinking about reminding his master that his master is actually a violent existence, but why did he feel that there seemed to be a unique tenderness between the two people, at least two pineapples together? Weird dissonance.

However, Fran stared at Rokudo Mukuro's hand held by Yui, the tiny trembling of his fingertips made him really unable to bear the urge not to expose it.

"Master—is it really appropriate for you to continue pretending to sleep and let others take care of you? This is a super despicable behavior. The pineapple monster sister who suffers from schizophrenia is almost crying because of you."

"I didn't want to cry." Even if I was about to cry, it wasn't because I was scared, okay?

But that's not the point, Youyi squeezed the pineapple-headed boy's hand hard with the mentality that it hurts him to death, "Hey, if you pretend again, I'll make you happy!"

The pineapple on the bed maintained its lying position, and smiled 'kufufufu' as if very satisfied.

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