Disqualification on earth x2

Early the next morning, in the Armed Detective Agency, Kunikida Doppo bowed ninety degrees to Hua Jiang and apologized loudly.

"I'm really sorry!" The blond young man said sincerely, "I didn't keep an eye on him, and I caused you trouble!"

After receiving such a solemn apology, Hanae standing in front of Kunikida was at a loss for a moment.

She hurriedly bent down to Kunikida, bowed and said, "Where is it, I haven't thanked Mr. Kunikida for his help. My brother—"

Looking at Kunikida's appearance, Huae probably can also imagine how Dazai Osamu "bullyed" him.

So, thinking that if she loses the bet, she must perform her younger sister's duties well, she apologized very heavily: "It is he who caused you trouble."

Kunikida froze.

From the moment he met Osamu Dazai, he probably never thought that one day he would hear the words "I'm sorry for you" from "Dazai".Kunikida Dupo's eyes were almost wet, he quickly reached out to support Hua Jiang's shoulder, trying to lift her up, and said at the same time: "No, no, no, I didn't like him, you suffered."

Huajiang said: "Where is it, I just came here, Mr. Kunikida is the one, brother, he has caused you a lot of trouble, right?"

Kunikida almost said, "Yes!"

But thinking that the one in front of him is Osamu Dazai's younger sister, it's not easy to speak ill of his elder brother in front of his younger sister.He pushed his glasses and said with difficulty: "No, it's okay."

Huajiang: Really, I don't believe it.

The two were still apologizing to each other. Edogawa Ranpo saw the scene as soon as he entered the door. He asked curiously, "What is this for? Is there a bowing competition?"

"Mr. Ranpo!" Kunikida straightened up and looked at Edogawa Ranpo, he said with some embarrassment, "That's right, Dazai has caused trouble for Dazai's sister again."

Hua Jiang said smoothly: "No, it's my brother who caused trouble for Mr. Kunikida."

Luanbu glanced at Huajiang, pondered for a moment, and said: "The Dazai went to look for you last night, have you discussed the matter properly?"

Huajiang was a little surprised when she saw this, but she had already seen Luanbu's ability when they met in the mall before, so she wasn't particularly surprised.

She nodded and replied Luanbu said: "Yes, I will explain it to everyone when everyone from the detective agency arrives."

Edogawa Ranpo nodded, indicating that he had no objection.Kunikida was a little dazed, he asked, "Explain what?"

Hua Jiang said: "It's about me."

She said softly: "Although Mr. Kunikida kept my emotions in mind and didn't ask any more questions, everyone is still very curious about my relationship with the port mafia and my relationship with 'Dazai Osamu'. "

Kunikida was said to have doubts in his heart, he was a little embarrassed, and said: "Well, you are Dazai's younger sister and we have already—"

Hua Jiang said earnestly: "It's what I should do to help everyone. You accepted my call for help and extended a helping hand. As the person being helped, I should at least tell you all about my situation, so that you can feel a little bit more at ease." Just get ready."

Having said that, Kunikida felt that the doubts in his heart were a little too much.

He pushed his glasses, and asked Huajiang more solemnly this time: "Do you want to eat something? The coffee and cakes downstairs are delicious. You and Xie Ye just came back from a business trip yesterday, and it will take a while. You sit down." How about some snacks on the couch?"

Huajiang said very obediently: "I will accompany you to buy takeaway. I think Mr. Ranpo will also like fresh cakes. And Ms. Xie Ye, as you mentioned, since you have just finished a business trip, you should also need a cup of coffee Wash away tiredness with cake."

Kunikida was startled when he heard the words, he asked: "You want to bring a copy to Xie Ye and Ranpo?"

Ranbu heard the words and said directly to Huajiang: "I want chocolate."

Huae made an "ok" gesture, and at the same time replied to Kunikida, "Yes... or is it that Yosano sister doesn't like cakes?"

"No, it's not. I'm just a little surprised." Kunikida said, "It's the first time that 'Dazai' brings things to everyone."

At first, Huae thought that Kunikida was blaming her for not considering the Tanizaki brothers and sisters and Miyazawa. She explained: "When I came here in the morning, I saw Tanizaki and the others in the coffee shop. I guess they don't need them. And Miyazaki, in the morning I heard him tell you that he was too full in the morning and has no motivation now. So—"

She showed a cautious expression, as if asking "Is this not appropriate enough?".

Kunikida: "No, no, no, you are very thoughtful! In this point, you and Dazai are very similar, but - that guy will only find who is the hungriest and make a prank!"

Saying this, Kunikida-san seemed to have thought of something very difficult to remember, and almost broke his own glasses frame.

Hua Jiang looked at him cautiously, and whispered, "Sorry, he caused you trouble."

"Then, when I'm here, can I help?"

Kunikida stopped in his tracks.

Hua Jiang was stunned for a moment, seeing this tough guy take off his glasses against the sunlight and wipe the corners of his eyes. After a while, he brought back his glasses and said to Hua Jiang, "No. Stay away from him, I will waste the device from that bandage." Your men will protect you!"

Smiling Huajiang: "?"

——What is going on with this detective agency, how is it the same as the original port mafia, what people say is incomprehensible.Is Osamu Dazai some kind of murderous maniac?Anyone who gets close to him has to be protected?

Huajiang was complaining about the impression Dazai Osamu gave to everyone.

Dazai Osamu, who sneaked back to the detective agency from the place of punishment, had just climbed the stairs when he heard his current partner say something outrageous.

Osamu Dazai immediately condemned: "Mr. Kunikida, while I'm not here, what strange words are you instilling into other people's sisters?"

"What about your ideals, what about your ethics? Don't you think it violates your principles to say such things to someone else's 15-year-old sister?"

Having said that, he would like to add another sentence to Huajiang: "He has no hope, he must be at least above the standard age for choosing a mate. You do not meet the age, so no matter what he says, he is lying to you, don't believe it. "

Kunikida's goodwill towards "Dazai" that was originally raised by Hana disappeared completely at this moment.

He stepped forward in two steps, and calmly said to Huajiang: "Sister Dazai, please avoid it."

Huajiang: "??"

Kunikida said calmly: "The following things are a bit restricted, not suitable for young children."

Huajiang: "..."

Huajiang understood.

She gave Osamu Dazai a sympathetic look, went back to the detective agency, and asked Ranpo: "Is there any tape in the agency?"

Miyazawa was at a loss: "Oh, why do you need tape all of a sudden?"

Luanbu understood, he raised his head and thought for a while: "Well, Yu Xie Ye should have it. But is there any reward for me to find it for you?"

Huajiang thought for a while and said, "Should I go to work with Mr. Snacks? I have work in the afternoon."

Luanbu slightly opened his eyes, looked at Huajiang for a while, and said, "Okay, the deal is done. Just wait."

He walked to the cabinet in two random steps, took a second look, opened the third compartment, and took out the medicinal tape from it.

Huajiang received the tape and thanked Ranpo.But Luanbu reminded: "If you don't solve the trouble quickly, the cake will be gone."

Huajiang knew it by heart.She made an ok gesture and hurried to the stairs to stop the tragedy.

Huae said to Kunikida: "Mr. Kunikida, let's go shopping. Mr. Ranpo said that the coffee shop may close early today!"

Kunikida still trusts Ranpo's words.Seeing that Huajiang turned back suddenly, he felt a little sorry, and immediately stopped his behavior of admonishing his former partner, and returned to the gentlemanly youth, and even apologized to Huajiang.

Osamu Dazai covered his face, and said quietly: "Is it really okay, to be so close to someone else's sister?"

Seeing that Kunikida's nerves were about to collapse again, Hanae hurriedly said, "Brother, do you want to go buy cakes together?"

She said and raised the tape in her hand: "This is for you!"

Osamu Dazai smiled with interest.

He covered his swollen right cheek and lamented: "It seems that the corner of his mouth is broken, it hurts so much. You see, Kunikida is still very violent, so don't get close to him! This is kind advice from me, advice from love!"

Huajiang: "..."

Huae said softly: "Mr. Kunikida is still here, do you want him to help post it?"

Kunikida stood beside Hana, staring at him with a cold expression.

Osamu Dazai said sadly, "This is not very fun."

Hua Jiang walked over, tore off the adhesive tape in his hand, and slapped it on his wound, saying at the same time: "If you don't leave, there will be no cake. Don't you want cake?"

Osamu Dazai lowered his eyes slightly to look at her, he suddenly took Huae's hand gently and said, "Do you want to make it for me yourself?"

Huajiang: "..."

Huajiang withdrew his hand cruelly: "No, it's just that I paid for the Strawberry Daifuku yesterday, and I just want it back from you."

Dazai Osamu: "..."

He laughed hahaha, and after laughing, he showed Huajiang his empty pockets: "I have no money."

Huajiang: ...Are you really poor?

Before she finished cursing, Osamu Dazai pointed at Kunikida from a distance, and said softly, "He pays."

Huajiang: "..."

Forget it, it seems that I am not qualified to scold you because I was raised by Mr. Nakaya.

Huajiang retreated.She raised her head and said to Kunikida: "Mr. Kunikida...you can give me a bill later, and I'll see if I can pay you back."

Willing to gamble to lose.

Saying that being a younger sister is——God, I really want to be a scum who abandoned my brother right now.

How could Kunikida ask a 15-year-old child to pay back the money? He repeatedly said no.Directly ignoring Osamu Dazai, he took Huajiang downstairs.

Osamu Dazai was not angry, instead he went to the coffee shop with the two of them in high spirits.

When they arrived, the Tanizaki brothers and sisters were still in the coffee shop downstairs of the detective agency.

Tanizaki Naomi was feeding her brother a cake, Huajiang, who just realized the real "relationship" between the two yesterday, saw this scene and was silent for a second.

Before Osamu Dazai opened his mouth, she said firmly, "Impossible."

Osamu Dazai: "Oh——didn't you agree to accept the bet!"

Huajiang defended: "Sister, there are many kinds!"

Osamu Dazai humbly asked for confirmation: "For example?"

Hana originally wanted to say "Silver and Akutagawa", but very few people in Hong Kong know about the relationship between Yin and Akutagawa.If she said it, Osamu Dazai would immediately re-evaluate her, and by doing so, he would find that something deeper was hard to say.

She had no choice but to swallow all the dumb words, and said to Dazai Osamu's smiling kite eyes, "...like us."

They are called brothers and sisters, but they are actually enemies.

They look similar and have no blood relationship.

Thinking about it this way, it seems really interesting.

Osamu Dazai thought about it for a moment, and Kunikida went to buy coffee and cake at this rare moment when he was calm.The sister of the clerk in the store came back with her and gave Huajiang a small box of handmade biscuits by the way, saying it was a gift for new customers.

She smiled and said, "Oh, is this Dazai's younger sister? It looks a bit like it."

Hua Jiang nodded and said, "Ah, yes, please give me your advice."

The clerk was slightly surprised.She looked at Osamu Dazai, then at Hanae, and finally at Kunikida.

Kunikida nodded heavily: "That's right. Although these two people are completely different except for their faces - but because of their faces, they are really brothers and sisters."

The clerk covered his mouth in surprise.

Hua Jiang sighed inwardly, and at the same time took a piece of paper on the table and folded a small flower to give to the clerk's sister, and said for countless times: "He made you worry."

The clerk's sister looked at the flower and couldn't help but smile: "No, actually Mr. Dazai—"

Before she could finish speaking, Osamu Dazai took her hand.

He said with utmost gentleness: "How about me? Beauty, you are my Lian Lizhi."

In the somewhat surprised and embarrassed expression of the little sister, he said happily: "It's hard to be alone, and I'm so sad, please don't spare yourself, and I'm willing to get married."

The shop assistant: "Huh?"

"Die with me—"

This time, Kunikida didn't wait to make a move.

Huae stomped on Osamu Dazai with his foot under the table.

When the other party cried out in pain, she had already gently begged the young lady to say, "Pack it up, we'll pack it up and take it away, thank you."

The clerk sister nodded and went back to work, Osamu Dazai frowned, and accused Hua Jiang: "How can you interrupt me?"

Hua Jiang opened his eyes innocently and said, "I don't have any."

She smiled: "I just want to say that plagiarism is shameful. Please be a little bit self-conscious as Dazai."

"That's right. Mr. Dazai's behavior just now was too much." Naomi Tanizaki, who was sitting in front, lay on the back of the chair and accused Osamu Dazai, "It's obviously in front of Ms. Dazai, how can you do this to other women?" The move. It's so heartbreaking!"

Junichiro Tanizaki said, "No... Naomi, I think—"

Naomi Tanizaki turned her head: "Well, does my brother agree? Do you have another woman too!?"

Tanizaki Junichiro: "No!! Naomi, listen to me—"

Huajiang looked at: "..."

Kunikida sighed, and said to Hua Jiang, "I'm sorry, they have a better relationship with brother and sister."

Osamu Dazai ate the biscuit, and he said to Huajiang, "I told you."

Huajiang: "..."

I feel like I've been victimized, but I still want to explain.

She refolded a flower and gave it to Osamu Dazai.Seriously said: "Brother, I was wrong. I shouldn't have stopped you from pursuing true love. Go ahead, poetry and songs are all good, if you need, I can write for you, and I can also write Tang poetry. "

"Go for happiness, I support you."

Huajiang thought, she has behaved like this, so it should be able to wash away the criticism.

But she forgot who was in front of her.

Osamu Dazai took the flowers.He smiled and whispered: "ah, is that so. You like me so much."

"But we are brothers and sisters." He was melancholy and melancholy, his eyes were almost bursting with laughter, "What should I do?"

"Or elope."

Huajiang: "..."

Hanae said cutely to Kunikida, "Mr. Kunikida, I'm closing my eyes."