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"Well, my head hurts... This... Where is this? I seem to be dead? Damn, curse the author QAQ who killed a thousand swords... If it wasn't for his bad writing... My dear male god Li Li has finished writing... Labor and management will be careful enough to overturn the water and get an electric shock... (21 words of broken words are omitted below)...Wait, why is it so dark here? Am I here? Hell? I am so wronged. As a good young man in the [-]st century, he can go to the hall and go to the kitchen, and even help the old grandpa and grandma when crossing the road! How did I die?? Pity me for being such a handsome guy (narcissistic) ), until now I haven’t even pulled the girl’s paper hand... (The following will continue to omit the broken words)... Why is there still water (ΩДΩ) I don’t think I’m going to cook it!!! What to do, what to do, what to do, what to do... (Omit [-] more words)..." This talk is our protagonist Tang Mu (Author: I am incompetent, I actually wrote it like this (/ω＼) Tang Mu : Give me back my innocence, high-cold masculinity... (in blackening) Author: Young Master...in fear...).

While Young Master Tang was still mourning and complaining about himself, he was born like this!

born!

gave birth!

Now!

That's right, she was born in such a cloudless manner, Tang Mu said: I'm not ready yet┓(′`)┏, did I get my consent for giving birth to me? (Secondary illness committed).

In fact: when Tang Mu was still thinking, "Should I wait to hang or wait to hang or...wait to hang?", he suddenly found that the space was squeezed and a faint light appeared.

Someone was shouting, "Ma'am, hold on, the child's head has been seen and it will come out soon..."

Then in Tang Mu's mind, "Am I reborn or time-traveled... Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...."

So, he immediately flew towards the light source with all his strength (actually, he slid out, what can a baby that has not been born yet do? ..well...could cry..).

After going through all kinds of difficulties and dangers (hahaha), we, Young Master Tang, finally made an appearance again, and the process was very sad (for example: I was spanked as soon as I came out ヽ(*.>Д<)o゜

Tang Dashao said: I am so handsome, I have stuffed QAQ with good intentions, and I haven’t been touched by anyone for many years. Today, I am... humiliated... I am ashamed to see people (*/ω＼*)), of course the ending is still wonderful.

After Eldest Young Master Tang came out, he heard a super gentle voice saying, "Hug me the child who is still alive."

So young master Tang moved smoothly into Tang Mama's arms.

First Young Master Tang slightly opened his eyes to look at his mother in this life. Her face was like a silver plate, her eyes were like water apricots, her lips were red without spots, her eyebrows were green without painting, her skin was like snow, and her eyes were like a pool of clear water. At the same time, it has an elegant and noble temperament, which makes people feel attracted by it, feel ashamed, and dare not profane, but there is a soul-stirring state in that cold, arrogant and agile, and it makes people have to be haunted, but seeing the wet tears, I don’t know Who do you hate (just after giving birth).

Tang Mama looked down at Erza in her arms and smiled softly.

A poem suddenly popped up in Young Master Tang's mind: The most important thing is that smile with his head bowed, with thousands of amorous feelings around his eyebrows, really Yamato Nadeshiko type, and exuding the brilliance of maternal love, she is definitely a super goddess in the hearts of otaku.

Tang Mama didn't let go after hugging her, and even kissed her from time to time, saying: How can my son be so hot and loving...

(Tang Young Master: Indulging in Ma Ma's embrace and beauty, unable to extricate himself o(*////▽////*)q)

"Bang" the door was kicked open, and a beautiful woman appeared at the door—beautiful eyes looking forward to, beautiful and natural, with long black hair hanging down and slanting jasper in the wind, her shoulders were cut into waists, her waist was plain, and her muscles were fat. If you are orchid, light-colored orchid fragrance is tight, the sleeves are bursting with fragrance, and the waist is tied with a gold silk soft smoke belt, showing a slender and well-proportioned figure (the beauty Tang Baba makes her debut (*^▽^*)).

"Ma'am~" Tang Baba said aggrievedly, "I want to hug o(*//▽//*)q too." Well, the image is shattered, this is the idiot Tang Baba.

Young Master Tang watched Tang Mama's face turn black from a close distance, and roared angrily, "Tang! Ning! Shuang! You are so courageous! How dare you kick the door? Heh——"

Queen Tang Mama was in full swing, and Tang Baba, who was frightened by the word "huh", immediately begged for mercy: "Ma'am, I was just too anxious. I just flew over when I heard the baby crying. I really don't dare to do it next time." Yes, I promise, don’t be angry, madam, your body will be bad if you get angry... I will omit [-] words below..."

Now look at our protagonist again, well, he’s already lost his mind, there are many reasons for this, but the most important thing is excitement (><) Finally, he has his own home and family, and he is no longer alone... ...

......... Tang Baba's begging for mercy line and Tang Mama's education line............. .........

In the end, Tang Baba took over his son with a fatherly smile and kissed his wife, so Tang Mama was subdued somehow, and Tang Dashao fell into Tang Baba's hands (Tang Baba: smelly Boy, you have finally fallen into my hands, you have been in my wife's arms for so long...).

This is a different embrace from Tang Mama's, very warm and safe. Young Master Tang couldn't help crying (Author: Such a big person still cries, shame-faced), Tang Baba was at a loss for what to do.

Seeing the embarrassment of her husband who has always been a scumbag on weekdays, Tang Mama smiled unkindly and smashed her own son back, "Let me carry it."

After Young Master Tang regained his mood, he realized what he had done (⊙_⊙) and instantly petrified, and the image of yingying disappeared again and then fell asleep. The reason was that he was tired from crying.

Tang Mama said: "The child doesn't have a name yet? What should I call it?"

Tang Baba showed a nostalgic smile: "Alan, do you still remember the first time we met? After the rain that day, I fell in love with you at first sight on the Guhe Bridge. ..The single name is Mu, the word Xiaoxiao, how about it?"

Tang Mama said shyly: "Okay..." She said silently in her heart: Meeting you is the luckiest thing in my life.

When they turned their attention back to our First Young Master Tang, they found that this guy had fallen asleep, and the couple looked at each other and smiled, saying everything without saying a word.

Tang Baba hugged Tang Mama: "Thank you for giving me a complete family. I have done many things that I regret, but falling in love with you is the only thing in my life that I will not regret..." (This is another story)

So Tang Dashao lived happily with his Ma Ma, happynding la la la la la la la. This is a joke. The story of Tang Mu has just begun.

The author has something to say:

Is it too wordy? ? ?Well, I'm the chatterbox QAQ... blah... blah blah...