After rebirth, I got HE with my deadly enemy

The onion still couldn't be cut.

Seeing Li Yan gesticulating with a knife, Li Ma went straight into the kitchen and coaxed him away: "Master Li, leave the cooking to me."

Li Yan and Huo Zhiyi were kicked out of the kitchen, and Li Ma stretched out her head: "By the way, Young Master Li, take a look at what's in the bag at the door, it's something in the way at the door, I don't dare to move around."

Li Yan walked over to have a look. At the door was Shao Yu who helped him pack up the mountaineering bag and brought it back from the hospital. Half a glove was stuffed in the side pocket.

Being idle left and right is also idle, he lifted the bag to the side of the sofa and poured out a bunch of things.

A box of TT is particularly conspicuous in a pile of odds and ends mountaineering equipment.

When he was in the hospital, Shao Yu found this box of condoms in his bag, with an inscrutable expression on his face: "You are so leisurely and elegant. You are almost dead after climbing a snow-capped mountain, and you still want to be pornographic?"

He flicked the box with the other hand, and couldn't help sighing: "Niubao."

Li Yan was already invulnerable to all poisons, and glanced at the things in Shao Yu's hand: "Isn't this a failure?"

Shao Yu: "Okay, I'll put it back for you, and when you recover from your injury, you can regroup and make persistent efforts..."

Li Yan picked up the box of condoms and was about to throw it back into her backpack when she turned her head and found that Huo Zhiyi was staring at her intently.

He pointed to the box, then to the kitchen, and mouthed at the other party—"Don't even think about it."

Huo Zhiyi followed his gaze and glanced at Li's mother who was busy in the kitchen, turned around and saw the gloating smile on Li Yan's face, and immediately felt that his mother had dug a big hole for him.

His face darkened, and he pinched Li Yan's waist with itchy hands.

Unable to control the strength for a moment, Li Yan groaned in pain, and Huo Zhiyi's eyes immediately darkened a little, like a beast rushing towards its prey on the savannah, full of danger.

Seeing that the opponent's hand was about to attack at an indescribable place, Li Yan broke out in a cold sweat, and quickly glanced at the kitchen with a guilty conscience.

Turning around, he gritted his teeth and said, "Are you blind? There is still a living person in the kitchen."

Huo Zhiyi stopped, called "Mama Li" to the kitchen, then stood up and walked towards the kitchen.

Li Yan was taken aback and asked, "What are you doing?"

Huo Zhiyi didn't answer, Li Yan followed up worriedly, only to hear the man say: "We're going to play with Sheng Rui tonight, he was dumped by his girlfriend, and he's going to stay overnight."

This person didn't change his expression when he was talking nonsense, if it wasn't for Sheng Rui's recent vacancy period, Li Yan would have doubted whether this was really the case.

Mama Li is obviously hesitating: "Your shoulder is still not healed, I'm afraid you won't be able to survive the whole night... I'd better call Madam."

Huo Zhiyi nodded, handed her the phone, and closed the kitchen door by the way.

In the next second, he dragged Li Yan out of the house quickly, and before leaving, he did not forget to hook the car keys on the shoe cabinet in the entrance.

When Li Yan came back to his senses, they had already entered the elevator, and Huo Zhiyi beside him pressed the elevator calmly, as if nothing had happened.

Li Yan asked, "Where are you going?"

Huo Zhiyi: "My home."

Li Yan snorted: "What if Aunt Li tells your mother that I kidnapped you..."

Before Li Yan could finish speaking, the moment the elevator door was about to close, Li Ma also rushed out of the room.

Seeing the startled expression on the other side's face, Huo Zhiyi waved his hand at Mama Li to comfort her.

Unexpectedly, while looking at the two people in the elevator, the other party shouted towards the other end of the phone with his mobile phone: "Madam, master, he's 'prison escaped'!"

God damn "jailbreak"!

At best, the two of them "escaped from the nursing home" and found a quiet place to have a blast.

Thinking of Li Ma's expression and Huo Zhiyi's embarrassment in pretending to be serious but actually in a hurry, Li Yan couldn't hold back, and immediately laughed out loud.

Huo Zhiyi glanced at him, stretched out his hand and pulled him closer: "What are you laughing at?"

Li Yan laughed and said, "Tell me before you plan to sneak out, I didn't even bring that box of condoms."

Of course, there are more important things that he is not ashamed to mention.

Her face was turned away by the fingertips, Huo Zhiyi kissed Li Yan's raised lips, Li Yan bent her eyes, and obediently let the other party attack the city with a little ferocity.

The lips of the two parted briefly, and Huo Zhiyi chased after him dissatisfied again, and there was the sound of tsk-tsk water in the elevator that made his face blush and his heart beat.

It's been a long time since there was such an intimate act. After the elevator door opened, Li Yan couldn't breathe steadily, and her legs were a little weak when she got out of the elevator.

The yellow thoughts that had been suppressed with great difficulty rose up again in my mind, and I wished I could go to 180 miles immediately after getting in the car.

He glanced aside, Huo Yanyi was taking off the bandage on his shoulder, with an inexplicably wild sex appeal.

Once a person has crooked thoughts, he can't stop. For so many days before, he was ascetic as a vegetarian monk, but now he is so teased, just seeing Huo Zhiyi sitting next to him and putting on clothes makes him feel a little bit Can't stand it.

Li Yan coughed lightly, tugged on her pants, and lowered the car window.

The wind blowing in from the window couldn't blow away the dryness in his heart.

He silently took a deep breath, trying to suppress the evil thoughts in his mind, but stepped on the gas pedal hard.

It was less than half an hour's journey from his house to Huo Zhiyi's house, and just in time for the evening rush hour, Li Yan stepped on the gas pedal and somehow took another detour.

Huo Zhiyi's bandages were all removed, looking at Li Yan who was pretending to be concentrating on driving, but was actually peeking at him all the time, said: "Can you do it? No, let me drive."

Li Yan firmly grasped the steering wheel: "A man can't say no!"

Hastily stopped the car, turned off the engine, and got out of the car.

Li Yan suddenly thought of a very important thing - what to do when there is nothing?

He turned his head and said to Huo Zhiyi who had just come out of the co-driver: "You go upstairs, I'll go shopping first... um"

Huo Zhiyi pulled the man into his arms, sprayed his hot breath on the skin, rubbed his thin lips repeatedly on the other's lips, and stretched out his other hand towards the slightly tense lower back.

Li Yan couldn't help but put her arms around Huo Zhiyi's waist, and responded in a daze.

Suddenly the other party let go of his lips and could not describe the tip of his ears.

The tips of Li Yan's ears turned red almost instantly.

That's all in the parking lot, it's too exciting.

He tried to push the other party away: "Then what, there is no set, I will buy it..."

Huo Zhiyi hooked Li Yan and walked into the elevator, the other's lips became more beautiful and attracted him to kiss him again.

He leaned close to Li Yan's reddened ear and said in a low voice, "It's fine, my family has it."

With a "boom", Li Yan's sanity completely collapsed.

Almost dizzy, she was brought into the room, and then entangled to the bedside.

The clothes on his body were messy, Li Yan's shirt was half pulled out from his trousers, and Huo Zhiyi's coat was thrown to nowhere by himself.

At the critical moment, Huo Zhiyi asked restrainedly: "Is it possible?"

Hearing the other party's forbearing question, Li Yan came back to his senses, and the end of his eyes slightly raised.firmly said.

"You come."

……

Li Yan felt that the indescribable parts of her neck were run over once and reassembled.

Because it was the first great harmony of socialism, and he was afraid that Huo Zhiyi's injuries would affect him, so he didn't want to be so anxious.

In the end, Huo Zhiyi flirted with him when he came up, burning out his remaining sanity.

In the end, I didn't know when it ended. I vaguely remember being carried to the bathroom to take a shower, and then I sighed because I was so comfortable soaking in the hot water.

Unfortunately, I was taught the core values ​​of socialism again.

There was no one around, so Li Yan raised his shoulder that made a "click" sound, picked up the phone and glanced at it.

Inadvertently glanced at the indescribable bottle on the bedside, and immediately blushed.

Huo Zhiyi, a dead man, didn't know when he had prepared these things at home, he was like a foolish bird who threw himself into the trap.

This kind of thing is still showing grace, Li Yan now just wants to beat himself to death yesterday.

It seemed that there were too many messages, and the phone was stuck for a few seconds, and the next moment Shao Yu's bomber-like WeChat message came into view.

——Today, I celebrate you two surviving a catastrophe and recovering your two lives, and also celebrate Huo Zhiyi's discharge from the hospital. Have a drink with me, you must come.

——Forgot to mention the time, tomorrow at [-]:[-] pm, after a round of drinking, we will switch scenes.

——Anyway, you've almost recovered a long time ago. Drinking a little will not hinder you. Drinking more alcohol will help the wound heal. Huo Zhiyi doesn't drink anyway, so you can't run away.

--Please reply.

--Please reply.

……

——Receive it and give me a fucking reply immediately!We are all there!

I looked at the time, it was already 04:30 in the afternoon.

How long has he slept?

Li Yan, who has just "recovered from a serious illness", now just wants to throw away her phone.

In his current state where it is difficult to get out of bed, how can he pretend to be full of energy and unlimited physical strength to drink with those dogs?

Waiting online, very anxious.

Huo Zhiyi came in from the door, took a towel and wiped off the dripping water on his body, Li Yan looked at the "culprit" who made him almost paralyzed now, a little itchy.

If I had known that he would not be so generous, otherwise I might not know who is lying down now.

Feng Shui takes turns, he will make up for Huo Zhiyi sooner or later!

Huo Zhiyi obviously didn't know what Li Yan was thinking right now, so he leaned over and bit Li Yan's lips stickily, and was kicked by the other party through the quilt.

Li Yan turned her head, touched her numb lower lip, grabbed the other person's hair and tugged: "It's almost done, my mouth is almost torn apart."

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I arrived late on my wobbly little broken bicycle. Sure enough, driving without a license is still Buxing. The ellipsis part will be uploaded to vb in two days. If you are interested, you can take a look.

so tired qwq

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: Gu Gu 5 bottles;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!