Woke up and became the actor's cat

When Xu Jian woke up, he happened to meet Qin Chen frantically taking pictures of himself with his mobile phone.

It took two seconds for Xu Jian to realize that he was in an indecent sleeping position, and quickly turned over and stood up, but the quilt was too soft, so he stepped into the gap of the quilt with one leg, and jumped onto the quilt with a 'baa'.

Xu Jian: "..."

Life is not easy, Maomao sighed: "Meow..."

Looking at the clumsy cat, Qin Chen smiled and rescued him from the quilt mountain, then hugged the cat in his arms, showed him the photo he just took, and said:

"Milk, your sleeping posture reveals a trace of informality in your domineering aura. It's amazing, amazing."

After hearing Qin Chen's words, Xu Jian turned his head to look at his phone, and then saw his sleeping position with his breasts and belly exposed in the photo.

Xu Jian was startled, and subconsciously raised his paw to touch the phone. His first reaction was——

This photo has to be deleted, it's too disrespectful!

And Qin Chen deliberately raised the phone to prevent him from touching it, and smiled as he walked out:

"You are a tomcat, are you still shy?"

Xu Jian meowed angrily after hearing this, thinking:

You are still a man, why don't you take off your clothes and let me see?

At that time, I will also take a picture to see if you are shy!

However, Qin Chen did not delete the photo in the end, but coded the key parts and sent it to Moments and Weibo:

Qin Chen V: Milk's unrestrained sleeping posture [picture].

Xu Jian, who witnessed Qin Chen's series of operations, silently raised his paw and covered his face.

Qin Chen used a chrysanthemum sticker to cover his key parts, Xu Jian felt more ashamed than not being able to block it.

He felt that he would be ashamed to see others in the future.

Before dying of shame and indignation, he decided to pull Qin Shen down to be a companion.

So Xu Jian bit Qin Chen's fingertips to vent his anger, ground his teeth lightly, and then raised his eyes to look at Qin Chen in a demonstration.

Qin Chen who was bitten didn't panic at all, just looked at him with a smile, and even stretched out his fingers to scratch his face.

In the end, Xu Jian felt bored and let go of his fingers.

After all, Xu Jian didn't dare to use force, and Qin Chen's fingers didn't even break the skin.

Not only was Qin Chen not angry, but he even stroked the cat's head appreciatively:

"Milk is so cute."

The fierce Xu Jian: ...Brother, you still praise me when I bite you, do you know that you make Master Cat very embarrassed?Can we be serious?

But Xu Jian's seriousness didn't last for a few seconds, because he saw the food on the table.

Xu Jian saw the vinegared fish in the middle at a glance.

Xu Jian used to really hate eating fish, because he was stuck with a fishbone when he was a child, and it was only taken out in the hospital, so Xu Jian never ate fish anymore.

But I don't know if it's because he's turned into a cat now, he smells the dish of vinegared fish and finds it particularly fragrant, an unprecedented fragrance.

want to eat.

Xu Jian wondered in his heart while swallowing hopelessly - could this be a cat's instinct to see fish?

Qin Chen put Xu Jian on the chair, but he jumped onto the table shamelessly, staring straight at the fish, unable to move his eyes away.

As a serious plush fan, it was said that the cat was on the dining table, even if Xu Jian climbed on Qin Chen's head and danced, Qin Chen felt happy and satisfied.

So he just said, "Milk, you have to be obedient and don't run around" and let Xu Jian go.

Just when Xu Jian was staring at the fish so greedy that he was almost drooling, Qin Chen suddenly put a bowl in front of him.

The sound of the bowl being placed on the dining table made Xu Jian barely regain his senses. He looked down and saw a bowl of unidentifiable raw materials placed in front of him.

Qin Chen next to him spoke at the right time, and said in a coaxing tone:

"This is the cat rice with chicken and shrimp that I personally prepared for you. Would you like to try milk?"

Xu Jian looked at the contents in the bowl, and gave Qin Chen a suspicious look: "Meow, meow."

You don't want me, I know what shrimp and chicken look like, you lied to me that your yellowish red thing is chicken and shrimp? ?

Who believes it!

Xu Jian really didn't want to eat it, and thought - this doesn't smell as good as cat food.

But seeing Qin Chen's expectant eyes, and thinking that Qin Chen made it for himself, Xu Jian's heart broke, and he bowed his head and ate a mouthful of face.

Taking a bite, Xu Jian paused, then straightened up, and silently pushed the bowl away in front of him with the cat's paw:

Excuse me, farewell!

Not only does this stuff not smell like cat food, it tastes a hundred times worse than cat food!

Even if he thanked Qin Chen for being kind to him, Xu Jian couldn't eat such a big bowl of dark food.

If he really finished eating, he was afraid that he would not be able to wait until the day he became a human.

Xu Jian's resistance should not be too obvious, Qin Chen could see his blatant dislike from his wrinkled cat face.

According to the recipe on the Internet, Qin Chen minced shrimp and chicken and fried them with olive oil. He felt that he should have not overturned his car.

But the disgust in Milk's eyes and face was real, Qin Chen didn't believe in evil, and picked a little bit of the edge with his chopsticks and put it in his mouth.

A few seconds later, Qin Chen poured the expensive bowl of cat rice into the trash can with no expression on his face, and gave Xu Jian a small bowl of rice.

Seeing Xu Jian bowing his head and sipping rice, Qin Chen found a step for himself:

"It seems that there is a problem with the recipes on the Internet."

Xu Jian meowed to ease the embarrassment of Qin Chen's forceful pull.

Anyway, resolutely refuse to admit that it was my own operational error.

Seeing Xu Jian's eyes drifting towards the vinegared fish, Qin Chen picked up a large chopsticks of fish belly for him, and said:

"This fish was prepared and delivered by the restaurant. It is absolutely delicious."

Seeing Xu Jian looking at the fishy and cat eyes shining, Qin Chen worried again and said:

"There are fish bones, eat slowly, and beware of fish bones."

After speaking, Qin Chen felt that he had said something nonsense again, milk is a cat, how could a cat be stuck by a fishbone.

The thoughts in Xu Jian's heart were exactly the same as Qin Chen's, and he didn't take his words to heart at all.

After all, cats can eat fish raw, so how could they get stuck with fishbone?

Two minutes later, Xu Jian, who didn't listen to Qin Chen's words, felt a pain in his throat. He swallowed a mouthful of fish and either spit it up or spit it out. He had a bad feeling.

He seems to be...really stuck with a fishbone...

Xu Jian whined a few times from his throat, and the painful experience of being stuck in the hospital by a fishbone resurfaced in his mind again, causing him to widen his eyes in panic.

Don't cats have special tricks for eating fish? !How could he be stuck?

It was uncomfortable to have a mouthful of meat choked in her throat, Xu Jian opened her mouth wide and tried to spit it out, but the fish was spit out, and the spines were still stuck.

Seeing Xu Jian's uncomfortable expression, Qin Chen was startled, and realized that he had been hit by his own words, so he quickly put down his chopsticks to check his situation.

Xu Jian knew that Qin Chen wanted to help her, so she hugged his wrist with her two front paws, and opened her mouth as much as possible so that he could use the flashlight that came with the phone to see the condition of his throat.

Qin Chen squinted his eyes for a few seconds, turned off the flashlight with a serious expression, and gently patted Xu Jian's head to comfort him:

"The fishbone is too low to see, so I have to go to the hospital."

After speaking, Qin Chen put on his phone, picked up Xu Jian and walked outside.

Now Xu Jian was afraid and in pain, and even felt pain when he swallowed, and he groaned in pain in Qin Chen's arms.

With what happened when he was a child, he was always afraid that the fishbone would pierce his fragile esophagus.

Seeing his listless and pitiful appearance, Qin Chen was heartbroken and rushed to the pet hospital without stopping.

…………

It was more than half an hour before the doctor took out the fishbone.

After arriving at the pet hospital, the doctor spent less than 3 minutes on the whole process of taking the fishbone.

After successfully taking it out, the doctor said to Qin Chen with a look of surprise:

"Mr. Qin, your cat is very cooperative."

He had never seen such a cooperative and well-behaved cat, and he opened his mouth wide when taking the thorn.

Xu Jian, who had no puncture in his throat, felt much more comfortable, and meowed at the doctor, thinking:

After all, I am human and know pain.

On the way back, Qin Chen still had lingering fears, and said to Xu Jian:

"It seems that you will not be allowed to eat fish in the future."

Even if you eat it, you have to remove the bones of the fish in advance.

Qin Chen brought himself to the hospital without even eating two bites of food. Now that the food was cold when he returned home, Xu Jian felt very sorry, so he meowed softly at him twice.

The guilt towards Qin Chen hadn't lasted for two seconds, and the next second Xu Jian heard his merciless ridicule:

"But milk, you are afraid that you are the first cat to eat fish and get stuck?"

Xu Jian felt ashamed and was so angry that Qin Chen meowed on the co-pilot.

Seeing the listless milk suddenly become energetic, Qin Chen breathed a sigh of relief while bowing his head and talking to himself:

"It's strange, Milk, your reaction now gives me the illusion that you can understand me."

After hearing Qin Chen's words, Xu Jian's tail dangling under the seat froze, and then he became honest.

Seeing Xu Jian suddenly calm down, Qin Chen felt that milk could understand his own words more clearly, but he didn't say anything this time, he just shook his head and laughed that he was thinking too much.

Based on the principle of not wasting, when Qin Chen got home, he put the food in the microwave for a few minutes to heat it up.

Xu Jian, who was stuck by a fishbone again, rejected fish meat in his heart, but the cat's instinct made him keep swallowing at the fish, which was the so-called dislike of integrity.

But now Qin Chen didn't dare to give him the fish meat including the bones, but picked out the fish bones, smashed the snow-white fish meat to make sure there was not even a small bone, and then put it in his bowl with confidence.

Even so, Xu Jian still ate in fear, fearing that if he went to the hospital again, he would really be a stupid cat who got stuck in the same fish twice.

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Xu Jian has been staying at Qin Chen's house for almost a week, but he has never found a chance to check his car accident on the Internet.

It's not that he doesn't have the opportunity to use Qin Chen's tablet and computer, it's because he still doesn't know the unlock code of Qin Chen's electronic products at home.

In fact, on the third day after he arrived here, Qin Chen went out alone, and Xu Jian guessed that he was going to meet Mr. Du who had just flown back from Moscow.

On the third day, Xu Jian stayed at home with a cat, and when he thought that Qin Chen was going to 'serve the bed', he felt inexplicably irritable.

He always felt that Qin Chen shouldn't follow the path of unspoken rules.

We only knew each other for a few days, but Xu Jian saw another side of Qin Chen that he hadn't shown in public before:

He is a nice guy with a soft heart and a little girlish heart.

He thought that Qin Chen could have had a brighter and more magnanimous path.

As Xu Jian expected, when Qin Chen came back that night, he smelled of alcohol.

Looking at Qin Chen lying on the bed, Xu Jian felt sad for no reason, and silently tugged at the quilt that had slipped to his chest with his paws.

Just squatting on the pillow and watching Qin Chen for a long time, finally Xu Jian laughed at himself in his heart——

Xu Jian, Xu Jian, you can't protect yourself now, and you still have the mood to worry about others, and this person is still a popular actor, what right do you have to worry about him?Have you lost your mind after becoming a cat?

Thinking of this, Xu Jian jumped out of bed and went back to his cat's nest.

In a blink of an eye, it was time for Xu Jian to take a bath again. Although he knew that he was very well-behaved in the bath, Qin Chen still brought him to the same pet hospital as last time.

This time I took a bath with Xu Jian and there was also a British shorthair female cat. When Ying short took a bath, she made a miserable cry of 'meow', which made Xu Jian froze for a while.

Although they were two different pools, Xu Jian silently moved to the side, a little further away from the squirrel, in case she would suddenly break free from the staff's control and come to him.

For those who know about this battle, forget it, but those who don't know think someone is abusing cats.

And the owner of Ying Short is a young girl, she is also very helpless, she looks enviously at Xu Jian who doesn't struggle or scream, and said to Qin Chen:

"I'm so envious of you, your cat is so good at taking a bath."

As long as Qin Chen took Xu Jian out of the house, he would praise him for being cute and good. He was used to it, so he just gave a soft 'huh'.

After hearing Qin Chen's brief reply, the girl stopped looking for boredom, and said to herself——

Qin Chen was as indifferent and difficult to get along with as he said on the Internet. A person like him would actually keep a cat, and it was such a beautiful and well-behaved white cat.

I always feel that such a soft and healing animal like a cat is not suitable for Qin Chen.

According to Qin Chen's impression, the girl thinks that he keeps a wolf in line with his temperament...

Xu Jian and the shorthair were together after taking a shower and blowing hair.

When the fur of the two cats was almost dry, Xu Jian looked at Ying Short next to him, and a thought suddenly popped up in his mind——

Does stroking another cat feel the same as stroking yourself?

Xu Jian couldn't understand the mood of plush control, and he didn't feel any special feeling when he rubbed himself last time, so he decided to put his idea on the round one beside him, which felt good at first glance.

With his heart moving at will, Xu Jian consciously and calmly moved closer to Ying Short, and then raised his paw to touch her back a few times.

After touching it, Xu Jian looked down at his pads and frowned——

Why does this feel not as good as his own?

Xu Jian fell into thought: So what's so cool about masturbating cats?

Except for Yingtuan himself, everyone noticed that Xu Jian touched Yingduan with his paw.

The moderate intensity was obviously not a fight, but more like flirting between cats.

Seeing the white cat's movements, the staff member who was blowing his fur smiled and turned to ask Qin Chen:

"How old is Mr. Qin's milk this year? Look at him like this. Shouldn't it be time to find him a companion?"

The subtext of the staff is: Is it time to find a female cat for milk?

Xu Jian was shocked when he heard this: "!!!"

What?What do you say you want to find me? ?

Just when Xu Jian was shocked, Qin Chen also said:

"This matter can be considered."

Xu Jian looked up at him:! ! !

Stop this crazy idea of ​​yours!I don't need company!

real! !

Xu Jian regretted her claws very much - what did you say you were free to touch!

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