Woke up and became the actor's cat

If the mustache said 100, Xu Jian might pay the money because of his entanglement, but the other party opened his mouth and shouted [-] million with a finger.

Xu Jian can only advise him sincerely - the doors of many banks are open for you.

How fast can you get money by robbing a bank? What is your fate with a broken bamboo pole? !

100 million, how many years of rent does he have to collect to get 100 million?

Qin Chen paused when he wanted to pay with his mobile phone. Scanning the payment code does not support transactions with such a large denomination of 100 million. Even if he goes to the bank to pick it up, he usually needs to make an appointment for cash withdrawal.

Qin Chen stared at the mustache, feeling that he was making things difficult on purpose.

Being stared at by Xu Jian, the mustache wasn't annoyed, he stroked his mustache and said slowly:

"I'm trying to grab it."

Seeing the mustache's unreasonable yet strong appearance, Xu Jian put a question mark on his forehead: "??"

He actually admitted that he asked for 100 million, which is equivalent to robbing a bank!

Xu Jian was almost laughed at by the mustache, and looked at him: "You are quite self-aware of your feelings?"

This person clearly regarded him as a cash machine with a lot of money.

Mustache held his mobile phone in front of his chest and made a Buddha ceremony: "I haven't opened for three years."

The corner of Xu Jian's mouth twitched, he stared at the mustache in silence, for a moment he didn't know whether to complain about him wearing Taoist robes for Buddha ceremony, or complain about him being so upright.

This is the legendary three years without opening, open for three years?

There were too many pitfalls, and in the end Xu Jian couldn't hold back: "Are you still a Taoist priest or a monk?"

The mustache looked down at the brand new Taoist robe on his body, and smiled with four teeth:

"A piece of clothing that I randomly found on the set, this one looks the best, don't worry about it."

Xu Jian: "..."

If Xu Jian thought that Mustache had some real skills just now, then in his heart now, this person is an unworthy charlatan.

It's still the low-level one, the one who can't even pretend to be a lie and can be caught at a glance.

Xu Jian felt that he was deceived by lard just now, and went to the doctor in a hurry, so he really believed what an irrelevant person on the side of the road said.

Thinking of this, Xu Jian looked at Mustache speechlessly, gave him an extremely perfunctory smile, and then pulled Qin Chen who was beside him and left.

When passing by Mustache, Xu Jian quickly said, "Hello, master, take care, master."

Qin Chen let Xu Jian pull him away, but kept staring at Mustache. He saw that his expression hadn't changed, he was still smiling, and there was no regret or anxiety that he was about to leave after being taken advantage of.

Qin Chen frowned secretly, and subconsciously slowed down.

As they walked, they found that Qin Chen was not leaving. Xu Jian turned his head in confusion. Before he could ask Qin Chen what was wrong, the mustache who was left on the spot by them suddenly said:

"Little guy, you didn't hide your tail well."

Tail?

Xu Jian's movements stopped suddenly, and the hand that was pulling Qin Chen's arm was pulled hard, and he subconsciously turned his head to look behind him.

Qin Chen's pupils shrank slightly, and he quickly turned his head to look at Xu Jian. It was empty and there was no cat's tail.

The two looked at each other, seeing surprise in each other's eyes, and then turned their heads at the same time, staring at the mustache with their backs.

Under the watchful eyes of the two, Mustache turned around slowly, with the unbeaten expression on his face just now, looked at Xu Jian for two seconds, finally tilted his head slightly, and said with a smile:

"I see your tail."

Xu Jian's pupils trembled. Looking at the smiling mustache, he suddenly shuddered.

This fake Taoist can actually see his tail? ?

During the silence, Qin Chen looked at the mustache, and suddenly said, "How can I give you 100 million."

Mustache shook his head, and stretched out two fingers:

"One million is the price just now, and it is this amount now."

Xu Jian's temples twitched, almost having a heart attack: "200 million??"

This price increase is too much. Does the Price Bureau really care about it?

Xu Jian thinks that he is doing well now, if he lacks yang energy, then he lacks yang energy, what's wrong with 200 million?

Compared to Xu Jian who was already bleeding before he gave him money, Qin Chen was very straightforward and nodded: "Okay."

Xu Jian suddenly turned to look at Qin Chen, couldn't help tugging at his sleeve, looked a little embarrassed, and lowered his voice:

"I don't have that much money..."

He used all the money to invest in buying a house.

Qin Chen said calmly: "I have."

After hearing Qin Chen's words, Mustache nodded in satisfaction, then looked at Xu Jian, speaking with disgust:

"Look at others, and then look at you. There are several houses, why are you so picky?"

Xu Jian: "???"

Two million is not two hundred. Is this something I can pick or not?

Also, why do you know about my family background!

Now that the price has been negotiated, Mustache smiled so hard that he couldn't see his teeth, walked up to the two of them, and said to them:

"Look at your sincerity, and you can't afford so much money, so I'll just be a good person and allow you to pay the deposit first, and the final payment will be settled later."

After finishing speaking, before Qin Chen and Xu Jian could answer, Mustache put the payment code on his mobile phone in front of them:

"The deposit is two yuan, and no credit is accepted. Thank you for your patronage."

Xu Jian: "?"

Seeing that Mustache looked serious and didn't look like he was joking, a voice suddenly sounded in Xu Jian's mind:

You can’t buy it for two dollars, you can’t suffer, you can’t buy it, you can’t be fooled, you can’t buy anything...

Just as the loudspeaker in Xu Jian's mind was yelling, Mustache suddenly looked at him:

"It's true that you can't buy anything with two yuan, but you can pay a deposit."

Xu Jian was startled, and looked at the mustache with horror on his face: "You actually know what's in your heart?"

Qin Chen turned his head when he heard the words: "What were you thinking just now?"

Mustache said cheerfully: "If you come out to play around, you must have some housekeeping skills."

Xu Jian was terrified, thinking that Mustache was not a human being.

Waiting for a joke, he paid two yuan to the mustache, and the mustache took something out of the wide sleeve robe.

Xu Jian thought he would pull out a kit, but he looked down for a long time, and finally took out a piece of paper and handed it to him:

"Here, the solution is written on it."

Looking at the things in Mustache's hand, Xu Jian fell silent.

This is clearly a corner torn from a piece of torn newspaper, right? 200 million, not even a piece of clean A4 paper? !

The fortune-telling industry is indeed a huge profit!

Seeing that Xu Jian didn't answer, Qin Chen took the initiative to reach out his hand, and just as he was about to open it, he heard Mustache say:

"You can't watch until I'm gone."

After finishing speaking, before Qin Chen and Xu Jian could react, Xiao Huzi picked up his bamboo pole and walked away. When passing by, he said to Xu Jian with a low smile:

"Your hair color is pretty."

Xu Jian: "..."

As a human being, being praised for his good-looking fur, Xu Jian didn't feel happy, but instead felt a little cold on his back.

Two seconds later, Xu Jian was slow to react: "No, how do you settle the final payment?"

As a result, when Xu Jian and Qin Chen turned around, they found that there was no one behind them, and there was no one with a mustache.

Mustache praised Xu Jian's good-looking fur only a few seconds ago. Normally, he couldn't even walk ten steps in such a short period of time.

Looking at the empty street, Xu Jian was stunned, and slowly turned his head to ask Qin Chen: "This speed... isn't he human?"

Qin Chen frowned, and felt that the mustache had an extraordinary background, but he didn't care about other things now, and handed the old newspaper to Xu Jian:

"Open it and see what's inside."

Xu Jian's hand was still a little unsteady when he took the newspaper. After believing that Mustache was not a liar but a real expert, his heart beat wildly——

There is a way to solve him when he is a human and a cat...

After glancing at Qin Chen, Xu Jian took a deep breath, and opened the newspaper that had been folded several times with excitement, anticipation and reverence, with words written in red pen on it.

After seeing clearly what was written in the newspaper, Xu Jian's expression went blank for a moment, then his face turned from white to red, and finally turned livid.

Seeing his reaction, Qin Chen's heart shuddered—is it not easy to solve?

Curious about what was written, Qin Chen leaned over to read the newspaper in Xu Jian's hand, and was also startled a few seconds later.

In the newspaper it was written in red pen:

【It's been said that there is a lack of yang energy, but I don't know how to solve it?Are you stupid?Watch more TV when you have time!

If your sexual orientation is female, will picking yin and nourishing yang work?

If the orientation is male, will it be possible to cross the Yang Qi?Will your boyfriend kiss you ten or eight times a day?Is it okay to sleep together if you have nothing to do?

Such a 24-year-old person, who doesn't understand this, I'm ashamed of you for your future, so why don't you spend 200 million yuan to teach me?Two dollars is your IQ tax.

Warm reminder: Although crossing Yang Qi is very important, young people should also pay attention to restraint, and be careful that everything will kill everyone.

Finally, let me talk a little bit more. Seeing what you are doing, it is estimated that collecting yin and nourishing yang will not be needed, so I can only say one thing - pay attention to waist^-^. 】

Qin Chen: "..."

From the lines, you can feel how much the writer deserves to be beaten, especially the smiling face at the end.

Xu Jian's hand holding the newspaper turned white from exertion on his knuckles, and his face turned red and white. Finally, he held back for a long time before he choked out two words between his teeth:

"fraud!"

Who said that two yuan can't buy it and suffer?Stand up and get beaten!

What a bad idea!Still crossing the sun...

Xu Jian's whole body was hot and hot, even holding the newspaper felt hot, so he was inexplicably awkward and dared not look at Qin Chen.

Xu Jian felt that Mustache was not only a magician, but also a very unscrupulous one. Look at what he wrote!

Different from the shamed Xu Jian, Qin Chen looked at the newspaper and thought:

"I don't think he's a liar. He makes a lot of sense."

Xu Jian suddenly looked up at him: "Ah? How can it make sense?"

Is it reasonable for young people to pay attention to temperance or to cross Yang Qi?

Looking at Xu Jian, Qin Chen analyzed with him seriously:

"He can see that you have a tail, knows your details, and can disappear in the blink of an eye. Although it is very mysterious, you also know in your heart that he is not a liar. If he is really a liar, he can't just cheat two yuan. There is no need."

After hearing Qin Chen's words, Xu Jian was silent for two seconds, and finally said dumbly:

"I understand the truth, but... can you stop laughing so happily?"

Mr. Qin, I am in such a miserable situation, and the corners of your mouth are going to heaven!

Qin Chen suppressed the corners of his upturned mouth from the good side, but failed, and then said to Xu Jian without sincerity:

"Sorry, it doesn't listen to me now."

Staring at Qin Chen's upturned mouth and the smile in his eyes, Xu Jian's old face blushed inexplicably, and lowered his head in a concealed manner, and the four words 'Attention to waist' on the back of the paper came into view again.

Thinking of why he should pay attention to his waist and the process of paying attention to his waist, Xu Jian's throat choked up, and he accidentally choked on his own saliva, covering his mouth and coughing.

Qin Chen raised his hand to pat Xu Jian's back, and at the same time laughed softly:

"It's good to know the solution, but you don't have to be so excited."

Xu Jian coughed even worse when she heard this——

Is he excited?He was obviously angry!