Woke up and became the actor's cat

In fact, Qin Chen had noticed it the moment Xu Jian jumped onto the bed, and he was completely awake when he patted his face with the soft meat pad and stepped on the pillow against his head in circles.

After all, it was itchy when the cat hair brushed against the ears and cheeks.

Qin Chen, who was awake, didn't open his eyes immediately. It was not uncommon for Xu Jian to jump off the bed, but this was the first time he was clinging to him like this. While enjoying it, he wanted to see what Xu Jian wanted to do.

Xu Jian couldn't resist playing on his chest, scratching his face, and pushing his head against Qin Chen. After all, he was a movie star, and his acting skills were absolutely passable.

But when Xu Jian licked his face, Qin Chen couldn't help but laugh.

The cat's tongue had many small barbs. It didn't hurt to be licked lightly by Xu Jian, but the touch was wonderful.

Qin Chen stretched out his hand to hug Xu Jian who was stunned in place, and put it on his chest, his voice did not have the deep and hoarse voice when he just woke up:

"Milk, I caught you stealing a kiss."

While speaking, Qin Chen also tapped Xu Jian's nose with his index finger, smiling all over his face.

It never occurred to Xu Jian that Qin Chen was pretending to be asleep, let alone that he would lick someone else's mouth and be caught on the spot.

Xu Jian, who was held by Qin Chen in both hands, stared at him blankly for a while, and finally raised his paw slowly under Qin Chen's gaze...

Qin Chen thought that Milk wanted to give him a cat's paw with his paw just like before, but the other party covered his face with his paw.

Seeing Xu Jian raising his claws to cover his face, Qin Chen was stunned for a moment, with some hesitation in his tone:

"Are you... sorry?"

Burying the cat's face in the meat pad, Xu Jian didn't meow, thinking——

It's not just embarrassment, not only the human face, but also the cat's face is thrown at the uncle's house.

Seeing that Xu Jian remained silent, Qin Chen couldn't help hugging and rubbing him, and couldn't help laughing and joking:

"You are a male cat, why are you so shy?"

Xu Jian, whose eyes were empty, retorted in his heart: Even a male cat needs face.

Xu Jian still hasn't figured out why he licked Qin Chen just now.

Qin Chen was very satisfied with Xu Jian's current state of being kneaded by others. After kissing and kneading him, he hugged him into his arms and covered him with a quilt, rubbed his cheek against his head, and said:

"It's still early, milk, you can sleep with me for a while."

Xu Jian, who had just taken advantage of others, felt guilty, struggled for a while and let Qin Chen hold her.

Then I will forcefully sleep with you to make up for you...

Xu Jian, who rested his head on Qin Chen's arm, had completely forgotten why he woke Qin Chen up so early.

With the light of the desk lamp, Qin Chen saw the white cat in his arms squinting its cat eyes, very obedient.

Looking at Xu Jian, Qin Chen felt a subtle feeling in his heart——

Milk's performance and reaction sometimes really gave him the illusion that the other party could understand him.

After touching the back of the cat, Qin Chen laughed in his heart that he was thinking too much.

Many pets can sense human emotions and respond accordingly.

The doctor at the pet hospital also said that the milk should belong to the particularly sensitive category, and it may be that the long-term wandering life forced him to learn to "watch words and expressions".

Holding the cat in his arms tightly, Qin Chen felt Xu Jian's thin body under the fluffy and soft cat's fur, and his heart ached when he thought of the suffering he had suffered when he was wandering.

He still clearly remembers how panicked the milk was when he saw the milk for the first time.

Now he feeds the cat in different ways every day, but the milk is still light when hugged, and there is no growth of meat at all.

Qin Chen looked down at Xu Jian who had closed his eyes and was about to snore, and decided to ask the famous pet bloggers on Weibo to learn from them and learn how to feed kittens scientifically.

Qin Chen set a small goal for himself in his heart - in the next month, he will gain at least one kilogram of milk on his body.

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Maybe it was because of the warmth in Qin Chen's arms, it was already eight o'clock when Xu Jian woke up again, and he vaguely heard who Qin Chen was on the phone with.

Xu Jian moved his ears and got a rough idea. It was the assistant who called and said he would pick up Qin Chen later.

Hearing that Qin Chen was about to go out, Xu Jian woke up instantly, rubbed his eyes with his paws, turned his head to look at the source of the sound, and saw that Qin Chen had gotten up at some point, buttoning his clothes with one hand, and holding a bag with the other. Hold the phone to your ear and talk on the phone.

Qin Chen got dressed, hung up the phone, turned around, and saw that Xu Jian, who had been sleeping soundly on the bed, had woken up, looking at him unblinkingly with cat eyes open.

The corner of his mouth was raised, Qin Chen, who was neatly dressed, leaned on one knee on the bed, leaned over to leave a soft kiss on Xu Jianmao's face, and said in a discussing tone:

"Dad is going out to earn cat food for you. Milk, you, a cat, stay at home obediently, okay? Dad will be back in the afternoon."

Xu Jian's spirits perked up when he heard the words, he raised his claws to touch Qin Chen's hand, and opened his mouth to meow twice at him, which meant——

Don't worry, it doesn't matter if you come back later, I will take good care of myself!

Qin Chen was worried like an old father who left his one-year-old son at home, and carried Xu Jian to the place where the cat food was kept, with a serious tone:

"Water and cat food are here, don't go to the bathroom to drink water like before, you know? It's not clean, I know you don't like cat food, but I changed a brand, you just eat a little at noon today, don't Starve yourself, and don't mess around at home..."

Xu Jian: "Meow—"

I said I didn't go to the bathroom to drink water!I don't have that heavy taste!

Xu Jian felt very helpless, and once again endured the injustice.

The ruthless movie king hugged the white cat and squatted facing several cat food bowls, worrying like an old father:

For a while, I was worried that Xu Jian's cat would be thirsty and hungry at home, for a while, I was worried that he would fall off the cat climbing frame, and for a while, I was worried that he would go out and run around while I was away...

It is simply endless.

If it wasn't for the inconvenience, Qin Chen would have wanted to take his milk to work together.

After finally finishing nagging, Qin Chen raised Xu Jian's cat's paw, pressed the button of the automatic cat food feeding machine with his paw, and said:

"If you're hungry and don't have enough to eat, just press here, and something will come out..."

Xu Jian felt that if Qin Chen didn't go into acting, with his patience, he would have a bright future as a kindergarten teacher.

After the assistant called again and said that they were downstairs, Qin Chen checked the doors and windows of the house again, confirmed that they were tightly closed, and that Xu Jian would not sneak out while he was not at home, and then reluctantly went out. .

As soon as the door was closed, Xu Jian, who was half-sitting on the sofa in a well-behaved manner, jumped on the spot, jumped off the sofa with a 'meow' like an arrow off the string, and rushed straight to the bathroom.

He wanted to go to the bathroom, because Qin Chen had been holding back for a long time just now.

When Qin Chen left, he was afraid that Xu Jian would drink water again, so he closed the two bathroom doors tightly, causing Xu Jian to hang a long strip on the doorknob, and had to struggle for a while before opening it.

Xu Jian thought to himself that when he was a human being, his height was 181 anyway, how could he have short legs after turning into a cat?Every time I go to the toilet, it is very difficult.

very angry.

After solving a cat problem in the toilet, not afraid of being discovered by Qin Chen this time, Xu Jian was much bolder when he jumped on the sink to drain the water, and even had the mood to wash a few of his long beards.

After tidying herself up and getting everything ready, Xu Jian took a deep breath and walked towards the master bedroom.

Qin Chen's notebook was placed on the sofa in the master bedroom. Xu Jian jumped onto the sofa and used his claws to lift the closed computer screen. After trying a few times, he found that he was not strong enough to open it.

After walking around the computer, Xu Jian went to the other side, grabbed the gap with his front paws, and pulled hard——

With Xu Jian's current posture, those who didn't know it thought he was doing cat stretching exercises.

After struggling to open the computer a little, Xu Jian quickly put a meat pad in to hold it against him to close it, then walked back to the front in an extremely twisted posture, and pushed the screen upwards forcefully.

At this time, Xu Jian was thankful that the cat's body was soft, and it was easy to rotate 360 ​​degrees.

After the gap got bigger, Xu Jian stuck his head in, kicked his legs wildly on the sofa, and pushed the screen up with his head.

It took Xu Jian a lot of effort just to open the closed notebook, and his head lay on the keyboard so exhausted that he was out of breath.

Pressing the power button with her paw, Xu Jian was almost moved to tears when she saw the startup page of the notebook——

Unexpectedly, opening a computer is still a physical task for a cat.

too difficult.

When entering the power-on password, because the distance between the laptop's built-in keyboards is small, Xu Jian's pads are thick and wide, and he always presses the wrong key or accidentally presses too many keys, so he will be reminded that he is wrong after entering it several times.

When it was displayed that the password was wrong again, Xu Jian was anxious and angry. He raised his cat's paw and placed it on top of the keyboard, carefully touching the keyboard with the tip of his paw.

Xu Jian lost the 'qin0811' keys for nearly 10 minutes before finally losing the right one. This made him physically and mentally exhausted, and he wished he could throw away his clumsy pad.

He misses his nimble fingers so much now.

Because there was no mouse, Xu Jian put the meat pad on the touchpad and used the meat pad on the cat's palm to move the cursor with difficulty.

A cat pad is no better than a human finger, and sometimes the touchpad can't sense Xu Jian's movements, so it has to be tried many times.

Fortunately, Qin Chen's laptop is automatically connected to the Internet, so there is no need to enter the password to connect to the wireless network.

After moving the cursor to the browser icon, Xu Jiansong took a look, then raised his paw and touched it twice quickly.

After opening the browser, Xu Jian struggled to enter his name in the search box, only to find that he hadn't switched the Chinese input method, so he had to delete it, and pressed the 'shift+Ctrl' key for the input method switch with the two front paws at the same time.

After switching the input method, Xu Jian raised his paw to type his name, and then carefully pressed Enter.

Browsing through the search results page, Xu Jian sadly found that he still couldn't find this person. There were only a few entries about him, and none of them mentioned his car accident.

Unwilling to give up, Xu Jian searched for the word 'Xu Jian's car accident', and found that the pages were all news that had nothing to do with him:

It was all about a major traffic accident in a certain city, causing several deaths and injuries, and the certain traffic bureau reminded the general public to pay attention to driving safety in rainy days and not to speed.

There was even news about a car accident overturning into a field dam on a certain rural road because farmers were overloaded with corn, but there was no news about Xu Jian's car accident.

Xu Jian tried several keywords over and over again, and even searched for 'Xu Jian passed away', but found nothing after nearly an hour of tossing around.

In the end Xu Jian frowned and looked at the computer screen, puzzled——

Now that the Internet is so developed, how can there be no news about his car accident?

It was as if his car accident had never happened and was his own dream.

If it weren't for the fact that he still retained the memories of the past twenty years, Xu Jian would have wondered for a moment if he was born a cat, and had never been a human at all...

As if a pair of invisible hands had grabbed his heart, Xu Jian was inexplicably flustered.

The battery life of the notebook was not strong, and Xu Jian felt that he could not complete the difficult action of charging the notebook independently, so he calmed down his beating heart, exited the browser, and clicked on the penguin icon on the desktop.

Although Xxin is more convenient now, its computer version has a very tricky setting, that is, you need to scan the code on your mobile phone to log in on the computer. For this reason, my friend Chen Doudou has complained to Xu Jian N times——

If I have a mobile phone that can scan codes, why should I log into your computer version?Is it inconvenient for him to type and speak on the mobile phone?

At this moment, Xu Jian was deeply convinced - if I had a mobile phone, would I still be so troublesome?

No matter how you think about it, it is impossible for Qin Chen to let a cat own a mobile phone, and it is also a smart phone that can scan codes.

While complaining about a certain letter in his heart, Xu Jian entered his Penguin number and password. With his previous experience, he can type much faster now, and he can almost use one-claw bullets proficiently.

Just be careful not to damage Qin Chen's laptop keyboard with his sharp claws.

Because it was a remote login, Penguin also asked Xu Jian to drag the tiles to verify his identity. It took him a few more minutes to successfully log in to his account.

As soon as the login was successful, the message notification sound kept ringing. Xu Jian saw that, except for some group messages, they were all from Chen Doudou and his uncle:

Uncle: [The grapes at Xiaojian's house are ripe, I'll pick out a box of the best ones and send them to you, remember to sign for it. 】

【Are you busy filming recently?I didn't reply to you on WeChat, and the phone was turned off. When you are free, I will send you a message back to my uncle, so that I can rest assured. 】

This message was sent two days ago.

Chen Doudou:

[Erjian, what's the matter with you, you don't answer the phone and you don't reply to the WeChat message, did you abandon me after you terminated the contract and returned home?Let's make an agreement that I will join you when my contract expires next year, don't forget! 】

【Are you home yet?Just squeak before you...]

[A box of grapes was sent from your hometown today, and the recipient is you, why is your uncle still sending things here?He didn't know you terminated the contract?you didn't go home?Where are you now? 】

Chen Doudou sent him more than a dozen messages one after another, the latest one was this morning, saying that the grapes had arrived.

Chen Doudou and Xu Jian belonged to a brokerage company. They were two years younger than him and signed with the company more than a year later than him. The company arranged for them to live in the same dormitory.

The same situation made the two quickly become each other's best friends, and they went home to farm together after meeting on the day Xu Jian terminated the contract.

Seeing the news about Chen Doudou, Xu Jian's heart warmed, and at the same time he felt relieved——

He had really been human, not his illusion.

But he just didn't know what went wrong. No one else knew about his car accident. His uncle thought he was still in the company, and Chen Doudou thought he had gone home.

Could it be Schrödinger's car accident?

Or was the car accident erased because he turned into a cat?Where did his body go?

Thinking of this, Xu Jian looked down at the black cat hair on his left front leg that happened to correspond to the mole on his wrist before, and had a vague guess in his heart——

Could it be that he didn't put his soul on this cat, but turned his body into a cat?

Xu Jian frowned and flicked his tail unconsciously.

Things seemed to be much more difficult than he imagined.

He used to think that as long as he found his human body, he might be able to find a way to turn back into a human being, but now it seems that this road does not work...

Shaking his head and putting aside what was on his mind for the time being, Xu Jian decided to deal with the urgent matter first.

He first briefly replied to his uncle Liu Dingxiang, saying that he is very good, he has been busy with filming recently and has no time to look at his phone, so he reassures his uncle.

After sending the message to Liu Dingxiang, Xu Jian's cat's claws were sore from typing. After shaking his leg vigorously, he sent Chen Doudou a briefer message:

【squeak--】

The author has something to say:

Chen Doudou: Squeak when you are here! !

Jian Meow: Squeak——

Chen Doudou: ...do you have cat cakes?

Jian Miao: That’s right, I’m a cat now.

Chen Doudou: ...

Qin Chan Shit Officer: Cute and want to masturbate!