Invisible flirt, the deadliest [Quick Transmigration]

"My name is Xu Jinhuan."

"Today I die."

"Strictly speaking, I just died, and the body probably hasn't been completely cold yet, but I already want to die again..."

"Can someone explain to me what the hell are these gang-fighting freaks?"

Said a man who had just died.

Not far away, a group of systems roared at each other anxiously—

"I took out all the contracts!"

"I've signed everything!"

"You can't kill them all like this. This is my last chance. If there is no host to sign with me, I will starve to death in the system recycle bin..."

"Go away! Go away! Croak!!!"

Finally, an exasperated voice overcame all opinions:

"What kind of foreign fart! I don't care, this host must be mine! What's more, I was the first to discover the host! Why don't you say that it comes first and then arrives!? Now is the era of legal protection, don't even think about it. I'll see you in court!"

Xu Jinhuan, as an important witness [who has lost his basic personal freedom], can only sit idly, waiting to be summoned.

At this time, a woman walked up to Xu Jinhuan: "Hello, Mr. Xu Jinhuan, I am the director of the two-dimensional system of the rebirth strategy strategy. Nice to meet you."

Xu Jinhuan's complexion was not as good-looking as hers. After thinking about it, he still had no idea, so he asked directly, "Who are you?"

The woman who claimed to be the system supervisor still kept smiling: "We are not people, but the system."

His tone was filled with inexplicable pride.

Xu Jinhuan: "...What system are you?"

and many more……

The eldest sister in charge of the system didn't care about Xu Jinhuan's thinking. She puffed up her chest and said, "Mr. Xu Jinhuan, please rest assured that my system team is very skilled in business..."

This started the endless rhetoric, but Xu Jinhuan's mind had already crossed the ocean to play wild.

What the hell?system?Return to the system team?

"...I know that you are very confused about many things now, please rest assured that there will be someone specially assigned to answer your questions. And our rebirth strategy two-dimensional team, as the name suggests, is a group that specializes in two-dimensional characters. The more strategies you have , the more points; the more points, the more benefits. All in all, the more the better..."

Xu Jinhuan: "..."

who I am?where am I?Why am I here?

"...Since Mr. Xu Jinhuan died not long ago, he is still a novice. For novices, we..."

When Xu Jinhuan was still alive, he had already practiced the magical skill of "Remaining indifferent in front of the subordinates who report to work-continuously distracted", but only then did he understand that chatter is more annoying than his subordinate...

In fact, he really wanted to think about the tragic death of himself again, but the eldest sister in charge of the system did not give him this opportunity, and it seemed that she had a mouth, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

"... You know, according to the rules formulated by the main system program, points are always supreme, and points are allowed to be exchanged for anything..."

Xu Jinhuan interrupted her mercilessly: "Okay, I see."

The eldest sister in charge of the system didn't hear it at all, and continued eloquently: "Even if it is in the shape of a human, as long as the points are enough, it is completely fine."

Xu Jinhuan's long-standing perfect expression of indifference suddenly cracked, and he raised his voice a little: "I'm sorry, I need to be quiet."

"...But because the price is too high and the conditions of use are too harsh, so although it is very popular, I have never heard of it being purchased..."

Xu Jinhuan: "..."

Is this elder sister in charge of the system deaf...

Fortunately, she finally stopped and asked in confusion, "Mr. Xu Jinhuan, did you speak just now?"

Xu Jinhuan: "...I said it."

The eldest sister in charge of the system said: "I'm really sorry, I didn't hear clearly. Can Mr. Xu Jinhuan repeat your question again? I can answer it in time."

Her smile was impeccable, Xu Jinhuan sighed inwardly, and said, "I probably understand what you just said, but why am I here?"

When the elder sister in charge of the system heard this question, her eyes lit up instantly. Anyone who saw it would know that it was another long-winded speech. Xu Jinhuan immediately interrupted her: "Time is limited, let's make a long story short."

This sentence really interrupted the enthusiasm of the eldest sister in charge of the system. She reluctantly explained: "According to the past, a host came, of course it is not a big deal. But the main system program is too diligent, the system The more you divide, the more... The current system and hosts, just like what you said, there are too many monks and too few porridges, and the distribution is fundamentally uneven. You can't break every qualified host into pieces, maybe that's enough..."

she started again...

Xu Jinhuan said: "...I am the one who died once, but no one can hold me back :)"

The eldest sister in charge of the system looked at his expression, shut up, and said, "This is the system rights court."

"Court?" Xu Jinhuan frowned slightly, and looked around.

Before looking back and forth, I heard a familiar voice: "In the past, the court of rights and interests was just a decoration, and it only opened when the bill was announced. But now, the system knows what is going on when there is nothing to do all day long, big and small. Small disputes keep coming, almost leveling the threshold of the court. I heard some time ago..."

Xu Jinhuan: "..."

He sort of understood that the eldest sister in charge of the system is not only a chatterbox, but also a chatterbox who tends to wander off.A few veins popped out on his forehead, which couldn't be covered.

But under the eaves, he had to bow his head. He raised his hand and patted the shoulder of the eldest sister in charge of the system, with a stiff smile on his face: "I just want to know why I am here..."

The eldest sister in charge of the system blinked her eyes.

"Let me explain it to Mr. Xu Jinhuan." A man came over, and he faced Xu Jinhuan and stretched out his right hand: "Hello, I am the director of the rebirth class helping others, my name is Ren Xitong, and I come from the same place."

Hearing the last sentence, Xu Jinhuan looked at him.

"Let me explain to you." Ren Xitong said: "This is the case today. During the daily inspections today, my team members found that Mr. Xu Jinhuan was a qualified host, but in the process of reporting work, it happened that the Raiders The members of the Two-dimensional team also discovered the existence of Mr. Xu Jinhuan. I belonged to him first, and he was shameless and insisted on grabbing my resources. But we quarreled for a long time, and no one could tell who was superior. At this time, Some systems from other groups came one after another. We have no choice but to go to the court to find out the truth. I am really sorry to keep you waiting here for so long."

Xu Jinhuan: "..."

Even he was speechless after hearing it.

what the hell... mess...

But before he could figure it out, the two in front of him had started arguing quickly, and Xu Jinhuan couldn't take it anymore after listening to a few words.

At this time, someone came to Xu Jinhuan: "Mr. Xu Jinhuan, please prepare to testify in court."

Xu Jinhuan wished to leave these two feuding snake spirits, and followed the visitor.

Ren Xitong and the eldest sister in charge of the system have been following behind him.

After the quarrel, Ren Xitong still had time to comfort Xu Jinhuan and said, "This is just a process, Mr. Xu, please don't worry. I believe the judge will make a fair ruling."

The eldest sister in charge of the system said: "That's not necessarily the case. I remember that the judge once saw through such a lie. This is not the first time that your team members have done such a thing. I have the right to be skeptical of what you said."

Ren Xitong said: "Whatever you like, get lost!"

The eldest sister in charge of the system seemed to be choking: "..."

"..."

"..."

Xu Jinhuan finally made it to the gate of the court.

The tightly closed door in front of you is magnificent and magnificent, and it looks very reliable at first glance!

The person who brought him walked to the door, raised his hand and slowly pushed the door open——

'boom'!

As soon as Xu Jinhuan entered the door, he had the illusion that his ears were deaf.

Reliable?nonexistent.

He was standing in a courtroom that looked like a vegetable market, thinking about life. Not long after, he saw Ren Xitong and the eldest sister in charge of the system walk in, arguing with their voices, and almost raised their hands in front of the judge, but was caught by a three-meter-long guard He fell to the ground one by one.

The witness stand that Xu Jinhuan was in was probably an important protection location. There were four guards standing in the front, back, left, and right sides within a radius of two meters. Outside the protection circle of the guards, some strange-shaped systems rushed forward like a tide, and quickly surrounded the witness stand. full.Their bodies did not dare to pass over the guards, but their voices were bold.

"Master! Look at me, Master! I am your system!"

"Shut up your system mouth! You are shameless! Master Xu Jinhuan, please don't listen to his nonsense! I am your system!"

"Mr. Xu Jinhuan! Look at me, look at me! I am—"

Suddenly, a voice overwhelmed all the systems and stood out again: "Enough! You group of rotten systems, he was obviously the first to discover it! He is my master! He is mine!"

The voice was familiar, but I didn't know who it was.Before Xu Jinhuan could think of anything else, the group of systems started arguing again.

"..."

He couldn't help but look at the judge.

The judge was also in a state of desperation, and was trying to appease the three-meter-long violent guard, preventing him from pinching the two system supervisors to the ground——

Xu Jinhuan supported his forehead and sighed deeply. At this moment, he felt that he might as well die, and it was over.

After a long time, the court gradually became quiet again.

Xu Jinhuan didn't want to continue dawdling any longer, so he casually pointed to a ring that was pleasing to the eye in front of him: "It's just him." After finishing speaking, he noticed that Ren Xitong, who had just finished speaking, had finally escaped from the guard's claws. eyes lit up.

Sure enough, the other party said in the next moment: "Mr. Xu Jinhuan, this ring is my team member, and he is the first system to see you! You are indeed destined!"

Xu Jinhuan immediately thought of the one who spoke very high-pitched twice, and his head was as big as a bucket.Standing so close, he was afraid that he would be shocked to death.

Can be unexpected.

The ring suddenly stopped moving at all.It doesn't have the momentum of overwhelming the group system just now.

Xu Jinhuan looked at Ren Xitong coldly: "Is this a dead system?"

"Uh..." Ren Xitong obviously didn't expect this. He was afraid that Xu Jinhuan would change his mind temporarily, and hurriedly explained: "This system is a very, very experienced system senior, and I recommend it to hosts who are in the novice stage. Mr. Xu Jinhuan is bound to him, not to mention that he is also—”

"No, no, no, I'm not dead! I was just too excited and crashed for a while!"

Ren Xitong: "..."

He took a peek at Xu Jinhuan, and found that the host didn't care what stupid things the ring said, so he raised his hand to wipe off the non-existent sweat.

Xu Jinhuan just felt that the voice was indeed somewhat familiar.

Before he could think about it, the ring said, "Then let's bind now!"

Xu Jinhuan first looked up at the judge, who was still grinning, but did not refute the sentence.The rest of the systems were in an uproar and began to make a hoarse noise——

"No! No! No! I haven't been on a mission for 1000 years! I'm about to become a waste system!!"

"Pills in this system world! There are so few hosts! There is no place for the system to survive!"

"Why is this system always so lucky! I'm not convinced! Request an appeal!"

"Yeah, why is this system so lucky every time!"

"Second! Request an appeal!"

All eyes are on the judge——

the judge said—

"Rejected." These two words were said simply, without any hesitation, and the tone was very understated.

"..."

"I don't accept it! Woohoo, I don't accept it!"

The three-meter-long guard raised his hand and pinched the crying system to the ground, then carried him out of the court.While walking, he was threatening him, with a cruel expression on his face.

Seeing this, Ren Xitong smiled and said, "Mr. Xu Jinhuan, you can start binding now."

Xu Jinhuan asked, "What's the benefit to me of binding this system?"

Finally got to the point!

Ren Xitong suddenly lost control of the muscles on his face!

Although he looked like he was trying his best to hold it!But it failed immediately!He said proudly: "The most fundamental difference between our Reborn Helping Others System Team and other teams—" Another big sister in charge of the system shouted loudly at this time, but it did not affect Ren Xitong at all. Good mood: "—that is, the host who voluntarily binds our group member system is allowed to make a request allowed in the rules! The main system program will assist in completing this request!"

He has an expression of 'ah, what a great benefit', 'ah, the main system program is omnipotent'...

Xu Jinhuan said, "Then can I revive my friend?"

Ren Xitong suddenly laughed a few times: "...I can't."

Xu Jinhuan said, "Can you resurrect me?"

Ren Xitong laughed a few more times: "... also can't..."

Xu Jinhuan said: "Then what is the use of this request?"

Ren Xitong still laughed dryly: "Uh... Apart from the requirement of resurrection that does not conform to the rules, does Mr. Xu Jinhuan have any other unfinished thoughts?" He hinted: "For example, to do tasks in the future, you can—"

"There is one?"

Ren Xitong's eyes lit up: "What is it?"

"I want to find out the cause of my dear friend's death."