[Gujian] Small Tusu Daily

When they came to a heavily guarded remote area, the two matchmakers seemed to have hit a ghost and dragged him for a [-]-meter sprint. Han Yunxi vaguely heard a roar, and was about to ask why, when a matchmaker pointed to a red spot. Lanterns were hung all over the small courtyard of the house, and he said to him: "Second madam, that's where the eldest madam lives."

"Thank you two aunts." Han Yunxi imitated the women's awkwardness and thanked the two matchmakers, stepped forward, and happened to meet Li Pan'an who had a bad nose and went out angrily, shaking his fan.

When Li Panan saw Han Yunxi, his eyes lit up, "Madam isn't staying in the room to freshen up, what are you doing here?"

Han Yunxi was as cold as a block of ice, snorted, bypassed Li Panan and went straight into the house.Li Pan'an was puzzled, but when he thought that the two sisters would serve him together in the future, it would be a perfect opportunity for them to cultivate their relationship first, and Dang Lian was relieved to stop his progress, shaking his fans happily.

Entering the house, the red silk was tangled everywhere, the two matchmakers inside were so busy, and the instigator who instructed them was resting on the bed at the moment, obviously did not change into auspicious clothes, it can be described as a red bush A little bit of green.

Such an extraordinary taste surprised Han Yunxi. He lowered his head to look at his red and green cloak, and at the looming green leaves and red flowers behind the curtain, wishing he could rush in to marry Jinlan.

Sure enough, he guessed right, this eldest lady is a person who can advance and retreat together, regardless of gender, since they are all forced to marry Li Pan'an, it would be best to conspire with them.

"Hey, isn't this the second lady?" The matchmaker who was taking a break from her busy schedule greeted Han Yunxi with a smile.

Han Yunxi smiled slightly, and as a return gift, he directly opened the curtain and walked towards the eldest lady. At the end, he worriedly ordered: "I have something to say with your eldest lady, you go out first."

The two matchmakers hesitated to go out, and the lady who was lying dead also spoke at this moment, succinctly: "Go out."

So, no matter how unwilling the two matchmakers were, they had no choice but to leave.

The eldest lady opened her eyes leisurely, and when her eyes fell on Han Yunxi's face, she almost rolled off the bed. Rao, he had already guessed the identity of the visitor, and never expected that the visitor would be dressed in such a way, Han Yunxi was indeed very bad Let alone how pitiful the clothes that were torn by the matchmaker were, but with the strange makeup and rouge on the face, the "big lady" couldn't control the facial muscles twitching.

"Hey, I haven't seen you for a day, how did you make yourself into such a virtuous person?" The eldest lady simply stopped pretending to be a woman with a hoarse voice, and her voice was a clear and pleasant male voice.

Han Yunxi was startled again and again, so he simply held up the candlestick and came over to have a look. When he saw it, his joy was beyond words, "Brother, it turned out to be you!"

Jin Lei slapped his restless paw, "What's your name brother, sister."

Han Yunxi: "...you are so coquettish." Take off Pinru's clothes, please be yourself, Jin Lei's character design is really not like this.

Jin Lei: "..."

"By the way, brother, why are you here?" Han Yunxi sat next to Jin Lei, and the festive red color of the bed set off the visual effect was actually a bit bad.

Jin Lei looked outside the door, and with his extraordinary hearing, he could already smell Li Panan's footsteps rushing past, and it was not the time to reminisce about the past, so he said: "I'm afraid I won't be able to tell for a while. How about the two of us?" How about a play for this guy?"

So, when Li Panan came outside the house and was about to knock on the door, an extremely ecstasy "moan" soared into his ears at the right time, his body shook, and the raised hand couldn't move went.

But the truth is, in order to make Han Yunxi scream more cheerfully, Jin Lei did not hesitate to put his hands on Han Yunxi's thigh.

Of course, once Han Yunxi was in pain, he would scream, so Jin Lei had to cover Han Yunxi's mouth tightly, trying to create the illusion that the room was full of happiness.

Li Pan'an couldn't bear it anymore, raised his leg and kicked, and strode into the door. What caught his eyes was such a scene: his first lady caressed the second lady's face affectionately. Buried in the second lady's neck; while his second wife fell into the arms of the eldest lady, with one hand covering the eldest lady's waist and the other on the eldest lady's shoulder, the posture was more than ambiguous, it was almost invisible.

As for the four matchmakers who had never seen anything in the world, they poked their eyes at this time and let out a groundhog's scream, successfully attracting the spies Ling Yue and Ling Duan, so they heard the news and succeeded. stuck to the wall.

However, the panting sound that draws people's imagination still didn't stop, Ling Duan heard sweat dripping from his forehead, his old face blushed, secretly peeking at Ling Yue's expression, he felt terrified, it was so dark, as if the two of them just got into the chimney.

Ouyang Shaogong wandered to the front hall, but saw that there was not even a place to stay, and there were tank after tank full of wine. Ouyang Shaogong casually opened a red cloth seal, and the strong smell of wine Then they drifted away, the wine was not high-quality, but for this group of people in the mountains who drank like cattle, what they paid attention to was only "celebration", so it didn't matter whether it was good or bad.

He took out a pack of medicinal powder and sprinkled them one by one on the hill-like wine jars. When the wine reached the last jar, suddenly someone broke into the door.

He raised his eyes and saw that the originally empty front hall was continuously pouring in from outside the door. This group of people had the same symptoms as the villagers he and Ling Duan had seen in the small village before. The only difference was that they were afraid. It's just how much medicine you take.

What's even more astonishing is that when this group of aimless people approached, Ouyang Shaogong found that they had long tails behind them. now.

With the sound of a whistle, a black shadow descended from the sky and landed in front of Ouyang Shaogong. He stood upright in purple clothes and a silver crown. Heroes always save the beauty in time, so Ouyang Shaogong couldn't help being moved.

He was overjoyed and said, "Tu Su? Why are you here?"

Baili Tusu turned his head and glanced at him, as if he was too lazy to "talk a long story", he only said "be careful", and then threw himself into the crowd, fighting with the group of half-human, half-demon monsters.

After a while, the solution was completely resolved, Baili Tusu turned around, blood dripped from the tip of the sword, and Yan Tong focused on him.Ouyang Shaogong looked at the corpses strewn all over the small courtyard and almost felt nauseous, he dragged Baili Tusu into the night, hurried all the way to meet Lingyue Mausoleum.

However, things turned out to be contrary to expectations. Although the layout of Fanyunzhai was small, it cleverly used the technique of mechanism.Seeing the shouting and killing coming from ahead, Ouyang Shaogong was in a hurry and led Baili Tusu into a random hole.

Suddenly, a youthful voice popped out from the weeds above his head, "It's dark and cold inside, and I don't know how deep it is. Are you cultivators not afraid of death?"

The two raised their eyes upwards, a black cat yawned lazily, with a pair of faint green eyes rolling, as if it couldn't stand the cold at night, it grinned and said: "Hey, I know I'm weird now, but don't be like this Just stare at me intently. Does my appearance make you want to masturbate?"

Ouyang Shaogong: "..." I'm actually allergic to cats, thank you.

Baili Tusu: "..." His expression was really just digesting the strange information in the cat's words.

"You can't regain your human form?" Ouyang Shaogong couldn't help frowning when he heard the meaning of his words.

"Yeah, who told me to be controlled by others." The black cat jumped down, squatted in front of Baili Tusu, tilted its head to look at it for a while, and wondered: "Hey, why do you look so similar to that Yunxi girl? Are you brothers and sisters?"

In order to introduce the cold Baili Shaoxia to this little animal in a friendly manner without getting frostbite, Ouyang Shaogong said without changing his face: "This is Miss Yunxi's husband."

Even though the black cat is a cat, it is difficult to move its expression freely like a human, but it still opened its cat's mouth very dedicatedly, and was so surprised that it couldn't breathe: "Could this be the legendary husband and wife?"

Ouyang Shaogong gave a resolute "Yes"—I always thought so.

"Do you know where this hole leads to?" Ouyang Shaogong lowered his body and asked the black cat.

The black cat said: "You can't enter here. Li Pan'an is proficient in the art of distorting yellow, and he has spent a lot of time in order to make his face look good. I don't know what kind of recipe he got. The food he practiced is for people to eat." It can turn into a monster. Well, you just saw those people, right? They are the villagers at the bottom of the mountain, and they were all caught by Li Panan to test the medicine. As a cat with no strength to restrain a chicken, I can't escape him clutches."

"But I have seen you can take human form before." Ouyang Shaogong stood up and looked around, while poking at the black cat's gag.

The black cat covered his face and wept, "He wanted to marry my goddess. I had a fight with him, but I didn't expect him to have such a high level of cultivation. I was seriously injured, so of course I couldn't become a human being."

"Your goddess?" Ouyang Shaogong glanced at Baili Tusu playfully. Baili Tusu didn't understand, so he looked at him and turned away quickly.

The black cat said to himself: "Yes, my goddess. Although I met her for the first time today, she is kind-hearted, and I was deeply impressed by her."

Ouyang Shaogong: "..." Your animal world is so simple.

"Hey, are you going down?" Seeing that Baili Tusu had already descended seven or eight steps, the black cat couldn't help asking out of curiosity.

Baili Tusu nodded, feeling extremely cold, while Ouyang Shaogong who was behind him smiled apologetically at the black cat.

The two walked into the cave together, and the steep earth and rocks became flatter, and the place became wider. There was only one road in the cave, and a torch was lit at intervals to illuminate one side of the land.The deep caves and xiphoid stalactites are shining brightly under the light of torches.

The further you go in, the thicker the humidity.It was as if water vapor enveloped the entire unknown cave.However, there seemed to be a fishy smell in the moisture.Heavier than fishy, ​​lighter than bloody.

However, when a natural cave full of stalactites suddenly appeared in front of the two of them like a bright hall, the unpleasant smell disappeared completely.

Ouyang Shaogong sighed sincerely: "It's really a miracle of good fortune!"

As soon as he finished speaking, the sound of the iron chain dragging was rattling, he turned his head to look, the oil lamps were on, and the faces in the cage were illuminated, and the emotions just now were as ironic as a blow to the head.

Baili Tusu walked up to the group of people, and before he could check them out, the group of people seemed to be crazy, trying to get out, the iron chains bound their hands and feet, and blood was drawn out, their eyes It was red, and its nails were so long that it scratched the wood that blocked them again and again.

Baili Tusu asked, "Shaogong, what's wrong with them?"

Ouyang Shaogong shook his head, fearing that it would be difficult to find out the reason for a while, but what is certain is that this group of people also took some kind of medicine to become inhuman.

He saw a big cauldron not far away, with firewood burning underneath, the fire was soaring into the sky, and a boiling red liquid was boiling on top, while what hung in the air was a jade-colored object, emitting a soft halo.He took three steps in parallel and walked over, Baili Tusu hurriedly followed.

Ouyang Shaogong stared at the jade-colored object for a while, then opened his palm, put the suspended object in his palm, looked at it carefully, and found that it was a piece of horizontal jade.

"If I'm not mistaken, the master of Fanyunzhai wants to refine the medicine to bring the dead back to life." Ouyang Shaogong cast his eyes on the hot cauldron, his half-closed eyes were hard to understand.

Baili Tusu was silent for a long time, then said lightly, "Can the medicine for bringing people back to life really be made in the world?"

Hearing this, Ouyang Shaogong smiled slightly: "Returning from the dead? It's just a fantasy. I want to go against the sky and refine this kind of elixir. But right now, Tu Su, you have also seen that the medicine for reviving the dead is simply It doesn't exist, otherwise, why would Fanyunzhai, where the bandits gather, turn into half-human, half-demon things overnight?"

The two of them stepped down the stone steps, looking back at the medicine cauldron that had been poured into the fire, and then at the countless long arms stretched out with black long armor eagerly grabbing the person who came, Ouyang Shaogong sighed and said: "It's ruined!" Bar."

Baili Tusu did as he said, raising his hand as he said, a sword light lit up in his palm, but before he could strike, a figure ran in panting and bumped into Baili Tusu's arms.

He looked down, who was the man with disheveled hair and ragged clothes, Han Yunxi?Baili Tusu pressed Han Yunxi's shoulders, and called "Yunxi" uncertainly, his brows were full of doubts, why Yunxi was dressed like a young woman after not seeing him for just a day.

Han Yunxi parted her long hair and grinned, "I found you guys. Are you all right?"

Baili Tusu let him touch, was startled for a while, and said, "Yunxi, we're fine."

"Oh." Han Yunxi withdrew his hand embarrassingly, but he hadn't touched it enough.