[Gujian] Small Tusu Daily

A group of people reached the foot of the mountain, put away their swords and walked.The bazaar is very lively, with the sound of hawking one after another. Han Yunxi, as a modern person, suddenly seems to have returned to the days of getting up early and staying late in Hengdian. Looking here and there, it feels both strange and familiar.

Of course, because of his excessive curiosity, he almost got involved with the officers and soldiers. Fortunately, Ling Duan stopped him in time.

The group of officers and soldiers seemed to be asking a girl something, and they were very cautious. When they saw Han Yunxi and others, the alarm rang. If they didn't know their identities, they might have been detained pending trial.

Ling Duan was relieved to see it, and held his hands like a leading cadre who was inspecting: "If I hadn't been soft-spoken with the master teacher, Yunxi would definitely not be able to see the joys of this world."

Ouyang Shaogong's expression is indescribable: "..."

"By the way, second senior brother, what do we want to buy?" Han Yunxi had already made up his mind and wanted to bring some delicious food back to Baili Tusu.

After all, his primary task now is to impress the hero, and he must do his best to win the hero's heart.He pondered Feng Qingxue's husband-chasing routine in the original work, and decided to emulate one or two, but he didn't know if Baili Tusu, a little dragon man, would accept his taste.

Lingduan exudes kindness, and the children who live in Tianyong City all year round are miserable, because he thinks that Han Yunxi's dizziness is completely caused by his ignorance of the world, and compassion, friendship, and pride instantly fill his heart Chest, couldn't help tears welling up.

Ling Duan almost touched the back of Han Yunxi's head to express his feelings, he said: "You don't have to worry about the purchase, Zhaolin and Lingchuan are in charge. I mainly take you out for a walk, Those who are bored in Tianyong City all day will get sick sooner or later."

Ouyang Shaogong once again felt unspeakable malice, and even faintly sensed that Lingduan's minions were already facing him.

Sure enough, they passed a pharmacy, Lingduan looked at the big characters flying like dragons and phoenixes, barely stopped his progress, slapped his forehead and said: "Oh, look at my memory. Shaogong, why don't you go and pick it up?" How about some medicinal materials, so you can go back to Tianyong City to study medical skills? I have admired you doctors all my life, and I often have headaches or something, and I still have to rely on you doctors."

Ouyang Shaogong smiled reservedly, almost turning himself into a bright peony flower: "No need, I will leave Tianyong City in a few days. Besides, the medicinal materials on the mountain are enough, and I have already replaced Yunxi He and Tu Su prepared their own medicines."

Ling Duan was taken aback, "What, you want to leave Tianyong City?" In fact, he was even more surprised that this trick did not distract Ouyang Shaogong.

Ouyang Shaogong: "That's right. I've been away from home for a long time, and it's time to go back to my hometown."

Out of curiosity, Ling Duan asked again, "Where is your hometown?"

Ouyang Shaogong smiled lightly, like a spring breeze, "Qinchuan."

"Qinchuan? That's a good place." The mausoleum, which fell into the past, was filled with emotion, and even squinted and looked into the distance, wanting to chant a poem, "Brother, when he went to Tiezhu Temple to suppress evil spirits, he just passed by Qinchuan once, and from then on, he has a special liking for that place, no matter where he goes to get rid of demons, he always goes there to have a look. You Qinchuan people really should set up a plaque for him."

Ouyang Shaogong was about to laugh out loud, even ghosts could hear Lingduan's super resentment towards Lingyue, but he only said: "It turns out that senior brother and Qinchuan have such a deep relationship. Then I will replace Qinchuan's The common people have thanked Senior Brother for his great kindness."

Ling Duan was so angry that he wanted to cross his waist, "No, let me tell you, your Qinchuan is the family of the eldest brother."

After walking for a while, they came to a place full of red sleeves and blush. Han Yunxi's first reaction was: Oops, here comes the brothel.

I really didn't expect that this kind of business would have the ability to open to the foot of Tianyong City Mountain, and they are not afraid of bankruptcy. You must know that the people living on that mountain are all pure-hearted and ascetic cultivators.

However, when he turned his head to look, he saw a group of young ladies ostentatiously looking at themselves, holding a mirror with their left hand and touching their faces with their right, completely unaware that there were three young heroes standing outside, who had absolutely no intention of attracting customers.

If you take a closer look, you will find that although they are dressed delicately, they are out-and-out women from a good family. This is like the aunts who are going to gather for a square dance after dinner. Which song is more suitable for stepping on the ground.

Occasionally they stood up and twisted their waists as if walking on a stage.Of course, they still pay more attention to their well-groomed faces, and they have to wait and see from time to time, pinching their foundation and puffing it on.

Among the piles of rouge and powder, the only man seemed out of place. He was hunched over and his eyebrows were pleasing to the eye. If the girls hadn't seen his enthusiasm, Han Yunxi would almost have thought that he was just an ordinary handyman who couldn't be more ordinary, but Judging by the girls' attitudes towards him, I can intuit that this is the protagonist, such as the TONY teachers who hang out in the hair salon.

Ouyang Shaogong raised his brows, remained calm, and when his eyes met, he knew that he wanted to observe for a while longer.So, Han Yunxi slammed on the door like a bat again, and raised his sleeve to cover his face.

Sure enough, as he expected, the man shuttled among all kinds of beautiful ladies, although he was dressed cheaply and had an ugly face, he was a true TONY teacher. Under his leadership, the group of ladies were full of flair. , charming and affectionate.

From this point of view, this excellent Tony teacher not only has a lot of insights on beauty and skin care, but also has a lot of research. If he raises his orchid fingers and teaches girls how to apply makeup, it will be perfect.

There was a faint fragrance of orchids floating in the air. Ling Duan wrinkled his nose and smelled it, and asked with his mouth, "Is there any problem?"

After all, a man and a group of women, what a strong taste, he can't help but think about it, even if he is a chaste young hero, so what, a man's intuition is always clamoring in his body.

Ouyang Shaogong took them to a hidden corner, and said softly: "I can't tell you the problem for the time being, but I just feel that the atmosphere inside is a bit weird. Second senior brother, Tianyong City has always eliminated demons and defended the way, and killed countless evildoers. I don't know if you can see it." Any clues?"

Ling Duan looked blank: "...I don't feel the evil spirit."

It may be because Ouyang Shaogong's eyes looked too much like looking at a mentally handicapped person, and Ling Duan, who was so embarrassing, decided to save a little bit, and said: "However, after being reminded by you, Shaogong, I have discovered that those women have Problem. If it’s really a monster, it’s hidden quite deep, and none of its demonic aura has leaked out.”

Ouyang Shaogong: "..." The ruthless white eyes became more violent, and Ling Duan's proud little heart instantly shattered.

Han Yunxi leaned against the wall again and looked at the scene in the congregation courtyard. The nodding and bowing man was still walking through the pile of women, holding a big bunch of orchids. Every time a woman passed by, the orchid in his hand would lose one branch. He happily gave flowers, Occasionally, he carefully raised his ugly face to look at the charming woman, a bit like a blind date, looking for a suitable candidate.

Looking at that extremely ugly face, Han Yunxi suddenly felt a sense of familiarity. Isn't that Li Pan'an who played the role of a flower picker in Qinchuan on a blind date in the original novel?Why did you come to open a beauty salon at the foot of Tianyong City?

Ah no, why did he come to Tianyong City for a blind date?You must know that Li Pan'an has two faces.It is said that the girl in the boudoir at the Qinchuan night party ruined other people's reputation, but in fact she took great pains to marry herself a disrespectful daughter-in-law.

Because of his natural ugliness, he tried every means when he was looking for his other half, which made some of the girls cry and say that they were underestimated by the ugly ghost, while some girls were full of love and hoped that the flower pickers would be like bees gathering honey. Pick her up a few more times, with a secret heart, and when she mentions it, her face is full of spring, with a look of "don't take pity on me just because I'm a delicate flower".

Looking at the current situation, as long as Li Pan'an keeps the original recipe, it will be easy. Doesn't he just want to marry a girl who doesn't think he's ugly?

Han Yunxi pointed to his scarred face, and said to the two puzzling friends: "I have a solution."

Ouyang Shaogong: "Huh?"

Ling Duan: "...Are you going to compare yourself to him?"

After a cup of tea, a girl with a white gauze came in from outside the courtyard. It was absolutely impossible for her to be so graceful. After all, this was Han Yunxi's first time pretending to be a woman.

Therefore, all the girls saw a girl who couldn't even walk around twisting and turning, but in the end she twisted in front of them and puffed out her chest by the way. There was no such thing as choppy waves. The career line of a girl who suddenly appeared is indeed amazing, quite stiff.Let everyone here feel ashamed.

Although she has a good figure, it's a pity that as a woman, she is too tall, and she can't give Xiaoniao the feeling of being dependent on her at all.Also, why are her breasts so big, like two big oranges are put in, and the waves are calm with her small steps.

After they came back to their senses, they waved their handkerchiefs and said bitterly: "Girl, you are really strong."

Han Yunxi almost choked on his saliva, isn't he just a little fatter than Baili Tusu?If Baili Tusu came to play the role, that small waist would definitely make them die of shame.

While unskillfully posing the embroidered handkerchief, he said with a hoarse voice and coquettish smile: "...Oh, sisters, don't laugh at me, if I can have such a good figure as my sisters, why should I come to join in the fun? I’m here to learn from you sisters.”

Someone noticed that the voice was ear-piercing, and of course it was disgusting, so they raised their eyebrows and asked, "Who are you? Why have we never seen you before? Do you know how much it costs to maintain here?"

In fact, it's not because of Han Yunxi's shabby clothes, it's mainly because of man's taste and Ouyang Shaogong's bad taste, he forced him to put on a red and green dress, God's mercy, he looks like a Christmas tree.

Except for Ling Duan's stunned look, both Han Yunxi and Ouyang Shaogong wanted to help each other to vomit.

Han Yunxi continued to pinch his throat and waved his handkerchief, half angry and half smiling, "Oh, sister, don't judge people by their appearance. If my taste could keep up with my sisters, I wouldn't come here. Look at No matter what the sisters wear or use, they are all so delicate."

The mausoleum outside the wall was covering his heart carefully, he didn't see it, but Ouyang Shaogong watched it with relish, and even wanted to applaud, Yunxi's acting skills are really fucking superb, he is a rare talent.

Little did he know that when Han Yunxi in his previous life was preparing to shoot a modern drama, a young actor came to audition, and he insisted that the second male actor turned into a sissy. He asked this actor to play the role of female number three in reverse, to bury talents and so on, it must not happen to him.

That is to say, since then, he himself has been full of ideas about cross-dressing, but he has no chance, otherwise he would not have waited until today to realize his dream.

Han Yunxi pretended that he had never seen the world, looked at the girl for a while, and said: "Wow, sister, your skin is so good, it can be broken by blowing bullets."

After a while, he looked at the girl again and said, "My God, sister, your hair is so beautiful. It's really a breath of air."

The girl seemed to have stepped on shit: "..."

One of the girls wanted to put her disgust on her face. After all, this girl who was born out of nowhere would boast when she caught someone. Not only had she never seen the world, but she came from the countryside. Once she praised her, she seemed to be soaked in shame. inside.

She rushed up and took off Han Yunxi's white gauze, and when she saw that handsome little face was like broken and barely bonded white porcelain, she was stunned and said meanly: "So your face is ruined like this, no wonder Cover up."

After finishing speaking, he turned his head and called the only man in the courtyard, "Er Gouzi, come and take a look, do you think this woman's face can be saved? Seeing that she just praised our sisters, her face is as beautiful as silver. , we did it for her, you must find a way to heal her face."

The only male who was called "Er Gouzi" walked over slowly with his body hooked, perfectly interpreting his timidity and inferiority complex, because he was short in front of the tall Han Yunxi, he couldn't reach Han Yunxi at all He hesitated, and moved a stool beside Han Yunxi's legs, "Girl, sit down."

At this moment, some girl discovered the New World, and said with a smirk, "Sisters, take a quick look, aren't they the right pair? One is pockmarked with a hunchback, and the other is full of scars."

Han Yunxi's chest was tight, and he was a ghost, but he couldn't reveal his secrets, so he smiled and said: "I hate it, my family is so ugly, how can I be worthy of the second... son."

Ouyang Shaogong outside the hospital covered his head. He was successfully wooed by Han Yunxi, and Lingduan never eased up from the beginning to the end. At this time, when he heard Han Yunxi's "I hate it", he almost foamed at the mouth. It was so tempting Do you have enough strength?

Shaking the round fan, the girl found Han Yunxi's omitted "Mr. Ergouzi" quite interesting, so she joked casually: "Mr. Ergouzi's family is indeed good, and he opened this place by himself. People come every day People come and go, follow him to live, girl, you will enjoy the rest of your life, that is a blessing."