[Gujian] Small Tusu Daily

Han Yunxi blinked, and soon made a decision, that is to wrap up his little clothes tightly, and slide naked into the tub... Asking him to put his clothes back on as if nothing had happened is obviously not the first step in taking a bath.

Baili Tusu was not as majestic as he was dressed in the daytime, and the hero's aura was fully fired.As if his vest had faded, he was dressed in purple, and even his hair, which was meticulously tied in a silver crown, was now divided into two and tied high into a ponytail. He actually copied Han Yunxi's shape and made two small mustaches hang on top of him. In front of the forehead, the tip of the beauty is more eye-catching. Of course, when the eyes are raised, they don't look so sharp.

Han Yunxi sat in the bathtub calmly, and then watched Baili Tusu approaching him domineeringly...

Come on, I really don't need a back rub!Can you restrain the friendly spirit of rubbing each other's backs in Tianyong City?Even if I want me to follow the Romans, it is absolutely impossible. I will die without rubbing my back.

"Yunxi, your clothes fell off."

On the other side of the bathtub, Baili Tusu picked up the coat that Han Yunxi had casually put on the shelf and slipped to the ground, squatting halfway and looking at Han Yunxi.

Han Yunxi burst into tears, take a look, what is there to see, am I wet and tempted?Young man, can you be more considerate, please stop watching me when I am taking a shower?You really don't need a back rub!

Han Yunxi rested his chin on the bathtub, "Tu Su, why don't you go to bed first?" You must be here to sleep, right?

Baili Tusu froze for a moment, then nodded belatedly, Han Yunxi heaved a sigh of relief, "Then you go to bed and wait for me, I'll be right over."

You will never be left empty for long!I take a quick shower, but only if you walk away first, which makes it really hard for me to concentrate on taking a shower.

Baili Tu Sujun's face blushed suddenly, and he even started to dodge the upright eyes that were staring at Han Yunxi, a look called "shyness" appeared for the first time in a man with a noble and glamorous face so paralyzed that he never had any extra expressions. Lord's face.

Han Yunxi instantly realized how thought-provoking he had just said, and with a guilty conscience, he didn't dare to look directly at the hero.I'm really afraid that if the eyes meet again and again, they will be tied by fate.It turned out that the male protagonist couldn't stand being teased so much.

After taking a shower, Han Yunxi got out of the bathtub, walked around behind the screen, and began to change his close-fitting clothes. Since his hair was dripping wet, he chose a wider cloth towel to temporarily cover his long and flowing hair Wrap it up, thinking how many hours it will take to dry, after all, it is not modern, and it can be settled with a few blows of a hair dryer.

While wiping his hair, he moved towards the bed, sleeping in the same bed with the male lead, and he strongly refused from the bottom of his heart.

He began to wonder if he had taken the script of the senior brother by mistake. After all, sharing the same bed with the male protagonist should be the best at the senior senior brother.

Baili Tusu took off only his jacket, sat on the outside of the bed and waited for him, when he saw him approaching, he stood up and said, "I'll help you."

Han Yunxi: "????" Wipe my hair or undress me?Please speak clearly.

If this is placed in a youth idol drama, it will definitely be the sweet interaction between the hero and heroine, but who are we?Uh, it seems that we really don't know what we are, but we are definitely not young people who can do such intimate things, it's too out of harmony.

Baili Tusu saw Han Yunxi's hesitation, and said, "I know spells, so I can help you."

That's it, Han Yunxi decisively stretched out his head to Baili Tusu, as long as he doesn't help undress, he will do it for you.

Baili Tusu: "..."

In the middle of the night, the moon and stars are sparse, the empty mountain is silent, and occasionally the howling sound of strong wind passing through Baolin can be heard.Han Yunxi lay upright on the bed, suffering from insomnia.

There was a series of "dididi" sounds in his head, which were similar to poor contact, and he was about to explode. He really wanted to lift the quilt and go out to enjoy the moonlight.

However, he couldn't move.Because Baili Tusu is still sleeping next to him, the ghost knows if he will wake him up when he steps over Baili Tusu, and get stuck at a strange point, causing the hero to feel restless in the middle of the night and try to do something to him Something inappropriate for children?

Finally, the beeping sound disappeared, and his mind was instantly quieter. However, soon, the sharp and mechanized voice of a man with kidney deficiency sounded as if it was about to explode, scaring him to stiffen his body vigilantly.

The voice was noble, glamorous and concise: "Welcome to the return of the system fugue. Please start your question."

It seems that he didn't just time travel, but fell into the "net celebrity" system space that is so popular.What is it all about!

He didn't think about it: "Where is this?"

The system said: "You asked a silly X question, but we adhere to the principle of answering every question, and we know everything. The world you are in now is the fanfiction world of Gu Jian Qi Tan. Because writing this fanfiction The author of the book has a huge brain and is very Jack Su, so as long as it is a male animal, it will fall in love with the male lead unconditionally. As the male lead trumpet, it is a complete accident. It is not convenient for us to provide your past history, but we I can tell you responsibly that you are a person with a story."

Han Yunxi: "...This fanfic, what kind of su..."

Thinking of those post bars and microblogs that followed the trend before, such as respecting Su Wangdao, the Yuesu Party with the blue sky above his head, he couldn't help but act as a god assist, watching the male protagonist be taken down by the villain or by the beloved senior brother. , he couldn't help but applaud fiercely.

The system actually laughed out loud, and the kidney failure was horrible, "This article has everything, we don't mind if you also form a CP with the male lead. We have already thought about the name of the CP, so we will call it Narcissus CP."

Do you even need to think about it?In our place, we are all popular with ourselves and our own group CP, and it is also called this name. Narcissus is no stranger to something.

Han Yunxi calmly said: "Don't you think that if I have sex with the male lead, it will appear that the male lead is narcissistic?"

"True love is invincible! Narcissus Dafa is good! Hey...wait a minute, what does the hero who is a heartthrob have anything to do with you?" The system secretly despised Han Yunxi thoroughly.

Han Yunxi rolled his eyes: "Did you forget that my accident and the male lead..."

If the system had hands, it would definitely be flying at this moment, and it screamed unbearably: "Even if you slept with the hero!"

Han Yunxi: "..." That's not what I want to talk about.

The system has nothing to love: "Tell me, how does it feel to sleep with the male lead?"

Han Yunxi: "That's it, the only feeling is to squeeze..."

The system quickly stopped: "We know that you and the male protagonist have already had a skin-to-skin relationship, but please respect, the neck is indescribable, try not to say it!"

Han Yunxi seemed to be in a catastrophe, "What does it mean to be indescribable below the neck? Tu Su and I are very pure."

"Pure?" The system sneered, "Do you want us to show you a memory?"

Why does this "memory" sound like "gv"?Han Yunxi declined: "That's not necessary, I can think about it slowly..." Obviously thinking about it is more romantic.

Besides, the memory is original, he is not interested, maybe he will be given a critical blow again, wouldn't it be good to live well?

The system enthusiastically reminded: "When you are performing the task, please beware of all the men who appeared in the original work, so as not to be pushed down."

Han Yunxi was shocked: "Oh my God, this author is too insane." Shouldn't it be the hero who pushes down all men, women and children?It depends on how much enmity he has with the male lead, so he thinks that the male lead will always suffer.

System: "...Sorry, the wording was inappropriate just now, in order to prevent being chopped into pieces."

Don't think that you have a hero's face, you are the beauty of the prosperous age.The system said it was really really contemptuous.

Han Yunxi said goodbye manually.

"Okay, let's not talk nonsense. Do you think you came here to be a chef? Wrong, we will assign corresponding tasks according to different stages, and you must complete them, because this is the key to promoting the plot. "

Han Yunxi couldn't believe that this god-like system actually treated him as a pusher of the situation... However, he was only surprised for a moment before accepting this strange setting. All kinds of tasks, so that the people who fall into the system will not be too bored, and they really only go about the daily life with the protagonist, then they must be proud of the sky, helping the protagonist to level up and fight monsters or something.

"Tell me, what tasks are there?"

"That depends on how the plot develops." The system sneered sharply, "Shortly there will be the elementary competition for the new disciples of Tianyong City, you have to participate, and try your best to get Baili Tusu injured."

Han Yunxi: "..." What the hell is trying to find ways, "Did you forget that I am a cook?" Do you want me to blow up the kitchen?

System: "...I know you are a cook. But don't you have big dreams?!" That incomparably arrogant tone is like a pyramid scheme, and his brainwashing skills have skyrocketed, "It won't be long before you will follow the new disciple Practice together, please remember the promise Lingduan made to you, the sword platform will be there or not! But let me tell you, the hero will take you in person in the end." Isn't the welfare very good?

"Okay, let's skip this first. Are you saying that you can do it to promote the development of the key plot? Don't worry, and not only Baili Tusu must be injured, but also people must die. We have already thought about this candidate. Just Zhaolin, anyway, he was the one who died once in the original work, and he doesn’t mind dying a second time. As for the person who killed him, we will resign ourselves to fate.”

The author who digs holes but doesn't fill them is really a headache. He wants to make a 2.0 version, but he has to develop it himself. The brain is not enough.

If it weren't for the fact that the author who is writing this fanfic has a huge brain, otherwise I really don't want to choose such a plot.

After all, there is no logic at all in the whole story, and the written stuff is very unpredictable. Until the end, the murder case of murder with a borrowed knife was not concluded.

Therefore, we have no choice but to make do with the plot.As for the logic, don't pay too much attention to it, who hasn't had a lie that won't come back.

Han Yunxi almost rolled his eyes when he heard this, the plot is really casual enough, so if Baili Tusu happened to be framed by another unlucky person, wouldn't he be charged with murder again?

"Aren't you a system? Is there any way to make the person who killed Zhaolin more aboveboard..."

Can't you just stop the routine of torturing the male lead and getting wronged?Couldn't the male protagonist go down the mountain to slay demons and defend the way, and experience a level-up?

It must be done because he was wronged and was sentenced to life imprisonment and had to escape from prison early!

The system hehe: "...you have slept with the male lead a few times just now, and you just turned to the male lead like this? Why didn't you mention Zhao Lean's farewell to death."

Han Yunxi has a headache, why is the system of other people's family either gentle and cute, or enthusiastic, and it is dedicated to answering your questions, giving advice, how to serve him? okay?

"It's not a matter of wanting to be with the male lead. The male lead and Ling Duan are incompatible. It's hard for me to be in the middle."

"Actually, you don't need to be too entangled. The male lead and Lingduan, you just choose one. Be a man, don't be so greedy. The most important thing is to be happy."

The system is so noble and glamorous, it actually looks like a fan of TVB who has watched too much, and uses TVB's comforting sentences.

"Could it be that you want to train a spare tire?" If the system had eyes, they should be all white at this time.

Han Yunxi: "...Then can you answer a question for me? Why does Lingduan hate Baili Tusu so much? Don't tell me that you don't fit in with the gregarious. How old is he? You still look like a middle school boy."

The system is concise: "Because of you."

Han Yunxi: "...you are joking." This kind of joke is really hard to laugh.

"In the original work, Ling Duan's target of the male lead everywhere is indeed a secondary crime. Of course, we can also believe that the screenwriter's brain was kicked by a donkey. But here, Ling Duan hates the male lead because of you." System Rarely serious.

Han Yunxi sat up straight, couldn't help but be overjoyed: "Are you going to start telling the story of the original product?"

System: "Ah—of course not. We said before that you are a person with a story, but we are not obliged to tell the whole story. The key point is your IQ."

Han Yunxi: "..." IQ is flawed, hey.

Just when Han Yunxi thought that this system was going to die again, it yelled again in a frightening way: "Oh, by the way, because there are too many fanfiction CPs, in order to keep up with the development of the times, we decided to Remove the redundant CP, remove the label of Jacksu, and facilitate one-on-one sweet pet texts. Therefore, you still have a particularly important task, and that is to remove CP."

Han Yunxi spread his hands, okay, if you pick CP, pick CP. It sounds quite new, so I will treat it like picking apples. Although I haven’t picked apples in the orchard myself, the principle should be the same, so I said: “Everything follows the command of the system.”

But he didn't want to, the system coquettishly said: "Don't just listen to my instructions. You should take the initiative." The tone of the man's voice changed, "Do you still want to recall the past?!"

Han Yunxi broke out in a cold sweat: "..." I knew it, you guys are going to forcefully change the text!

After a long talk with the system (actually nonsense) for most of the night, Han Yunxi fell asleep in a daze when the system finally quieted down. During this time, he felt the movement of people around him getting up. Touched by something warm and soft.