[hp] ideal life

[hp] Ideal Life Author: Lonely Fangfei

[Volume [-]] Variations of the Demon King

01 The prequel of Xiaodai

"what is this?"

"It's just a wandering soul, but it has a pure mind and never made any troubles. Wait for Lao Na to recite a mantra of passing away, and go west."

The faint Sanskrit sounds, like complaints and weeping, enlightened and enlightened, superseding futility.

"Monk, you have misjudged. This extraordinary thing has a natural aura. It's better for the poor to take it under the door, open up the spiritual wisdom, and slowly teach it."

———————————————The dividing line covered by people——————————————

"Although your species is unknown, but you look like a wandering soul, let your surname be You. If you have no desires or desires, and you don't know anything, let's call you Xiaodai." Good boy, don't worry about retaliation.)

"Practice as a good student"

{What is practice? }——Xiao Dai can't speak yet, and is telepathically communicating with Master.

"Cultivate the body, cultivate the wisdom, cultivate the mind, cultivate the spirit..."

{Why practice? }

"You don't see, you don't hear, you don't smell, you don't taste, you don't speak, you don't touch, you have form and body, you have wisdom but you don't know, only practice can get out of this predicament..."

{But what is the difference between having and not having?I am also very comfortable now, and I don't feel trapped by anything. }

"When you see a mountain, it is a mountain. When you see a mountain, it is not a mountain. When you see a mountain, it is still a mountain. You still don't know what a mountain is. If you are once disturbed by external objects, it will be difficult to protect your original mind..."

[No one bothers me except you and that bald head! ] Little dumb.

The unbearable Xiao Dai finally agreed to study hard, um, practice.

————————————— I am the dividing line of thousands of years of practice —————————————

He can feel light, sound, and smell, but Xiaodai still doesn't know whether his senses are the same as others' senses of sight, hearing, and smell.

Xiaodai is a pure energy body without a body.

Xiaodai is very curious, and Xiaodai has troubles.

The master asked Xiao Dai to go down the mountain and enter the world of mortals, saying that everything has its own destiny.

Xiaodai sees all kinds of life, but life can't see Xiaodai; Xiaodai studies science and technology, and the earth's technology is too backward to help Xiaodai; Xiaodai appreciates culture and art, and his exquisite comments can't find an audience.

Xiao Dai was very depressed.Whoever hugs a hundred flowers in the world of mortals can't grasp a single leaf, is extremely clever but can't shout at the common people, the stupid, the stupid, the sense of justice is full of brains, and rushes towards the murderer. Paoxiang can only analyze the molecular formulas of those chemical substances floating in the air...

If you want to torture a woman lock her in a room give her a hundred beautiful dresses but don't give her even a mirror, the torture poor Derrick goes through is a hundred times crueler and lasts forever deadline.Depression, autism, Alzheimer's disease, Xiaodai was afraid that some kind of qualitative change would happen if he could not wait for the cause and fate.

Fortunately, Xiao Dai finally waited for the information age!The Internet is the invention that Xiaodai is most grateful for in the world!

On the other end of the computer, who knows whether it is a human or a dog.

Xiaodai can't press the keyboard or pick up the mouse, but Xiaodai can directly control the signals in the electronic circuit.It's complicated and troublesome, Xiaodai is not afraid of complexity, and Xiaodai is not afraid of trouble.Xiao Dai has always been enthusiastic about novel things, and has learned the basic theory of computers.Xiaodai's calculation speed is evolving, surpassing the most advanced supercomputer.

Xiao Dai is like a fish in water in the Internet, with ease, he is no longer the transparent air in the eyes of others.Although I still can't understand other people's direct feelings, but I seem to understand some emotions, gossip a lot about love and love, and finally fell in love with Dandanmei.

Chaonao crashed in Jinjiang.

One day, Chaonao Xiaodai was fighting with others in Jinjiang, Jinjiang was smoked, and the great work with tens of thousands of words was wiped out.Xiaodai was furious, and vowed to train Jinjiang Xiaoshou well this time.

Then, Xiao Dai, who was emotionally higher than the critical value, met the Karma classmate that the master asked (he?/she? I don’t know which one to use) to go down the mountain to look for, and Xiao Dai died.

The author has something to say: I don't play tricks, and I don't understand classical Chinese at all. Please just read this chapter, and the style of writing in the future will not be like this.

02 First Arrival

After regaining consciousness, his head hurts, and Xiaodai is very excited.

[Did I evolve again?Learned to sleep, and divided different parts of the body according to human habits! ]

Reach out and rub your temples, feeling a little better.Well?Hand, actually touched it!Xiaodai blinked in disbelief, stretched out his hand in front of him, and saw that all five fingers could move! [Xiao Dai, hold on!Never stop the machine at a critical moment!You are dreaming, take a quick bite and try if it hurts! ]

"Aww~~~~~"

———————— I am the dividing line where the demon king’s body is occupied, destroyed, and adapted———————

The devil's dormitory, with a cordon of 10 meters, the butler Alec, the elf servants, and the followers of the Death Eaters, dare not enter without permission, providing sufficient time and space for Xiaodai to adapt.

"Mirror, mirror, let me see what I look like." Xiao Dai touched his whole body, satisfied with the newly added organs, completely forgetting that if he used the mental scan to get faster, he casually called out the first time in his life. A voiceless wand magic - transfiguration * mirror.

"Ah, so ugly~~puff~~abstract." The naked man in the mirror has a good body proportion, but his complexion is pale and his muscles are loose, which makes Xiaodai miss the handsome guys he saw on the Nude Beach.But the skin tone of wheat can rely on sunlight, muscles can rely on exercise, and aging can be counteracted with potions and black magic, but what about this face, this snake face?

[People's hearts are not enough to swallow elephants.It is good to have a body, Xiaodai, you have to be content and grateful.There will be bread, and there will be love. Although it looks a bit abstract, at least we are no longer netizens who have no chance to die. ]

Patting his growling stomach, Xiao Dai sighed, and began to follow the memorized steps to try the adventure activities that a person with flesh and blood must do every day—washing and dressing.

——————— Xiaodai playing with water, tossing clothes, and the dividing line tossed by clothes ———————

The bedrooms and bathrooms were cleaned up, and countless torn clothes were repaired. Xiaodai secretly sighed that silent and wandless magic is easy to use, and spells and wands are pure waste of energy.Putting on the black robe on his body (the devil's clothes are really monotonous, Xiao Dai curled his lips), opened the door and went out for dinner.

The salad is refreshing, the steak is tender, the red wine is full-bodied, and the dessert is... eh?Why no dessert?

The devil sips his coffee, glances at the respectful house elf beside him, and says, "Tiramisu."

Elf:"?"

"Don't tell me I won't do it?"

"I will do it, master please wait a moment." Whoosh disappeared.

After enjoying the dessert, he tapped the table with his index finger, propped his chin on the other hand, and stayed in a daze, [It's so delicious, so happy.I want to eat all the delicious food in the world, um, I must, I will search for recipes tomorrow... I will ask what the elves will do later, Chinese food is definitely not available at the moment... Why don't you try it yourself, many people like it kitchen……]

"Alec, what's the matter?" [What are you doing standing by?Tell me if you have something to say, how would I know if you don't tell me. ]

"Master, this is the file to be processed today."

[A lot!Can I change to a normal person?The devil's career will waste a lot of time and energy, and it is still not done well. ]

"Also, the Death Eaters have been waiting at the manor for a day, when will you summon them?"

"One hour. Let them have dinner first."

Xiaodai, the newly appointed Demon King, was depressed. He wasted his time in the bedroom during the day and had to work overtime at night.Working overtime alone is not as good as working overtime together, which drags down the slave elf by the way.

————————— Death Eaters panicked, the dividing line of having dinner at Voldemort Manor—————

The black robe flew up, full of momentum, the demon king arrived, and everyone bowed down.

Sitting in a luxurious high-back chair, Xiao Dai looked down at the group of men in black masks who didn't dare to lift their heads, and wanted to say "Everyone loves you all", but Alec probably didn't know how to cooperate with "If you have something to do, play it early, Retire without incident."

[What era is this, this kind of etiquette is too much.This group of pure-blood wizards should be either noble and elegant, or rebellious, but they were turned into slaves and twisted into perverts by a tasteless NC, what a waste of nature.If you want to change, you must change! ]

"Get up. Are you done with your tasks?" The devil's tone, produced by Big V, has a taste, and Xiaodai likes it a lot.

The Death Eaters who just had dinner after being hungry for a whole day did not dare to be careless, and carefully reported the progress of their work one by one. Xiaodai was still a little interested at first, and the rewards that should be rewarded should be frightened and frightened, and he should be remedied as soon as possible. Assign new tasks.The more I listened, the more boring I became, and I ate a little too much. Although I took a walk in the manor just now, I couldn't help feeling sleepy.

"what--"

[Lao Ka, I'm sorry, I accidentally used Cruciatus, so you just sacrifice it.Otherwise, I'm too weird today, and the eyes of a few people are not quite right.Well, I only know it through habitual instigmatism. I'm actually not very good at observing people's expressions. ] Xiaodai couldn't bear to hear the screams, and immediately added a throat lock.Sure enough, everyone's inner activities stabilized, and Xiaodai finally made it to the end of get out of class.

"All done?"

"Sirius still hasn't caught it, but my subordinates already have news about Potter's friend Peter."

"Bring it back and interrogate it, maybe there will be unexpected gains."

[The duel of fate, in fact, the unlucky devil was fooled by fate. ] Derby glanced at Snape, "Severus, you stay. The others can leave."

"What new information is there from Dumbledore?"

"Everything is as usual." A respectful and flat voice.

"What do you think about Potter?"

"Your subordinates should do their best to help capture Sirius and find Potter's hiding place as soon as possible."

"No need, you should hurry up and study Wolf's Poison."

"Yes."

"Also, help me prepare some digestive potions. Nagini has eaten too much recently." (Xiao Dai, are you sure you can take the pet medicine without any problem?)

"It is said that you and Harry Potter's mother used to be good friends."

"The master's order is above all else."

"Slytherin's friendship is not as cheap as Gryffindor's."

"There is no friendship between Slytherins and Gryffindors."

[Small sample, when I don’t know the plot!Oh, no, one has a secret crush, and the other is just an ordinary acquaintance. ]

"However, this woman is irrelevant to the great cause of the master. Can the master spare her life?"

"Are you pleading for a mudblood? Remember what you said today." (Mudblood? What a big-tailed wolf, Derpy.)

The author has something to say: () belongs to a certain loneliness, [] is Xiaodai's inner activities, {} is snake language in the hp world.

03 shopping event

Ideal life: Sleep until you wake up naturally, count money until your hands cramp.

In fact, money is only happy when it is spent.Xiao Dai, who once accumulated a large amount of wealth in the stock market, has no place to spend money at all. The so-called money is just a string of virtual numbers, not as interesting as a string of candied haws.Like a child who was lured into the trading hall by the stockholder's parents, he just wanted to yell: "This big TV is not good."

Xiaodai, who gave herself a day off, took a late sleep and decided to go shopping in the commercial street.Because not everyone can appreciate the beauty of abstraction, Xiaodai, who is determined to follow the crowd, uses white magic, black magic, potions for humans, potions for pets, ancient runes, and alchemy products, all kinds of things, and after a lot of hard work, he finally adjusts his appearance and appearance to his satisfaction. Body shape, self-pity, very self-satisfied.The only shortcoming is that he can't use slightly stronger magic now, otherwise he will return to his original form immediately. [The law and order in Diagon Alley should be fine, and there will be no problems. ] Having made up his mind, Derpy got into the fireplace and sprinkled a handful of Floo powder.

The famous Leaky Cauldron Bar, the brick wall, the bricks on the trash can count up to three, and then count down to two, look left and right, revealing a small section of magic wand New wand], lightly tapped three times on the wall, the wall cracked, and the scenery suddenly opened up.The bustling crowd, the dazzling array of windows, is the economy still prosperous, and the devil is really as bad as it is written in the book?

I ordered some clothes in Mrs. Malkin's store, dark green and dark blue. Anyway, Xiao Dai didn't want to wear black every day, because it violated the patent of the Potion Master.Then I bought a few recipes at Lihen Bookstore, and the third stop was the pet store.

Xiaodai doesn't like snakes, not to mention that Nagini still has a piece of soul on him, so Xiaodai didn't think about how to deal with it.

It must be fluffy, docile, simple and honest, enthusiastic and warm.Xiaodai has been envious of the owners of those cute cats and dogs for a long time.

Looking at the cages one by one, each one is fine. (Can it be bad? Because Crookshanks is envious of Hermione half to death, you are a fluffy man, you can't be saved.) But, you can't bring them all back to Voldemort's manor, there are still many things that have not been dealt with, and the devil suddenly What should the Death Eaters think of such a hobby.Moreover, one pet is enough, Xiaodai doesn't want to be a eccentric mother.

Xiaodai was confused.

A young man with a good appearance, a good figure and a good package is dallying in the store. Of course, the store owner has to give him a lot of advice.Xiaodai couldn't make up his mind, so he hesitated and said, "They are all very good, but I don't think which one is suitable for me. Is there anything special?"

"You are so lucky. A new Bengal mutant white tiger has arrived today. It has a docile personality, a long growth period, and is especially attached to its owner. It is the best pet for home travel..."

His dark, wet eyes stared at Xiaodai without blinking.Xiaodai immediately thought of Fengda's "Ruyidan", and shouted in his heart [This is what I want, even if his soul is a shameless old phoenix who loves to show off!Of course, it better not be. ]

"I want it. How much?"

"10000 Galleons."

"Huh?" Xiaodai was depressed, because he didn't plan to buy luxury goods, and he didn't bring enough money when he came out of the manor. (The length of candied gourds is actually very different. Xiaodai, you have to respect wealth.)

"Well, do you think this will work? I will pay 1000 as a deposit first, and I will go to Gringotts to withdraw the money immediately. You can keep it for me, and don't let others buy it." Because he was afraid that the shopkeeper would refuse, Xiao Dai didn't even dare to pay the price. Also, I don't care about the consequences of touching Voldemort's vault in the goblin.

"Okay, I hope you don't delay too long." The shopkeeper chuckled, pets need eye contact, otherwise they can't be sold at sky-high prices.

"Well, soon, an hour, no, half an hour."

Withdrawing the money went smoothly, the goblins were not talkative, and Xiaodai didn't care if they thought too much.Xiao Dai vowed to promote credit cards in the wizarding world in the future, and then remembered that he should go to the Muggle Amusement Park to ride the roller coaster when he was free. What he missed most was Xiao Bai, not to be snatched away by others in the short time he was away.

The so-called Murphy's law is that your worst fears will definitely come true, no matter how small the original probability is.Moreover, although the core is Xiaodai, the demon king's shell is really famous for being unlucky.

———————— Murphy’s Law & Unlucky Demon King’s dividing line—————————

Back at the pet store, Xiaodai was surprised to see Xiaobai, whom he was thinking of so much, being hugged by someone else.The boss quickly said to the man: "This is the gentleman who put down the deposit." Then he said to Xiao Dai: "These two are Miss Stanton and Mr. Stanton, and they also like this little tiger very much. So, please The three discuss the ownership right." The voice became smaller and smaller until it was almost inaudible, but to Xiao Dai's ears, it was like the drumbeat of battle and the horn of charge. I have never seen such a dishonest business [For Xiaobai, Burn it, little universe! ].If he really had the courage to show his snake face in public and compete with a lady for a pet.

"But, didn't I agree with you before I left? Xiaobai must buy it. Why do you show him to others? It's less than half an hour. Could it be that your credit can't even last for such a short time?" Persevere?" Depressed Xiaodai, whose force value was suppressed to the end, had no choice but to show the most aggrieved expression, and looked at the boss expectantly with the eyes that Xiaobai had looked at him before.

"Well, because I thought you would come back soon, I didn't move the cage back. But when Miss Stanton came in, she immediately took a fancy to this little tiger, and she really, really likes it. I have already told them that you are going to I paid a deposit, so I waited for your return."

Speaking of this, the shopkeeper had no chance of helping, so Xiaodai had no choice but to declare his rights clearly: "Miss Stanton, I'm sorry, I like this little white tiger in your arms very much, I have already bought him, and I have given it to you He has a good name. So, would you please return him to me?"

"Buy him? We've already handed over 12000 Galleons to the shopkeeper. How much did you pay? Don't slap your face and pretend to be fat. You won't even have money for food when you go back. Get back your bad deposit as soon as possible, and don't make trouble here. As for the name , could it be what you said Xiaobai, with such an idiot name, just pick a white cat and white dog, it is worthy of the king of beasts." That Mr. Stanton spoke plausibly, and the boss followed suit : "You'd better pick another one, the store will give it to you for free, and it will be used as compensation for your loss." While following the trend, there was still a bag containing 1000 galleons.

Xiaodai was angry, thinking about the feasibility of playing the big V banner, or apparating immediately after snatching Xiaobai, when he suddenly saw a figure outside the door.

"Severus!"

Snape was suddenly caught by a young man he didn't know calling his name, and just as he pulled out his wand, he heard the other party whisper in his ear: "Do me a favor, and I'll help you convince Voldemort not to kill Lily."

Snape froze. Although he didn't know the identity of the other party, it was hard to refuse the person who could say this and called the devil's name directly, so he had to follow the other party into the pet shop stiffly.

Xiao Dai smiled at the people next to him again, "Lucius, you can come along too. I owe you a favor." [Those two people's families are either rich or expensive, and Malfoy is more reliable. ]

Sure enough, the Stantons and Malfoy knew each other.Xiaodai explained the whole story, and finally handed over another 9000 Galleons, and took back his Xiaobai.

The author has something to say: Messages are the driving force for updates!

04 beauty confused

Even though he was depressed and wasted a lot of time, Xiaodai hugged Xiaobai and felt that everything was worth it.As for the owner of the pet shop and the two Stantons, Xiaodai upholds the principle of revenge for a gentleman, ten years is not too late, and when he is no longer the devil king, there is always a chance for revenge.The current problem is that the two rescuers can't just throw them away after they are used up, and they have to explain their identities.

The 22-year-old potion master who has not experienced vicissitudes of life is far less terrifying than the snake king ten years later in the book, but in his fiery eyes (hot? What kind of eyes are you, Xiao Der?), Xiao Der still can't stand it. , I could only nod to him and said, "I promise to do what I promise you."The child was warm and kind, and later he became reckless and arrogant because the person who taught him was not good, but in fact he was very good. ]

Snape didn't ask any more questions, saying that he was going to get potion ingredients, and left directly.

Facing Lucius alone, Xiaodai couldn't pretend to be familiar anymore, and said in a friendly voice, "Mr. Malfoy, I'm sorry to waste your time. If you have something to do, please feel free to leave me alone." .”

"I've finished my work, and I happened to meet Severus, so I'm free now."

[Really, why do I have the impression that a lot of things were assigned to you yesterday? ]

"You know Sif well, he's always busy, so don't blame him for being rude and forgetting to introduce us."

[He doesn't know me at all, okay, can't you just say what Miss Lu wants to ask, is it tiring to talk like this? ]

(Don’t complain, Xiaodai, Lucius just now knew that you are very common, and you have changed a lot of aristocratic accents, and he is already taking care of you. Okay, okay, I admit that I can’t write.)

"I'm being rude. I haven't introduced myself yet. My name is Xiaodai. It's an honor to meet you."

"Little fool?"

"Denny Crane. (accent, pause) My friends call me Derpy, so I'm more used to that name." It was too late for the beauty to introduce herself.Although I used to watch BL day and night, Lonely, why did you ask me to use the name of this old man with mad cow disease? ]

(Actually, you can just tell him your surname is You, but surnames like You, Hu (Who), MissHe, etc. are quite confusing to people who only use English and don’t know Chinese names.)

"Then Mr. Crane,"

Xiaodai shuddered, "You should call me Xiaodai."

"Okay, Xiaodai, you can also call me Lucius. Nice to meet you. Do you have anything else to do now? (Xiaodai shakes his head) The weather is so nice, why don't we find a place to sit down and rest for a while .”

[You heard what I said to Sif, you are wondering what the relationship between me and the devil is, don't you know that curiosity will kill the cat?Don't pretend, I can see the fire of gossip in the depths of your eyes without the need for Remembrance.No, I can't go to the bar, I'd better lead the way to eat ice cream. ]

Xiao Dai and Lu Meiren sat down opposite each other, tasted delicious ice cream, and had a tentative confrontation.Xiaobai lay on Xiaodai's lap, staring at the food, but unfortunately the master didn't care about him.

(Xiaodai, isn’t your disguise magic also resistant to alcohol? Xiaodai nodded. What about the caffeine? Xiaodai was dumbfounded, looking at the coffee-flavored ice cream he was eating)

"Sorry, I'm in a hurry. Nice to meet you, we'll talk another day."

Before the words finished, Xiao Dai had already apparated with Xiao Bai in his arms.

05 Halloween

Derpy made various reforms to the Death Eater gathering.

The most helpless one is that the Demon King himself put on a mask, because of the disguise magic + coffee ice cream + holding Xiaobai's phantom, an unknown magical reaction occurred, and the result was that the always unlucky Demon King was allergic to the shell.Although the Death Eaters didn't dare to look up, Derby still didn't have the courage to stand in front of the stage with a snake face covered in red envelopes.

The most democratic and hygienic one is to abolish kneeling and kissing the corner of the robe. The reason is that what the devil needs are followers who have brains and dare to think and do things, not timid and spineless slaves.Xiaodai accused the Death Eaters of being unfavorable in completing their work recently, lacking the spirit of independent innovation, and determined to take the lead to encourage everyone. "I treat you as a national scholar, and you should also repay me as a national scholar."

The most far-reaching one is that the mark of the Death Eater is hidden. Except for the devil himself, no one else can identify it without very advanced and difficult magic. "I know your loyalty in my heart, and you also understand how much I value you, so you don't need to put it on the surface." In fact, what Xiaodai thought in his heart was that this tattoo was ugly and stupid, and it was completely unworthy of beauties with different styles.

But the most democratic reforms have to be carried out by violence, and Derpy's Insanity and Cruciatus are both used with perfect proficiency.The Dark Lord has always used terror to rule his subordinates. Before he really changed his concept and found a new cohesion, Xiaodai dared not completely subvert it.But the killing of innocents has been completely banned, under the pretext that it is necessary to save energy for the great war and not push more people to the enemy.In fact, what Xiaodai is waiting for is just an opportunity, not only to defeat others without fighting, but also to completely prohibit the meaningless killing of each other among wizards.

The devil's reforms can't stop the wheel of history, the gears of fate, Peter's arrest, the news of Govic Valley, and the flipped calendar are all pushing Xiaodai to a day-Halloween, the night of the Dark Lord's failure .

Sacrificing the few for the highest benefit and the well-being of the many is tyranny and hypocrisy in Xiaodai's view.

Everyone is unique, how can human life be like rational numbers on the number line, the one on the left must be smaller than the one on the right?Sacrifice, if necessary, can only be voluntary dedication, or voluntary exchange for benefits, or, when you set foot on the battlefield, it already means becoming a soldier, no longer a protected ordinary person (Note 1).If, deceived, consult your own leaders, do not blame me, the enemy.

Ultrain/Wizard Dumb changed some information of the Muggle government’s intelligence agencies, so a residence at a specific coordinate in the Gowerk Valley became a secret base for Soviet agents who stole top-secret information from the UK, some of which were just able to resist the expulsion of Muggles Curse's high-tech gadgets have been added to the equipment of the Halloween special operations team, and the synthetic materials used in the new weapons will not be changed by the common polymorph... All are Muggle methods. In October 2009, a person secretly manipulated and erased all traces.

Rita Skeeter, captured by the Death Eaters, was on secret standby on the night of October 10st.Little did he know that his master was also waiting for news from Muggles.

At 10 PM, the Demon Lord summoned Snape, "Let Lily leave Gorwick's Hollow by midnight, by whatever means."

Muggle hours of action - 11:30PM.

The position of the double agent itself is not important, the key is who on both sides knows his true position and thinks the other party knows or not.

Your betrayal first, my use later, dear professor, don't blame me.

The best way to stop the civil war is to establish a strong external enemy, and then, as long as one party expresses its attitude to work together to resist external humiliation, the other party will have to take over the olive branch.

The "Daily Prophet" on November 11 had a total of three news items: The Order of the Phoenix was hit hard by Muggles, the Dark Duke participated in the rescue regardless of previous suspicions, and the two greatest wizards of our time shook hands to make peace.

Note 1: In the law of nature, individuals of the same species must not kill each other when the other party renounces force.

The author has something to say: In his position, seek his own government.In fact, classmate Xiao Dai neither thinks that he is a Muggle or a wizard, but just took over the devil's unlucky shell, and he must continue to be responsible for the devil's career.There will be no war, just a political instrument.The only one that Xiaodai is willing to sacrifice occasionally when necessary is the Order of the Phoenix.

07 Fanwai Hongchen

"How is that apprentice of yours?"

"Which apprentice?"

"The one you named You Xiaodai."

"Oh, it's good, I'm practicing in the mortal world."

"Do you know what it is?"

"I don't know. Do you have news?"

"The Buddha knows everything in the sky, and it is a great danger to calculate this thing."

"What is this thing?! That is my apprentice, innocent, kind, loving life, and aspiring young man."

"I don't have time to argue with you. Let's put it bluntly. The Buddha said that it is an alien creature. It is still a juvenile body. It will be terrible when it grows up. I am afraid it will destroy the world."

"You said he was going to destroy the earth?"

"What the earth, its goal is the sun. The energy of a star is probably enough for it to grow to adulthood, and then it has the opportunity to fly to other galaxies to find its kind."

"Oh."

"You just say 'oh'?"

"Otherwise, so what? You can destroy him, convert him, and persuade him not to grow up, not to eat the sun."

"No. Do you have a way?"

"Well. If he doesn't understand the life on earth and their feelings, he will naturally not give up his own life for these things that are not even ants to him. But, I feel it, I understand it, and I like it He can no longer abandon these mortal lives. Falling in love with the life here, falling in love with this world, no matter what he is biologically, he is only a human being in his soul. Will there be someone who wants to destroy all human beings?"

"Yes, Dark Lord."

"A Dark Lord who is not crazy and not NC will not destroy all mankind."

"But how do you know he won't turn into a crazy, N.C. Dark Lord?"

"My apprentice, of course I know."

"Dumbledore also taught Voldemort."

"You compare Dumbledore with me? It's not too much to curse, you are the most black-mouthed monk in the world!"

Performing martial arts, Taoist priests paid a lot of money, and finally painted the monk's mouth black.

"If you don't believe me, just try him. In fact, that child is completely white. What he misses all day long is to have a pet named Xiaobai."

The author has something to say: Xiaodai: Master, you must have named me Xiaodai on purpose, and trained me in the direction of the Little White Virgin.I don't want Xiaobai, I don't want the Virgin.

Lonely: You don't want Xiaobai, then I'll give it away.

Xiaodai: Give me back Xiaobai, I want to change his name to Gryffindor, and he will be ravaged every day.

Lonely: You have to change it. It is estimated that there will be countless pets named Slytherin in Gryffindor College.

Xiaodai: No one can beat my Xiaobai.

Lonely: Saying it out becomes a Gryffindor defeating a group of Slytherins.

Xiaodai: Oh, it’s still not changed.

Lonely: Xiaodai, in fact, you are quite white, I will find you a CP of the Virgin later.

Xiaodai: Aren’t you writing about Tanmei?

lonely:……

Demon King Bensen

Good looks are definitely very important political capital.Xiao Dai, who can't stand the NC route, has to return from the abstract to the classic as his first task before meeting the public.

Regarding how to deal with the main soul and Horcrux, Xiaodai referred to some genius ideas among the fans, and the favorite is to make a cute doll. Just let him do a lap dance to relieve his depression.

After returning to Voldemort's manor, Derpy set up a door-locking spell, a soundproofing spell, and a defensive spell in the bedroom, and finally pulled out Voldemort's main soul from the special isolation area in his brain.

"Who are you? Why are you in my bedroom?" The main soul, who threw several Avadas and Cruciatus but could not see any effect, found that the Flying Curse did not recall the wand, and finally asked the other party.

"Have you not looked in the mirror for a long time, and you haven't recognized such a distinctive face?" [It's really violent, how can I talk to you well? ]

"You, this is impossible! You stole my body! How did you do it? Give it back to me quickly! I will kill you, torture you with ten torture methods, and..."

[Please, knowing that it is your body, are you willing to be tortured?However, it is absolutely impossible for me to return it to you. ]

"The world is so beautiful, but you are so irritable, okay?"

"What? @#%*—% (several words that need to be blocked)"

"It seems that you need to go through more things, and you become more mature and sensible before you can calm down and chat with me."

Derpy copied Voldemort's Halloween Waterloo to him, and gave him a month's trip to the Albanian forest, and a mouse feast.After Voldemort's fast-forwarding is over, let his consciousness return to reality.

"My loyal servant, I am very pleased that you have gone through all kinds of hardships to find me, and I will give you... eh? Why are you again? @#%*—%"

[Well, it seems like a month is a bit short. ]

One year.

Two years.

Three years.

Four years.

[It turns out that fate is really irresistible, even if it is just an illusory feeling, you still have to live for ten years before you are willing to leave the forest. ]

People with great perseverance may achieve great things, but the hardships during this period may far exceed those of Jiujiu81.

"Who the hell are you? Was I really at Hogwarts just now? Is that Philosopher's Stone real?"

"Sorry, I don't want to hurt you, but I can't deceive you. Even in the original history, the Sorcerer's Stone is fake. As you know, Dumbledore is good at setting traps."

"And Prophecy and Potter?"

"You've seen it all in Gorvic Valley, right? The anti-apparition barrier, a large number of members of the Order of the Phoenix, and Dumbledore who went to battle in person. If the so-called destiny is destined to come true, it will not be due to your efforts. And change, if it's not real, why bother with it."

"who are you?"

"Merlin"

"impossible!"

"...contemporaries. You can call me Xiaodai."

"Liar. Your name is not in history."

"It's true, we belong to different systems. East and West, you know.