Cannon fodder counterattack standard

Shen Han, whose meridian has been cut off, has a very bad complexion now. He doesn't understand what the so-called bigu is now. Although he has read several novels of this kind, it is different when he really enters this similar world.

Lin Zhizui in front of him asked with a face of paralysis and coldness: "You look bad."

Shen Han wanted to say that he wanted to pee, by the way, what should I say in this world, go to the toilet?Urinate?

Modern people are really not used to anything in this ancient world, Shen Han thought, forget it, whatever, "I want to relieve myself now, may I ask..."

Shen Han prolonged his voice on purpose, meaning I want to pee, please help me, Lin Zhizui also 100% understood what Shen Han meant, so Shen Han hadn't reacted yet, after a while, he Was carried into the woods.

Then, Lin Zhizui hugged him with one hand, took off Shen Han's pants with the other hand, and then took the posture of urinating on the child, Lin Zhizui said: "Piss!"

In other words, although Shen Han has experienced a lot of things, this is the first time in five lifetimes that this big man was urinated by others, and the most important thing is that he can't urinate!

After a minute or so passed, Lin Zhizui said, "You said you wanted to urinate."

That means, when you said you wanted to pee, I carried you out, took off your pants, and you stopped peeing before the battle, what do you mean?

However, Shen Han's meridians are all destroyed now, and he is basically a useless person, so he said honestly: "Wait a minute."

After finishing speaking, Shen Han tried his best to relax himself, and once he relaxed, the desire to urinate immediately came up again. With the sound of water, Shen Han solved the first problem he encountered after coming to this world.

Then, Lin Zhizui still carried Shen Han on his shoulders, helped him put on his pants, and carried him back to the bed again.

The current Shen Han doesn't seem to be able to perceive external objects very well because of the rupture of his meridians. Even if he touches something, it seems that the tactile sensation cannot be conveyed to the brain. This feeling is very bad, as if his hands and feet are all It doesn't belong to me anymore.

Back in the hut again, Shen Han stared at the roof and remained silent for a long time, because he was thinking about where his lover was in this world, and he believed that the lover who had a strange possessive desire would definitely follow.

But in any case, he had to recover first, because he couldn't feel anything in his hands and feet, so even if his lover appeared, he might not recognize it.

Shen Han suddenly remembered being held by Lin Zhizui to pee just now, and his face, which hadn't been red for a long time, turned out to be a little hot.

If Lin Zhizui was his lover, Shen Han sighed softly, then the world would be awkward.

Forget it, it's useless to think too much, Shen Han tried to use the methods of this world to look at his physical condition.

Looking back at the original owner's memory again, Shen Han used his method to look inside, and sure enough, the meridians were broken in a mess, it was really difficult to repair, but the others were pretty good.

Shen Han doesn't care too much about color blindness, because black and white movies also seem to have a special flavor.

Lin Zhizui went out, as if he was practicing. Occasionally, Shen Han could still hear rustling in the woods. It should be that Lin Zhizui moved a branch or something.

Bored and unable to move, Shen Han was thinking about how to get the Chongming Furnace, just as he was thinking, Lin Zhizui came in with some fruits in his hand.

Putting the fruit on the bedside, Lin Zhizui said, "Eat."

Shen Han: ...

"Why don't you eat it? Don't hamsters like fruit very much?"

Shen Han said helplessly: "I can't move my hands, you feed me."

Lin Zhizui's indifferent face froze for a moment, "Oh, I forgot."

After finishing speaking, Lin Zhizui picked up a fruit and put it on Shen Han's lips, cherishing the words like gold, "Eat."

Shen Han was speechless, no matter how he gave him a cushion, let him sit up and eat, it would be difficult to swallow while lying down like this.

"Please give me a cushion, I will sit up and eat."

Lin Zhizui nodded, put the other quilt on the bed behind Shen Han, and then stretched out his big hand holding the fruit, still cherishing the words like gold, "Eat."

Shen Han raised his head, Lin Zhizui looked indifferent, he didn't seem to feel embarrassed, and although he looked cold and always spoke coldly, this person was really not bad. In this life, after accidentally injuring Shen Han, he seems to have made a plan to take responsibility to the end.

In the world of black and white, Shen Han saw that there seemed to be some other emotion in Lin Zhi's intoxicated pupils, but it just disappeared in a flash, and Shen Han didn't have time to catch it.

Without thinking too much, Shen Han opened his mouth and bit the fruit on his lips.

The taste of the fruit is very good, fresh and juicy, but Shen Han can't tell the name of the fruit, maybe there is no such thing in the modern world, Shen Han thought to himself.

Take another bite with Lin Zhizui's hand, um, it's really delicious.

Looking at Shen Han's appearance, Lin Zhizui felt a little softness in his heart. He turned the fruit in his hand so that he could eat the rest.

Shen Han also cooperated very well, following Lin Zhizui, turning the fruit and biting the flesh.

After eating a piece of fruit, Shen Han actually felt somewhat satisfied. Before eating a piece of fruit, he didn't feel this kind of happiness. Is it because hamsters like to eat fruit?

Lin Zhizui took another fruit. This fruit was very small, about the size of a jujube. In Shen Han's eyes, it was not so dark and black, but he guessed that the fruit should actually be red. Shen Han seems to be that kind of not deep black.

Opening his mouth, Lin Zhizui put the fruit directly into his mouth, Shen Han bit it without hesitation, but suddenly, the juice in the fruit sprayed out, and a lot of it sprayed onto Lin Zhizui face.

Shen Han: ...

"Sorry, I didn't mean it." Shen Han said.

Lin Zhizui licked the juice on his face, and then squeezed a trick, the juice on his face disappeared. Shen Han guessed it was something like a cleansing formula. There seemed to be such a plot in the novels he had read before. However, it was still a little awkward.

"It doesn't matter. This fruit is called Burstberry. This happens often. I didn't hide it well."

Inexplicably, Shen Han wanted to laugh a little bit, firstly, the situation just now was really funny, and secondly, Lin Zhizui seemed really interesting.

The corners of his mouth hooked up uncontrollably, Shen Han was still chewing on that bursting berry while smiling.

"Spit out the core." Lin Zhizui put his fair hand on Shen Han's lips and said expressionlessly.

"Swallowed."

This time Lin Zhizui's dark pupils finally felt a little strange, and the moment of incomprehension really pleased Shen Han.

"I lied to you." After finishing speaking, Shen Han spat the core into Lin Zhizui's hand, and Shen Han who had only eaten two fruits was actually full. This is really a hamster's stomach, Shen Han thought to himself.

Lin Zhizui had already picked up the third fruit and put it to Shen Han's lips. Shen Han looked at the fruit and then at Lin Zhizui and said, "I'm full."

Lin Zhizui didn't force it either. He put the fruit aside and went out. He came back almost two hours later. When he came back, he held a big vat in his arms.

Shen Han looked at the handsome man in black and black hair, and then at the big vat, but couldn't find his own language for a long time.

Lin Zhizui said very flatly: "You need to take a bath, my body purification technique can't help others."

So he got himself a tank?Isn't the ancient bathing supplies a wooden barrel?

Looking at the big tank, Shen Han said, "It's okay not to take a bath for a day or two."

"No, you need a hot bath to invigorate your blood."

Shen Han: ...

Shen Han started to speak swear words in his mind, what the hell, is Lin Zhizui going to wash him?

"It's okay, you help me get the Chongming Furnace, and I'll get better in a few days."

"Chongming Furnace?"

"Yes, it can wash the marrow and cut the tendons, so that my meridians can grow back within a few days."

Lin Zhizui frowned slightly, and asked, "I haven't heard of it?"

"I just heard about it too, and I heard that there are three people with the Chongming Furnace, ready to kill you and take away your inner alchemy. Come here and kill them, take their Chongming Stove, and I will be able to recover."

"Okay." Lin Zhizui answered quickly, but then said in a blink of an eye, "Before you get the Chongming Furnace, you take a bath in it, and I'll boil water for you."

After talking about Lin Zhizui, he went out without leaving any room for Shen Han. The most important thing is that Shen Han wanted to go to the toilet again, and he obviously didn't drink any water. This was really embarrassing.

This time travel was more exciting every time, Shen Han silently endured the desire to urinate in his heart.

Half an hour later, the warm water in the tank was finally filled, Lin Zhizui said, "I'll help you undress."

"I want to urinate first."

"Oh."

Lin Zhizui didn't seem to be embarrassed at all, or maybe he didn't know what embarrassment was at all, picked up Shen Han and went out again, not far away, facing a big tree, Lin Zhizui carried Shen Han on the ground again On his shoulders, he took off his pants, put them down, and made a gesture of urinating for Shen Han.

"Urine."

Shen Han: ...

Sighing almost invisibly, Shen Han felt that this old face should not be in this world at all, really, there is no place to put it if it is wanted.

After urinating, Lin Zhizui didn't put on pants for Shen Han, but carried him back to the room. After putting him on the bed, Lin Zhizui tried the temperature of the water, "It's ok."

Then Shen Han was stripped naked and put into the vat. Shen Han closed his eyes, treating himself as a corpse, while Lin Zhizui held his arms and scrubbed him. Even in a certain secret place, Lin Zhizui Also give it a good wash.

After Shen Han felt that he was almost done washing, he opened his eyes, but when he opened his eyes, he was also shocked. The person with picturesque features reflected on the water surface was himself?

It’s not right to say that his eyebrows are picturesque. This person’s eyes look like lacquer, his nose is small, his mouth is also small, his face is very white, and the most important thing is that his face is round and fleshy. It looks like a dumpling. It's true that it's cute, but when it matches Shen Han's own personality, it makes him very depressed.

"After washing, I will carry you out."

Shen Han thinks there is a very good word, which is life without love.

However, when Shen Han was carried out, he happened to see Lin Zhizui's ears. Those white and translucent ears were indeed very beautiful, but what happened to the gray color protruding from the tip of the ears?

Shen Han is really going to swear, does Lin Zhizui have red ears?He must be thinking something dirty!asshole!