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Chapter 24 Fatty's Counterattack
"My name is Hua Sheng. I'm Jiang Xuwen's boyfriend. We've been together since high school." Hua Sheng said.
Shen Han was called out by his classmates, saying that someone downstairs was looking for him, and now they were both standing by a flower bed, and at this moment Shen Han sat down by the flower bed, and said with great interest: "Oh? Together?"
Hua Sheng was born very thin, his face was also very white, and he had a kind of morbid aesthetic feeling. People like Jiang Xuwen should like to protect Hua Sheng's weak type very much.
Thinking about it this way, Shen Han wanted to laugh again, the original owner Shen Han was also weak, he was just fat, and his personality was basically similar to Hua Sheng, so why did the original owner like Hua Sheng but not Shen Han?Is it because the original owner is fat and ugly?
How ridiculous, is this the protagonist of this world?
If you think about it carefully, what are the advantages of Jiang Xuwen besides being handsome?
It's ridiculous, and the golden jade can probably accurately interpret a person like Jiang Xuwen.
"Yes, we have been together since high school." Hua Sheng said.
"Then why don't you care about your boyfriend? What's the point of confessing to a fat man when you're okay? You said that seduction is just a temptation? Sorry, I also said that your boyfriend keeps pestering you." Shen Han talked too much, because he I really can't understand people like Hua Sheng.
In fact, if it was him, when he received Shen Han's email for the first time, he would break up with Jiang Xuwen decisively. I didn't expect this person to pretend that he didn't see it the first time, and it was really impossible to pretend that he didn't see it the second time. , so I showed up.
"I asked him, and he said that his confession was just a bet with his friends, it was just a joke. But why did you lose weight and organize a dance party just to attract him?" Hua Sheng didn't really have any confidence, and his own tone didn't count. How tough, but no matter how soft his tone is, it can't stop the fact that what he said is unreasonable.
"I lose weight and hold a dance party. It has nothing to do with Jiang Xuwen, it's because I want to." Shen Han began to get impatient, and he found that he really didn't like flirting, which was boring.
People say that you can't wake up a person who is pretending to be asleep. This Hua Sheng has pretended to be a sleeping beauty.
"But didn't you lose weight after Jiang Xuwen confessed his love?" Hua Sheng seemed to want to say something, but Shen Han had completely lost his patience.
"Sorry, please find your own boyfriend if you have anything to do. Next time you dare to come to me like this, don't blame me for being rude."
Shen Han was really annoyed. He originally thought that Hua Sheng was a good person, because after he knew about the bet, he asked Jiang Xuwen to apologize to the original owner. Although Jiang Xuwen didn't go, at least Hua Sheng knew right from wrong, and at least knew how to play tricks. Other people's feelings are wrong.
Now it seems that Hua Sheng's standard of right and wrong is probably whether Jiang Xuwen wants him after the fact. As long as Jiang Xuwen doesn't break up, he can probably forgive Jiang Xuwen for all his mistakes.
In a word: cheap.
Now Shen Han doesn't want the two of them to break up, and wants them to last forever, and never break up, so as not to harm others.
As soon as Shen Han turned around, he was pulled back by Hua Sheng.
Shen Han had practiced Sanda in the last world, and in this world, he had practiced for such a long time, and he was much more dexterous, so the moment Hua Sheng grabbed his hand, Shen Han flipped his wrist, and then held it back. Hua Sheng's wrist, turned around, and he held Hua Sheng.
Hua Sheng didn't expect Shen Han to be so powerful at all, so when he spoke again, his voice sounded like weeping.
"Shen Han, can you let Jiang Xuwen and me go, we really can't be separated. I love him so much, I can give anything for him."
Shen Han flicked Hua Sheng's arm, allowing him to regain his freedom, and clapped his hands, Shen Han said: "You can give as much as you want, but don't think that Jiang Xuwen is so good, no matter how good he is, I don't like him."
This time after Shen Han finished speaking, he really turned around and left, but what he didn't expect was that Jiang Xuwen had come since the moment Hua Sheng held his hand, but he was not easy to appear, so he stood quietly Behind a big tree not far away.
Jiang Xuwen saw Hua Sheng's aggrieved appearance, and saw Shen Han's appearance of controlling Hua Sheng with a quick turn. The key point was that he heard Shen Han's last words.
Those words made him very upset, he was a school girl, Shen Han, a fat man, didn't even feel a little bit moved, so when he confessed his love, why did he get dizzy?
After Shen Han left, Jiang Xuwen also put away his thoughts, walked in front of Hua Sheng, wiped his overflowing eyes, gently hugged him into his arms, and coaxed him in a low voice.
And Shen Han was a little depressed, the original plan was disrupted by Hua Sheng, especially he thought that Hua Sheng was worth cherishing, so that Jiang Xuwen could lose him, but unfortunately, it wasn't that he was worth cherishing, it was him who cherished Jiang Xuwen and cherished him crazy.
Shen Han really can't understand a person like Hua Sheng, if he is the only one who is giving and blindly forbearing, then is this kind of love meaningful?
Shen Han remembers someone saying that people are slavish, that's why so many women who have been domestically abused choose to forgive immediately after the men apologize.
However, no matter how many people in the world would choose to forgive, Shen Han would never forgive.
He will never take a step back from the standpoint of love. He has always believed that evenly matched love is the best love.
Even if one is strong and the other is weak, both of them respect each other, so what is the meaning of the love between Jiang Xuwen and Hua Sheng?
After Lu Zhixiu came back, he saw Shen Han lying on the bed alone and meditating, so he brought the food in front of him, and Lu Zhixiu asked, "Why?"
Shen Han turned over and sat up, took the food and started to eat.
During this period of time, Lu Zhixiu actually helped him buy food and vegetables, because Lu Zhixiu said that he was afraid that he would eat too many calories and easily gain weight again, so he went to buy vegetables for Shen Han strictly according to the calories he should consume in a day.
Taking a bite of the vinegary cabbage, Shen Han said, "I want a way to make money."
"Are you short of money?"
"It's not that I'm missing, but my family is missing."
It's not that Shen Han is lying. In Shen Han's world, his parents are still alive and occasionally contacted.
In the beginning, Shen Han was still a little awkward, because his own family was incomplete, and the previous world was not good, so when he met his parents in this world, it was difficult for him to adapt for a while.
Shen Han's father's name is Shen Conglin, and his mother's name is Jiang Lanzhi. Both of them are farmers. During the off-season, his father Shen Conglin will go to work on the construction site, and sometimes he will work with the decoration team as a plasterer.
Shen Han also has an older brother named Shen Qing, who has a good relationship with Shen Han, and he is getting married recently.
When my parents called Shen Han last time, they just casually said a few words, saying that my brother wanted to buy a house, and he had about 4 yuan in his hand. It was only [-] yuan in total, and Shen Han had to save some for tuition and living expenses, so they couldn't help Shen Qing much, and the two felt a little guilty.
Shen Han himself was still a college student, so he hadn't thought about these things, especially since he wasn't used to having loving parents and a friendly brother.
When he knew that their feelings were true, Shen Han wanted to get some money to help Shen Qing.
In the end, Shen Qing called him himself, telling him to study hard and not worry about anything, and finally gave him 2000 yuan.
Seeing the extra 2000 yuan in the card, Shen Han was a little dazed, and even returned to the dormitory with a burning face.
He discovered that family harmony is this kind of feeling, which can make people light-hearted, but also very at ease, because knowing that no matter what happens outside, you have a strong backing, even if that backing may be poor, may be down and out, but it is still indestructible Standing like a rock.
"How much is missing, can I lend you?" Lu Zhixiu asked.
"Okay, then you lend it to me first, and I will definitely return it to you within three months."
"Row."
Shen Han is not hypocritical, because his brother's house can't wait, and he will get married in three months, and even if he bought a house, he still needs to decorate it before getting married.
Lu Zhixiu didn't say he wouldn't let him pay it back, he knew Shen Han's pride, and he also knew that he hated the weak, so if he could open his mouth and agree to lend him money, he already regarded him as one of his own.
Shen Han first gave the money to his parents, telling them not to tell his brother, at least let Shen Qing get married with peace of mind.
Shen Conglin and Jiang Lanzhi asked several times, and Shen Han said that he earned the money by working part-time, and told them that he would not need to pay him living expenses in the future, and it was easy for him to earn money.
The parents finally agreed, after all, Shen Qing really needed money, and the house was also really needed.
It's just that the two discussed it and decided that after Shen Qing got married, they would go to see Shen Han. They were also worried that Shen Han would go some crooked ways, which is why they had so much money.
Shen Han thought about it, and decided to use his expertise to draw manga, and he believed that with his own ability, he would definitely be able to explode in three months.
But before that, he wanted to ask Lu Zhixiu if he was willing to cooperate with him.
"I want to draw manga, Zhixiu, would you like to write a script for me?"
"Do you want to draw comics?" Lu Zhixiu always thought that Shen Han was just playing around, but he didn't expect that he really wanted to draw, and Shen Han's ability to ask him this made him feel warm in an instant.
"okay."
Shen Han smiled, "When the time comes, the income will be divided equally, and I will give you all the novel covers, character designs, and small theaters for free, how about it?"
Lu Zhixiu nodded, and Shen Han continued, "I've read your "The General's Little Lover"."
Lu Zhixiu was startled, and the tips of his ears turned red immediately, "Where did you see that?"
"I cracked the background program of Jinjiang, and I will show you after unlocking it."
Lu Zhixiu looked at Shen Han speechlessly, Shen Han smiled slightly, hooked his fingers and said to him, "Give me a kiss, and I'll tell you how I feel."
Lu Zhixiu put down his meal, his ears turned red, "I'm done eating, you...you continue to eat."
Shen Han laughed out loud, the article by Lu Zhixiu was indeed his earliest article, the key article had no plot from the beginning to the end, it was all action.
That's right, it was a small yellow article.
After the key article, all his articles are dramas with a big structure and a big background. This black history is a bit too dark.
Shen Han turned on the computer and laughed when he saw the first sentence.
"Lu Zhixiu opened XX's legs and looked at XX's lower body, very excited..."
"Pfft!" Laughing, the current Jinjiang Great God actually used his own name for the protagonist name of the first article, hahaha...
Look at the following, ouch, Shen Han laughed again.
Shen Han was called out by his classmates, saying that someone downstairs was looking for him, and now they were both standing by a flower bed, and at this moment Shen Han sat down by the flower bed, and said with great interest: "Oh? Together?"
Hua Sheng was born very thin, his face was also very white, and he had a kind of morbid aesthetic feeling. People like Jiang Xuwen should like to protect Hua Sheng's weak type very much.
Thinking about it this way, Shen Han wanted to laugh again, the original owner Shen Han was also weak, he was just fat, and his personality was basically similar to Hua Sheng, so why did the original owner like Hua Sheng but not Shen Han?Is it because the original owner is fat and ugly?
How ridiculous, is this the protagonist of this world?
If you think about it carefully, what are the advantages of Jiang Xuwen besides being handsome?
It's ridiculous, and the golden jade can probably accurately interpret a person like Jiang Xuwen.
"Yes, we have been together since high school." Hua Sheng said.
"Then why don't you care about your boyfriend? What's the point of confessing to a fat man when you're okay? You said that seduction is just a temptation? Sorry, I also said that your boyfriend keeps pestering you." Shen Han talked too much, because he I really can't understand people like Hua Sheng.
In fact, if it was him, when he received Shen Han's email for the first time, he would break up with Jiang Xuwen decisively. I didn't expect this person to pretend that he didn't see it the first time, and it was really impossible to pretend that he didn't see it the second time. , so I showed up.
"I asked him, and he said that his confession was just a bet with his friends, it was just a joke. But why did you lose weight and organize a dance party just to attract him?" Hua Sheng didn't really have any confidence, and his own tone didn't count. How tough, but no matter how soft his tone is, it can't stop the fact that what he said is unreasonable.
"I lose weight and hold a dance party. It has nothing to do with Jiang Xuwen, it's because I want to." Shen Han began to get impatient, and he found that he really didn't like flirting, which was boring.
People say that you can't wake up a person who is pretending to be asleep. This Hua Sheng has pretended to be a sleeping beauty.
"But didn't you lose weight after Jiang Xuwen confessed his love?" Hua Sheng seemed to want to say something, but Shen Han had completely lost his patience.
"Sorry, please find your own boyfriend if you have anything to do. Next time you dare to come to me like this, don't blame me for being rude."
Shen Han was really annoyed. He originally thought that Hua Sheng was a good person, because after he knew about the bet, he asked Jiang Xuwen to apologize to the original owner. Although Jiang Xuwen didn't go, at least Hua Sheng knew right from wrong, and at least knew how to play tricks. Other people's feelings are wrong.
Now it seems that Hua Sheng's standard of right and wrong is probably whether Jiang Xuwen wants him after the fact. As long as Jiang Xuwen doesn't break up, he can probably forgive Jiang Xuwen for all his mistakes.
In a word: cheap.
Now Shen Han doesn't want the two of them to break up, and wants them to last forever, and never break up, so as not to harm others.
As soon as Shen Han turned around, he was pulled back by Hua Sheng.
Shen Han had practiced Sanda in the last world, and in this world, he had practiced for such a long time, and he was much more dexterous, so the moment Hua Sheng grabbed his hand, Shen Han flipped his wrist, and then held it back. Hua Sheng's wrist, turned around, and he held Hua Sheng.
Hua Sheng didn't expect Shen Han to be so powerful at all, so when he spoke again, his voice sounded like weeping.
"Shen Han, can you let Jiang Xuwen and me go, we really can't be separated. I love him so much, I can give anything for him."
Shen Han flicked Hua Sheng's arm, allowing him to regain his freedom, and clapped his hands, Shen Han said: "You can give as much as you want, but don't think that Jiang Xuwen is so good, no matter how good he is, I don't like him."
This time after Shen Han finished speaking, he really turned around and left, but what he didn't expect was that Jiang Xuwen had come since the moment Hua Sheng held his hand, but he was not easy to appear, so he stood quietly Behind a big tree not far away.
Jiang Xuwen saw Hua Sheng's aggrieved appearance, and saw Shen Han's appearance of controlling Hua Sheng with a quick turn. The key point was that he heard Shen Han's last words.
Those words made him very upset, he was a school girl, Shen Han, a fat man, didn't even feel a little bit moved, so when he confessed his love, why did he get dizzy?
After Shen Han left, Jiang Xuwen also put away his thoughts, walked in front of Hua Sheng, wiped his overflowing eyes, gently hugged him into his arms, and coaxed him in a low voice.
And Shen Han was a little depressed, the original plan was disrupted by Hua Sheng, especially he thought that Hua Sheng was worth cherishing, so that Jiang Xuwen could lose him, but unfortunately, it wasn't that he was worth cherishing, it was him who cherished Jiang Xuwen and cherished him crazy.
Shen Han really can't understand a person like Hua Sheng, if he is the only one who is giving and blindly forbearing, then is this kind of love meaningful?
Shen Han remembers someone saying that people are slavish, that's why so many women who have been domestically abused choose to forgive immediately after the men apologize.
However, no matter how many people in the world would choose to forgive, Shen Han would never forgive.
He will never take a step back from the standpoint of love. He has always believed that evenly matched love is the best love.
Even if one is strong and the other is weak, both of them respect each other, so what is the meaning of the love between Jiang Xuwen and Hua Sheng?
After Lu Zhixiu came back, he saw Shen Han lying on the bed alone and meditating, so he brought the food in front of him, and Lu Zhixiu asked, "Why?"
Shen Han turned over and sat up, took the food and started to eat.
During this period of time, Lu Zhixiu actually helped him buy food and vegetables, because Lu Zhixiu said that he was afraid that he would eat too many calories and easily gain weight again, so he went to buy vegetables for Shen Han strictly according to the calories he should consume in a day.
Taking a bite of the vinegary cabbage, Shen Han said, "I want a way to make money."
"Are you short of money?"
"It's not that I'm missing, but my family is missing."
It's not that Shen Han is lying. In Shen Han's world, his parents are still alive and occasionally contacted.
In the beginning, Shen Han was still a little awkward, because his own family was incomplete, and the previous world was not good, so when he met his parents in this world, it was difficult for him to adapt for a while.
Shen Han's father's name is Shen Conglin, and his mother's name is Jiang Lanzhi. Both of them are farmers. During the off-season, his father Shen Conglin will go to work on the construction site, and sometimes he will work with the decoration team as a plasterer.
Shen Han also has an older brother named Shen Qing, who has a good relationship with Shen Han, and he is getting married recently.
When my parents called Shen Han last time, they just casually said a few words, saying that my brother wanted to buy a house, and he had about 4 yuan in his hand. It was only [-] yuan in total, and Shen Han had to save some for tuition and living expenses, so they couldn't help Shen Qing much, and the two felt a little guilty.
Shen Han himself was still a college student, so he hadn't thought about these things, especially since he wasn't used to having loving parents and a friendly brother.
When he knew that their feelings were true, Shen Han wanted to get some money to help Shen Qing.
In the end, Shen Qing called him himself, telling him to study hard and not worry about anything, and finally gave him 2000 yuan.
Seeing the extra 2000 yuan in the card, Shen Han was a little dazed, and even returned to the dormitory with a burning face.
He discovered that family harmony is this kind of feeling, which can make people light-hearted, but also very at ease, because knowing that no matter what happens outside, you have a strong backing, even if that backing may be poor, may be down and out, but it is still indestructible Standing like a rock.
"How much is missing, can I lend you?" Lu Zhixiu asked.
"Okay, then you lend it to me first, and I will definitely return it to you within three months."
"Row."
Shen Han is not hypocritical, because his brother's house can't wait, and he will get married in three months, and even if he bought a house, he still needs to decorate it before getting married.
Lu Zhixiu didn't say he wouldn't let him pay it back, he knew Shen Han's pride, and he also knew that he hated the weak, so if he could open his mouth and agree to lend him money, he already regarded him as one of his own.
Shen Han first gave the money to his parents, telling them not to tell his brother, at least let Shen Qing get married with peace of mind.
Shen Conglin and Jiang Lanzhi asked several times, and Shen Han said that he earned the money by working part-time, and told them that he would not need to pay him living expenses in the future, and it was easy for him to earn money.
The parents finally agreed, after all, Shen Qing really needed money, and the house was also really needed.
It's just that the two discussed it and decided that after Shen Qing got married, they would go to see Shen Han. They were also worried that Shen Han would go some crooked ways, which is why they had so much money.
Shen Han thought about it, and decided to use his expertise to draw manga, and he believed that with his own ability, he would definitely be able to explode in three months.
But before that, he wanted to ask Lu Zhixiu if he was willing to cooperate with him.
"I want to draw manga, Zhixiu, would you like to write a script for me?"
"Do you want to draw comics?" Lu Zhixiu always thought that Shen Han was just playing around, but he didn't expect that he really wanted to draw, and Shen Han's ability to ask him this made him feel warm in an instant.
"okay."
Shen Han smiled, "When the time comes, the income will be divided equally, and I will give you all the novel covers, character designs, and small theaters for free, how about it?"
Lu Zhixiu nodded, and Shen Han continued, "I've read your "The General's Little Lover"."
Lu Zhixiu was startled, and the tips of his ears turned red immediately, "Where did you see that?"
"I cracked the background program of Jinjiang, and I will show you after unlocking it."
Lu Zhixiu looked at Shen Han speechlessly, Shen Han smiled slightly, hooked his fingers and said to him, "Give me a kiss, and I'll tell you how I feel."
Lu Zhixiu put down his meal, his ears turned red, "I'm done eating, you...you continue to eat."
Shen Han laughed out loud, the article by Lu Zhixiu was indeed his earliest article, the key article had no plot from the beginning to the end, it was all action.
That's right, it was a small yellow article.
After the key article, all his articles are dramas with a big structure and a big background. This black history is a bit too dark.
Shen Han turned on the computer and laughed when he saw the first sentence.
"Lu Zhixiu opened XX's legs and looked at XX's lower body, very excited..."
"Pfft!" Laughing, the current Jinjiang Great God actually used his own name for the protagonist name of the first article, hahaha...
Look at the following, ouch, Shen Han laughed again.
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