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On Tuesday, Shen Han stood on the scale to check his weight. Lu Zhixiu also came over and looked down.

"It's two kilograms less, not bad."

Shen Han nodded, "Well, I will lose weight."

"Are you ready for the campaign speech later?" Lu Zhixiu asked Shen Han.

"Ready."

But before starting, Shen Han sent a message to someone anonymously, that is Jiang Xuwen, he just wanted Jiang Xuwen to see his changes little by little.

When Jiang Xuwen received the text message, he felt a little embarrassed for no reason, but he was a little bit unwilling, so he turned off his phone and went to the lecture hall of the Civil Engineering College.

In fact, the text message contained nothing but the time, place, event, and the list of contestants. Jiang Xuwen also did not expect that Shen Han sent him this text message. He thought it was an advertising text message.

Sitting in the corner of the last row of the lecture hall, Jiang Xuwen was a little bored, but he didn't want to leave. He wanted to see how ugly this fat man Shen Han would be.

The last restaurant incident made him lose face.

Fortunately, he has a good attitude, knowing that these turmoil will pass soon, and there will always be new gossip, and after the new ones come out, the old ones will be forgotten.

The host on the podium began to speak, and the election of this year's departmental student union began.

The first candidate is the Minister of the Organization Department, and the number of candidates is two.

Jiang Xuwen couldn't help laughing, it really is L University, the department student union can almost be cancelled, considering the intensity of the school student union election two weeks ago, it can be called a real election.

Jiang Xuwen was also one of the candidates at the time, and he succeeded, becoming the head of the organization department of the school's student union. He didn't even think about being a student union.

The two made 5-minute speeches respectively, and then voted directly.

The voting rule of their department is that each class has three representatives, and the representatives of all classes vote. Basically, the people in the first five rows are all those who come to play or support someone, and of course Jiang Xuwen Again, not a supporter of anyone, purely irrelevant people.

Jiang Xuwen is a junior this year, and he is also a student of the Civil Engineering College. He has good grades and a wealthy family. The proud son of heaven seems to be synonymous with him. Unfortunately, no matter how good his living conditions are, it can't change the fact that he doesn't know what respect is. .

On the surface, he is a gentle and smiling school girl, but in his heart, he looks down on all laborers. He thinks that mental labor is more noble than manual labor, and he hates fat people very much.

After the election of the Minister of Organization, the next step is the election of the Minister of Propaganda.

There were four candidates for the Propaganda Minister, and Shen Han was the last to sign up, so he was the fourth one to give a speech.

The first three speeches are quite satisfactory, and it can be seen that most of them have the mentality of choosing if they can, and it doesn't matter if they don't.

But as soon as Shen Han arrived, the whole atmosphere changed. When he stood on the podium, that fat figure actually exuded a kind of light.

Jiang Xuwen was also stunned. Is this still the fat Shen Han? Why is he like this on the podium? His charm makes people ignore his figure, and his frown and smile are all irreplaceable. Where did the deceitful fat man go?

In the short 5-minute speech, Shen Han convinced everyone, even his voice was full of charm. Before stepping off the stage, he smiled slightly, and that smile instantly hit Jiang Xuwen's heart, making his heart beat faster, and he was at peace for a long time not come down.

After Shen Han smiled, he said with high spirits: "By the way, I think I still have a little talent, give me ten seconds, and I can draw a cartoon image of any of you. Is there anyone who wants to try?"

The audience didn't know what Shen Han was going to do, so they all looked at him suspiciously, when a deep and magnetic voice sounded.

"I."

The person who spoke was none other than Lu Zhixiu.

There was a burst of subdued exclamations from the audience, and Shen Han smiled lightly and said, "Thank you, you stand there without moving, and give me ten seconds."

After speaking, Shen Han picked up the chalk, turned around and began to draw on the blackboard.

The lines are smooth, the structure is precise, and the exaggeration is reasonable. After ten seconds, a vivid cartoon character on the blackboard has been completed.

Someone in the audience began to shout the countdown, "Three, two, one, zero! Time is up!".

Shen Han quickly put down the last stroke, then handsomely threw the chalk aside, turned around, and stretched his hands to the sides, as if waiting for something.

Then, thunderous applause!

Shen Han's smile hung on the corners of his lips and eyebrows, making the whole auditorium boil with him, and at the same time, Jiang Xuwen's uncontrollable heartbeat was also boiling.

Going out through the back door, Jiang Xuwen quickly left here, he felt that he must be crazy, he obviously came to see Shen Han's jokes, why did he end up watching how wonderful he is.

It doesn't matter, why in the end, he couldn't even control his own heart?

That's right, he must be crazy, Jiang Xuwen told himself again, the person on the podium just now was a fat man, and his Hua Sheng was a thousand times prettier than him.

Shen Han noticed Jiang Xuwen's appearance when he left, but he didn't think much about it, because Lu Zhixiu was going to give a speech later.

In fact, formal candidates for the chairman of the student union are basically recommended by someone to be a candidate, but they are different here, just sign up.

Of course, since they are already the student unions in the department, most of the applicants are the student union chairmen, so fifteen people ran for the student union chairmen.

Because of the large number of people, a number was temporarily drawn, and they were asked to give speeches on stage in the order of drawing numbers, and the speech time was shortened to 3 minutes.

Shen Han was also quite speechless. The minister's election speech lasted 5 minutes or more, but the chairman's speech had to be limited to 3 minutes. How informal is this organization?

Putting the complaints in his heart aside, Shen Han asked Lu Zhixiu: "When will you be on stage?"

"Thirteen."

"Have you prepared anything?"

"No, just go up and talk casually." Lu Zhixiu replied, it seemed that he also had the kind of attitude that if you are popular, you will be successful, and if you don't, it doesn't matter.

However, when it was Lu Zhixiu's turn, everything changed, the tenderness in his eyes was concealed, and the remaining sharpness seemed to be tinged with frost, which made everyone calm down.

In this calmness, Lu Zhixiu said: "As long as I am elected, I will bring changes to this place, rain or shine!"

His voice was as quiet as ink, and no one could doubt him at all, as if the seat should have been his in the first place.

In 3 minutes, Lu Zhixiu actually said a few words in total, but the criterion for measuring success has nothing to do with the amount of words spoken, but with the result.

On the same day, Lu Zhixiu became the new chairman of the Civil Engineering Student Union, Shen Han became the head of the Propaganda Department, and this student union became the most valued one.

When a new official takes office, he has to start a fire, so Shen Han and Lu Zhixiu finished their run at night, Shen Han said: "Are you really going to do it? I mean the student union."

Lu Zhixiu was massaging Shen Han, and he controlled the strength of his hands extremely properly, and Shen Han could be comfortably pressed by him.

"Yes. You help me." Lu Zhixiu said.

"Of course, I'm the head of your propaganda department." Shen Han replied.

"The ratio of male to female in our college is 8:1, so I'm going to hold a dance party to give them a chance to meet more girls."

Shen Han pondered for a while, and said: "The idea is a good idea, but among the boys we are, who do you think can dance? And since it is a ballroom, we have to dance ballroom dancing. Even if girls can dance now, those who can dance ballroom dancing should also be able to dance. Not much, is it?"

Lu Zhixiu nodded, "Well, so you help me."

Shen Han wanted to vomit blood, Lu Zhixiu only provided ideas, and Shen Han had to make other implementation plans, but how could he be so satisfied, he didn't feel burdened at all, Shen Han thought to himself, he was really determined by Lu Zhixiu.

The corners of his mouth turned up, and Shen Han fell into a deep sleep under Lu Zhixiu's massage.

Ten days later, when Jiang Xuwen saw Shen Han again, he had already lost another three kilograms.

From a distance, he saw many girls gathered around, some were holding a piece of paper in their hands, some were looking inside anxiously, Jiang Xuwen also wondered what was going on, the student union didn't seem to have any activities recently, So he also walked over.

Some people saw that it was Jiang Xuwen, so they automatically took a step aside, especially those students who had watched the video, silently picked up their phones.

When Jiang Xuwen walked to the table, he saw that it was Shen Han sitting inside, and he was lowering his head, quickly drawing a figure.

There were a few people sitting beside Shen Han, including Lu Zhixiu and a few people from the student union.

"Remember to take pictures and upload them on the campus network, and you have to go to the ballroom dancing class the day after tomorrow, or I will curse you with ten acne." Shen Han occasionally looked up at the girl in front of him, then he would lower his head and continue drawing, saying Jokes generally say such things.

The girl smiled like a flower, "Don't worry, I will definitely go, but if my dance partner is you, I will be happier."

Shen Han smiled while drawing, "Then you have too many rivals in love, you see so many girls behind you, but they are all rivals in love."

After Shen Han finished speaking, he deliberately stood up and asked loudly: "This beauty said that she wants me to be her dance partner, but I am obviously yours, right?"

A group of girls laughed along, and some replied loudly, "Yes."

But Shen Han turned around and whispered in Lu Zhixiu's ear: "Your."

Lu Zhixiu was taken aback for a moment, and suddenly, the tips of his ears turned red.

The girl in front of Shen Han laughed so hard that she could hardly see her eyes, "Shen Han, you are so bad."

"Well, I think so too. Well, look, how beautiful she is, with medium-length hair, round eyes, and long eyelashes. No, I'm really talented, otherwise I'll keep this painting." After finishing speaking, Shen Han He was about to put away the painting, but was snatched away by the girl in front of him.

"Don't think about it, I have been in line for two hours." The girl smiled, and Shen Han also smiled.

Correcting his tone slightly, Shen Han said: "Remember to come the day after tomorrow, this is my first mission. After five days of study, I hope you will shine like a star on the day of the dance."

The girl blushed, said thank you, and left. The girl behind her hurried forward, "Oh, it's finally my turn. Needless to say, I will definitely go to the dance the day after tomorrow. I only have one request, which is Write a few words on my drawing."

"Ok, what word?"

"To my favorite Xiao Yueyue, by: Shen Han." The girl smiled.

After she finished speaking, the girl behind said, "Me too."

Shen Han waved his hand, "Quiet! You girls are so superficial, do you think I can sell myself for the first mission?"

A group of girls behind replied: "Yes!"

Shen Han sat down pretending to be aggrieved, and continued to draw as if he was aggrieved, but the corner of his mouth was always smiling. Everyone knew it was a joke, and everyone knew that he just hoped to attract more girls for the prom of their department , everyone knows that he is actually tired, because he has been drawing for more than six hours in a row, and he has not had time to eat.

But Jiang Xuwen didn't know, he only saw that Shen Han had lost a lot of weight now, he only knew that Shen Han said that he was handsome and talented was really not a joke, he only knew that his heart seemed to be out of control again.

He couldn't move his eyes away, he stared at Shen Han until when Shen Han looked at him, he turned and left, but he didn't really leave when he left, but sat in the No. [-] teaching building opposite the School of Civil Engineering , from the window there, you can just see Shen Han surrounded by the crowd.

When Shen Han saw Jiang Xuwen leave, he smiled in his heart. He knew that there were many people who loved gossip, and he was also looking forward to what stories would happen.