The actor and his Mr. Fu
Chapter 19 Chatting
"How could you betray me?" Xu Bai leaned on the window and asked Brother Creeper.
The creeper brother shook the leaves, trying to prove his innocence.In order to let Xu Bai understand what he meant, he used vines to form characters or patterns for him to see.
Xu Bai squinted his eyes for a long time, "You mean Mr. Fu is taking a bath?"
The ivy brother nodded fiercely.
"Mister must be in good shape, right?"
The ivy brother continued to nod vigorously.
Ouch what was I thinking?
Xu Bai scratched his hair to bring himself back to his senses, then propped himself up on the desk by the window with one hand, and sat down neatly on the desk.He casually leaned against the window, picked up his phone and continued to think about how to reply to Fu Xitang.
He was so focused that he didn't see the ivy brother and sneaked away from the window again, and strolled to Fu Xitang's window.
Fu Xitang in front of the window sat on a chair and read "A Flower", and turned the pages of the book again. He found that Xu Bai had made new annotations next to his annotations as if he refused to admit defeat.
He probably never thought that this book would return to Fu Xitang's hands again.
For example, he condemned Fu Xitang for saying that he was a picky eater.He believes that there are no people in this world who are not picky eaters. If this person is not picky eaters, then he is really terrible.
I don't even pick food, and I don't have any pursuit of life.
For another example, he expressed deep condemnation of Fu Xitang's behavior of correcting his typos and pinyin.Because that is already a mistake in the past, a mistake that has been refreshed by time, Fu Xitang's behavior was at the wrong time, and it was wrong to criticize a thing that has become the past.
Because of Xu Bai, he has honorably obtained a university diploma.
Old and new handwriting appeared alternately on the pages of the book, fully occupying the blank space.Today's Xu Bai writes good handwriting, his handwriting is like a person, and his strokes are like flowing water, and the gestures are usually connected, showing a lazy energy.But between the turning points, there are still edges and corners.
Fu Xitang looked up and saw the little brother of the creeper doing his best gestures - Xu Bai was sitting by the window, looking a little annoyed.
What could be the troubles of young Xu Bai?
He really didn't know how to reply to Fu Xitang's picture. He felt that the relationship between the two of them was a bit complicated.Idol and fans?Boss and employees?Or the heinous kidnapper and victim?
Xu Bai has been lurking in human society for many years, and he has summed up a very practical life trick - when you don't know how to continue chatting with others, send them emoticons.
Considering Fu Xitang's age and his dependence on modern communication equipment, Xu Bai sent him a special emoji package for middle-aged and elderly people—【Good evening, good night, start with my greetings.jpg】
Xu Bai really sent it out with a shake of his hand, and then he thought it was wrong, and added a sentence very calmly: I just came to say hello, Mr. Fu.
After Fu Xitang saw these two WeChat messages, he raised his eyes expressionlessly to look at Brother Creeper.
The ivy brother rushed to Xu Bai's window to look at him with lightning speed, and then flew back to Fu Xitang's window on the moonlit wall, telling him: Sir, Xu Bai is already lying on the table, and he is still upside down. leg.
The lazy male actor, he can lie down and never sit down.
Opening the drawer of the desk, there is the dried meat hidden by Xu Bai.It was sent to him by his mother, dried meat that he dried himself, so hard that it would break your teeth.For Xu Bai who had to control his weight, this thing was like a teething stick.
Something is better than nothing.
Soon, Mr. Fu's reply came.
Xu Bai cheered up, and then saw his emoji in the dialogue column.Yes, he knows that his fans, whether they are true fans or black fans, have made a lot of his emojis.Yes, these emoticons are quite popular.
A popular fried chicken doesn't even have an emoji, which means you are not popular at all.
But why does Mr. Fu have it?
Fu Xitang: [Please start your performance.jpg]
Xu Bai turned over excitedly, with a molar stick in his mouth, and began to think about the origin of this emoji.Maybe it was Ah Yan who sent it to him, or maybe it was Xu Bai's own misthinking.
You think the other party is an old antique, but in fact the other party has a clear mind.
Let's forget about the memes.
Keswell's Tomorrow: Mr. Fu, I suddenly remembered how to install those two parts.One is installed on the wing section, and one is installed on the propeller, right?
Fu Xitang looked at the message and smiled slightly.Xu Bai always seems to be very calm, whether it is to add friends on WeChat or to change the subject like now, few of the young juniors can do it like him.It's natural to talk like a friend.
Fu Xitang: Yes.
Keswell's Tomorrow: So can I pretend now?I promise 10 minutes will be fine, just 10 minutes, okay?
Fu Xitang didn't answer immediately, Xu Bai lay on the table and bit the jerky for a long time before finally waiting for his reply.But that was neither a word nor an expression, but a video.
In the video, a pair of hands with slender fingers and well-defined joints are slowly assembling the model.It is said to be slow, but in fact it is more leisurely, because his assembly speed is actually very fast.In less than 10 minutes, a model airplane was put together, and the whole process was pleasing to the eye.
Xu Bai couldn't help but clicked play again, staring at those hands unconsciously the whole time, couldn't help but sigh that the idol is worthy of being an idol, even the hands are so beautiful.The fingers are thin and long, and each nail is trimmed extremely neatly.This is undoubtedly a pair of hands that make people want to touch them and make people's hearts flutter when they look at them.
Xu Bai couldn't help but clicked play again, one time after another, and when he came to his senses, he had already watched it three times.
This is not very good, Xu Bai thought.
But then he thought of his fans, they were always yelling about licking the screen, giving birth to monkeys, etc. It is said that one animation can be watched repeatedly for an hour.Compared with them, Xu Bai felt that his symptoms were settled.
After all, he is also a fan of Mr. Fu.
Thinking about it this way, Xu Bai became more calm.He calmly continued to grind his teeth with a piece of meat, opened the video and watched it again calmly, and then calmly sent Fu Xitang his impressions after watching it.
Keswell's Tomorrow: Mr. Fu, can you play the piano?
Fu Xitang: Yes.
Keswell's Tomorrow: Mr.'s hands look like hands playing the piano. My mother used to let me learn the piano, but I skipped to the martial arts class next door.
Fu Xitang:?
Keswell's Tomorrow: Because I think learning martial arts is more handsome.There are several chapters in Mr. Beihai’s book dedicated to martial arts novels. He said that he likes to read Pingjiang Buxiaosheng’s "Legend of Heroes of Jianghu" and wrote a lot of interesting stories about Jianghu. The world's martial arts are real, and there are those peerless martial arts, such as floating on water and flying on grass.Because monsters know magic, it doesn't make sense that human beings can't produce a few martial arts masters, right?
Xu Bai has always firmly believed that human beings thousands of years ago could cultivate immortals. Maybe there are some descendants of hidden sects in a certain corner of the world, who really knows?
Fu Xitang: What you said has some truth, and it is not a complete hypothesis.
Look, Mr. Fu is my bosom friend.
Keswell's Tomorrow: So does the martial arts secret book buried in the Qinling Mountains mentioned in the illustrated book really exist?
Fu Xitang: It used to be there, but now it has been taken away.
Keswell's Tomorrow: What a pity.I originally wanted to be a martial arts star, like Bruce Lee, but the agency thought I was too handsome.
A man who delayed his acting career because of his looks - Xu Bai.
Xu Bai often dreams back at midnight, still regretting his lost dream of being a martial arts star.
Fu Xitang on the other side looked at the word "handsome", couldn't help laughing, and then replied - haven't you tried it?
Keswell's Tomorrow: I've tried it, I was a martial artist from the beginning, because I have taken martial arts classes before, so I still have a little foundation.As a result, a small supporting role in the crew broke his leg, and they couldn't find anyone to stand up for a while, so they canceled my martial arts role and asked me to play that particularly weak supporting role.Do you know Mr. Fu, he dare not even kill a chicken, I was chased all the way by a pheasant in the play.
What Xu Bai didn't say was that the pheasant was a fine pheasant, and he didn't know where the crew found it.Pheasant said that he just came to the set to do odd jobs, and the family ran out of food to make a living.Fortunately, Xu Bai still took good care of him, but when the filming took place, he chased after Xu Bai and scolded him all the way.
The general idea is "You group of evil snake demons have today."
So angry.
Fu Xitang could see Xu Bai's resentment between the lines, and Xu Bai could remember it for so long, it must have been a bad thing.But Xu Bai didn't say anything, and Fu Xitang didn't ask.
Fu Xitang: If you still want to be a martial arts star, you can tell Ye Yuanxin.
A once-in-a-lifetime opportunity just "bang" in front of Xu Bai.As long as Fu Xitang allows it, even if Xu Bai wants to act in pantomime, I'm afraid Ye Yuanxin won't even say "no".
But Xu Bai still thanked Fu Xitang for his kindness, and rejected the proposal in his heart.On the one hand, he can now choose scripts by himself, and he doesn't care about style restrictions.On the other hand, if he went to the company to speak up with the backing of Mr. Fu, he would look gay in a gay way.
After all, he just regarded Mr. Fu as an idol.
The two chatted for a while, Xu Bai glanced at the time, it was already eleven o'clock.Going through the chat records, he had said a lot to Fu Xitang without knowing it.
It's really weird.
At this time, Fu Xitang sent another message.
Fu Xitang: At eleven o'clock, you should go to bed.
Keswell's Tomorrow: It's still early, I'll read the lines again, good night, Mr. Fu.
After posting the last sentence, Xu Bai thought about it and changed Fu Xitang's remarks to "Mr. Fu".When he was about to put down his phone, he accidentally swiped to the video of the assembled model. The video had already started playing automatically, so he watched it again.
He kind of understands now why his fans can stare at his gif for so long.
After a while, Xu Bai finally put down his phone and read out the script to recite the lines.It wasn't until twelve o'clock that I turned off the lights and fell asleep.
Seeing that the light was turned off, the creeper brother in that car ran to Fu Xitang's place again and saw that his husband was watching a movie with that thing called Aipad.
The person in the picture looks like Xu Bai, so the ivy brother couldn't help but get closer to have a look.
Xu Bai played the role of a scholar who came to Beijing to rush for an exam, walking on the path with a bookcase on his back, his young and immature face was full of expectations for the future.
This story is actually an old-fashioned love story between a scholar and a demon. Xu Bai plays the hero's previous life, a helpless, kind but a bit cowardly, talkative little scholar.
First, he was chased by an aggressive pheasant all the way into the mountains by mistake, and then met the heroine and the villain monster, and was bound into the monster's lair almost without accident.
So Xu Bai's next scenes are all tied up in the cave to persuade the big monster to put down the butcher knife and become a Buddha immediately.He was afraid, but he knew that he might not survive, so he kept talking, talking, and even talking a lot, crying and talking at the same time.
Cowardly, really cowardly.
But coupled with Xu Bai's young and immature face in his early twenties, and his chattering attitude, it's not annoying.After all, this is a little scholar who can be chased by pheasants and fell into the river. He is so cowardly that he dare not look forward, and he has to keep preaching in an attempt to influence the demon's heart. His innocence is a bit cute.
As soon as Xu Bai's role was over, the leading actor officially appeared.
Fu Xitang narrowed the window, and out of the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of the comment below, a fan of Xu Bai who is always in the water.What about "hug my Axian", "My sister's heart melted when she cried, she's so cute", and "My little cutie came to cry in my sister's arms", and so on.
Fu Xitang didn't comment on this, but just watched the movie silently. After watching it, he only had one impression - when the scholar was reincarnated, he probably fell into the river again when he crossed the Naihe Bridge, and his face was crooked.
The creeper brother shook the leaves, trying to prove his innocence.In order to let Xu Bai understand what he meant, he used vines to form characters or patterns for him to see.
Xu Bai squinted his eyes for a long time, "You mean Mr. Fu is taking a bath?"
The ivy brother nodded fiercely.
"Mister must be in good shape, right?"
The ivy brother continued to nod vigorously.
Ouch what was I thinking?
Xu Bai scratched his hair to bring himself back to his senses, then propped himself up on the desk by the window with one hand, and sat down neatly on the desk.He casually leaned against the window, picked up his phone and continued to think about how to reply to Fu Xitang.
He was so focused that he didn't see the ivy brother and sneaked away from the window again, and strolled to Fu Xitang's window.
Fu Xitang in front of the window sat on a chair and read "A Flower", and turned the pages of the book again. He found that Xu Bai had made new annotations next to his annotations as if he refused to admit defeat.
He probably never thought that this book would return to Fu Xitang's hands again.
For example, he condemned Fu Xitang for saying that he was a picky eater.He believes that there are no people in this world who are not picky eaters. If this person is not picky eaters, then he is really terrible.
I don't even pick food, and I don't have any pursuit of life.
For another example, he expressed deep condemnation of Fu Xitang's behavior of correcting his typos and pinyin.Because that is already a mistake in the past, a mistake that has been refreshed by time, Fu Xitang's behavior was at the wrong time, and it was wrong to criticize a thing that has become the past.
Because of Xu Bai, he has honorably obtained a university diploma.
Old and new handwriting appeared alternately on the pages of the book, fully occupying the blank space.Today's Xu Bai writes good handwriting, his handwriting is like a person, and his strokes are like flowing water, and the gestures are usually connected, showing a lazy energy.But between the turning points, there are still edges and corners.
Fu Xitang looked up and saw the little brother of the creeper doing his best gestures - Xu Bai was sitting by the window, looking a little annoyed.
What could be the troubles of young Xu Bai?
He really didn't know how to reply to Fu Xitang's picture. He felt that the relationship between the two of them was a bit complicated.Idol and fans?Boss and employees?Or the heinous kidnapper and victim?
Xu Bai has been lurking in human society for many years, and he has summed up a very practical life trick - when you don't know how to continue chatting with others, send them emoticons.
Considering Fu Xitang's age and his dependence on modern communication equipment, Xu Bai sent him a special emoji package for middle-aged and elderly people—【Good evening, good night, start with my greetings.jpg】
Xu Bai really sent it out with a shake of his hand, and then he thought it was wrong, and added a sentence very calmly: I just came to say hello, Mr. Fu.
After Fu Xitang saw these two WeChat messages, he raised his eyes expressionlessly to look at Brother Creeper.
The ivy brother rushed to Xu Bai's window to look at him with lightning speed, and then flew back to Fu Xitang's window on the moonlit wall, telling him: Sir, Xu Bai is already lying on the table, and he is still upside down. leg.
The lazy male actor, he can lie down and never sit down.
Opening the drawer of the desk, there is the dried meat hidden by Xu Bai.It was sent to him by his mother, dried meat that he dried himself, so hard that it would break your teeth.For Xu Bai who had to control his weight, this thing was like a teething stick.
Something is better than nothing.
Soon, Mr. Fu's reply came.
Xu Bai cheered up, and then saw his emoji in the dialogue column.Yes, he knows that his fans, whether they are true fans or black fans, have made a lot of his emojis.Yes, these emoticons are quite popular.
A popular fried chicken doesn't even have an emoji, which means you are not popular at all.
But why does Mr. Fu have it?
Fu Xitang: [Please start your performance.jpg]
Xu Bai turned over excitedly, with a molar stick in his mouth, and began to think about the origin of this emoji.Maybe it was Ah Yan who sent it to him, or maybe it was Xu Bai's own misthinking.
You think the other party is an old antique, but in fact the other party has a clear mind.
Let's forget about the memes.
Keswell's Tomorrow: Mr. Fu, I suddenly remembered how to install those two parts.One is installed on the wing section, and one is installed on the propeller, right?
Fu Xitang looked at the message and smiled slightly.Xu Bai always seems to be very calm, whether it is to add friends on WeChat or to change the subject like now, few of the young juniors can do it like him.It's natural to talk like a friend.
Fu Xitang: Yes.
Keswell's Tomorrow: So can I pretend now?I promise 10 minutes will be fine, just 10 minutes, okay?
Fu Xitang didn't answer immediately, Xu Bai lay on the table and bit the jerky for a long time before finally waiting for his reply.But that was neither a word nor an expression, but a video.
In the video, a pair of hands with slender fingers and well-defined joints are slowly assembling the model.It is said to be slow, but in fact it is more leisurely, because his assembly speed is actually very fast.In less than 10 minutes, a model airplane was put together, and the whole process was pleasing to the eye.
Xu Bai couldn't help but clicked play again, staring at those hands unconsciously the whole time, couldn't help but sigh that the idol is worthy of being an idol, even the hands are so beautiful.The fingers are thin and long, and each nail is trimmed extremely neatly.This is undoubtedly a pair of hands that make people want to touch them and make people's hearts flutter when they look at them.
Xu Bai couldn't help but clicked play again, one time after another, and when he came to his senses, he had already watched it three times.
This is not very good, Xu Bai thought.
But then he thought of his fans, they were always yelling about licking the screen, giving birth to monkeys, etc. It is said that one animation can be watched repeatedly for an hour.Compared with them, Xu Bai felt that his symptoms were settled.
After all, he is also a fan of Mr. Fu.
Thinking about it this way, Xu Bai became more calm.He calmly continued to grind his teeth with a piece of meat, opened the video and watched it again calmly, and then calmly sent Fu Xitang his impressions after watching it.
Keswell's Tomorrow: Mr. Fu, can you play the piano?
Fu Xitang: Yes.
Keswell's Tomorrow: Mr.'s hands look like hands playing the piano. My mother used to let me learn the piano, but I skipped to the martial arts class next door.
Fu Xitang:?
Keswell's Tomorrow: Because I think learning martial arts is more handsome.There are several chapters in Mr. Beihai’s book dedicated to martial arts novels. He said that he likes to read Pingjiang Buxiaosheng’s "Legend of Heroes of Jianghu" and wrote a lot of interesting stories about Jianghu. The world's martial arts are real, and there are those peerless martial arts, such as floating on water and flying on grass.Because monsters know magic, it doesn't make sense that human beings can't produce a few martial arts masters, right?
Xu Bai has always firmly believed that human beings thousands of years ago could cultivate immortals. Maybe there are some descendants of hidden sects in a certain corner of the world, who really knows?
Fu Xitang: What you said has some truth, and it is not a complete hypothesis.
Look, Mr. Fu is my bosom friend.
Keswell's Tomorrow: So does the martial arts secret book buried in the Qinling Mountains mentioned in the illustrated book really exist?
Fu Xitang: It used to be there, but now it has been taken away.
Keswell's Tomorrow: What a pity.I originally wanted to be a martial arts star, like Bruce Lee, but the agency thought I was too handsome.
A man who delayed his acting career because of his looks - Xu Bai.
Xu Bai often dreams back at midnight, still regretting his lost dream of being a martial arts star.
Fu Xitang on the other side looked at the word "handsome", couldn't help laughing, and then replied - haven't you tried it?
Keswell's Tomorrow: I've tried it, I was a martial artist from the beginning, because I have taken martial arts classes before, so I still have a little foundation.As a result, a small supporting role in the crew broke his leg, and they couldn't find anyone to stand up for a while, so they canceled my martial arts role and asked me to play that particularly weak supporting role.Do you know Mr. Fu, he dare not even kill a chicken, I was chased all the way by a pheasant in the play.
What Xu Bai didn't say was that the pheasant was a fine pheasant, and he didn't know where the crew found it.Pheasant said that he just came to the set to do odd jobs, and the family ran out of food to make a living.Fortunately, Xu Bai still took good care of him, but when the filming took place, he chased after Xu Bai and scolded him all the way.
The general idea is "You group of evil snake demons have today."
So angry.
Fu Xitang could see Xu Bai's resentment between the lines, and Xu Bai could remember it for so long, it must have been a bad thing.But Xu Bai didn't say anything, and Fu Xitang didn't ask.
Fu Xitang: If you still want to be a martial arts star, you can tell Ye Yuanxin.
A once-in-a-lifetime opportunity just "bang" in front of Xu Bai.As long as Fu Xitang allows it, even if Xu Bai wants to act in pantomime, I'm afraid Ye Yuanxin won't even say "no".
But Xu Bai still thanked Fu Xitang for his kindness, and rejected the proposal in his heart.On the one hand, he can now choose scripts by himself, and he doesn't care about style restrictions.On the other hand, if he went to the company to speak up with the backing of Mr. Fu, he would look gay in a gay way.
After all, he just regarded Mr. Fu as an idol.
The two chatted for a while, Xu Bai glanced at the time, it was already eleven o'clock.Going through the chat records, he had said a lot to Fu Xitang without knowing it.
It's really weird.
At this time, Fu Xitang sent another message.
Fu Xitang: At eleven o'clock, you should go to bed.
Keswell's Tomorrow: It's still early, I'll read the lines again, good night, Mr. Fu.
After posting the last sentence, Xu Bai thought about it and changed Fu Xitang's remarks to "Mr. Fu".When he was about to put down his phone, he accidentally swiped to the video of the assembled model. The video had already started playing automatically, so he watched it again.
He kind of understands now why his fans can stare at his gif for so long.
After a while, Xu Bai finally put down his phone and read out the script to recite the lines.It wasn't until twelve o'clock that I turned off the lights and fell asleep.
Seeing that the light was turned off, the creeper brother in that car ran to Fu Xitang's place again and saw that his husband was watching a movie with that thing called Aipad.
The person in the picture looks like Xu Bai, so the ivy brother couldn't help but get closer to have a look.
Xu Bai played the role of a scholar who came to Beijing to rush for an exam, walking on the path with a bookcase on his back, his young and immature face was full of expectations for the future.
This story is actually an old-fashioned love story between a scholar and a demon. Xu Bai plays the hero's previous life, a helpless, kind but a bit cowardly, talkative little scholar.
First, he was chased by an aggressive pheasant all the way into the mountains by mistake, and then met the heroine and the villain monster, and was bound into the monster's lair almost without accident.
So Xu Bai's next scenes are all tied up in the cave to persuade the big monster to put down the butcher knife and become a Buddha immediately.He was afraid, but he knew that he might not survive, so he kept talking, talking, and even talking a lot, crying and talking at the same time.
Cowardly, really cowardly.
But coupled with Xu Bai's young and immature face in his early twenties, and his chattering attitude, it's not annoying.After all, this is a little scholar who can be chased by pheasants and fell into the river. He is so cowardly that he dare not look forward, and he has to keep preaching in an attempt to influence the demon's heart. His innocence is a bit cute.
As soon as Xu Bai's role was over, the leading actor officially appeared.
Fu Xitang narrowed the window, and out of the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of the comment below, a fan of Xu Bai who is always in the water.What about "hug my Axian", "My sister's heart melted when she cried, she's so cute", and "My little cutie came to cry in my sister's arms", and so on.
Fu Xitang didn't comment on this, but just watched the movie silently. After watching it, he only had one impression - when the scholar was reincarnated, he probably fell into the river again when he crossed the Naihe Bridge, and his face was crooked.
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