I have been a fairy for so many years

That night I explained many times to my colleagues what is called flying tricks.

When my mouth was dry and irritable, someone pulled my sleeves, and I looked down.

The little girl with the double bun covered her mouth and asked me furtively, "Big Brother, the one who flew away was Hezhu, right?"

Her eyes were full of light: "I can let her bless my sister and Brother Zhou until they grow old. That nasty fat man always wants to break them up. My sister cried so pitifully in the middle of the night. He Zhu is a good fairy, so he must be willing, right? "

child.He Zhu couldn't even bless himself.

"Okay. I'll tell her." After all, I couldn't bear to strip away a child's innocent expectations, so I could only agree.

She immediately became happy, and hugged my leg, her eyes were like dozens of colorful lights gathered together.

"Then you are Xiting!"

……

It feels like being cursed.

The mood is more complicated.

Mr. Xu is really unkind, he just left me alone and took my clay sculpture away.It needs to be known that although this mud is ordinary yellow mud, it can be found everywhere outside the temple, but if it is used for other purposes, it must be calculated according to destiny, just like getting married, it must be at the right time, place and people, and it can't be obtained all the time.If I get it again, I will watch the sky at night again and choose a suitable day and time.

It seems that the years are unlucky, the clay puppets at hand have not been resolved, but something happened in Songcheng.

First of all, two chickens were lost in Youlang's house.Gradually, Erlang's family also lost chickens.When shopkeeper Lin, who sells sesame seed cakes, also started to complain to me, I finally realized that something was wrong.It is common for a weasel or two to pop up occasionally in the city, but if such a large number of livestock and poultry are lost, something must be wrong.

"Didn't you report to the officer?"

This should also be included in the scope of work of the county government.

"Report, they didn't care about this matter, they pretended to send two people here, and they went around to settle the matter." Shopkeeper Lin put his hands in his hands, angrily, "It's the same reason why yellow wolves want to steal chickens and people want to eat meat .”

Everyone at the side stalls said yes, yes, and started chatting.

I smiled and remained silent.The Heqing Sea Banquet is what the overlord of the world desires all his life. Since it is the peace that the emperors have wanted for thousands of years, it can be seen that it is not so easy to achieve it.

"Being an official is not benevolent, just drink soup for yourself, and don't care about the happiness of the people." Shopkeeper Lin was feeling there, caught off guard, and stabbed me with a knife, "Where is Mr. Xu?"

My scalp suddenly tightened.Here it is, and indeed it is.

When I saw shopkeeper Lin wandering around my stall early in the morning, I really wanted to cover my face.In my eyes, he is equal to Shaobing, and Shaobing is equal to Xu Qing.I was afraid shopkeeper Lin would blurt out and ask me about Xu Qing.

"he's returned home."

I said.

"Ah." Shopkeeper Lin looked shocked, "So suddenly? If I knew he was going to leave, I would have brought him a few more biscuits. My mother-in-law knew that he likes sweet food, so she specially added more sugar to the biscuits."

He was sobbing there: "It's been a long journey. I don't know if he will come back to Song City. This person. Really, I don't know until I'm gone." He asked me, "Little Banxian, what do you think?" Yes or no?"

...Ask me what I do.

I don't know if it's because of the loss of livestock and poultry. Everyone is in a bad mood. It's rare that I don't have any business today.

Wen Yi touched his chin, feeling incredible: "Uncle Zhang asked the young master to write big characters before he lost the chicken."

The person who really lost the chicken did not come to the door.

I had some thoughts in my heart, and I heard the words: "I shouldn't have looked for me in the first place. Go back."

As he was talking, he saw the head catcher on the street rushing over, bowing his head and whispering as he walked.My eyes were sharp, and my heart sank when I saw that the soles of their hem shoes were blood-colored.

"Master, let's go."

As soon as Wen picked up the basket, he saw that I was not moving, so he stood there urging me.

"Wen Yi." I stared at the two policemen who were getting closer, and said to Wen, "You go back first. Let the master and wife not wait for me to eat. If you meet the young master, tell them that I am out of the city." The hexagram is gone."

Wen Yi stood there blankly: "Why?"

because.

I'm afraid I won't be able to collect it.

The two police officers were quite polite, walked up to me, and said please.

"My county master invites the little banxian to visit the mansion."

No matter how stunned Wen Yi was at this moment, he could sense something was wrong, and stepped forward to call me, but was pinned to the ground with my warning eyes.He looked anxious, but he could also understand that at a time like this, maybe not talking is what I want.

Those who come are not good, and those who are kind do not come.This trip is definitely a must.

I snapped open the fan and said with a smile, "It's easy to talk about. Please lead the way."

The taller one is called Ding Yi, and the shorter one is called Wang Er.They probably didn't expect me to go with them so smoothly, and the handle of the knife that was originally intended to be lifted was put down.I observed their subtle movements unobtrusively.Seeing their stiff faces soften a little.

"What does the county master want me to do?"

Ding Yiyi: "Mr. will know when he arrives."

While speaking, the vermilion gate was approaching.They stood on either side of me, one on the left and one on the right, and motioned to me.I hummed, closed the fan, and pushed open the door.The light shone into the hall, and the county lord with two beards was sitting on top with a serious face, and there were two full rows of yamen servants beside him.The hall was dark, and even his face was buried in the shadows, but the red official uniform was bright and vivid.

The heavy door squeaked, as if some mechanism had been touched, and suddenly there was a rattling sound in the originally quiet hall.The expressionless yamen servant poked the ground with a board.

It's a great way to say "mighty"!

It seems that you are not inviting me to dinner.

"Master Liu."

I calmly walked into the hall, and only nodded to the magistrate as a greeting.

The county master didn't say anything, the master slapped the gavel first: "Bold, you don't kneel when you see the county master."

kneel?

I put my hands behind my back and smiled casually: "Master, don't worry, men have gold under their knees. Although I don't have gold under my knees, they are much heavier than gold."

The fate of the world's fame and wealth is in my hands, even the emperor of the world, he can only bow obediently when he sees me.

kneel?I'm afraid you can't bear it.

Master's eyes widened, like a frog that was full of anger.He pointed at me "you" for a long time. He wanted to reprimand me a few words, but he probably thought that his boss was still sitting on top of him and said nothing, so he couldn't do it for him. : "My lord. This man has always played tricks, but now he despises the authority. This matter must have something to do with him."

The county master sat on it for a long time before giving a majestic hum.

"Wen Jingchang." He slapped the gavel, "You are guilty!"

If you are taken to the lobby without knowing anything, and they will ask you if you are guilty, only a fool will admit it.I thought it was kind of funny, and then actually laughed out loud.Master Liu's face suddenly darkened completely.

This Mr. Liu's surname is Liu and his name is Renqing. He was originally Song Cheng's teacher.There are many mountains in Songcheng, where there are mountains, there are bandits. Bandits hide in the deep forest, and entering the mountains is like fish entering the water. All the county masters have been helpless against them.At that time, when bandit activities were most frequent, this Master Liu offered his advice and succeeded in severely injuring the bandits.

This matter was reported to the court, the Holy One was overjoyed, and immediately asked Master Liu to change his seat.

As for the incident that year, it is naturally impossible to say that there were no casualties.

It's just that the meritorious deeds are in front of him, and the magistrate Liu has been sitting for eight years.

An unconcealable smell permeated the air, and everyone covered their mouths and noses.I frowned.There was some movement in the hall, the yamen servant moved out of the way, and soon someone brought up the white cloth and threw it on the ground.Just drop it by my side.The smell was so strong that I couldn't help but take two steps back.

I opened the fan and waved it vigorously to diffuse the smell.

"what?"

All the old masters in Yuanyuan covered their mouths and noses with their clothes, and their voices were buzzing.

"You don't know what you do yourself? Master." He said, "Show Master Wen."

The master grunted reluctantly, unwilling to come down in person, and kicked the yamen servant beside him.I saw them pass one by one like kicking Cuju, and finally kicked the yamen servant closest to me.He looked around and saw that there were three feet away from him, there was no one to kick him, so he could only bite the bullet, flipped off the white skin, and then quickly backed away.

Lifting the white cloth, even though I have lived such a long time, I can't help but look ugly.

A face was so bloody and bloody that no one would be able to smile when they saw it.