I have been a fairy for so many years

In the astrology last night, Ziwei Xing was so impatient, I didn't dare to delay any longer, I wanted to find Zhang Baishou in advance.It was the old man who asked me to write Big Character Town Yellow Wolf.He is called Baishou because of his superb craftsmanship.

Zhang Baishou's house is easy to recognize, and there is an old locust tree in front of him.The locust tree is the second longest among the trees in Songcheng.The longest one is in the Temple of Earth.I didn't take anyone with me, I went alone.

Walking all the way, the vendors along the way were very enthusiastic to me.

"Hi, little banxian."

"Hello."

"Hello, Young Master Wen."

"Hello."

The willow branches by the bridge were entangled, so I pulled them away and smiled politely with the grandmother who was carrying the basket.My heart became more and more suspicious.It's not my paranoia, they look at me like a fat sheep waiting to be slaughtered.A shopkeeper passed by, and he was as enthusiastic as ever: "Hi, Young Master Wen."

I grabbed him and said, "What happened today?"

The shopkeeper said in a daze, "What happened?"

I am asking you, not you asking me.

I nodded around and hesitated a bit: "It seems that you are in a good mood?"

The salesman suddenly realized: "You are asking this."

I nodded, looking thirsty for knowledge.

He smiled and said, "Young Master Wen not only helps people out, but also helps the big guys. You can be called a little Bodhisattva in Song City. Of course we are happy to see you."

Gua I understand.What is the family budget... I am a little at a loss.

Seeing that I didn't understand, the salesman reminded me: "It's the young man in Tsing Yi who walked by your side a while ago. He walked through every stall early in the morning and packed our goods for a month." The grandma who was listening interrupted Said, "I see gold and silver thread on his body, all the embroidery is fine, but he doesn't even dislike the old woman's needlework."

More people chimed in.

"Tofu nao from Mao's shop, [-] bolts of cloth from Duanjiazhuang in the west of the city, brushes and ink from Qingchi inkstone. He has covered them all."

I'm a little sluggish.There was a bad premonition in my heart.

"He paid for it?"

The people around said in unison: "Waiting for your support."

As soon as my legs softened, the fan bones creaked and creaked, as if thousands of Uri Xingjun were flying before my eyes.

"It means that he looks very kind, and his person is graceful. He is in the name of Little Banxian. That's why he made this guarantee."

"That's right. Smiling. I've never seen such a good-looking person. I don't know if he's married or not."

"At the end of the day, I still have to thank Xiao Banxian. Mr. Xu said that he was entrusted by Xiao Banxian to do this good deed."

They laughed so hard that the flowers were about to bloom.Finally they said in unison: "Master Wen, do you see the money?"

There was a look of trust all over his face, like "the dignified mansion will definitely not renege on his debts".

Innocent, sincere and simple.

Xu Qing...

I didn't say that...

Such a simple person, you are easy to get caught...

Thinking of Wen Wuyun's livid face that will inevitably appear, I feel that life is very hopeless.Can you discuss with King Qin Guang and put me on the reincarnation stage to do it all over again?

"...Bring the receipt and get it from the butler of Wenfu." I said.Blood dripping from my heart.

This is a beautiful snake.

Also a beautifully done snake.

I remember.

There is not even a little bit of the original good mood left.

I don't even know how I got to Zhang Baishou's house.

The old man was sitting outside the house, his hands were covered with mud, and several clay sculptures were placed on the ground.Seeing me standing up in the past, there was no joy on the face of those people before, but some distress.

"Little Banxian." He said, "You came just in time."

If I don't come, he will also look for me.

Zhang Baishou showed me the clay sculptures on the ground, all of which were broken.Broken arms and missing legs.I picked them up and looked at them, and they were all roughly shaped.Zhang Baishou usually waits for the body to be sculpted before adding all the facial features one by one.Now I can't even finish my body, let alone other things.

I said, "Is this the one you're going to make for me?"

"That's not true." He looked at the miscellaneous debris on the ground, with a troubled face, "After you told me that day, I didn't dare to delay, so I went to Wenchang Emperor Temple on time to get a handful of soil. I will knead it that night I made a human figure. I wanted to hang it in the air until the soil was hard before I started to carve it. Unexpectedly, it took only one night. For some reason, the figure fell to pieces when I picked it up."

My face is a little dignified.

"Did the thief do it?"

"I'm afraid that's the case. I put it on the bed the next day. The result is still the same." Zhang Baishou was also puzzled, "It shouldn't be. The water and soil of Song City have never changed. My craftsmanship is not good. Something went wrong."

He suspected that it was a water quality problem, so he specially collected some soil and pinched a rabbit, but there was no abnormality.But once you start what I told you, it won't work.This Wuqu Xingjun can't be shaped no matter what.

Zhang Baisheng was a little worried: "Little Banxian, if you want to, please pay your respects to Master Chenghuang."

You see, since this was not done by humans, it is always feared that it was done by something else.

It is even more impossible to say that the yellow wolf.Zhang Baishou would not be unaware of such a big movement.This yellow wolf has become a spirit, and instead of stealing chickens and dogs, he gnaws on clay dolls.

Whether it was a human or a ghost or something else, I couldn't make up my mind for a moment.I can only say: "That's it. I'll take the broken ones away first. You can try to make a few more for me. Whether it succeeds or not, I'll come back in a few days."

After bidding farewell to Zhang Baishou, I took a bag of broken soil and planned to go to the Earth Temple.The land here, I have never seen before.But since the crime is on his territory, he has to say hello to the master.

However, before going to the Earth Temple, I had to make some preparations.

People are rude, don't come to the door.

Wanxiang Winery is the best winery in Song City.There are only two types of wine in it.The best ones are transported in a car every year, and each car has only ten altars. They are escorted to Beijing by the best bodyguards and dedicated to dignitaries.For the rest, no matter how rich or noble a commoner is, there is a price for each wine, and there is no distinction between good wine and bad wine.

Come here, you don't have to ask the price.Just need to pay.

"A pot of incense floats for thousands of miles. The money goes to the Wenfu." I said.

Too much debt doesn't weigh you down.Anyway, you will be scolded.

Ah.

I'm not afraid.

Not at all.

Songcheng's heart is simple and honest, he believes that the gods will bless people, and he never slackens in offering sacrifices.There is a city god in the north, a land offering to dispel evil spirits in the south, and a Wenchang emperor in the east of the city.I don't really want to go to Chenghuang, he is old and always chatters, I couldn't bear it before.The land is also old and loves to chatter.But he is short!cute.

I went there, stroked the beard of the land man, untied the burden, took out the altar of incense from it, and took out the small mahogany sword from my arms, bit my finger, smeared some blood on it, and inserted it Underground three points.

Along the blade, pour the wine up little by little...

The booze seeped to the surface and was gone in no time.

Seeped out completely.

The small half of the altar was poured.

Nothing happened.

I hooked the corners of my mouth and said silently in my heart, one, two, three...

Before the words could be uttered, a voice yelled angrily: "Enough, enough! The old man is drowned!"

"Not enough. Courtesy is light and affection is not important." As I said that, I exerted a little more force and poured the wine faster.

Just as he was doing his best, an old man with a white beard jumped out from behind, sneezed loudly, leaned on a cane, and was very angry: "But when I first saw it, this is how the emperor treats the little old man!"

"It can't be called the first meeting." I smiled and touched my white beard, and reminded me kindly, "On the day I was born, Madam Wen asked someone to name me. You said that the prosperity is rising and the country is prosperous. Why don't you call me Jingchang?" .”

"Do you remember this?"

The ground's arrogance jumped, and it instantly fell into half of the soil.The upturned white hairs were a little dimmed.

"Wenchang Wuyun. Is it the same name as Xingjun?" He rubbed his nose guilty.

I held the folding fan and smiled very politely with him. "Then tell me, if Wu Qu Xingjun returns to the throne in the future, remember how you lied to him and asked grandpa to beg for sweets, what will happen?"

Land thought about the mighty and iron-faced Wuqu Xingjun...

The wrinkled old face instantly turned into a bright chrysanthemum with a smile: "The emperor has something to do, so just call Xiaoxian directly. Why do you have to give such a big gift and treat each other with wine. It's really an outsider."

I put away the folding fan with a snap.Smiling slightly, two points of elegance, eight points of reserve: "It's easy to say, easy to say."

The author has something to say:

Brother Wenchang: Listen, the sound of my heart breaking is the sound of me pulling out money.

Not what I said.

Brother Wenchang's family has a great career.Pursue a beautiful snake, always take some time (rubbing fingers) you know~