I have been a fairy for so many years
Chapter 1 The Green Snake Boat Talk
What about this person.
Eyebrows like thieves.
Mouse-like eyes.
Scratching my ears and scratching my cheeks, after looking at him for a long time, I finally showed a scorching color on my face.
Burnt burnt.
The sun is very big today.I have an umbrella behind my back, he doesn't.So he got tanned badly.With a bitter face in his eyes, he opened his mouth cautiously: "Master Little Banxian, it's already a stick of incense, have you figured out what's going on. I, I don't want to be unlucky. You should say something."
My name is Wen Jingchang, and I was nicknamed "Little Banxian" by the people of Songcheng.The one who is being counted is the only guest today.
"Don't make any noise." I signaled him to switch hands to me.
I like to find other ways of fortune-telling. I can also read the face and the pulse. I use all the methods that can delay the time.
"You need to use your soul to test your luck. Don't you know. I'm asking the Taishang Laojun for you. If you interrupt my conversation with the gods, do you want to change your luck?"
Thieves... uh.I couldn't remember his name for a while: "What's your name?"
He said honestly: "Ma Yuanbao."
I took a look at him, and it didn't look like ingots, at most it looked like a copper plate.Taking the time to look at the sun, it’s almost time to go home for lunch. I was thinking about today’s dishes, and I planned to stop making a conclusion. I cleared my cough and successfully attracted the attention of the people around me: “Well, you said that you have been restless recently. I looked at it, and it was really bad luck..."
"My eyes are blue and black, my eyes are yellow, and my heart is burning. Brother..."
I paused.
Ma Yuanbao agreed, stretched out his hand and put a large ingot of Yuanbao on my stall, and his expression was the same. "As long as the little master can transfer my luck to get rid of evil, I will definitely reward you with a lot of money!"
"Confused!" I slammed the table down, and the copper plate on the table jumped up.
Ma Yuanbao was frightened by me, and his tongue trembled: "Why, what's the matter?"
I was heartbroken: "You are so stupid." Yes, I am so stupid!
"Money should be treated as dung." I actually see money as dung!The golden spindle mocked me on the table, but I could see it, hear it, but not touch it. Even if I watched this scene a thousand or eight hundred times, my heart still hurts.
The spectators didn't think it was a big deal, so they hurried forward to explain Ma Yuanbao's doubts: "You're new here. Master Xiaowen, he never takes money for fortune-telling, and he does everything according to fate. A grain of rice, a glass of water, a sentence Words can be rewarded."
"It's true! There are such stupid people...so kind." Ma Yuanbao's eyes lit up suddenly, and he rolled over, even his teeth revealed the word "brilliant".I just watched him take the ingot of ingot back into his arms, the operation was astonishingly fast, but he still had to pretend to be profound, with a smile on his face.The heart is bleeding.
"Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable. Everything depends on fate." I raised two fingers very calmly. "First, as long as Brother Ma sends away Jiao'e, who is secretly hiding at home, as soon as possible, the disaster will be turned into good luck, and everything will be safe."
Ma Yuanbao looked at my second finger that was still upright: "Then what about the second finger?"
second...
I don't need to say.
"Ma Yuanbao!!!"
A loud roar pierced through the crowd, and Wen Yi, who was hiding behind the doorpost, was shocked and rolled out.At least I had the foresight to cover my ears, which saved me from a difficult situation.
"Ma Yuanbao, you murderer! You hide women from me! I think your skin is itchy and you want to pick it up, huh? You dare to pick wild flowers where they come from. I won't peel your skin! "
Mrs. Ma, she is like a kicker, her mouth is like a sharp knife, and she sharpens her blade with a pair of iron palms.Shrew for short.I've seen her eyes glowing with fire, hiding behind the crowd, I wish I could take out Ma Yuanbao, who was having an affair outside, and hang her to beat her.
Ma Yuanbao's small body couldn't resist his wife's beating, so he asked me for help.
I kindly reminded: "Brother Ma, first, first."
He got a earbud, and finally remembered what the number one was, and quickly said: "Madam, Madam, calm down. I was thinking of telling the truth."
"That woman is, yes, yes..." I saw his eyes roll around and suddenly aimed at me, I couldn't help but stand up, and heard him say loudly, "I want to introduce Master Xiao Banxian as a wife. Right now I want to get acquainted with him, and bring this up to him, who knows that you misunderstood." The more he talked smoothly, he didn't care about my wide-eyed eyes, and he was wronged directly, "I have been taught by my wife for causing trouble. Not to mention, it ruined this good marriage."
Wen Yi was dumbfounded, and tugged on my sleeve: "Master."
I hummed very calmly: "Your young master has no life, have you forgotten?"
"Oh."
Women are easy to coax.
Madam Ma actually believed such a few words that even the stage actors would not believe!Feeling sorry for Bala, she wiped her husband's face and apologized to me.I am very profound, but I just smiled.Before leaving, Ma Yuanbao winked at me secretly: "Master Little Banxian, your fate is really counted. Spirit." Thumbs up and left.
That's it, let's go.
The guests left, and the sun was overhead. I yawned and prepared to close the stall and go home, eat, play, and take a nap.
Wen Yi picked up three copper plates and a square stool, stuffed the flags into the basket, and asked me: "Young master, just now that man has wronged Madam and falsely accused you, why do you change his luck?"
"I just put up a few fingers."
"Two."
"The last few left."
Wen Yi thought for a while: "One?"
"That's right." I took off the Taoist robe, revealing the cloud-satin and dark-flowered tunic, took the brocade robe from Wen Yi, folded a fan, and transformed myself into my identity as the second young master of the Wen family. "I said first, you should make amends to your wife. Second, treat each other sincerely from now on, and you must not lie to her. Before the second is finished, he broke a taboo first. If you deceive this great luck, you will end up with even heavier consequences."
"Oh." Wen Yi seemed to understand, but he couldn't stop him from praising me fancy, "Young master is awesome."
That is.
This young master is talented and intelligent, even if I can't help myself in this job, it doesn't prevent me from being named "Little Half Immortal" by people in the Jianghu. It can be seen that fortune-telling is accurate, luck is smooth, and success in attracting peach blossoms is not a problem.
"When I first came to Song City, I heard that there was a little half-immortal in Song City. He was young, but he had the art of changing luck against the sky. I don't know who it is. I was curious, so I came to see it."
Wen Yi and I were talking, suddenly a faint fragrance wafted through my nose, very elegant, never before.I have stayed in Songcheng for 18 years, and I have been all over the streets and alleys, and I have never felt so fond of it. Just as I was about to ask Wen carefully, I heard a clear voice, with the gentleness of a Jiangnan water town.look up.
Okay.
The sound is like water, and the people are like fog.This person stood on the blue brick and white tile, as if he should be on that fan.
Then he smiled slightly: "So it's just a charlatan."
"How do you talk?" Wen stepped forward to argue.
I knocked him on the head casually, ignored his cry of pain, and took two steps forward: "This brother just said that he is a strange little fairy, but I'm here."
He laughed: "That's right. I'm so surprised that it's you, and you're also a charlatan."
I also laughed: "I am so lucky to have such a deep impression on my brother before we met. Listening to the accent, did you just come from afar? How long will you stay in Song City?"
Wen Yi pulled me desperately from behind: "Young master, don't just shine your eyes when you see someone. No matter how good-looking this person is, he is still a leaf, not your peach blossom! Can we watch the flowers carefully!"
"What do you know!" I stomped on his foot secretly, and covered my voice with a fan, "Peach blossoms, chrysanthemums, are they all flowers? The Taoist said, young master, I owed debts in my previous life, and I have to tell someone's fortune in this life. It's not that you, Mrs. Madam, have to believe it. I need to be this charlatan. Now this stall has been open for at least two and a half years. Maybe it's just to pay off the debt and send me the way of luck. Don't give it to me make trouble."
The words are light or heavy.I turned around, grinned, and gave the most perfect hand in 18 years: "I'll be Jingchang below, please tell me your brother Gao's name."
The brother just laughed.He shouldn't be much of a laugher.But when I looked at him, there was a smile in his eyes, and a smile in the corner of his mouth, and even the two strands of whiskers on his cheeks seemed to be waving and smiling at me.Laughing makes me feel refreshed, like drinking water mixed with honey.
Wen Yi poked me with his head down, and lowered his voice: "Master, stop laughing, you look so stupid."
The man said: "My surname is Xu. My name is Xu Qing."
Uh……
Xu Qing.
I feel that the little peach blossom or the little chrysanthemum that I have just reached out to may leave me again.
Probably my smile is a bit bitter.
Xu Qing couldn't help asking: "What?"
It's nothing.
only……
You have a good appearance. You are named Xu Qing. You have never seen the script!Are you afraid that people will not know that you are a snake?
But even though I was so slanderous and screaming in my heart, I still had to invite him politely: "We are destined to meet each other. Please come to Mr. Xu. I know that there is a place with elegant environment, which is especially suitable for you."
Xu Qing asked: "Where?"
I paused: "It's a boat."
His eyes lit up immediately: "Ship?"
Look and see!You are the one who cultivated human form!It's okay to call Xu Qing, but I'm so excited when I hear it's a boat!Do you think you are Mr. Tiao's Bai Suzhen!This young master, this little half-immortal, at least didn't get the name himself.
Even if the Taoist priest tricked me back then, it was still real and taught me some skills.If not, I really don't believe in his talk, and set up a stall every day, which is a lot of trouble.It doesn't have to be a predestined relationship.God knows what a predestined person is.
Wen Yi snorted: "By the way, young master, that Ma Yuanbao just now, you didn't ask him for a reward."
"Can you ask him what he wants? Greedy and lustful?"
I twirled the fan impatiently, turned around and greeted the little green snake.
The author has something to say:
Hello little angels, see you again.
Xinkeng Xiuzhen's main attack article "Jianmen Master Brother" is in the archives, and it will be updated in September.If you are interested, you can poke it, okay?
Good face, long talk, less attacking X who wants to come back (don't even think about it), the former (great plan and great strategy) Mozun (who was tricked into taking care of the children of Jianmen) suffers
Eyebrows like thieves.
Mouse-like eyes.
Scratching my ears and scratching my cheeks, after looking at him for a long time, I finally showed a scorching color on my face.
Burnt burnt.
The sun is very big today.I have an umbrella behind my back, he doesn't.So he got tanned badly.With a bitter face in his eyes, he opened his mouth cautiously: "Master Little Banxian, it's already a stick of incense, have you figured out what's going on. I, I don't want to be unlucky. You should say something."
My name is Wen Jingchang, and I was nicknamed "Little Banxian" by the people of Songcheng.The one who is being counted is the only guest today.
"Don't make any noise." I signaled him to switch hands to me.
I like to find other ways of fortune-telling. I can also read the face and the pulse. I use all the methods that can delay the time.
"You need to use your soul to test your luck. Don't you know. I'm asking the Taishang Laojun for you. If you interrupt my conversation with the gods, do you want to change your luck?"
Thieves... uh.I couldn't remember his name for a while: "What's your name?"
He said honestly: "Ma Yuanbao."
I took a look at him, and it didn't look like ingots, at most it looked like a copper plate.Taking the time to look at the sun, it’s almost time to go home for lunch. I was thinking about today’s dishes, and I planned to stop making a conclusion. I cleared my cough and successfully attracted the attention of the people around me: “Well, you said that you have been restless recently. I looked at it, and it was really bad luck..."
"My eyes are blue and black, my eyes are yellow, and my heart is burning. Brother..."
I paused.
Ma Yuanbao agreed, stretched out his hand and put a large ingot of Yuanbao on my stall, and his expression was the same. "As long as the little master can transfer my luck to get rid of evil, I will definitely reward you with a lot of money!"
"Confused!" I slammed the table down, and the copper plate on the table jumped up.
Ma Yuanbao was frightened by me, and his tongue trembled: "Why, what's the matter?"
I was heartbroken: "You are so stupid." Yes, I am so stupid!
"Money should be treated as dung." I actually see money as dung!The golden spindle mocked me on the table, but I could see it, hear it, but not touch it. Even if I watched this scene a thousand or eight hundred times, my heart still hurts.
The spectators didn't think it was a big deal, so they hurried forward to explain Ma Yuanbao's doubts: "You're new here. Master Xiaowen, he never takes money for fortune-telling, and he does everything according to fate. A grain of rice, a glass of water, a sentence Words can be rewarded."
"It's true! There are such stupid people...so kind." Ma Yuanbao's eyes lit up suddenly, and he rolled over, even his teeth revealed the word "brilliant".I just watched him take the ingot of ingot back into his arms, the operation was astonishingly fast, but he still had to pretend to be profound, with a smile on his face.The heart is bleeding.
"Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable. Everything depends on fate." I raised two fingers very calmly. "First, as long as Brother Ma sends away Jiao'e, who is secretly hiding at home, as soon as possible, the disaster will be turned into good luck, and everything will be safe."
Ma Yuanbao looked at my second finger that was still upright: "Then what about the second finger?"
second...
I don't need to say.
"Ma Yuanbao!!!"
A loud roar pierced through the crowd, and Wen Yi, who was hiding behind the doorpost, was shocked and rolled out.At least I had the foresight to cover my ears, which saved me from a difficult situation.
"Ma Yuanbao, you murderer! You hide women from me! I think your skin is itchy and you want to pick it up, huh? You dare to pick wild flowers where they come from. I won't peel your skin! "
Mrs. Ma, she is like a kicker, her mouth is like a sharp knife, and she sharpens her blade with a pair of iron palms.Shrew for short.I've seen her eyes glowing with fire, hiding behind the crowd, I wish I could take out Ma Yuanbao, who was having an affair outside, and hang her to beat her.
Ma Yuanbao's small body couldn't resist his wife's beating, so he asked me for help.
I kindly reminded: "Brother Ma, first, first."
He got a earbud, and finally remembered what the number one was, and quickly said: "Madam, Madam, calm down. I was thinking of telling the truth."
"That woman is, yes, yes..." I saw his eyes roll around and suddenly aimed at me, I couldn't help but stand up, and heard him say loudly, "I want to introduce Master Xiao Banxian as a wife. Right now I want to get acquainted with him, and bring this up to him, who knows that you misunderstood." The more he talked smoothly, he didn't care about my wide-eyed eyes, and he was wronged directly, "I have been taught by my wife for causing trouble. Not to mention, it ruined this good marriage."
Wen Yi was dumbfounded, and tugged on my sleeve: "Master."
I hummed very calmly: "Your young master has no life, have you forgotten?"
"Oh."
Women are easy to coax.
Madam Ma actually believed such a few words that even the stage actors would not believe!Feeling sorry for Bala, she wiped her husband's face and apologized to me.I am very profound, but I just smiled.Before leaving, Ma Yuanbao winked at me secretly: "Master Little Banxian, your fate is really counted. Spirit." Thumbs up and left.
That's it, let's go.
The guests left, and the sun was overhead. I yawned and prepared to close the stall and go home, eat, play, and take a nap.
Wen Yi picked up three copper plates and a square stool, stuffed the flags into the basket, and asked me: "Young master, just now that man has wronged Madam and falsely accused you, why do you change his luck?"
"I just put up a few fingers."
"Two."
"The last few left."
Wen Yi thought for a while: "One?"
"That's right." I took off the Taoist robe, revealing the cloud-satin and dark-flowered tunic, took the brocade robe from Wen Yi, folded a fan, and transformed myself into my identity as the second young master of the Wen family. "I said first, you should make amends to your wife. Second, treat each other sincerely from now on, and you must not lie to her. Before the second is finished, he broke a taboo first. If you deceive this great luck, you will end up with even heavier consequences."
"Oh." Wen Yi seemed to understand, but he couldn't stop him from praising me fancy, "Young master is awesome."
That is.
This young master is talented and intelligent, even if I can't help myself in this job, it doesn't prevent me from being named "Little Half Immortal" by people in the Jianghu. It can be seen that fortune-telling is accurate, luck is smooth, and success in attracting peach blossoms is not a problem.
"When I first came to Song City, I heard that there was a little half-immortal in Song City. He was young, but he had the art of changing luck against the sky. I don't know who it is. I was curious, so I came to see it."
Wen Yi and I were talking, suddenly a faint fragrance wafted through my nose, very elegant, never before.I have stayed in Songcheng for 18 years, and I have been all over the streets and alleys, and I have never felt so fond of it. Just as I was about to ask Wen carefully, I heard a clear voice, with the gentleness of a Jiangnan water town.look up.
Okay.
The sound is like water, and the people are like fog.This person stood on the blue brick and white tile, as if he should be on that fan.
Then he smiled slightly: "So it's just a charlatan."
"How do you talk?" Wen stepped forward to argue.
I knocked him on the head casually, ignored his cry of pain, and took two steps forward: "This brother just said that he is a strange little fairy, but I'm here."
He laughed: "That's right. I'm so surprised that it's you, and you're also a charlatan."
I also laughed: "I am so lucky to have such a deep impression on my brother before we met. Listening to the accent, did you just come from afar? How long will you stay in Song City?"
Wen Yi pulled me desperately from behind: "Young master, don't just shine your eyes when you see someone. No matter how good-looking this person is, he is still a leaf, not your peach blossom! Can we watch the flowers carefully!"
"What do you know!" I stomped on his foot secretly, and covered my voice with a fan, "Peach blossoms, chrysanthemums, are they all flowers? The Taoist said, young master, I owed debts in my previous life, and I have to tell someone's fortune in this life. It's not that you, Mrs. Madam, have to believe it. I need to be this charlatan. Now this stall has been open for at least two and a half years. Maybe it's just to pay off the debt and send me the way of luck. Don't give it to me make trouble."
The words are light or heavy.I turned around, grinned, and gave the most perfect hand in 18 years: "I'll be Jingchang below, please tell me your brother Gao's name."
The brother just laughed.He shouldn't be much of a laugher.But when I looked at him, there was a smile in his eyes, and a smile in the corner of his mouth, and even the two strands of whiskers on his cheeks seemed to be waving and smiling at me.Laughing makes me feel refreshed, like drinking water mixed with honey.
Wen Yi poked me with his head down, and lowered his voice: "Master, stop laughing, you look so stupid."
The man said: "My surname is Xu. My name is Xu Qing."
Uh……
Xu Qing.
I feel that the little peach blossom or the little chrysanthemum that I have just reached out to may leave me again.
Probably my smile is a bit bitter.
Xu Qing couldn't help asking: "What?"
It's nothing.
only……
You have a good appearance. You are named Xu Qing. You have never seen the script!Are you afraid that people will not know that you are a snake?
But even though I was so slanderous and screaming in my heart, I still had to invite him politely: "We are destined to meet each other. Please come to Mr. Xu. I know that there is a place with elegant environment, which is especially suitable for you."
Xu Qing asked: "Where?"
I paused: "It's a boat."
His eyes lit up immediately: "Ship?"
Look and see!You are the one who cultivated human form!It's okay to call Xu Qing, but I'm so excited when I hear it's a boat!Do you think you are Mr. Tiao's Bai Suzhen!This young master, this little half-immortal, at least didn't get the name himself.
Even if the Taoist priest tricked me back then, it was still real and taught me some skills.If not, I really don't believe in his talk, and set up a stall every day, which is a lot of trouble.It doesn't have to be a predestined relationship.God knows what a predestined person is.
Wen Yi snorted: "By the way, young master, that Ma Yuanbao just now, you didn't ask him for a reward."
"Can you ask him what he wants? Greedy and lustful?"
I twirled the fan impatiently, turned around and greeted the little green snake.
The author has something to say:
Hello little angels, see you again.
Xinkeng Xiuzhen's main attack article "Jianmen Master Brother" is in the archives, and it will be updated in September.If you are interested, you can poke it, okay?
Good face, long talk, less attacking X who wants to come back (don't even think about it), the former (great plan and great strategy) Mozun (who was tricked into taking care of the children of Jianmen) suffers
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