my girlfriend is not human

Beep, beep, the goddess was just so scary!I will settle the account later!

Ye Lingling lay on the coffee table, her cat's paws covering her head, refusing to look at the scene in front of her.

"Ah, it smells so good!" Jun Yun scooped up the porridge with a smile, and put it in front of the kitten's nose maliciously, "I used the soup stewed by free-range old hens, all the oily flowers were removed, and the shredded chicken was finely chopped. Add a few shiitake mushrooms, a little bit of salt, a little bit of pepper rice, it's very delicious!"

I don't listen I don't listen I don't listen!

The fluffy triangular ears folded up, the little kitten deceived itself and shook its head, and the saliva overflowed.

"Well, this cold dish is also delicious. It's sour and very appetizing!" Yun Jun smiled deliberately. The cold dish is cucumber cold salad that she just made, added vinegar, and chopped small peppers. It looks good and delicious.

Ye Lingling raised her head unbearably, and looked at her sadly, Goddess, are you good or bad!

Jun Yun touched his nose with a smile, and finally stopped teasing her.

Ye Lingling watched helplessly as Yun Junxiao killed a plate of cucumbers and a pot of chicken porridge.

Yes, it is a pot, a casserole, a deep casserole.

The goddess is so edible, can she support her?

Ye Lingling was dumbfounded, and began to worry about how to support the goddess when they were together in the future.

"Well, Xiaowei is not in good health yet. I can make something light for lunch. I can make winter melon and shrimp soup, steamed fish, cold lettuce shreds, scrambled eggs with tomatoes, three dishes and one soup." Yun Jun said to himself with a smile, But the voice was a bit loud, so a single word floated into Ye Lingling's ears.

Ye Lingling raised her head and began to fantasize about food.

"Tick..." It's delicious!

"Ye Lingling, the saliva is coming out!" Yun Jun said with a snicker.

The cat's paw wiped the corner of her mouth, Ye Lingling twitched the corner of her mouth, and stuffed her paw under her body.

He took the kitten to take a bath, stuffed it in a big towel, and told her not to run around, Yun Jun laughed and went to the first floor.

On the first floor, Ah Da and Ah Er are greeting customers.

There are simple illusions in Star Wish. When ordinary humans come in, they will only see two tall and handsome men instead of two Apiao—they were the ones who greeted the guests when Lingling was not working part-time at Star Wish.

After seeing off the guests, Ah Da and Ah Er floated over and reminded, "Boss, I'm going to the hospital to recall Xia An'an's Qipo tonight, don't forget."

"Don't tell me I really forgot!" Yun Jun smiled and sighed, "It's a good thing Xiaowei woke up today, otherwise I wouldn't be in the mood to go." Ming Xiaowei's coma occupied all her thoughts, and she Forgot that Xia An'an's matter hadn't been dealt with yet.

"Tsk tsk, boss, you are in deep trouble, no wonder you want to reject the small part-time job!" Ada circled around Yunjun and said with a smile.

"Let's play!" Jun Yun slapped Ah Da on the ground with a smile, and stepped on it, "Xiaowei is my good friend, don't talk nonsense. If Xiaowei hears it, I don't care about you."

"Pain, pain, pain!" Ah Da wailed, "Boss, let go!"

"Let's see if you still dare to talk nonsense." Yun Jun looked at him with a smile, and then at Ah Er, "I'll make you two new bodies!"

"Actually, it's good for us to do this." Ah Er said, "Anyway, there are illusions, it's all the same."

"No." Jun Yun refused with a smile, "I'm going to die of anger when I face you two faces every day!"

Ah Da and Ah Er made a face at her, it was really a face.

Yun Jun smiled and ground a piece of paper made of sycamore wood, folded it, and cut out a human figure in three or two strokes.

"Boss, this one is shorter than the previous one!" Ah Da was dissatisfied, and pointed, "And here, the fingers need to be cut off, otherwise it's not easy to hold things, and the arms need to be longer..."

"Shut up!" Yun Jun laughed so hard that he put down the scissors, squinting his eyes, "Let's talk about getting a pig for you two."

Ah Da shut up.

Paper-cutting is not difficult, but the difficulty lies in the subsequent drawing of symbols, so that the ghosts of Ah Da and Ah Er can be possessed, and they can resist a little sunshine.

Squeeze out a drop of blood, and immediately, the temperature on the first floor dropped by more than [-] degrees, and an inexplicable wind swirled away.

Add red cinnabar, stir well, Jun Yun smiled and held his breath, calmed down, and began to draw symbols.

Ah Da and Ah Er didn't speak, and took two steps back.

Reciting the mantra in his mouth, Yun Jun smiled and finished it in one go, and closed his pen.

The sycamore wood made of paper has too much yang energy, which is not conducive to ghosts. With her blood to neutralize it, there is only the effect of meditation, which can keep ghosts in their minds.

"Try it." Yun Jun raised his jaw with a smile.

Ah Da Ah Er agreed and lay down on the paper.

After moving their limbs, the two A Piao quickly adapted to their new body, and nodded at Yun Jun with a smile.

"I'm going to the hospital at night, you two take good care of Xiaowei and Ye Lingling, don't say anything messy." Yun Jun smiled and said, "Also, Lincheng has been in chaos recently, you two leave one housekeeper and the other for me Go on patrol."

——Just now we were asked to take care of Mr. Ming and the little part-timer, and now we are asked to patrol, Zhou Paipi!

Ah Da gestured, the paper man was just so bad, it was inconvenient to speak.

"Sure enough, it's much quieter." Yun Jun smiled and nodded in satisfaction. These two were too noisy, and they tried their best to tear down the stage.Let's see what they say now.

"I'm going out for a while now, you guys pack up your things." Yun Jun said while washing his hands with a smile.

——Boss, what are you going to do?

Ah Er asked casually.

"Look for someone to inquire about something." Yun Jun smiled and walked outside. Ye Lingling's situation should be resolved as soon as possible, but the whereabouts of the old monster is a mystery, and he can't be contacted by spells. I asked someone to inquire about it.

"Meow~" Goddess, I want to go too!

Ye Lingling ran down at some point and hugged Yun Junxiao's ankle.

"Are you going too?" Yun Jun smiled and blinked.

Kitty nodded.

"Okay, then I'll take you with me, you have to be good." Jun Yun picked her up with a smile and stuffed her in his pocket.

She is wearing denim short-sleeves and cropped trousers today, all of which have pockets, especially the pockets of the short sleeves are vertical, and Ye Lingling is small, so it fits just right.

Ye Lingling raised her head, "Meow~"

"Let's go." Yun Jun smiled back and said, and left.

Leaving Xingyuan Flower Shop, a wave of heat came head-on.

There are very few pedestrians on the street, and occasionally I see them wearing a sun umbrella, coming and going in a hurry.

There is a bus stop not far from Xingyuan Flower Shop. After swiping the card, she is the only passenger on the bus. It feels like a private place for some reason.

Yun Junxiao's body temperature was cool, and it spread to Ye Lingling's body through a thin layer of clothes, making her very comfortable.

Speaking of which, Ye Lingling hasn't gone out during the day for several days, and at first glance, it feels a bit like a world away.

The bus was wobbly, and the kitten yawned, tucked into its pocket and went to sleep.

After squinting, he woke up and was still on the bus.

"Meow!" It hasn't arrived yet!so far!

With two paws scratching the edge of the pocket, the little cat looked around, and then looked at the stop sign on the opposite side.

It turned out to be a different bus, no wonder it is still on the bus!It's so far away, why not take the subway!

After finally getting out of the car, Ye Lingling took a look, and there was a large free park not far away. Could it be where Yun Junxiao was going?

Yun Jun smiled and stretched a little, shook his head, and said lazily, "I'm almost asleep!" She patted the little cat's head, "I can't take the subway with you!"

Ye Lingling licked her fingers.

There is a dessert shop on the side of the road, Yun Junxiao bought a two-color ice cream.

"Meow~" I want it too!

Ye Lingling looked up at Yun Jun and smiled, her eyes were pitiful.

"You can't eat a kitten." Yun Jun smiled coldly and pushed her into his pocket, "A cat should look like a cat." Let you eat my tofu!No one dares to eat my Yun Junxiao’s tofu yet!Do you think I will let you go if you become a cat?

Ye Lingling hugged her paw and gnawed, curled up into a ball reluctantly.

Yun Jun smiled and bent the corners of his lips, revealing a faint smile.

In fact, bullying her is quite fun!

Using spiritual power to protect the ice cream from being scratched off, Yun Junxiao walked into the park.