my girlfriend is not human

Ye Lingling remembered that she left in a hurry last night, and the thick Chinese dictionary that could kill people was thrown on the rattan table.

There are only two rattan wooden tables in Xingyuan, and the one Yun Junxiao is used to sitting on is the one he is sitting on now.

But there was nothing on the rattan table.

Could it be Ah Da Ah Er who took it away?

Ye Lingling thought to herself and jumped off the table.

Beautiful figure, light body, full marks.

Flicking her tail, Ye Lingling walked to the bookshelf with graceful catwalks, raised her head, and soon found the dictionary. After all, there were not many books that thick, and it was too conspicuous.

It's just that, if you find it, you will find it. The Chinese dictionary is a circle bigger than Ye Lingling, and her two are heavy and placed high, so you can't get it at all.

"Meow~" Goddess, go get a dictionary~

The little cat ran to Yun Junxiao's feet, hooked her ankles with its tail, and dragged her towards the bookshelf.

Yun Jun smiled and yawned, feeling itchy legs, lowered his head, saw the kitten's posture, stood up, and said, "Miaomiao, where are you taking me?"

After walking a few steps, he stopped in front of the first bookshelf.

"I didn't expect that, Miao Miao, you are still a half-demon who likes to read books!" Yun Jun smiled and blinked, and said in surprise.

What is a half-demon?

Ye Lingling was at a loss, as if she had gained an additional identity in a matter of minutes, what did the goddess make up her mind!

No matter, this is not important for now.

Hugging Yun Junxiao's thigh, the little cat tried hard to climb up.

Jun Yun couldn't help laughing, picked her up, squeezed her paws, "What book do you want to read? I'll get it for you!"

"Meow~" Chinese dictionary!

Ye Lingling tapped her paw on the Chinese dictionary, turned her head to look at Jun Yun and smiled.

"You, do you want to read the Chinese dictionary?" Yun Jun was dumbfounded with a smile. Do half demons read Chinese dictionaries these days?

The kitten nodded, "Meow!" That's it!

"Okay!" Yun Jun smiled and blinked, put his arms around the kitten, took out the Chinese dictionary with his left hand, returned to the rattan table, placed it in front of Ye Lingling, and said weakly, "It's just as long as you like it."

The white paw is holding the dictionary in the black case, the little cat looks up at Yun Jun and smiles, "Meow~" Let's watch together~

"You can read it yourself! I'm old, so I won't watch it with you!" Yun Jun smiled and pressed the cat's head, and said uninterestedly. She lived too long and was forced to learn too many fonts. Now she sees the dictionary Just big head.

With that said, he got up and went to the bar.

Ye Lingling quickly hugged her hand, "Meow meow!" Goddess, you can't leave!Just for you to see!

"Hey, go and see for yourself!" Yun Jun smiled and moved her to the center of the table, and walked towards the bar.

Ye Lingling lay on the dictionary, her eyes moved back and forth following Jun Yun's smile.

Yun Junxiao first made himself a glass of iced orange juice, poured warm water into a small saucer, and placed it beside the kitten.

"Why don't you read it?" Yun Jun smiled and bit the straw, she likes to bite the mouth of the straw flat, "If you don't like to read it, we can change to other ones, I have a lot of novels here."

These four bookshelves are not so much for guests, but for Yun Junxiao himself. Every three months, she will go to the bookstore to buy a batch of new books.However, in the past few years, online literature has flourished, and various themes have emerged in an endless stream. You don’t want to miss the good-looking ones. Yun Junxiao fell in love with e-books, and occasionally fell into a pit.

The little cat looked at Jun Yun and smiled sadly. The paper was so soft that the cat's paws couldn't be separated, so it couldn't turn the page at all, okay?

As the straw fiddled with the ice cubes, Jun Yun smiled softly and opened the first page of the Chinese dictionary.

Ye Lingling became excited, her heart was beating wildly, she couldn't help swallowing, the goddess will soon know that she is Ye Lingling, what expression will she have?

The little cat quickly shook its head, raised its paw to make Jun Yun laugh and continue turning.

"Hey, Miaomiao, have you finished watching?" Yun Jun smiled and looked at the little cat strangely.

After flipping through two more sheets, Ye Lingling shook her head until she turned to the page with the letter "w".

The pink and tender meat pad was covered on w, Jun Yun squinted his eyes with a smile, looked at the page number, and turned to the page of w.

Ye Lingling looked up at Jun Yun with a smile, and pressed the word "wo".

This half-demon has something to tell her.

Yun Jun smiled and drank the orange juice, confirming his guess.

Going back to the directory, carefully paying attention to the kitty's reaction, Yun Jun smiled and wondered what the half-demon wanted to say to her.

So, when the courier delivery boy came to Xingyuan flower shop, he saw the beautiful proprietress of the flower shop and a cute black kitten with her head on her head, flipping through a book, a Chinese dictionary?

"Boss Yun, your express delivery!"

The courier brother stood at the door, with a faint red on his dark skin, and said loudly.

Jun Yun looked up with a smile, and smiled, "Did my phone arrive?" She got up, took a bottle of mineral water from the small refrigerator, gave it to the courier brother, and picked up the courier.

"It should be." The courier boy lowered his head and refused, "Don't bother, Boss Yun!"

"You're welcome." Yun Jun smiled and chuckled, "It's so hot, let's cool down."

The little cat looked up and clearly saw the obsession in the courier brother's eyes, and thought of his first love that died without a problem.

Hey, hey, the goddess has someone she likes!

Thinking about it makes me sad, Ye Lingling hugged her tail and gnawed~

Sending off the admirer, Yun Jun smiled and opened the courier as he walked, the new mobile phone finally arrived, life without a mobile phone is really hard.

"Tsk tsk, Boss, you are not kind!" Ah Da and Ah Er cleaned up the second floor, and as soon as they floated down, they saw the scene where the courier brother turned around and left.

Jun Yun rolled his eyes with a smile, "You're not kind, you ball of yarn! Shut up!" It's not that she doesn't know that the courier boy likes her, but she won't give him any response, so why say it?

"Boss, is this a new phone?"

Ah Er sharp-eyed saw the iconic banana that had been peeled off a little, and flew over with a swish, grabbing it.

"Ah, the latest banana phone!" Ah Da also floated over, and said happily, "Boss, I thought you would give us a recharge!"

"If it breaks again, I can only buy you a 99 yuan one." Yun Jun smiled and glared at them, and began to settle the old score, "How many phones have you both broken? This time you also took my phone." It's all broken!"

Ah Da and Ah Er winked, "There will be no next time!"

"Stop watching TV dramas!" Yun Jun smiled and said nothing about them, Ah Da and Ah Er, two thousand-year-old ghosts, love to watch dog-blood dramas, whether it is idol dramas or mother-in-law and daughter-in-law dramas, they are their favorites.The last mobile phone was watched by them continuously for 24 hours, corroded by Yin Qi, and died in just three months. Then they robbed her mobile phone to watch TV dramas, and the fighting time was contributed to the floor, and it was over.

"Yeah, yeah, I see, boss, you are getting more and more verbose, isn't it menopausal?" Ah Da and Ah Da said without raising their heads.

"Boss is so old, he still has menopause?" Ah Er eagerly opened the phone case, it was black.

"Get out!" Yun Jun smiled and raised his hand, and a wave of spiritual power hit him, "How are you, boss! Forever!"

"Boss, you pretend to be tender! Your age plus two zeros is about the same!" A Da and A Er avoided their spiritual power, stuck out their tongues, floated to a corner, turned on their phones, connected to the wireless network skillfully, and downloaded software.

On the rattan table, Ye Lingling was already stunned.

How much is it plus two zeros?One hundred and eight?No, it's one thousand and eight!

How can it be?The goddess is [-] years old?No no, absolutely impossible, impossible!She must have heard it wrong!Or Ah Da Ah Er was just joking!Yes, just kidding!

Pressing the cat's ears, the kitten shook its head desperately.

"It feels pretty good!" Yun Junxiao didn't pay attention to the kitten, his mind was already occupied by the mobile phone, he stood in front of the bar, put the phone card in, and the boot animation started.

It's clean, and there are no missed calls or text messages.

Open the contacts, the first one in the call log is Ye Lingling.

"Meow~" Goddess, hurry up!Come on come on!

Ye Lingling flicked her tail, feeling a little anxious, she had already recognized three of them just now, and she was only one word away from letting the goddess know her identity!

"By the way, Boss, do you want to call the little part-timer? She hasn't come for several days! Maybe something unexpected happened!" Ada said in the corner.

Small part-time job?Do you mean her?

The triangular ears were pricked up, and the cat eyes looked at Jun Yun with a smile, thinking, could it be that the goddess didn't remember her, but the phone was broken so she didn't call her?

She blinked, it turned out that both Ah Da and Ah Er called her that, these two voyeurs!

Yun Junxiao started to download the software, walked to the rattan wooden table, pinched the little cat’s ears, and said lightly, “I’ve seen her fate, it’s smooth sailing, longevity! It’s summer vacation now, You should go out and play!"

"Impossible!" Ah Da floated over, winking, "Even if you want to go out to play, the little part-time job will definitely come to tell you! Something must have happened! Just make a phone call! Boss!"

"That's right, let's call the boss! The little part-time job is so obsessed with you, I will be very happy to receive your call." Ah Er also floated over, encouraging Yunjun to laugh.

Ye Lingling also looked at Jun Yun and smiled, feeling sour in her heart, even if I have the destiny to live a hundred years, you can't stop making a phone call!

Yun Jun smiled and touched the little cat's head, felt her warm body temperature, and sighed, "Why bother! I have lived for too long, and I don't even know how long I can live. If I can't give her any response, why should I give her any response?" hope?"