The little eunuch gl of the demon queen

Yao Xi was a little frustrated.

She lay flat and let the empress dowager dispose of her, but the empress actually said she was not interested?This is simply an insult to her charm!Don't fight for steamed buns, she can still earn the 1000 taels of silver today!

Isn't it because he seduced the empress dowager so much that she couldn't help it?She and Niangniang are in love with each other, and there is no one else in the hall at the moment, so there is nothing they can't let go of.

Yao Xi climbed up from the cold ground, and managed to prepare himself mentally.Seduce people, it's really the first time she has done it in two lifetimes.In fact, it is not difficult to seduce the empress with a thick skin. She is not thin-skinned in the first place, and the days of serving the empress are getting thicker and thicker.

What she is most afraid of is actually that the empress will go back on what she says.

"The empress must keep her word! From now on, as long as the empress takes the initiative to touch the slave with a finger, the slave will be considered successful." Yao Xi needs a guarantee.Don't let her go all out and make a show for a long time, the empress is ruthless after watching the music and ravaging her.

Seeing Yao Xi taking deep breaths and muttering words of encouragement to herself, Wan Yu suddenly felt a sense of anticipation. "The Ai family keeps what they say. As long as the father-in-law has the ability to lure the Ai family to touch you, then the 1000 taels will belong to the father-in-law." She actually didn't expect that the temptation of a lot of money would be so useful to Yao Xi. Sheng Chong, it's not difficult for Yao Xi to just ask her sister for a thousand taels.

But Yao Xi didn't, he had to earn her money.

What does this mean?It shows that this girl has longed for her and enjoyed it for a long time, but because of her status as a master and servant, she dare not do anything wrong to her.When she gave him a chance, Yao Xi was gearing up and vowing to do his best.Although this girl Yao Xi is greedy for money, she is a girl's family after all, so she can't really do such a shameful thing for 1000 taels, right?

Therefore, Yao Xi did this for her own sake.

Perhaps this is the tacit understanding between people who love each other.She jokingly gave Yao Xi a chance to show off, and Yao Xi firmly seized this opportunity with the excuse of being greedy for money.

"Your Majesty, please wait a moment, the servant will return as soon as he goes." Yao Xi saluted the Empress Dowager with a heroic expression, and headed towards the sleeping hall.

"???" Wan Yu was puzzled.

After taking two steps, Yao Xi suddenly turned around and asked the Empress Dowager, "Can I use some of your empress' rouge and water powder?"

Wan Yu nodded: "You can use anything from Aijia." Is the girl trying to tease her by dressing up as a woman?Wan Yu looked forward to it even more, she had never seen Yao Xi dressed as a woman.

After entering the bedroom, Yao Xi closed the door and sat down in front of the makeup mirror, and untied the loose hair bun that had been tossed a few times just now.When she entered the bedroom, she not only wanted to dress up, but also wanted to let the empress wait for a while.When the empress is so itchy to wait, she will make a gorgeous appearance and be extremely seductive. Isn't it a matter of minutes to win the innocent little girl like the empress?

So she was not in a hurry, and slowly dusted her face with powder.To seduce people, of course she had to use the drunken makeup that I saw so pitifully, and she used her fingertips to smear rouge on the eye sockets and the cheeks under the eyes. After finishing the lip makeup and eyebrows, Yao Xi carefully looked at herself in the mirror face.

She used to look in the mirror and always felt that she was looking at someone else, perhaps because she had been with this body for a long time, and gradually the feeling of alienation and strangeness faded a lot.As the soul and body became more and more firmly integrated, some memories of the original owner, Sun Xibao, appeared in the dream from time to time.She wasn't sure if it was Sun Xibao's real experience before she traveled, or Sun Xibao's fabricated memories combined with experiences, dreams and imagination.

Because the place that appeared in the dream was too strange, and as far as she knew, the Sun family had lived in the remote alley where she lived when she crossed over three generations ago, and had never moved.

Guessing that the empress should be in a hurry, Yao Xi tidied up the unbuttoned clothes for the umpteenth time today, and combed her hair again.She was still wearing the thin fragrance-colored men's uniform, and her hair was in a masculine bun, but her face was painted with a charming drunken makeup, and she was holding a pink empress cloak in her hand.

This is called the masculinity in the masculinity, the masculinity in the masculine, and the masculine spirit is the most irresistible.

Wan Yu waited impatiently.That girl Yao Xi shouldn't have taken so long even if she wanted to change her dress and do her makeup?But no matter how anxious she was, she didn't have the thought of moving to the bedroom to urge her, and she still sat firmly on the chair.

Just when Wan Yu thought that Yao Xi had fallen asleep in the dormitory, a familiar figure covered his face with a cloak and walked towards the hall gracefully.Wan Yu couldn't see Yao Xi's face clearly, but she could see that she was still wearing men's clothes, so she couldn't help feeling a little disappointed.

Yao Xi looked at the road ahead through the gauze drape, she didn't go in front of the empress dowager, but stopped beside the pillar in the middle of the hall.She puts on sexy makeup and has the sexiest dance ever.

There are no steel pipes, but there are plenty of big pillars.

Yao Xi stood beside the pillar, gently shook off the pink veil covering his face, revealing his face with drunk makeup, then twisted his waist and held the pillar with one hand in a coquettish way.She skipped AS's "First Love" during the school performance, and now she can barely remember some of the moves.

The BGM automatically played in his mind, Yao Xi fixed his eyes on the Empress Dowager, and started her performance.

Wan Yu's mood went up and down several times. First, she was disappointed to see Yao Xi coming out in men's clothing. After the cloak was taken off, her heart trembled again when she saw Yao Xi's delicate makeup. When I dance, I feel a little... want to laugh.

It's just that Yao Xi has a serious expression, twisting around the pillar like a snake, and winking at her from time to time, she couldn't live up to the child's intentions, so she suppressed her smile and watched seriously.

Seeing that the Empress Dowager was engrossed, Yao Xi's confidence doubled, and he made difficult movements one after another, and even jumped into the air with his legs wrapped around the pillar.

This action is very difficult, but it does not have much beauty.Because the pillars are very thick and not as slender as steel pipes, Yao Xi might be sexy if he danced with the steel pipes in his arms.

She is like a teetering bear clinging to a big tree.

Wan Yu couldn't help covering her mouth and laughing.Is the girl trying to seduce her or laughing at her to death?

The empress dowager's laughter deeply hurt Yao Xi's self-esteem.I think she danced this dance at school back then, and gained many suitors!It seems that we have to use a ruthless move.

Yao Xi switched the BGM in his mind.

The melodious melody sounded:

She is the setting sun

Think more, who knows how to appreciate

……

Yao Xi leaned against the pillar and raised his hands above his head, then twisted his waist and slowly slid down, looking at the empress dowager provocatively.She forgot that this was the first time to untie the belt today, and she undid it very slowly.

Time to pull off the bodice and do a magic trick for the Queen Mother.

BGM continues:

Come on, be happy~ Anyway, there is a lot of time

Come on, love~ Anyway, there is a lot of foolishness

Wan Yu unconsciously grasped the armrest of the chair.Every movement and every look of Yao Xi directly sent her a message: I want my lady!She stood up from the chair and walked towards the pillar step by step.

Seeing the empress walking towards her, Yao Xi suddenly felt palpitations. She dragged her cloak and sang and walked towards the empress dowager. He sang: "Ah~~~itch~~~"

Wan Yu's body trembled, being tickled by Yao Xi's kitten-like lazy voice.

Yao Xi pulled open his neckline to reveal one shoulder, and sang in a low voice: "Dafangfang fell in love with the appearance of love, and Meng Lang, who was obsessed with dreams in a roundabout way, became more and more panicked~ the more itchy, the more itchy~~ ~"

At the end of the song, Yao Xi grabbed the empress dowager's hand and put it on his chest, said with a smile, "Is the empress dowager helping the slave untie it, or the slave will do it by himself?"

Wan Yu swallowed.Through Yao Xi's slightly open jacket, she saw the cloth strips tightly wrapping Yao Xi's chest.That strip of cloth seems familiar... It turns out that girls are not used to hang themselves.Her hands were tightly pressed against Yao Xi's chest, time seemed to have stopped, and Yao Xi looked at her eagerly.

she knows.Yao Xi didn't want money, but her.

Yao Xi's eyes were burning, and he thought in his heart: Your Majesty, please do it quickly!I can get my 1000 taels of silver!

The door of the main hall suddenly opened.

Wan Yu turned her head and looked, only to see Emperor Ming Cheng standing at the entrance of the main hall leading Lan Guiren.

Her hand was still on Yao Xi's chest, and Yao Xi's clothes were already in a mess. "Ah—" Yao Xi didn't care whether he would be startled, and screamed and covered the exposed half of his shoulder.

Wan Yu stretched out her hand to embrace Yao Xi, and blocked Yao Xi with the big sleeve of her coat.According to her previous temper, she must have sternly told the two people at the door to leave.But the emperor has experienced too many bad things recently, so he managed to cheer up a little bit. Lan Guiren is Yao Xi's sister.She suppressed her anger, blocked Yao Xi with one hand, and straightened Yao Xi's clothes with the other.

Yao Shuanglan looked away long ago.She knew that her younger brother would be wronged if he served beside the empress dowager, but she never thought that his younger brother's life would be so difficult.Not to mention that the good young man was painted as a woman, but the empress dowager was still playing tricks on her younger brother in broad daylight... Yao Shuanglan secretly wiped away the tears of distress.

Emperor Ming Cheng also lowered his head in embarrassment.Is this girl Wan Yu really a long-term drought and nectar?I'm so sticky with this eunuch.It's also his fault that he forgot that Wan Yu already has a male favourite, so he can't make such jokes like before.

Yao Xi tidied up his clothes, hid in the empress dowager's arms, lowered his head and wiped off the makeup on his face with his sleeves, his ears were flushed with embarrassment.Wan Yu patted Yao Xi's back distressedly.The girl was shy in the first place, and she was willing to indulge in front of her because she loved her. It must be too embarrassing and indignant for others to see that scene just now, let alone Yao Xi's sister and brother-in-law.

"Hasn't anyone ever taught the emperor to knock on the door before entering a house?" Wan Yu couldn't help admonishing Emperor Ming Cheng.

Emperor Ming Cheng lowered his head and said, "It's my fault."

"Go back to Nuan Pavilion!" Wan Yu whispered to Yao Xi while hugging her.

Emperor Ming Cheng took the words and told Yao Xi, "Let's go out first! I have something to discuss with the Empress Dowager." Although the Nuan Pavilion is some distance away from the main hall, it is connected after all. He brought the Lan nobles to serve tea to Wan Yu, and he didn't want outsiders exist.

Yao Xi lowered his voice and asked the Empress Dowager, "Your Majesty just embraced the slave, so does the 1000 taels count as the success of the slave?"

"..." Hearing what Yao Xi said, Wan Yu couldn't help suspecting that the girl was really greedy for money, not for her. "Forget it. Go out first, and come in to receive the reward after the emperor leaves."

"Yes." A smile appeared on Yao Xi's face instantly.She saluted the empress dowager, then the emperor and Lan Guiren, and then ran out blushing.

The maid at the door also saw the scene just now, Yao Xi inadvertently exchanged glances with the maid, and looked away tacitly.Yao Xi felt that he couldn't stay in the empress dowager's palace any longer, remembering that he had promised to help Princess Longyi choose a ceremony for the empress dowager, so he avoided the eyes of everyone and went to the other side of the stream.

After entering the hall with the emperor, Yao Shuanglan closed the door of the hall with her own hands.

"Sit down!" Wan Yu looked at Emperor Ming Cheng with an ugly expression, "Why is the emperor here?"

"Didn't the queen mother decide to promote Shuanglan to Jieyu today? I have already issued an edict, so I brought her here to serve tea to the queen mother, and I also thought that I should talk to the queen mother during the Dragon Boat Festival." Emperor Ming Cheng smiled.

Wan Yu saw that Emperor Ming Cheng's mood improved a lot, and she was also relieved a lot. She was really afraid that Emperor Ming Cheng would be devastated.If the emperor is depressed, the consequences will be unimaginable. "There's no need to talk, just go back after serving the tea!"

Emperor Ming Cheng was stunned for a moment, remembering the scene he had just seen.He disturbed Wan Yu.

There was hot tea in the hall, Yao Shuanglan stepped forward and poured two cups, one for the emperor, and one for herself.

Emperor Ming Cheng walked up to Wan Yu with tea, bowed and was about to speak when Wan Yu interrupted him and said, "Who does the emperor see serving tea to the elders standing up?" Wan Yu sat proudly on the table directly above. Sitting on the chair, he raised his head and smiled provocatively at Emperor Ming Cheng.

Emperor Mingcheng thought for a while, and knelt down together with Lan Guiren, and respectfully held the tea bowl and said: "The Queen Mother, please use tea..."

Wan Yu interrupted him with a smile again: "Queen? If the emperor is so insincere, why bother to use such false tricks?"

"My queen invites you to tea. I..."

"Zhen? Since the emperor doesn't regard Ai's family as an elder, let's go back to Qianqing Palace!" Wan Yu got up to see off the guests.

Emperor Ming Cheng smiled helplessly and said to Wan Yu: "My son brought Mrs. Yao to serve tea to the queen mother!"

Wan Yu sat down again, with a satisfied smile on her face.Feng Qian, this unlucky child, finally recognized her as the queen mother seriously. "Since you have called, you are not allowed to change your words in the future!"

Emperor Cheng of the Ming Dynasty was also a little emotional when he served tea to Wan Yu.When he married Empress Zhu, he served tea to the concubine and the former empress. At that time, the two were still alive. The concubine was very happy when she took the tea cup that day, because the Zhu family could help him secure his position.Wan Yu is also very happy today, but the reason for her happiness is much simpler than that of the concubine.

Yao Shuanglan also knelt down and offered tea: "My concubine, Mrs. Yao, to the Empress Dowager..."

Ming Chengdi reminded softly: "Shuanglan, call the queen mother."

"Don't!" Wan Yu seriously stopped Lan Guiren: "Let's call her the Empress Dowager of the Ai Family!" Yao Xi's elder sister always thought it was weird to call her Queen Mother.

"Empress Dowager!" Emperor Ming Cheng thought that Wan Yu was still dissatisfied with Lan Guiren, and his face was a little unhappy.

The son recognized it, but it was really wrong not to recognize the daughter-in-law.Wan Yu compromised and said, "Call it!"

***

Yao Xi arrived at Princess Longyi's palace, and saw several empty boxes already placed in the courtyard.

"Has Her Highness packed up already?" Yao Xi greeted the maids in the courtyard.

The maid's expression was a little strange, and she smiled unnaturally at Yao Xi: "Eunuch Yao is here? I'll go in and tell the Eldest Princess immediately."

Longyi was having lunch, when he heard that Yao Xi was coming, he threw down his chopsticks, wiped his face and hands indiscriminately, and rushed out.She walked down the steps into the yard, and asked Yao Xi with a smile, "Why is it so late? Don't you have to serve the Queen Mother for lunch?"

Yao Xi said truthfully: "The emperor and Mrs. Lan Gui have something to do with the empress dowager, so I hurried over here, and I will help the princess choose the etiquette before rushing back in time."

"Does the Queen Mother know that you are here?" Long Yi smiled very warmly today.

Yao Xi shook his head with a smile: "I think it won't be too long anyway." She didn't want to come here now, but the scene of seducing the empress dowager was seen by many people, and she still avoided it on the cusp of this embarrassing situation. good.

But when she saw Princess Longyi's smile, she suddenly felt guilty.

She has seen this smile too many times, it was the smile when the Empress Dowager dug a hole for her!

Long Yi nodded with a smile, and said to the maids in the courtyard: "Do it!" She ordered a few confidant maids to serve her close to her early in the morning, and tied Yao Xi up and sent him to the fiefdom whenever she had a chance.

Before Yao Xi had time to react, he was restrained by the court ladies who rushed up suddenly, and a scarf was stuffed in his mouth.

"Yao Xi. Don't blame me." Long Yi wanted to explain a few more words, but it was inconvenient to mention the Yao family's affairs due to the presence of the maid, so she turned and told the maid: "Bring the sedan chair in!"