The little eunuch gl of the demon queen

Aunt Xianxi is not here, this time Yao Xi finally doesn't have to drink with the empress dowager in a big bowl.

It's just that she has already drunk three glasses, but the wine in the Empress Dowager's glass has not been touched.If she remembers correctly, the original words of the Empress Dowager are: After finishing the account, let's have a drink with Ai's family!

Since I'm drinking with you, then you should drink!

And the agreement is two cups, one more cup or one less is not two cups.She has had three drinks.

Yao Xi secretly complained in his heart, and his drinking speed also slowed down.She didn't dare to drink too hastily, it's easy to get drunk in a hurry, but the drinker didn't notice it, and when she realized it, she was already drunk.The last time she was drunk, if it wasn't for the pepper that scared her sober, and then the assassin came again, she might not have done anything in front of the empress dowager.

What she was most afraid of was getting drunk and feeling the tightness of the chest cloth. Driven by instinct, she stretched her hands into her chest like a magic trick in public—then the moment to witness a miracle!

Strips of white cloth can be pulled out continuously from her chest, and at the end of the highlight, a pair of big white rabbits jumped out.The finishing touch!Like a great white dove conjured from a magician's hat.

It sounds ridiculous, but who knows what incredible things will happen if you drink too much.

Yao Xi planned to drink with the empress dowager for a while, and then pretend to be drunk and sleep on the table. When the empress called someone to come in and carry her back to the room, he would have escaped the catastrophe.

"Why don't you drink it? Do you think this wine is too weak for your appetite?" Wan Yu could not help urging Yao Xi to stop after drinking three cups.

Yao Xi was shocked.Is this wine still weak?It's obviously the same as what I drank in Ning'an Palace last time!Erguotou mixed with alcohol!

According to what the empress dowager said, if she can't act like she's drinking to her heart's content, there will be stronger wine waiting for her.Shocked, Yao Xi picked up his wine glass and took another sip, brewing his acting skills while drinking.

She had to be a little drunk, starting with being unable to hold the glass steady, then babbling nonsense, lying on the table while talking nonsense, and finally closing her eyes to sleep.When sleeping, the snort should be heavier, and the limbs should be relaxed as much as possible, and you will be liberated when you are sent back to the room!

Yao Xi rehearsed in his mind a series of actions to be done after pretending to be drunk, and when he felt that there was no problem, he let go of his fingers and poured the empty wine glass on the table and rolled it around twice.

The next step is to talk nonsense, and the more nonsense you talk, the more you seem really drunk.

"Lenggong is haunted, don't you know?" Yao Xi put his index finger and middle finger together and knocked on the table, posing like a storyteller: "Don't believe it. Really. I saw it with my own eyes. Hiccup—" Wine hiccup, this just right wine hiccup made the whole performance come alive instantly.

you?This is drunk?Wan Yu was not sure, so she sat opposite Yao Xi and watched quietly.In fact, her heart was already in her throat, and she was both nervous and looking forward to what she would do next.

"The Jingling Palace that night was full of ghosts!" Yao Xi lay down on the table while talking.

It's all right, it's time to go to sleep after muttering a few more words, she lowered her voice and muttered: "It's a good thing I hit ten of them, otherwise I would die inside..."

Wan Yu laughed.Is it full of ghosts?Obviously there are only two in the cabinet and on the old locust tree. Originally, there was going to be a black cat in the cabinet, but I couldn't find it for a while, so I stuffed it with a grapefruit and a ghost made of white clothes.Another one hit ten?But you can't bear it to death.Is it true that Aijia didn't hear you crying and howling?

Yao Xi's head was lying on the table, both hands were hanging down like that, the sound of breathing became heavier and heavier, and he hummed from time to time, the sound of the humming was a bit lazy, it was like being gently scratched by a cat's paw, Itchy.

"Xiao Yaozi?" Wan Yu called out.Yao Xi fell asleep soundly and didn't respond.

"Eunuch Yao?" Wan Yu called again.Yao Xi still ignored her.

Really fell asleep?Wan Yu got up and walked behind Yao Xi, poking his arm with her finger.

Yao Xi could hear the footsteps of the empress dowager approaching, and could feel the empress dowager poking her.She can't wake up, maybe the empress will pour her down if she wakes up, and if she doesn't wake up naturally, it will be bad if she is found pretending to be drunk.

It was already night at this time, Wan Yu ordered people not to come in, the empty hall was eerily quiet, only the sound of Yao Xi's breathing and her frantic heartbeat.Wan Yu stood behind Yao Xi, clutching her chest to collect herself, staring at the blue pants on Yao Xi's body, just staring at the pants made her blush.

At this point, Wan Yu suddenly hesitated.

Pull off the eunuch's pants to see where others are?This is not only inappropriate, but also perverted.

Fortunately, in her life, there has never been a question whether she should or should not do it, only whether she wants to do it or not.Does she want to take off Yao Xi's pants?Yes I do!

After making up her mind, Wan Yu had a new worry.

Take off the trousers first, and then put them on after reading, this is a big movement, in case the little eunuch wakes up halfway, the little eunuch suddenly opens his eyes, and looks at her with his bare buttocks It's just too embarrassing.

The little eunuch must have looked shocked and asked, "Ma'am, what are you doing?"

What can she say?Do you pretend to be calm and say: It's okay.Aijia just take a look.

It's no wonder the little eunuch doesn't think she's a pervert!

Before doing it, she had to test how drunk the eunuch was, and whether he would wake up if touched by someone.

Wan Yu glanced into the hall, and saw the small gavel next to the wooden fish on the incense table. She didn't believe in gods and Buddhas, and the wooden fish already existed in Longyi Palace.Wan Yu picked up the mallet, stood behind Yao Xi, tapped her on the head lightly, then bent down to see if Yao Xi responded.

Yao Xi didn't move, but his heart was full of question marks.what's the situation?Why did the empress dowager beat her on the head?

Seeing that Yao Xi didn't move, Wan Yu knocked harder several times.If he still doesn't wake up, the little eunuch has really fallen asleep, and she can safely and boldly spy on it.

All the question marks in Yao Xi's heart turned into swear words.Empress Dowager, is there something wrong with you?Have you ever seen someone get drunk and play with a human head like a wooden fish?Or are you picking watermelons?Knock and listen to the sound, to see if her big head is ripe?

The empress struck hard, Yao Xi gritted his teeth in pain.She was hesitating whether to just wake up and forget it?If you keep on pretending, the Empress Dowager may not play her very well!Yao Xi was contemplating his acting skills when he woke up, and the empress dowager behind him had a new move.

Yao Xi felt the empress dowager's two arms resting on her armpits, dragging her from the chair to the ground.

This sudden movement interrupted Yao Xi's train of thought for acting, what is the empress going to do now?Sitting and playing is not enough for her, so she wants to play lying down?

Yao Xi decided to wake up, she couldn't afford it.When you close your eyes and pretend to be asleep, and there is a queen mother with a weird personality playing around with you like a doll, that feeling is too scary and insecure.She even suspected that the empress dowager had a hobby similar to necrophilia, but what she liked to play with was not corpses, but comatose or sleeping people.

Yao Xi secretly opened his eyes, and when he was about to wait for an opportunity to wake up, he saw an even weirder scene...

The empress dowager hugged her knees obediently and lay on the ground, staring at her stomach?crotch?in a daze.

what's the situation! ! ! ! !Empress, what are you looking at there for?

Afraid of being discovered by the empress, she quickly closed her eyes, but her heart became more and more uneasy.As long as the empress touched her, she would wake up quickly.How do you wake up... yawn?Or turn over?

Wan Yu hesitated again.

The little eunuch fell asleep, and now she just needs to move her fingers to untie her trousers to find out, and she will know if she rejects the little eunuch's body after looking at it.

But she suddenly didn't dare to look at it.It's not because he's afraid of Yao Xixing, or because he thinks this kind of behavior is too unbearable.Instead, I worry about what if I really can't accept it?After seeing it, she couldn't forget it. Every time she saw the little eunuch, she would think of his terrible wound.Let alone serving the bed, I am afraid that even holding the hand of the little eunuch will feel uncomfortable.

Does it really matter what it looks like there?The little eunuch is an eunuch, and he can't really have sex with her.Whatever she wanted, the eunuch would give it to her whether she saw it or not.Wouldn't it be better not to watch?Anyway, she didn't know what the eunuch's down there was like, so as long as she didn't know, she wouldn't be afraid.

Wan Yu's gaze shifted to Yao Xi's face, the little eunuch's sleeping appearance was really pretty, just looking at his face was enough, why bother?She stood up, looked down at Yao Xi and made a decision.

Tomorrow, I will let the emperor know, and stop by the storeroom of Ning'an Palace to pick out some rewards for the eunuch, and I will officially accept the eunuch as a male pet.Eunuchs are no more taboo than men, so they can be kept in the palace.

The little eunuch even used Yi Mengxiang, and it was obvious that he wanted to be her pamper.Then fulfill the little eunuch!Wan Yu looked at the person lying on the ground and smiled.

I don't know how happy the little eunuch will be if he gets his wish tomorrow.

"Come here! Help Yao Xi back to the guard."

Yao Xi heaved a sigh of relief when she heard the empress call for someone to help her back to the duty room, and knew nothing about the terrible decision made by the empress dowager.

***

Yao Shuanglan came to thank Longyi for what happened in the morning.

"Brother Huang doesn't need you to accompany him? You have been working so hard these two days." Long Yi was still angry about Lan Guiren and Yao Xi, and didn't appreciate it.

Yao Shuanglan sat down next to Longyi, and said in a gentle voice: "Are you going back to the fief soon? I think the days when we can see each other are getting less and less, so I will come here as much as I can to accompany you. Thank you for the morning thing."

"Whether you want to come to see me or someone else, you know exactly what you want." Long Yi said with a cold face, "I don't remember the nobleman caring about me so much, and he ignored me before. Coincidentally, the Empress Dowager brought Yao After Xizhu came in, you suddenly fell in love with me. I advise you to be a little bit more modest, this time I will hide it for you, but next time it may not be the case."

"Longyi, quit drinking." Yao Shuanglan persuaded.Longyi does not quit drinking, she really dare not say anything about her younger brother, if it is known that her younger brother is in the palace without going to southern Xinjiang, it is against the decree!will kill.

"Wine and you, I can only quit one. Help me choose!" Long Yi looked at Lan Guiren firmly, with tears in his eyes.If she hadn't thought about this person day and night, would she have paralyzed herself with alcohol?

Yao Shuanglan and Longyi looked at each other, their noses became sore: "Are you still determined?"

"If you want to give me a nephew or niece, I'll give up immediately." Long Yi turned away, and secretly wiped away the tears that fell suddenly.As soon as she said this, she regretted it. She was afraid that Lan Guiren would be angry with her, so she really agreed to serve her in bed.You obviously care so much and miss you so much, but why do you have to say angry words every time you meet?

"En. Quit drinking." Yao Shuanglan said lightly.

Longyi was stunned for a long time, she wanted to make sure that she did not misunderstand the meaning of this sentence, seeing the shame slowly appearing on Lan Guiren's face, Longyi broke into a smile: "You chose this yourself, I didn't force you .”

"En." Yao Shuanglan nodded lightly.She left the cold palace to find her younger brother, and now that her younger brother has been found, as long as she sends him out of the palace, she will be at ease.After her younger brother left, she would try her best to find out the murderer who framed the Yao family. It was a thorny road, and she might die at any time.

The moment a person realizes death, he also realizes what he cares most about.

She cares about her father, mother, brother.And Long Yi.

Long Yi had the feeling that after so many years, she finally saw the moon when the clouds opened. She got up and walked in front of Lan Guiren, held her face and carefully kissed her.

This time Longyi kissed for a long time, and kissed very passionately, several times Yao Shuanglan thought she was out of breath.Longyi put one arm around her waist and the other on her chest, breathing more and more rapidly.Yao Shuanglan made up her mind to gently push Longyi away, wiped away the tears on Longyi's face with her hands, and said softly: "There are no impenetrable walls in the palace, there are some things we can't do, you know my heart is enough."

"Okay." Long Yi restrained herself, she had to consider the safety of Lan Guiren and Yao's family. "Why did you suddenly change your mind? What happened with Yao Xi?"

"He's my younger brother Yao Xian." Yao Shuanglan straightened her clothes and told Long Yi all the ins and outs of the matter.Yao Shuanglan was reminded that her younger brother entered the palace as a eunuch.My father has offended too many people, but if it comes to the eunuch my father offended, of course it must belong to Dongchang Changgong Meng Delai.

Meng Guangshen, the son of Meng Delai, died, and the Meng family became extinct.

The younger brother entered the palace and became a eunuch, and the Yao family also died.

At least she knew who to start with.

"Yao Xi is Yao Xian? I remember that your younger brother played in the palace when he was a child. His eyebrows and eyes are indeed similar, but his appearance has changed a lot." Long Yi suddenly remembered the things she gave Yao Xi just now, and lowered his head in shame and said to Lan Gui: "Well... do you mind if your younger brother is the Empress Dowager's servant..."

"What?" Yao Shuanglan couldn't believe what she heard.

"It was I who gave Yao Xi the Box of Dream Fragrance, and asked him to give it to the Empress Dowager. The fragrance is rich and beautiful, no matter whether he gave it to him or not, as long as he opened it, he would get it on his body. You also know that the eunuchs and maids in the palace did it. There are many couples who are reluctant to say anything, and those who are single will wear this fragrance on their bodies if they want to find a match..." Long Yi lowered his head like a sinner and dared not look at Lan Gui: "The Queen Mother may have been hinted. You also know that she thinks highly of your brother, and your brother is also handsome, maybe..."

"Aren't you messing around?" Yao Shuanglan stood up anxiously: "I was going to find a chance to send my younger brother out of the palace. If he is really taken in by the empress dowager, how could she let him out of the palace? Ah Xian was murdered by a gangster It's very pitiful to enter the palace and become a eunuch, but you still send him to the empress dowager's arms, don't you know what kind of temper the empress dowager has?"

It was the first time that Longyi saw the slow-tempered Lan Guiren being so anxious. She was afraid that Lan Guiren would be annoyed by this matter and she would not talk to her again, so she hurriedly said, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I thought you were interested in him... Don't worry, I'll help you send your brother out of the palace. And although Wan Yu is cruel-mouthed and vicious, she has never done anything wrong to the late emperor." Long Yi guiltily hugged Lan Guiren into her arms, she was really afraid that she would just get her His lover ran away in anger again.