come and go

The distance is no different from that of ordinary staff.

Chang Xi, the wolf, although his heart is always surging and excited, always thinking about when to kiss and when to touch, but he never actually does it, he only enjoys it in his head.The moment he really stretched out his hand, he turned into an unmarried girl, coy and afraid to speak for a long time.

Therefore, he often said that he was a hypocritical person.

To put it more bluntly, this is cowardice.

But, as a demon spirit through the ages, Chang Xi's mind is not limited to romantic love, it seems so incompetent!

The number one position in his heart is undoubtedly Shuyan, and the number two is eating.

"Beauty." Chang Xi called out to the people beside her, her eyes remained motionless, staring at a store with a rustic decoration and full of fragrance - the grill in front. "What is that wow?"

Shu Yan followed his gaze and said, "Roasted lamb."

"Oh..." A certain wolf swallowed hard, and then said without words: "It's... what are you doing?"

Shu Yan paused, raised his eyebrows, and directly pulled him into the shop, and said to the shopkeeper, "Shop, half a roast sheep."

Chang Xi looked at Shu Yan who was proficient in "mind reading skills" with great reverence, and said, "Beauty...it turns out that we really have a roast chicken in our hearts!"

If you want to eat something in the future, just ask "what is this".

Shu Yan glanced at him lightly, and corrected, "That's called 'Lingxi'."

Chang Xi had a good time, he had already become a habit of making such allusions, and he was not in the embarrassment of being pointed out, and said: "Anyway, beauty understands me, and you know that there is a hair in my heart."

Shu Yan hooked his lips, and said: "Is it just the ambition of a hair? If it were me, I would definitely hide a big one."

Chang Xi scratched the back of her head and said, "I don't want to hide it! I won't hide anything from beauties, let alone hide things."

Shu Yan looked at him with a half-smile, and said, "So, do I still have to say 'thank you'?"

"No, no, no." Chang Xi looked left and right, approached him in a low voice, as if passing information, and said mysteriously: "Pay later."

I still don't forget the scene when I first arrived in Mu Xi City, I had no money to pay the bill, and I was almost beaten by fat.

Shu Yan was taken aback, and said, "Then why don't you go to Mo Zhang? The money in his pocket is no less than mine."

Chang Xi patted the table with his hands in a serious manner, hating iron not being able to make steel: "Beauty, are you stupid? Butler Mo is not as good-looking as you!"

In the distance, being forced to imitate handwriting and copy the ink stamps of the heavenly documents, he sneezed solidly.A few drops of ink splashed onto the pages of the book, Mozhang shook his head, took out a new piece of paper and wrote again, shaking his head and sighing while tracing the words cautiously:

"If you have a beautiful woman, accompany your beautiful woman, if you have a friend, accompany your friend, only me, Mozhang, alone!"

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"You two guests, I'm sorry for disturbing you." The waiter came up to me with hunched steps, rubbed his palms, and said, "I wonder what you two guests want to eat?"

Shu Yan said, "Half a roasted sheep."

Can't finish the package.

Chang Xi added: "Raw."

Raw mutton is authentic, and as a fake mocking moon, it is simply his favorite.

Xiaoer jumped up in surprise, very embarrassed: "The sheep in the shop are all roasted and sold..."

Shu Yan was actually used to it, and said: "Just go up as usual, don't worry about him."

Chang Xi immediately pouted aggrievedly.

Xiaoer couldn't figure out the north for a while, but judging by the clothes and demeanor of the two, they were not ordinary guests.Not sure, which imperial envoy came to visit the people, and by the way, check the service attitude of this shop.

Then he said sincerely: "If the guest officer wants to buy some raw mutton and go back to make soup by himself, the younger ones can also talk to the back kitchen and bring you two or three catties."

"No, he just made a slip of the tongue." Shu Yan refused very simply.

"That's it!" Xiaoer let out a long sigh of relief, and smiled apologetically, "That's good, that's good, the young man is really scared by this young man, and he's not a jackal in the mountains, what kind of raw mutton is he eating! It smells so bad Wow!"

Shu Yan glanced at the angry Chang Xi, the corners of his lips still did not converge, and said, "Let's serve."

"Okay!" Xiaoer nodded, and said again: "The store is celebrating its centennial in the past two days. If any guest officer eats a whole sheep by himself, the whole table will be free of charge. I don't know if you... Are you interested?"

Chang Xi's eyes lit up suddenly, and she shouted: "Okay! That's it!" Then she pointed at Shu Yan with great interest, "On the two ends, he and I."

When it comes to eating, Chang Xi has lived to be 130 years old and has not lost to anyone.

With cunning in his eyes, Xiao Er took out another menu and said, "You two guests, let's see if there are any side dishes you want to eat, or make wine and hot tea. To tell you the truth, the knives in the shop Pair it with this roasted mutton, the taste is really amazing!"

Shu Yan raised his eyebrows, looked at Chang Xi, and said, "What do you think?"

"Bring two jars of wine, just the knife you mentioned." Xiao Xiaoyue, who hadn't even touched a drop of wine, decided to try something new today.

"Okay, okay!" Xiao Er wiped and wiped the wooden table very attentively, "Wait a moment, two roasted whole lamb with two jars of knives, I'll be here soon—"

After Shu Yan treated the people down, he stared at the opposite person meaningfully, and felt quite a headache when he treated the whole sheep for a while, and said, "You seem to be very hungry?"

Chang Xi still brooded over Xiao Er's words and vowed to destroy the store.So his fighting spirit was high, his eyes were shining with the light of hard work, and he bitterly said a cruel word that he didn't know where to read it:

"Today next year will be the anniversary of the death of this store!"

Shu Yan: "..."

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"Mother, look at that brother, he looks terrible..." A six-year-old boy timidly pulled the woman's sleeve, half-hidden from the gap between the woman's arms, and secretly looked at Chang Xi.

The woman carried him onto the long bench, put the chopsticks in his hands, and said in a low voice, "You are not allowed to gossip about others behind your back."

"I didn't, I was telling the truth."

The woman rolled her eyes and said sternly: "That's not an excuse for you not to eat. It's been half an hour, and you haven't finished eating such a small bowl. Cats eat more than you!"

Sure enough, the toddler lowered his head, staring at Chang Xi sideways in astonishment, and murmured, "How did he manage to eat so much? Is he too hungry? Is he sick?  … .A monster?"

Tuk Tuk!

The woman knocked on the table sternly.

"Hmph..." The young boy finally turned his eyes to the rice on the table with great difficulty.

That's right, the "big brother who eats terrible" in his mouth is Chang Xi.

Holding a large leg of lamb in both hands, he wolfed down a large piece of meat.He chewed it twice in his mouth, swallowed it hastily, and then took another bite.

Chang Xi has a lot of hair, so Shu Yan tied a hairpin to the back of his head so that he could "show off his skills" more conveniently.

A table, the whole roasted lamb was divided into two halves, one half was given to Chang Xi, and the other half was given to Shu Yan.The one in front of Shuyan was only temporarily left, and the top did not move.

"Huh? Beauty, why don't you eat it?" Chang Xi, immersed in the aroma of cooked mutton, finally found some free time.

Shu Yan rested his arms on the edge of the table and said, "Just watch you eat."

"That's how it works! You can't just look at me and get full, right? I'm not as good-looking as you." Chang Xi thoughtfully, tore off a piece of lamb leg that hadn't been bitten, and handed it to Shu Yan, "This leg of lamb The meat is delicious, crispy and fragrant, take a bite."

Just as Shu Yan was about to raise his hand to take it, Xiao Er interrupted him.

"Guest officer, guest officer!" The function of the waiter is to come up to stop the guests at critical moments, so as to prevent customers from taking advantage of troubled waters, "This roast lamb must be eaten by one person, so that the order can be exempted!"

Chang Xi looked at Shu Yan's raised and lowered hand, feeling very uncomfortable, turned her head and gave Xiaoer a gouged look, "Who told you to come up?"

Xiao Er waved his hand innocently, and said: "Guest officer...you also follow the rules..."

Chang Xi gritted her teeth and said, "You said, as long as you eat a whole head, you don't have to pay?"

Xiao Er smiled awkwardly, "Guest officer, this is the rule of the shop celebration, you can't change people in the middle... However, the sheep in the small shop are relatively large, and the roasted ones usually weigh at least thirty or forty catties. If you really can't eat it, don't force it."

When Chang Xi heard that this person questioned his ability to eat, he immediately ignited his fighting spirit and said, "If I finish eating, will you go down?"

Xiaoer was stunned, and said: "Guest officer, don't underestimate the weight of a sheep. There are quite a few guest officers who have tried it in the past two days, but they have never eaten any of them."

Chang Xi stood up slowly, with a strong sense of confidence in her heart, she said confidently, "Okay... you can open your eyes and look carefully!"

After finishing speaking, he took the half-gnawed leg of lamb with one hand, and laid it across his chest like a swordsman, then stared at Xiao Er with his eyes motionless, opened his bloody mouth, and like a wind swept through the clouds, he would slap the upper body The meat was eaten clean.

Xiao Er's eyes widened, and there were even a few bead-sized beads of sweat on his forehead—Chang Xi looked thin and thin, and he definitely wasn't someone who could eat so much.

"Crack!"

Chang Xi snapped off the front hoof with great momentum, the meat of the front hoof was much less than that of the hind leg, and this time it was resolved more quickly.

Then came the lamb kidney, tenderloin, lamb neck, lamb ribs, ribs, and finally even the bone marrow.

Actually, mortals may not be able to eat a whole sheep, but they are all strong men who are five big and three thick, and can earn seven buckets of rice every day, and usually when these strong men enter the store, Xiaoer will not mention the centennial celebration to them .

In this way, those who couldn’t eat more and had the mood of trying to make it, originally only wanted to order two small dishes, but in the end they ordered the whole roast lamb. If they couldn’t finish it, they had to pay the original price.In the end, the money spent was several times the original amount, and the profit earned by the store also doubled several times.

Chang Xi naturally didn't think of this level, and couldn't see the reason behind this trick. He insisted on finishing the meal only because the little girl underestimated his appetite, which made him especially - upset!

"Zizi!" Chang Xi sucked the last bone and threw it on the table, pointing triumphantly at a pile of sheep bones, "Can you go down now?"

Xiao Er resentfully put the rag back on his shoulders, and went to greet other guests in a disgruntled manner.

"Beauty, let's eat ours now, and don't care about them." Chang Xi eagerly looked at the other sheep that was newly served, "Aren't you hungry? I'll eat if you're not hungry?"

Shu Yan looked at him thoughtfully, "Are you really hungry?"

Chang Xi paused, "Not really. I just came out of the house, and beauties won't make me hungry at home. Just now, I just didn't like that Xiao Er, so I forced him to eat it."

Shu Yan got up slowly, stretched out his hand, rubbed Chang Xi's bulging belly lightly, and said, "You can't eat any more, otherwise you will only have to watch the snacks at the stall later."

Chang Xi's belly was suddenly rubbed by him, and he suddenly felt that his lower abdomen was like melted snow, rippling lightly in a small pool in a corner.Surprised: "Beauty, you still want to take me to eat snacks?"

Shu Yan took out a dark black handkerchief and wiped those greasy paws clean.He cast a magic spell on the veil, not to mention wiping off the oil, and it was still as clean as new after using it.

He took off the black jade hairpin on the back of Chang Xi's head, put down three thousand black hairs, tied up an ordinary hairstyle, and said, "If you want to eat, I will buy it for you."

Chang Xi received the other party's soft and rippling eyes, and was suddenly scratched by the cat's paw at the tip of her heart. After being dazed for a while, she finally regained her senses, and said with a smile, "Then let's go!"

When it comes to eating, a certain wolf is always full of blood and blood.

After a long time, Chang Xi, thinking of this scene, always wished she could bump her head and faint on the boulder.He envisioned the scene of having dinner with a beauty. You would get me a piece of food, and I would get you a piece of meat.The two looked at each other silently but exchanged glances, with a smile or a glance from time to time, their hearts were rippling, quiet and beautiful.

But in fact, he was the one who reincarnated as a starving ghost and ate the whole sheep in one go under the watchful eyes of everyone.The beauty watched quietly opposite him, watching him eat the whole sheep in one go...

As for the untouched mutton and the two jars of burning knives, Chang Xi still couldn't bear to part with it, so Shu Yan spent money and ordered the shopkeeper to pack it and send it back to his home.

After receiving the ink stamps of these things, he withdrew from the documents in the heavenly court, smelling the aroma of meat and wine, and dared not open them to taste them at all—Shu Yan has no habit of eating mutton on weekdays, let alone pack them back home.There is only one person in the whole house who likes to eat mutton, and if someone else touches the food that this person likes to eat, he will probably suffer a lot.

"Your Majesty, Your Majesty...you are really deceiving people..."

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"My lord, please stop." A crisp female voice came from behind, and the two stopped.

Seeing a young girl coming up to meet her, Chang Xi suddenly remembered the duanyin of playing the piano that day, and couldn't help feeling wary in her heart.

The woman was well-dressed, with two servants and a maid following behind her, she seemed to be a lady of every family.She always lowered her head slightly, and approached them shyly.

Duanyin's ugly woman immediately flashed in his mind, and Chang Xi's alarm bell rang loudly.

So she took a step ahead, spread both hands in front of Shu Yan, and said to the woman: "Just tell me what you want to say, don't talk to him."

The woman was startled, and replied shyly: "Young master is joking, the little girl who came here is exactly... to find you."

Chang Xi lowered her arms and asked in confusion, "Why are you looking for me?"

The woman's cheeks were stained with two red clouds, and she took out an exquisite purse from her bosom, spread it in front of Chang Xi, and said softly: "Just now, when the young master was eating roast lamb in the shop, the young lady has already noticed that the young master Yes. The young master is bold and unruly, and his mighty and free-spirited heroic demeanor makes the little girl admire him, so this purse... I don’t know the young master—"

Chang Xi interrupted the speech he had just prepared in his heart before he could finish reciting it.

The attitude is particularly decisive:

"--Not buying!"

After finishing speaking, the weeping woman was left behind, and she dragged Shu Yan away without looking back——beauty's money is used to buy food, so don't spend it indiscriminately!

Chang Xi didn't slow down until she turned to another alley and could no longer see the woman when she turned her head.

"Beauty, the people in this city are too poor!"

Shu Yan raised his eyebrows and said, "What?"

Chang Xi made a reasonable analysis: "Missy still sells things in public, and...you can't even afford a stall."

Shu Yan stopped in his tracks, and said with interest: "You don't seem to know, what is the meaning of a purse to a woman in a boudoir?"

Chang Xi listened attentively, "What?"

Shu Yan said: "There is a custom in Muxi City. If an unmarried woman falls in love with a beloved man, she will give him a purse made by herself. If that person is also interested, she can accept the purse as a token. Go to divination and propose marriage the next day."

Chang Xi was stunned, looked back, and said in astonishment: "Then that person..."

Shu Yan nodded and said, "That girl, I just fell in love with you."

Chang Xi sighed: "The folk customs here are so open... I thought that mortal women are the kind who hide and dare not speak..."

A certain wolf didn't notice that the "mortal woman" showed a flaw, and Shu Yan didn't point it out either, only saying:

"Those women are nothing compared to you."

Chang Xi snorted and said, "I don't care about them, you are mine, and you will beat anyone who robs me!"

Shu Yan bent two fingers and tapped his forehead, said: "Then you don't want to hit too many people?"

Chang Xi pouted while rubbing her forehead, suddenly remembered something, and said with a sly smile: "Eh? Wait, if I just took over that purse, would I have to marry her?"

Shu Yan said: "You dare."

Chang Xi groaned and retracted her neck, "Hmph, domineering!"

Shu Yan bowed his head, taking a moment to say: "Little thing, if you want to make progress, you must establish rules."

As for "establishing rules", it is not as simple and civilized as talking about it.

The two were flirting with each other, when they were interrupted by a sudden call.

"Sir..."

All around, at some point, a dozen or so women appeared, gearing up and slowly rushing towards them.

"Sir..."

"Sir..."

"Sir..."

Everyone held handmade purses with different shapes and patterns, some embroidered acacia, some embroidered mandarin ducks, and even a straightforward one embroidered with a big red happy character.

A group of people, like a flood rushing to the gate of the road, only waited for the gate to be opened, and they would spray out wantonly.

However, this time, they were not looking at Chang Xi, but the handsome Shu Yan behind him.

"His female wolf... this is too... ah ah ah ah!" A certain wolf was at the end of his words, and was pushed and shoved out of the group by the crowd.

"Slow down, you guys! Don't step on me!"

"Don't scratch my face!"

"Ouch my feet!"

In the end, he could only stand outside the crowd and watch Shu Yan surrounded by circles.

Even as a mocking moon who has been accustomed to living in Chigu all the year round, Chang Xi has to admire those women, one by one, who are blatantly pursuing the person they like on the street, and they are still chasing after them.Such a brave and heroic posture, if put on the battlefield, it is estimated that all of them will be heroines who are beyond the reach of everyone.

However, Shu Yan's attitude of refusal was very clear, concise and to the point, and not procrastinating, with just one sentence, all the women were sent away.

It's just that those words made the carefree Chang Xi suddenly feel cold from the top of his head to the soles of his feet, as if cold water had been poured on her.

"I have a wife here."

Yes, how did he forget that he has a wife.

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Afterwards, the women surrounded by Yan Yan wave after wave, and he said this sentence over and over again.When he finally got out from the crowd, Chang Xi had disappeared.

He recited a mantra silently in his heart, and sensed that the little thing was wandering in the alley next door in a daze.

Shu Yan quickly caught up with him, grabbed his arm, and said in a still leisurely tone, "Why are you walking so fast?"

Chang Xi snapped her hand away and said loudly, "Go away!"

Shu Yan was startled, and said, "What's wrong?"

Chang Xi gritted her teeth, "You who have a wife, don't follow me!"

Then he turned around abruptly and left without looking back.Chang Xi had never been so chic - he was afraid that if he didn't leave, he would cry out for nothing.

The anger in my stomach was getting hotter and hotter, and my pace was getting faster and faster, I didn't want Shu Yan to follow.However, later he consciously slowed down, only to find that that person really didn't keep up.

Chang Xi was even angrier, and his back was more chic, but as he walked, he couldn't be chic anymore—he was hungry.

To be precise, I am hungry.

There were many peddlers on the street, seeing that Chang Xi was well-dressed, they worked harder.

"Candied haws - big and sweet!"

"Plum Blossom Cake - waxy and fragrant without sticking to the teeth -"

"Donkey rolling—buy four pairs and get one free—"

Every time Chang Xi passed by, the voice of the peddler was particularly loud.What's more, he even sang a ditty called selling.

Generally speaking, when people encounter something they want to eat, they will touch it subconsciously, even if it is an empty pocket.

But Chang Xi found out - he didn't even have a pocket!

Ku Dachou took a deep look at those snacks, and his pace became faster - if it weren't for the full attention of everyone, he would fly away directly.

After a long time, Chang Xi stopped by a pool of lake water, punching and kicking against the gradually sinking sun: "Ah—————Smug beauty, bad beauty! I'm so pissed off——"

Then he picked up a big stone and smashed it into the water with a bang.

"hateful!"

He piled a lot of small stones beside him, sat on the bank, threw a stone, and cursed.

"Two things at once!"

"Two faces and three swords!"

"Half-hearted!"

"Come from time to time!"

"..." My mind was suddenly at a loss for words, and then a flash of inspiration flashed, and I shouted: "Whispering—"

This idiom is what Shounan told him once, "If a woman betrays you in the future, you can use this to scold her".

Ever since, Chang Xi kept remembering it until today, and didn't feel anything wrong at all.

He roared until his face was red and his ears were red, and he continued to throw stones.

"—If you keep cursing, I will eat all these food by myself."

An all-too-familiar voice suddenly came from behind, Chang Xi hated to keep her mouth shut, bit her lower lip and did not speak.

Realizing that the man was sitting next to her, Chang Xi immediately moved a distance of ten feet in the opposite direction.

He twisted his head aside vigorously, pointed the back of his head at that person, and said coldly, "You can eat as you like, anyway, I don't like it!"

"Really?" Shu Yan opened a greased paper bag and said slowly,

"When you passed the candied haws, you glanced twice. When you passed the plum cake, you touched your belly. You stopped for a long time by the small stall of fried chestnuts. Oh...so you didn't like it."

Chang Xi became even more annoyed after being hit, but remained motionless, clutching a piece of turf in her hand, without saying a word.

This flat tone is really annoying!

Shu Yan unwrapped the oiled paper bags one by one and spread them out on the grass, and the scent wafted in all directions. These things were all caused by Chang Xi's eyes paused along the way.Shu Yan looked at the stubborn back of his head, and said slowly:

"My wife is especially fond of red clothes. The whiter my clothes are, the redder he will wear. It must be said that red and white complement each other, which is pleasing to the eye and looks good."

"My wife still likes to stay in bed, and she still loafs under the covers when the sun is high. She can't afford it, and she still keeps me from getting up."

Chang Xi's eyes were red with grievance - not only did this person not coax him, but he deliberately listed in front of him how his wife acted like a baby to him, and how he doted on others.

This person never cared about him from the beginning to the end, and has always only loved his wife deeply.

Tears fell in a particularly rebellious manner.

Very unpromising, Chang Xi cried for the first time in 130 years because of a man.

Shu Yan didn't stop, and still described his "Madame" tenderly. While he was talking, Chang Xi turned her head and cried silently.

"My wife likes to knock on the blue tiles on the roof when I'm bored. Sometimes, if I can't control the strength, I will break the tiles and the house will leak..."

"My wife cherishes Yi Qiong very much, but once, he broke the strings of the piano. After repairing it, he watched it from a distance every time, and never touched it..."

"My wife loves mutton the most, and she has no restraint. If you don't stop it, the whole sheep will be eaten up..."

The tearful man stopped sobbing abruptly.

Shu Yan continued, like reciting a poem, talking about these trivial matters, "My wife, I don't have the habit of carrying an umbrella when I go out. When it rained heavily, I put a lotus leaf on my head from the lotus pond and hit someone. , just stood there dumbfounded and didn't speak..."

"My wife, she never puts money on her body. When she goes to the snack street, she always eats in the front and I pay the bill later..."

"My wife is illiterate, and she doesn't know anything about poetry and songs. But she can tell the difference between good and bad names. She thinks the name I gave him is nice, and happily jumps up and down in the yard..."

Hearing this, Chang Xi couldn't bear it any longer, turned her head suddenly, and looked at Shu Yan in astonishment.

I saw the man looking at him with great interest under the crimson slanting light, and said leisurely:

"Little thing, who is my wife, don't you know?"

The setting sun shattered a lake, floating in the sparkling waves.

The author has something to say: I won’t tell you that I kept giggling at the computer when I wrote the scene by the lake. Yes, I’m the excitable type. You may find that I didn’t mark the dots. That’s right, I did it on purpose. The traits of a neurotic writer hidden in such a large paragraph can only be discovered by careful readers meow~

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That night, without hesitation, Chang Xi soaked it in the sugar water jar again.

He never expected that the beauty had already taken a fancy to him when they met for the first time. In those days, he kept thinking about it. Sometimes he thought that the beauty liked him, and sometimes he thought that the beauty liked others. It turned out that it was him. mediocrity.

Alas, Qiangu Yaoling sometimes makes some mistakes.

It's a mistake, not ugly!

Even though these mistakes made him a little embarrassed in front of the beauties, they couldn't compare to the sweetness.

The apex of her heart was filled with unknown emotions, and the smile in Chang Xi's eyes never faded, even laughing when she went to the toilet.

"Beauty, beauty, what you said earlier, is it true?" He tilted his head, and the stars in his eyes twinkled.

Shu Yan asked instead, "How many times have you asked?"

Chang Xi silently raised a nine, and explained in a low voice: "I just can't believe it, after all, I have dreamed so many times...how about you give me a slap? If I know it hurts, it must not be a dream! "

Shu Yan couldn't help it, so he lowered his head and kissed his eyelid, and said, "Do you believe it now?"

Chang Xi touched the soft skin that had been kissed, and said in a daze, "I don't feel it..."

Knowing that he was lying to Qinqin again, Shu Yan stretched out his hand to pinch his cheek, exerted strength with his hands, and said, "Now, do you feel it?"

"Aww!" Chang Xi shuddered from the pain, and hurriedly said, "Yes, yes, yes..."

Shu Yan stared at the reddened cheek, lifted the other's chin, and placed a light kiss there, counting it as relief.

Sure enough, a certain wolf giggled for another hour.

"Beauty, what about our remaining sheep and two jars of burning knives?" Facts have proved that no matter how much he forgets himself in the sugar water, he will not treat his stomach badly.

Shu Yan embraced him and said, "I ate too much today, so I'll eat it tomorrow."

"How can I do that!" He has always had a thousand reasons for eating, "It won't be fresh if I eat it tomorrow, what should I do if I have diarrhea?"

(You never had diarrhea when you were eating raw meat!)

However, although Chang Xi looks stupid, she is actually quite smart.For example, he knew that in Shu Yan's heart, his health always came first.

So, considering that the overnight mutton might really cause Xiaoxie diarrhea, Shu Yan resolutely agreed to eat it that night.

Naturally, he cast a spell on Chang Xi to make his stomach less full.

However, half an hour later, Chang Xi, who had never had a drink, secretly tasted a few mouthfuls of burning knives, and had quite a reaction...

"You beauty, don't move!" A certain wolf slapped Shu Yan twice on the head in a daze, "I have something to tell you!"

Shu Yan pulled down the hand that was slapping him, "Yeah."

Pulling off the forehead that was in the way on her head, Chang Xi took another gulp of the burning knife to strengthen her courage, and said, "You are not allowed to run away later. You said you liked me, so you must not run away!"

Chang Xi subconsciously wanted to say "I'll hit you if you run away", but after thinking about it, he was absolutely reluctant to hit the beauty, so he vowed:

"I'll cry if you run away!"

Shu Yan calmed down and said, "What do you want to do again?"

"Beauty, you are frank with me, and I, I also want to be frank with you."

Chang Xi staggered and stood up, the beauty told him everything without hiding anything, so he should also confess.

He closed his eyes and said a mantra silently in his heart.

Finally, she shed the disguise she had painstakingly maintained for many days.

The three thousand black hair gradually turned into silver hair, and two soft ears came out of the hair shyly. "Swish", a blood-red wolf's tail sprang out from the hem of the clothes.

Opening the eyelids, the ink-like pupils also turned red.

This is Chang Xi's original appearance.

"I am the mocking moon, the wolf demon." Chang Xi pouted, her head in a daze, subconsciously speaking the truth, "I will not hurt the beauty."

Shu Yan hooked his lips and said, "Come here."

Chang Xi tugged at her clothes clumsily, walked over timidly, and was pulled into her arms.

"Ow!"

screamed.

Shu Yan's heartstrings tightened, and he said, "What's wrong?"

Chang Xi stood up, rubbed her buttocks, and wrinkled her nose aggrievedly, "I'm sitting on my tail!"

Shu Yan raised his hand to rub it for him, and said apologetically, "I'm sorry."

Chang Xi pursed her lips, lost her eyesight, and said, "Beauty, do you know how to mock the moon...Before the wolf demon cultivates into a demon, it can only walk like an ordinary beast."

Shu Yan knew that the spirits had opened up his chatter box, so he didn't express his opinion at length, but just nodded, "Yes, I know."

Chang Xi hummed, and said, "But you mortals are right, you are not good to us at all. I have heard you mortals talk about mocking the moon, big, adults like to say to disobedient children, 'If you cry again, you will be thrown away. Go to the mountains to feed the wolves'...But don't they know it? Human flesh is so bitter and not delicious at all...I won't eat it if I give it to me!

They're all afraid of us...and say, say we're wild and like to fight.But beauty, look, I'm really good, right?I don't fight very much, because every time I fight, I lose..."

(The last sentence hurts)

Shu Yan was puzzled, "Didn't your master teach you spells?"

Chang Xi nodded and said: "I taught it. But I didn't study it seriously. I, I am stupid... and I don't concentrate. However, although I am stupid, I am really lucky. When I was born, I was favored by the Dragon King. There was a red rain, and I picked up the title of 'Eternal Demon Spirit'... Hehe....The whole clan of wolves all circled around me, and the whole monster clan knew me .”

Shu Yan nodded and said, "That's really good."

"And recently, my spells have been greatly increased!" Chang Xi's eyes were shining, "I, I was able to defeat the Nine-Tailed Fox, although... I lost to another green goblin in the end, But I lose, lose..."

Shu Yan reminded, saying: "Defeat is an honor."

"That's right! It's an honor to lose!...If you think about me before, well, I couldn't catch a single move, how could I win the Nine-Tailed Fox? I was always at the bottom of the list in Chigu, Now I think I can beat them by more than a dozen long streets! Hee hee hee, beauty, tell me... am I out of shit luck?"

Shu Yan tilted his head and said, "Isn't it Dragon King Yun?"

Chang Xi scratched her head in a daze, and said, "That's right...haha!"

He suddenly thought of something again, and slowly spread his hands in front of Shuyan's eyes, revealing his demonic long nails, and said, "Aren't you afraid, beauty? I, I am a monster..."

Shu Yan wrapped his arms around his waist, pressed his forehead against his soft abdomen, and said, "You are my wife."

More than 300 years ago, by the side of the small pond, he clumsily stuffed Chang Xi with Yong Shi Ping, and said the phrase "I want you to be my wife". Since then, the fate of the two has been entangled.

Spring rises and autumn falls, the sun sinks and the moon rises.

Thousands of miles away in the past and today, Shuyan has become the Dragon King of the East China Sea from the Fourth Prince of the East China Sea, and his wife is still Chang Xi.

"Beauty, beauty...I like you so much...you are so beautiful..." A certain wolf looked at the person under the moonlight and murmured infatuatedly.

A certain person always accepts Chang Xi's compliments, "Well, I know."

"If you weren't good-looking, I wouldn't even like you so much!" Chang Xi, who was sitting on the other's lap, began to swing her legs carelessly.

"Little thing, are you so superficial?"

"That's right..." Chang Xi rolled up her sleeves, showing off her white arms, and said proudly, "I, I am white, not black at all..."

After finishing speaking, he sneakily stretched out his hand to the flagon on the stone table, but was dragged back by Shu Yan.

"You drank too much, go back to sleep."

Chang Xi was dissatisfied, she kept rubbing her head against his neck, her fluffy ears were also white and red, and hummed, "I don't want it!"

The warm touch moved back and forth on the neck, and Shu Yan's breathing became disordered for a moment, and he said with force: "Be good, drink it tomorrow."

"I don't..." Chang Xi hugged his neck, pursed her lips, "I won't be here tomorrow night..."

"why?"

Chang Xi lifted up slowly