Misrepresentation of the Three Kingdoms

Sun Ce naturally didn't know the twists and turns in Zhou Yu's heart.He still greeted them with a smile on his face.No matter when, no matter who he is, he always has a smile on his face.

That's why the chief Danqing officer of the Han Dynasty gave him a separate biography in the "Roster of the Eastern Han Dynasty": Sun Bofu, beautiful appearance, funny words.All the old and young in Wudi laughed and called it "Sun Lang".

Diao Chan covered her mouth and smiled softly, her eyes slightly raised, invisibly seductive.

Sun Ce still smiled foolishly and asked, "Sister Diaochan, do you have anything else to do?"

Diao Chan said: "Everyone says that there is a beautiful Zhou Lang in Jiangdong. When Diao Chan saw her today, I thought Sun Lang was better."

"Ah, thank you, thank you." Sun Ce, who is the most narcissistic, accepted everything.

"Diao Chan won't disturb Sun Lang's rest, let's take my leave." She bowed gracefully to Sun Ce.

Sun Ce also got out of bed and cupped his hands to her, "Sister, go slowly."

She twisted the waist of the water snake and walked away, even the young masters and buddies who were hiding outside the door and eavesdropping scattered like birds and beasts.

Zhou Yu was peeling walnuts. Seeing Diao Chan leave, he grabbed a rock-hard walnut and threw it at Sun Ce.

With a bang, it hit the red heart.

"Ah—" Sun Ce covered his swollen forehead and asked tearfully, "Gong Jin, why did you hit me?"

Zhou Yu raised his eyebrows and shouted, "I'll hit you if I hit you. Do you need a reason?"

The sullen look between his brows disappeared as soon as it appeared.

This is really strange.No one in Jiangdong knows, no one knows, Mei Zhoulang has a magnificent personality, how could he not tolerate a little girl.

Sun Ce stepped forward, stretched out his arms and embraced him, and said with a smile, "Gong Jin is jealous, right?"

Seeing him still laughing heartlessly, Zhou Yu felt sad and angry: laugh, laugh, laugh!Dead you are laughing!

He glared at each other: "Eat you big-headed ghost!"

Sun Ce was surprised and said, "Oh, I'm swearing. I must be jealous. I smell it. Is the vinegar smell strong? How many catties did you drink?" He leaned closer to Zhou Yu's thin lips as he spoke.

Zhou Yu punched him in the eyes.

"Ah—" Sun Ce covered his left eye and said aggrievedly, "Why did you slap me in the face again? Are you jealous that I'm more handsome than you?"

Zhou Yu said coldly: "I'm jealous, I'm so jealous! Get out of the way, I'm going to class!" He pushed Sun Ce away as he said, wanting to go out.

Sun Ce hurriedly hugged him from behind, and the rascal said, "No, I won't let you go! Please speak clearly, are you jealous?"

Huang Gai, who didn't think it was a big deal to watch the excitement outside the door, yelled: "Boss, if you are a man, kiss him!"

Jiang Gan had also turned traitor at this time, standing among a group of young melon eaters, he raised his fist and shouted: "Kiss him, kiss him!"

The booing outside the door became louder and louder, and Zhou Yu inside the door was blushing.If the two were alone, he could still take advantage of Sun Ce calmly, but once he was in public, he had to protect the century-old face of the Zhou family in Wu County.

Seeing that he was smiling maliciously, Zhou Yu shouted, "Sun Ce, don't mess around!"

Sun Ce said aggrievedly, "What's wrong with me kissing my daughter-in-law? I didn't kiss Diao Chan again!" He said and smacked Zhou Yu's face.

"Okay—" There was applause and cheers outside the door.

With a sound of "dong", Sun Ce's other eye was also bruised.

One left and one right symmetrical, he is no longer Sun Meilang, but Sun Panda.

Sun Ce covered his eyes and pretended to cry, "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo."

At this time, Lu Su's majestic voice came from outside the door: "Gather a crowd to disturb the school atmosphere, and copy "The Analects of Confucius" a hundred times!"

"Oh." The young masters walked away dejectedly.

Lu Su pushed the door open and entered, "Have you two occupied the lounge for too long? Sun Bofu's clothes are just torn, not injured!"

Sun Ce put his hand down, pointed to his eyes, and shouted, "Look, look, look! Gongjin raped me at home!"

Lu Su: Oh, kick over this bowl of dog food, I won't eat it.Thanks.