Misrepresentation of the Three Kingdoms

Little Overlord Sun Ce, who recklessly gave away a blood without finding out the enemy's situation, is reflecting on himself.

"I was supposed to throw a left uppercut just now, and another move to sweep the legs!" He stretched out his hand and gestured, and suddenly "hiss—"

Sun Ce wrinkled his face, gasped in pain, and begged, "Gongjin, be gentle, be gentle. I'm not dough."

Behind him, Zhou Yu, who rolled up his sleeves, was rubbing medicinal wine for him to treat bruises.

He said coldly: "Now that I know it hurts, why did I go early?"

Sun Ce knew he was in the wrong, and said, "Isn't this...to show off our Jiangdong school's prestige?"

Zhou Yu sneered, "The school's prestige has not been raised, and there have been a lot of jokes."

Sun Ce yelled, "Wait until I recover from my injury and fight again! I don't believe I can't beat that bear!"

Zhou Yu reprimanded in a low voice: "What kind of bear is a dog? Lu Feng is unparalleled in bravery, and he is a rare general."

Once again, I heard Zhou Yu's words of praise for others.Sun Ce was inexplicably angry, and shouted: "He is brave and foolhardy, but fortunately he is beautiful. Such a person will not last long!"

Hearing the last four words, Zhou Yu's heart trembled.He wanted to ask: You are brave and resourceful, and you are not close to women, why is it that you are not as long-lasting as Lu Bu?

The air was suddenly silent.

Sun Ce asked, "Gongjin, why don't you speak?"

Zhou Yu changed the subject and asked, "Is Xiao Qiao pretty?"

Sun Ce blurted out: "Beautiful! Younger sister is delicate, older sister is pretty."

"Which one do you like?" he asked.

Sun Ce shouted, "They are still children!"

Zhou Yu said lightly: "It's not too young, and I can marry in two years' time."

Sun Ce asked anxiously, "You don't think you've taken a fancy to one of them, do you?"

He smiled and asked, "So what if it is, so what if it's not?"

Sun Ce frowned in silence, and after a while he said: "We have touched and kissed, and our parents have seen each other, so it's time to set up a banquet. You are already the daughter-in-law of my Sun family. If you provoke other women , just don’t abide by women’s morals, you know how to cut it?”

Most afraid of the air suddenly quiet.

A moment later, Sun Ce let out a tragic wail.

"Ahhhh-"

"Don't slap in the face!"

"Ahhhh-"

"Zhou Gongjin, I'm going to kill you!!"

Zhou Yu said coldly: "Come on! Garbage!"

"I won't sleep with you tonight! Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-" Sun Ce put on his clothes, covered his face and rushed out the door.

He leaned against the corner dejectedly.

A small figure approached and asked softly, "Brother, what's wrong with you?"

Sun Ce put down his hands, raised his head and said aggrievedly, "Your sister-in-law, hit me with a slipper..."

Looking at the red shoehorn mark on his left face, Sun Quan struggled to hold back his laughter.

After a while, Zhou Yu stood at the door with his hands behind his back, and calmly called, "Sun Ce."

He called out impatiently, "Why?"

Zhou Yu said lightly, "I'm going to sleep."

He said angrily: "You want to sleep and do my business!"

Zhou Yu turned his eyes to the corner, "I always close the windows and lock the door when I sleep."

The implication is that you will not be able to get in even if you climb the window and hit the door later.

After waiting for a while, Sun Ce jumped up numbly and said as he walked, "Wait a minute, I'm coming!"

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Lu Bu has been very troubled recently.

In fact, ever since he confirmed his relationship with the campus goddess Diao Chan, he has been troubled all the time.

What kind of experience is it to have a peerless enchantress girlfriend who is all over the world?

He gets caught up in this sweet annoyance every day.

The imperial court issued red-headed documents, requiring outstanding students from prestigious schools to visit each other and connect with each other.He and Diao Chan are the first exchange students.

He heard that Jiangdong Academy is a group of gentlemen, so he came to Jiangdong without any worries.

I'm so mighty and majestic, how could Diao Chan have a crush on those white chickens?

But he didn't expect that a traitor would emerge from this group of white chickens!

Facing Sun Ce who came to provoke him again and again, Diao Chan twitched her hair and said softly, "He is so brave."

Lu Bu decided that he must beat Sun Ce to the ground, and never dare to challenge him again!

snort!Don't think that I don't know you, this is an excuse to peek at Diao Chan!

Sun Ce said: You misunderstood...