Misrepresentation of the Three Kingdoms

You may not believe it.There is no beautiful boy who doesn't care about his face.So Cao Zhi, who was beaten into a national treasure by Sun Bawang, asked for leave.

Cao Pi is in the first class, the same class as Sun Ce.Zhen Mi and Cao Zhi are in the second class, the same class as Zhou Yu.

The young masters of Jiangdong Academy are so happy that they want to fly into the sky.

Except for the talented Cai Wenji, the beauties on the list of beauties in the "Eastern Han Dynasty Roster" all came to Jiangdong Academy.

Little Prince Xin: I was also a classmate of the National Goddess!

Although Cao Pi is always gloomy, this does not prevent Sun Ce and Zhou Yu from showing affection and abusing Cao Zhi.

Cao Pi and Zhen Mi spend the night before and after, Sun Ce and Zhou Yu love each other, and Cao Zhi drinks a glass of Erguotou in the corner, choking to tears.

Little sister Xiao Qiao, who was a fairy, handed him a handkerchief and stammered, "Wipe it off."

Cao Zhi raised his head and said with tears in his eyes, "Rubbing, rubbing, is it the steps of the devil?"

Da Qiao approached with a knife in his hand, picked up Xiao Qiao by the collar of his back, and carried her away.

Da Qiao's words came along with the wind, "The Cao family likes men and wives, not loli."

Cao Zhi looked at Xiao Qiao's back, lost in thought.

Soon, a big event happened in Jiangdong Academy.

The reason was that there was an extra love letter in Xiao Qiao's desk.

This love letter was beautiful and elegant, and Xiao Qiao's cheeks were blushing, so she handed it to Sister Qiao.

Sister Qiao took a look, I went to your mlgb, how old is my sister, how dare you write such a blatant pornography? ? ?

When Sister Qiao got angry, Jiangdong Academy trembled three times.

Sister Qiao slapped the letter hard on Lu Su's desk, and said coldly, "If you can't find out, I want your head. If you don't accept it, hang yourself!"

Lu Su:? ? ?

A mighty and vigorous investigation activity began.

Because the rhetoric of this letter is very gorgeous and the writing talent is very good, the suspect who finally abducted little Lolita was locked among several people.

Prime suspect: Zhou Yu

Sun Ce: wtf? ? ?

Suspect No. [-]: Cao Zhi

Zhen Mi:? ? ?

Suspect No. [-]: Cao Pi

Zhen Mi:? ? ?

Suspect No. [-]: Lu Xun

Sun Quan:? ? ?

Sun Quan couldn't help but swear, "Bo Yan is only 7 years old, do you have cat cakes in your head???"

Sun Ce pointed his gun at Lu Su's head and yelled angrily, "Believe it or not, I'll beat you to death in minutes?!"

Lu Su removed his Overlord Spear, and said with a serious expression: "Zhen Mi is more beautiful than Xiao Qiao, and Cao Pi and Zhen Mi are in love, so Cao Pi's suspicion of crime is very small. Because Lu Xun's academic performance is really good , so he is also on the list of suspects this time. As for Cao Zhi, everyone knows that he is in love with his sister-in-law, and he is likely to empathize with someone else, but the probability is too small, so his suspicion is a little less than Zhou Yu. As for Zhou Yu, everyone knows that it was you, the bandit Sun Ce, who forcibly took him. Besides, Yu Qiaolian is a national CP, and the people's abuse of heart and body has been flying all over the sky—”

Lu Su, died.

Of course, just kidding.

The little overlord's anger rose to Meishan, and he was so angry that he shot him. Zhou Yu and Huang Gai stopped him quickly.

One hugged his legs, the other hugged his waist, and carried him away.

Sun Ce's eyes were about to burst, and he shouted angrily: "Let go of me, Gongjin, let me go! I'm going to beat him to death! Lu Su, you wait for me, I'm going to string you on the Overlord Spear for roasting!" string!"

The onlookers who were eating melons covered their little chrysanthemums one after another, feeling a little pain.