[Tutor] Chat Room No. 101

Because I decided to help Fran buy clothes, so I got up early the next day to take care of it, then dragged my idiot brother who was still lying in bed, and watched him walk into the bathroom before turning back Knock on Fran's door.

I knocked a few times and no one answered, and I slapped it a few times, but there was still no response.Is that guy still asleep?Hey, what about the self-consciousness of being a guest when you live in someone else's house and wake up after the host?Was Dingchun eaten?

"Standing in front of Me's room so early in the morning plotting to do something wrong, Yuzi-san, do your parents know that you are hentai?"

Just as I was about to turn the doorknob and go in, Fran's sheep suddenly came from behind... No, the sound of a frog, did I say that this man walks silently?Why did such a normal situation suddenly develop into the feeling of being caught-raped-in bed?

"Fran, you're an idiot, do your parents know?" I withdrew my right hand from the doorknob, "Which eye of yours saw me plotting something wrong?"

"Four." Fran held out four fingers solemnly.

I looked at the two eyes on the hat on his head, and suddenly felt a little pain in my mother's dick, "Are you kidding me?"

"Yeah, you found out."

"Hit you."

"Although he is a war scumbag, does he also have a dream of being a hero?"

"I'll let my brother beat you up."

"Don't you feel ashamed, Yuzi-sang?"

"NONONO, it's a real embarrassment to wear that hat."

"yes."

"It hurts...! How dare you flick my forehead!"

"Ah, I accidentally slipped my hand, sorry."

Fran spread his hands, neither his tone nor his expression showed any embarrassment, on the contrary, there was a sense of pride of "I'm so awesome".

I really want to beat him up, but if I think about it with my mother's flat buttocks, I know that if I dare to do this, I must be the one who will be beaten into a dog, so I can only hold my forehead and look at him viciously, cursing in my heart When he went to the toilet, he found that there was a thing called 801 hole on his buttocks.

Then when I was cursing Fran silently, this guy was suddenly slapped on the hat from behind, and his head drooped due to the force. As a bystander, my first reaction was It's just so cool.

Without the cover of the frog hat, I finally saw the benefactor with the magical power of brain-slapping—the one whose bangs were tied up by a small elastic band to reveal a smooth forehead, wearing a short-sleeved T-shirt and knee-length shorts, with a mouth With a toothbrush in his mouth, my idiot brother.

"Look," Fran calmly raised his head and turned sideways to make room for the idiot brother behind him. "My brother Sang also slipped his hands."

"Ah," the idiot brother held the toothbrush in his hand and said vaguely, "I did it on purpose."

"..." I suddenly felt that I wanted to laugh but I couldn't laugh, and my mood was so subtle, okay!

[The fish roe next door]: Hey, while the idiot frog is washing up, let me ask you a question.

[Marshmallow idiot]: Caviar got up really early~ Did you dream about me last night~

[The caviar next door]: Dreaming of a piece of marshmallow being fucked by an Armstrong cyclotron jet Armstrong cannon?

[Marshmallow idiot]: QAQ

[The prince is a genius]: Hee hee hee...

[The fish roe next door to the mud boom]: Please stop, prince!

[The prince is a genius]: Huh?

[The fish roe next door]: Do you know the size of rotten clothes?

[Ni Bang the fish roe next door]: Ah, it's Fran.

[Pineapple Breaking Out of Prison]: Kufufu... You did it on purpose just now, you muddled the fish roe next door.

[Ni Bang the fish roe next door]: Why have you been uttering these seven words in full since last time? What are you trying to express? Have you taken medicine, you bastard!

[Prince is a genius]: Why do I need to know the size of that stinky frog?

[Ni Bo next door's fish roe]: I'm just asking... Can you please add the word [clothes] before [size]?Really dirty adults.

[The prince is a genius]: ...

[Marshmallow idiot]: I can tell Caviar my size~

[The fish roe next door]: I'm not interested, thank you.

[National Elder Sister]: Ah~ Why did Xiao Yuzi suddenly ask about the size of K-chan?

[Ni Bo next door's fish roe]: It's the size of the clothes... because I need to buy clothes for him.

[Marshmallow idiot]: Well~ I also want Caviar to help me buy clothes~ But you can just let him try it on?

[The prince is a genius]: +1

[Ni Bo next door's fish roe]: But you have to consider whether to take him to the children's clothing area or other places, right?

[The prince is a genius]: Hee hee hee, baby clothes are fine.

[Ni Bang the fish roe next door]: I gave you a face, so he might as well run straight away.

[National Elder Sister]: K-chan is quite tall~ Just go to the ordinary men's clothing section~

[Ni Bo next door's fish roe]: Do you judge height by including the things you wear on your head?In your eyes, how tall is Nissan with the addition of dumb hair?I'm already 1.7 meters, okay!

[Father of Mosca]: I didn't expect Yuzi to be quite tall. I thought all oriental women were petite.

[The fish roe next door to Nihong]: Nihong's girls are generally short...

[Marshmallow idiot]: Caviar has such a good figure~ I like you even more~

[Ni Bang the fish roe next door]: Damn it... Cotton candy, are you sure you don't have custard in your head but tadpoles?Such liking is terrible you dirty lord!

[Keroro]: What a pity, Yuzi-sang's Oppai is not impressive at all, senior idiot.

[The fish roe next door to the mud boom]: Who is so unreasonable!Do you still want to say that your pectoral muscles are bigger than mine!

[The fish roe next door]: ...Aren't you in the bathroom?

[Keroro]: To be precise, Me is behind you.

[Nud bomb the fish roe next door]:! !Are you acting in a ghost movie! !

[Marshmallow idiot]: I don't mind the size~ Doesn't it have more development potential if it is flat~

[The fish roe next door]: I'm very interested, thank you.

[National Elder Sister]: I can teach you to develop beautiful, strong, attractive and cute pectoral muscles oh oh oh oh~

[Fuck off without money]: Help order the latest medicine, if you have money, you can say anything.

[The fish roe next door]: Do you want to try my friendship breaking face boxing, Shan Pao?

[Marshmallow idiot]: What is a mountain cannon?

[The fish roe next door]: It's you.

[Marshmallow idiot]: Hey~ Is this the pet name Caviar gave me~

[Ni Bo the fish roe next door]: Hmm.

[National Eldest Sister]: Mo~ I want one too~

[Ni Bang the fish roe next door]: Isn't it good to help her?

[National Eldest Sister]: Everyone said that she was not helping her!

[Keroro]: Yuzi-san—brother-san has finished breakfast—

[Ni Bang the fish roe next door]: You are sitting next to me, do you think you will get pregnant?

[Keroro]: I don't know, I haven't tried it.

[Ni Bang the fish roe next door]: ...you little fairy.

"Why did you wake me up so early?" the idiot brother asked while nibbling on bread.

"Go shopping with Fran," I replied while discovering the bank card my grandma found in my hand that I found from Fran yesterday. "Aren't you a boy? It's better if we go together." Bar."

"Hey - don't, it's so troublesome." The idiot brother looked natural and innocent, "I hate trouble the most."

"You're a problem yourself."

"kill you."

"...Shenjing Bing." I glanced at him painfully, "It's fine if you don't go, then you can take care of the house today, and Fran and I will go together."

"Are you with him?" The idiot brother was silent for a while, then looked me up and down, "Two people?"

"Yeah, what's wrong?" I was uncomfortable being looked at by him.

"Cut, it's nothing."

Rolling my eyes, I grabbed the schoolbag beside me and stood up with Fran,

"Then let's go first, bye."

With that said, I stepped forward, put on my shoes, opened the door and went out.

"...What are you doing here?"

Just as he was about to close the door, he suddenly found that the idiot brother had put on his shoes and was standing beside Fran calmly.

"It's too boring to be alone at home," he closed the door with his foot, "I'll do my best to accompany you."

"If you want to go, just say it, you bloody child."

"Brother Sang is just being arrogant, Yuzi Sang, can't you see it?" Fran said [I can see through the world] with an expression.

"Short oil, is it really Oppa?" I stared at my idiot brother.

"Think too much and be careful of getting bald." The idiot brother smiled and looked at Fran and me, "You two sows."

"..."

"Sows should use [one], brother San." Fran corrected seriously.

"Ah, is that so?" The idiot brother deliberately showed a cute expression, "In my eyes, you are just a strange breed, and the one next to you is a sow who is neither human nor pig."

"What is that!!" Mom, my egg is broken.

Objectively speaking, things went smoothly afterwards, except for the trivial things on the way, and the small commotion when buying underwear.

One of the trivial things——

"Huh? By the way, I suddenly realized why you, Fran, are still wearing that hat on your head?" As I walked, I suddenly discovered something that I had always thought was wrong.

"Huh? Can't you wear it?" Fran asked innocently.

"Which normal person would do this when going out." The idiot brother said casually with his hands in his pants.

"No, isn't your first reaction the image of Juncao going out to buy steel molds with the frog's head on the body of an office worker?!" I flashed the picture of Juncao on my phone.

"That's not the first reaction of a normal person."

In the end, because of the thing on Fran's head, we suffered the baptism of the eyes of many soy sauces along the way, as well as the hookups of some nerds and nerds.

Little commotion clip——

"Why did Caviar follow me in?" Fran stood in the men's underwear store, looking at me expressionlessly.

"Huh? Me?" I pretended to be stupid, "It's okay, my brother even accompanied me to buy underwear."

"Do you want to die?"

"I'm sorry I shouldn't have been born out of my mother's womb."

"Good boy." The idiot brother stretched out his hand and patted my head with an expression of [give sweets only when obedient].

"Do you want to die, little bastard?"

"If you dare to do it."

At that time, I said that I really wanted to hire Il fans... No, Kurt to torture and kill this idiot brother.

"Yuzi-san, you are a hentai, do your parents know?" Seeing me following him and my idiot brother every step of the way, Fran took the trouble to ask this question again.

"I'm not hentai, even if I am a hentai, I'm just a gentleman with the name of hentai!"

"Do you think you are Xiong Ji?" The idiot brother glanced at me.

"Would you like to be my meow beauty?"

"It's better to kill yourself here and kill you sow."

"...We promised to be each other's siblings forever!!"

After that, after shopping, we held hands and went home happily together... Wait, did I forget something very important?

The author has something to say: The thing I forgot is actually asking Fran about the size [x] 2333

That's right, this chapter is Hiyori's random entry!Xiong Ji loves you 23333

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