[Comprehensive British and American] Space Patrolman Hydra

Hydra and Tony Stark were arguing when Steve Rogers arrived at the underground database.

—Arguing over who harvested the most heads.

"I took out the whole team."

Tony Stark held up a finger haughtily.

"I am different. I have solved more than two teams."

Hydera stretched out two fingers triumphantly.

--What?two teams?

Tony Stark immediately became vigilant, raised his chin, and increased the size unconvinced.

"My team has a lot of people, there are more than 60 people."

"Is that a lot of people?"

Hydera sneered exaggeratedly and artificially.

"It's different for me. The total of my two teams and the settlements on the road..."

The blonde girl raised her hands and made a gesture with each.

"72?!"

Tony Stark yelled in disbelief.

Hydera nodded lightly, with a natural and relaxed appearance on the outside, but in fact, her heart was so rampant that she was about to dance.

"Did you also beat our agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.?!"

Tony Stark never believed he had lost.

The corners of Hydera's faint grin suddenly drooped.Eyebrows raised, eyes narrowed dangerously.

"...Do you think I have no brains, or do you think I have no eyes?"

"Who knows?"

Tony Stark is unaware of the imminent threat and has no desire to survive.

"After all, the eyes of aliens are different from that of human beings. As a scientist, of course, I have to maintain a rigorous attitude and have reservations about whether your eyes are functional. As for the brain, I don't dare to say whether it has or not—wait What are you doing waiting for you to step on me!"

"...What are you doing stepping on you?"

The blonde girl hated the great inventor who hadn't noticed the cheap talk, and she chased after the escaped great inventor, jumping up and down to step on the inventor's shoes.

"It's you who stepped on!"

"Don't step on it! Don't step on it! I'm wearing a limited edition AJ today! There are only three pairs released in the world! The other two pairs were bought by a prince from a small African country, and the buyer of the other pair has not been disclosed yet! arrive!"

Tony Stark dodged in embarrassment, still yelling exaggeratedly.

"If you step on it, you will pay me!"

"It's okay! Step on it hard! Step on this cheap guy! I'll pay for it if you step on it!"

Sitting on the sidelines, Natasha Romanov, who watched the excitement and didn't think it was a big deal, yelled at Hydera with a smile.

Tony Stark: "...Who are you, Nata?"

Natasha Romanov showed a dignified and gentle smile: "Captain's :)"

Tony Stark: "??? Why is the captain involved?"

As he ran, the inventor turned his head back to talk to the red-haired agent with a confused look on his face.

"Look forward."

Natasha Romanoff said.

what's ahead?

Tony Stark turned his head, and in the next second there was a "bang" unprepared, and he slammed into a hard wall of flesh.

Tony Stark suddenly let out a miserable howl.

"My nose—who! Who is plotting against me with a shield!"

A pot from the sky "take the shield to plot" Steve Rogers:  …

"Keep an eye on the road."

He reluctantly dragged out the great inventor who had crashed into his arms.

The super soldier's muscles are too strong, and the inventor's eyes are full of gold stars, his nose is sore, and his eyes are irritated and watery.Seeing that the person who "assassinated" him was Steve Rogers, his breath was stagnant, and then he flashed behind the blond soldier.

After blocking himself tightly with that tall and broad body, the great inventor immediately gained confidence and shouted outrightly.

"Captain, this alien species in front of you suddenly attacked me for no reason! I need support!"

"You need a ghost support!"

Hydera yelled angrily and circled around Steve Rogers.Open his teeth and claws, trying to catch Tony Stark.

"Even if I don't need it, my AJ needs it!"

Tony Stark, dodging left and right, yelled.

The two childish ghosts had a heated argument, and they simply treated Steve Rogers as a living pillar, childishly circling around the blond soldier.

Nick Fury couldn't help but rolled his eyes at this, and said to Natasha Romanov, who was happily watching the fun.

"A three-year-old and a four-year-old, circle around the kindergarten principal, there can be no more."

Natasha Romanov glanced at the black director and replied sharply:

"Snitching behind the kindergarten principal's back, five years old, no more."

Five-year-old Nick Fury, who made a small report behind the kindergarten principal:  …

"Okay, you two, stop for a while."

Steve Rogers was so amused by these two childish ghosts who used themselves as pillars to quarrel round and round, he simply stretched out his long arms, pressed one with each hand, and forced the childish ghosts to separate and stand at attention.

"What does it look like to be so noisy—"

Tony Stark immediately continued: "We represent the Avengers, we represent the people, we represent justice. For this we should pay attention to the image, we should be mature and stable, we should lead by example... again Yes, I will memorize the director's lectures. Seriously, captain, can you think about it and change the script book?"

"..."

Steve Rogers was silent for a moment, and let go of Hydera's hand.

Tony Stark, who was talking about excitement, didn't notice right away, but continued to chatter to Steve Rogers:

"You know why people don't want to sit next to you? Because you're too nagging. If you talk to girls like that, you'll be a single old popsicle for the rest of your life. If you want to change, Stark Industries PR We will serve you wholeheartedly—”

Like a duck being choked, the inventor's voice stopped abruptly.

The alien girl who had regained her freedom grinned and stretched out her hand, and patted the chattering inventor on the back of the neck.

Tony Stark, who was strangled by the back of the neck, was stiff and frightened, and his tone changed when he spoke.

"???team leader???"

"By the way, Fury, about the next solution..."

The person who was called said "I'm deaf, I'm blind, I'm disconnected, don't tell me, don't look for me, we'll break the ties", completely with an attitude of nothing to do with yourself, and simply turned around to find Nick Fury.

Tony Stark's voice was as shrill as a screaming chicken whose stomach had been pinched hard: "Edwin cover the armor - oops!!!"

late.

Hydera's feet had already been raised high, and fell rapidly.

When Hydera's feet were raised again, Tony Stark's precious, snow-white, world-limited, out-of-print, AJs had a perfect footprint printed on them.

Tony Stark: "???!"

The great inventor who was about to break his heart couldn't care less about fighting back.He quickly squatted down, took out the expensive handkerchief with a distressed face, and began to shine shoes frantically.

"Just Aboy." It's just a boy who doesn't grow up.

Natasha Romanoff laughed loudly.

"You do not understand!"

Tony Stark said, "It's Faith!"

"Jesus is going to cry."

Clinton Barton, who had been watching curiously, finally couldn't bear to interject.The best shooter of S.H.I.E.L.D. pushed Zemo over and shook hands with Hydera very friendly.

"Are you the alien girl who lives in the Avengers Building?"

Hydra nodded.

Clinton Button's eyes lit up immediately.With an expression of listening to top-secret gossip, he lowered his voice and asked in a low voice that everyone could hear clearly.

"I heard from Nata that you and the captain...huh?"

Hydera didn't understand: "Huh?"

Steve Rogers' dean-like eyes swept over immediately: "Speak less, do more, Clinton."

"Okay, okay, I don't ask."

The eagle-eyed shooter who talked too much quickly made a zipper gesture near his mouth.Relying on the blond-haired soldier with his back turned to him at the moment, he winked at Hydera.

"Don't make faces, too, Clinton."

Steve Rogers' next sentence followed.

Clinton Button: "...Tell me honestly, Captain, do you really have eyes on your back?"

The blond soldier turned his head when he heard the words, and smiled at the eagle-eyed shooter with a complicated expression.

"Is this Zemo?"

Hydera moved to Clinton Barton's side and looked curiously at the man who was firmly bound by a special restraint belt.

"One of the guys who violated my portrait rights?"

Zemo, who bowed his head in silence all the way, finally raised his eyes after hearing the words, and looked at the blonde girl in front of him.

His eyes were clouded, his lips moved, but he didn't make a sound.

"......Wait, then?"

Hydra read Zemo's lips.She tilted her head, indicating that she would not accept this threat at all.

"No matter what you want me to wait...you have to pay for the losses caused to me by infringing on my portrait rights, name rights, and reputation rights over the years."

"Portrait right? Name right? Reputation right?"

Zemo felt it was ridiculous, and couldn't help pulling up the corners of his mouth to show a mocking sneer, noncommittal to the blonde girl's words.

"I do not know how?"

"Oh yes, you Hydras don't know yet, do you?"

Tony Stark raised his head and snapped his fingers at Hydera.

"Sweetheart, put your head down."

"...I'm your Pokemon? Just let it go?"

Hydera was unhappy, snorted, and suddenly released the gene lock in the next second.

Zemo, who was restrained, stared at the alien girl on the opposite side, watching the appearance of the sweet blonde cheerleader girl gradually deform.Like the swaying water surface, the clear reflection disappeared and became a blurred chaos.The cold white light dimmed, and the air seemed to become chaotic.

He opened his eyes wide and watched in horror as the eight huge and ferocious snake heads condensed from phantoms into entities, covering him completely immobile under the shadow of terror.

Several snake heads approached.

He could even feel the snake letter licking his throat.

The terrifying monster opened its mouth, and exhaled a cold breath, dragging him into a vacuum.

"—parallel imports."

Green tea annoyed.

"Using my name to bully people is too much."

Holy Mother beep.

"Damn!"

Muscle roar.

"Losing money!!!"

The snake letter hissed, almost spitting it in Zemo's face.

Zemo: "..."

After a long time.

A former colonel of the US Navy SEALs, an elite soldier with strong military literacy, a strategist with high self-cultivation, a leader who is indifferent to emotions and anger, and a Hydra chief who rarely changes his face because of things other than Captain America .

Can't help cursing out a sentence with a straight voice——

"...What the fuck?!"

The author says:

The altitude of the township I went to is too high, and I have a little altitude sickness, so I slept, good night.