[Comprehensive British and American] Space Patrolman Hydra

Butler Edwin did what he said.He dragged Hydera into the room and locked it into the room, and wrote the dating battle all day conscientiously.

"Clothes should not be too modern, especially don't expose the skin too much. Mr. Rogers is very gentleman, if you wear cool clothes, he will not pay attention to you. For this, I suggest that you can choose some shoulder pads that were popular in the 50s The skirt with a high collar and large swing is not only decent and appropriate, but also has a unique charm and style, which is very suitable for your good figure."

As Edwin spoke, he projected a few sets of beautiful slim skirts for reference. Hydera sat obediently on the small bench, his eyes sparkled, and he nodded his head.

"I like the white shirt and red skirt set." She whispered to Arnold, "What do you think?"

"If you simply ask me to give my opinion, a blue one-piece dress is more suitable for you."

It took 5 minutes for Arnold, who became a fashion pioneer by analyzing the data, to pose as an expert and start giving advice.

"The low-saturation color and close-fitting tailoring are suitable for your pale complexion and tall and thin body. The red skirt will only make you look like a hungry vampire who has no blood for 100 years."

"I also think the gray-blue skirt is suitable for you." Edwin agrees with Arnold's opinion, "Little Miss, you are not suitable for high-brightness and high-saturation colors. Too tall and thin, and it is not suitable for large silhouettes." And it is calculated from Mr. Rogers’ daily painting exercises that he likes mostly soft colors.”

But she likes warm colors.

Hydera rested her cheeks in her hands and puffed her face very discouraged.

"Also, Mr. Rogers has a very regular schedule: wake up at 05:30 am to wash, cook and eat at 07:30, run in the morning at [-]:[-], buy a newspaper of the day and return to the building at [-]:[-]...go to bed on time at [-]:[-] pm Sleep. As a considerate and decent lady, you shouldn't disrupt his schedule."

"Five in the morning and ten in the evening?" Hydera couldn't believe it, "Does he still listen to light music and drink a glass of milk before going to bed?"

Edwin said: "Congratulations, Miss, you have already gained a preliminary understanding of Mr. Rogers."

"...he doesn't even use the Internet?"

Edwin was very pleasantly surprised: "Little Miss's Captain America elective course can definitely get an A+, and she has learned to answer quickly."

Hydera choked firmly and complained sincerely.

"...Is he a primitive human who lived in an era before electricity?"

"Nobody forced you to like a caveman."

Arnold was very calm.At this moment, Arnold, who was born dependent on the computer, decided to list Steve Rogers, who did not use the Internet, as his class enemy.

Hydra:  …

No way, the alien girl sighed helplessly and sweetly, who told her that she is a person who likes this kind of self-discipline.

"Then how about I run with him?"

Hydera took a deep breath, made up her mind, and decided to give up the happy life of cultivating immortals during the day and cultivating at night for love, and began to count seriously with her fingers.

"First, I run very fast. I don't need him to wait for me, so I won't cause trouble for him. Second, we checked the information before and said that he likes strong and independent mature women. If he can be on par with him, he can be regarded as strong and independent. ?”

"Good proposal."

Edwin flipped "Running with Captain America" ​​into Dating Combat.

"I remember he still liked to draw...?"

Hydera recalled.

"Yes, your information is correct."

Edwin praised, and thought in his heart, the dating location can also include major art galleries as a reference.

Thinking about it, he asked Hydera: "Do you know anything about human art? Painters? Schools? Famous paintings?"

Now Hydera was completely stumped.

"Uh..." she began to snap her fingers again, "Picasso, Van Gogh, Monet, Da Vinci... I know the paintings of Mona Lisa, that painting was still in Star League exhibited."

"I'll put art tuition in your schedule as soon as possible."

Edwin is very dedicated to adding another touch to Hydera's schedule.

"Also, Mr. Rogers likes to eat cheese baked rice and fried eggs on one side. Do you want to learn how to cook, miss, and choose what you like?"

Mr. Housekeeper seems to be addicted to his new job as a love planner, and he does it with gusto and success.

But the more Hydera listened, the more gloomy the front became.

"It's so hard to chase people."

Hydera sighed sincerely.

She only knows how to mix nutrients and instant noodles, and she doesn't even know whether to boil the eggs first with boiling water or with water and eggs.

"Because you are not Mr. Rogers' ideal type at all, and you are even a Hydra. He can't even pronounce your name normally."

Arnold's words are always so sharp, "Others' strategy routes may be guides for beginners, but you can only open the hell mode forever."

"..." Hydera gritted his teeth, "I've decided, one month. Before Christmas, if I can't kill that parallel organization, I won't be called Hydera!"

She wants to kill the leader of the organization that dared to violate her portrait rights and hinder her from falling in love.

Make a hanging on her mantel :)

"I'm looking forward to the day when you'll be locked up on the cold iron bars because of your perverted decoration fetishes, Boss."

Arnold said.

"...You just don't believe that I can succeed?" Hydera was upset, "Even if my name is Hydera, I am an alien snake, not a lady, and I like to cultivate immortals..."

The more she spoke, the weaker her voice became.

"Can't cook, can't draw, ignore discipline, often violate rules..."

The more she spoke, the quieter she became.

"Not yet Bucky..."

Hydera wiped her face.

"...what to do, I suddenly don't dare to date him anymore."

The more she talked, the more she felt that the star-spangled shield was thrown at her face mercilessly at this moment.

"...or forget it."

Edwin was taken aback and asked.

"Miss Hydera, do you really think so?"

"Yeah, I quit. He doesn't like me, so forget it."

Hydera looked down at her fingers.

"I also knew that we weren't a good fit. Our likes didn't overlap and our personalities were very different.

"Probably I'm the type he doesn't get along with the most, and I don't want to force him to get along with me.

"And he already has the most important person, you don't read it to me, but I know, besides that James Barnes, there is a girl named Peggy Carter, right? He and Tony said ' The second half of my lover's tone is different than when Barnes is mentioned.

"I went to check. The girl is still alive, but he has been afraid to see him. He is ashamed of her."

"Little Miss..."

Edwin was just about to speak.

"Someone once told me that human beings are most devoted when they feel guilty."

Hydra interrupted him.

"Then just forget it. Anyway, I just have a crush on him, so there's no need to entangle him. If neither of us will be happy, then I might as well stay and play with Tony."

Hydera's tone sounded decisive and sober.

"He treats me as a friend, doesn't mind what I wear, whether I'm good at cooking or not. We just have fun together... dating or something, forget it."

Edwin listened to the little girl's willful complaints, and noticed the blonde girl's tangled fingers through the camera, and his voice was filled with a helpless smile.

If you really don't care, why do you have to repeat it so many times-is it to make your position clear, or to convince yourself?

He obviously wanted to go on a date, but he insisted on pretending that he didn't care.

"You don't have to go against your will."

While sighing for the lovely heart of the alien girl, he said gently to Hydera.

"Miss, compared to you, my years may be just a flick of a finger. But whether it is a human being or an artificial intelligence, I am old enough. Old enough to see through many things. I can see it—and Sir himself I also said it myself—you are the same kind of people.”

"......Hey?"

Hydera was taken aback, "Why are you mentioning this?"

"You and Sir are the same kind of people, so you will be attracted to the same kind of people."

Edwin said.

People who are defiant, unrestrained, high-profile, uninhibited, and domineering, but their self is vague, their beliefs are wandering, and they are trying to do the "right" thing.

Must be attracted by those who are warm enough, fresh enough, firm enough, bright enough, tough and powerful.

Focus on those qualities that you think you can't achieve, but you really want, and see the sides of those heroes as lighthouses and rudders.

"I apologize for questioning your intentions earlier. I have found out from all sides that you really like Mister Rogers."

From the starry eyes of the alien girl.

From the alien girl's high-pitched tone every time she mentioned her name.

From the corners of the alien girl's lips that would unconsciously curl up into a faint smile.

"Maybe there is a gap between you, and the difference is diametrically opposed, but if you don't try, how do you know you can't do it?"

Edwin thought of his lover who was not smart and elegant, but naive and clumsy.

The differences between them were skyrocketing, but she had learned to listen to Bach for Edwin, and Edwin had learned to cook bisque for her.

"People who love deeply, they all accommodate each other."

Edwin said sincerely.

But Hydera still hesitated.

"But Tony..."

She squeezed her fingers, "If I go out, will I leave him behind?"

——This cute little guy.

If Edwin was still in the flesh and blood body he once was, he would definitely smile because of Hydera's sweetness.

"Thank you for your concern for Sir, but I don't think Sir is naive enough to need you to accompany him all the time, little lady."

Edwin is very serious: "If you disturb someone's relationship, you will be kicked by a donkey."

Hydera imagined the scene where the great inventor was kicked by a donkey, and couldn't help laughing.

"And I, my selfish and superficial old housekeeper, also have a little selfishness."

Edwin said solemnly after Hydera laughed.

Maybe he's been away from being human for so long that he didn't notice the problems in the Avengers.

"Sir...he has so little, he's immature. Although he's changing, he's trying, he's trying to be himself, to do the right thing. But he hasn't really grown up yet. , he's still confused, he's still anxious, he always thinks the worst of things, intentionally or unintentionally, so that he can screw it up logically—

"He can't do what you can do just yet."

Edwin has always been worried about the young master he grew up with, worried about his conceit, low self-esteem, self-centeredness, confusion and loneliness, and self-destructive tendencies.

But fortunately, Tony Stark met a miracle called "Hydra".

In just a few days, the inventor's face returned to the smile that belonged to the willful, innocent, carefree freak boy he once was.

And Hydera is like a replica—but more mature, self-controlled, gentle and honest—Tony Stark.She may be self-centered, but she has learned tolerance and appreciation; she may be confused and lonely, but she has learned to find companions for herself.

"The power of women... is different. Supple and gentle, alive. Even in bombarded lands, these venerable ladies have a knack for growing beautiful flowers out of the ashes."

Has the ability to rain the rain of sweet dreams on the dry life, and let the souls who cannot get close feel each other.

Such a unique Hydera will undoubtedly become the link that brings together two completely different people.

"I believe that with you, Miss, they will form a bond faster, closer, and with more mutual understanding."

Become a real family of avengers.

At some point, following Edwin's narration, Hydera raised her head, stared at the camera above, and quietly listened to Edwin's words.

"I've always wanted to ask." She blinked, "Why did Edwin call me Miss?"

"Speaking of which, I'm also curious about this. Ever since you came back from the past, my memory module has inexplicably added information about Sir's three children."

Edwin was serious.

"In this strange memory, Master Howard told me that Sir will have three children in the future: the elder brother who is short with caramel eyes, the younger brother who is tall with black hair, and the youngest sister who is blond... I have a At first, I didn’t think too much about it until you told me that you went back to the past—Miss, I have to say, the three of you are really naughty.”

It's okay to pretend to be your own child.

——Oh, the little problem left by time travel.

Hydera, who was caught, couldn't help laughing, and bent out two cute little crescents.

"Since Edwin said so, then I absolutely cannot give up!"

The alien girl regained her vigor, cheered up and regained her enthusiasm, jumped up from the carpet, eagerly gearing up.

"first--"

She put her hands on her hips and bared a pair of white canine teeth.

"Set a small goal."

Calculated according to the first, second and third bases of human beings——

——Tomorrow, she will definitely hit first base!

The author says:

Edwin: Interview Miss, why are you so obsessed with Mister Rogers?

Hydera: He is like the sun, I like the sun.

Arnold: Interview the boss, where do you think the captain's shield will hit when you try to first base tomorrow?

Hydera: Killing you is over.

Captain really likes to eat fried eggs on the side.

The captain especially likes to draw, and even hired an illustrator.When I was running for the presidency, I was late because I was going to DDL and rushed to draft... [This is the resentment of which Marvel artist! ! 】

I found a small paper on the relationship between shield and iron, which is amazing... I read it on my knees, and every sentence came to my heart.Guidance Weibo@隆清洗-not the latest post of Cuckoo Chicken.After reading it, we can woc together......_(:3」∠)_