[Comprehensive British and American] Space Patrolman Hydra

"I still remember you..."

Howard Stark used the muzzle of the shotgun to pass the blonde girl and the two black-haired men squatting on the ground with their heads in their hands, and let out a cold snort with his nose.

"Three people who hit me on the road four years ago and followed me to the hospital, huh?"

Grant Batuk couldn't help asking Tony Stark in a low voice: "Mr. Howard has such a good memory?"

Can the passers-by who accidentally bumped into him four years ago still remember it now?

Tony Stark: "You touch a jug of wine and he remembers it for 20 years—now, shut up, he's watching."

"You still dare to whisper?" Howard Stark laughed angrily at the three intruders who broke into his house in the middle of the night, searched his study, and were not at all afraid after being caught by him, "Believe it or not, I will let you One of you has a blown head?"

He looked around, turned his gun and pointed it at Tony Stark without hesitation.

Tony Stark, who is about to be shot with his head in his hands:  …

Father and son, huh? ? ?

Hydera: "Pfft."

Grant Bartook: "Poof."

Although the situation is not optimistic, Howard Stark is obviously full of hostility towards them, but Hydera and Grant Batuk still can't help laughing.

Howard Stark: "You still dare to laugh?"

"I'm sorry, Mr. Howard." Hydera held back her smile and asked with a trembling voice, "But may I ask, why did you choose him among the three of us?"

"Because I don't like him the most."

Howard Stark said without hesitation: "A shaggy hair and a mustache? You don't look like a decent person."

Hydra and Grant Bartook: "Hahahahahahahahaha!"

Tony Stark was furious: "...you don't do the same!"

Howard Stark, with curly hair combed back and two mustaches, sneered, "That's because I look too young, so I had to grow a beard to reveal my entire face to make myself look more reliable. .....you need to?"

Tony Stark was deflated.

Howard Stark does have a baby face that's too young.Even though he is 57 years old, he still looks like a suave and handsome young man. For men, his face is small and his big eyes are beautiful and shining, which can easily arouse the madness of ladies.

Hydera praised from the bottom of her heart: "You are so beautiful."

Howard Stark looked at the young and beautiful girl squatting on the ground obediently holding her head in front of her, and she still tried hard to turn her head, her eyes widened and she praised him earnestly. He couldn't help showing a tolerant smile, nodded and said gently: "Your blonde also very beautiful."

Hydera was very happy: "Your mustache is also very attractive!"

"Seriously?" Tony Stark felt that the scene in front of him was so eye-catching, "You are a married man, and you still don't forget to flirt with a little girl?"

"I'm long past the age of playing, and it's not illegal to appreciate beautiful things." Howard Stark snorted coldly: "Look at you, you're still obsessed with being a playboy, aren't you?"

Tony Stark, ridiculed by his father as a playboy:  …

"If irony is the measure of a person's potential, then you will surely become a great man in the future."

He sneered and threw the words that Howard Stark had run on him to its original owner.

Howard Stark was unmoved: "Oh, then you can only stay in the support group for the mentally handicapped for the rest of your life."

Hydera and Grant Batuk laughed until their stomachs ached: "Hohohohohahahahahahaha!!!"

Tony Stark, who is often said to be a mocking genius by people around him:  …

He gave up on himself and kept his mouth shut, not bothering to count how many times he was speechless by Howard Stark's sarcasm today.

Anyway, no matter how old he is, he can't beat this bastard.

"—By the way." Howard Stark suddenly remembered, narrowing his eyes, "You, especially you, haven't apologized for my precious son's genius work."

Grant Bartook didn't hesitate: "Your son made a great circuit board! He's a genius!"

Hydera sincerely said: "Stunning talent is amazing! Supernatural workmanship! Let me and other mediocre people sweat profusely and feel ashamed!"

Howard Stark nodded in satisfaction, and then the three of them stared at the only one who didn't speak.

The principled inventor looks away and refuses to join these two train-talking fellows.

"What's wrong with the circuit board my son made, you want to call shit on it?"

Howard Stark was outraged.

He thought Tony Stark's earlier "shit" was criticizing that circuit board for being crap.

"Nowhere!" Tony Stark exclaimed unhappily.

"Uneven ink, exposed copper, poor plug holes, blurred characters, offset, dull surface, easy to fall off when soldering - what do you say!"

Howard Stark choked, and quickly thought of counter words: "...he was four years old when he made this! What are you four years old doing? Playing with blocks?"

Tony Stark couldn't help turning around and choking: "What? I don't play—"

"Father?" A sleepy boy's confused voice came from the door, "Are there any guests...?"

It was Little Tony, who was probably woken up by the louder and louder voices, rubbing his eyes and leaning against the door to look inside.

"Go back to your bed!" Howard Stark yelled at the door.

The little boy was taken aback, and Tony Stark could almost see the boy's tears rolling in his eyes when he was forced by his father's anger.

"Now! Don't make me say it a second time!"

"...Yes, Dad."

The boy agreed tremblingly, his voice was like a mosquito, and he ran away without looking back.

Tony Stark tightened his lips, unable to bear the accusation.

"You are too fierce to him. Do you know that he will cry secretly when he returns to the bed, and then he will be too scared to sleep at night, unable to figure out what he did wrong to make you angry?"

"Is this even worse? It's much better than my dad used to be. I didn't let Tony sell fruit on the street, and I didn't let him go to the slums to buy milk. If he cries for such a small thing, it just means he is not enough. strong."

Howard Stark shrugged, unconcerned.

"He's only four," Tony Stark said angrily. "He needs your praise, not your shout!"

"Why should I praise him? He can do better." Howard Stark asked funnyly: "You are not my son, so is it possible that you understand what he needs better than me?"

Tony Stark was silent.

He couldn't answer that question.

"Tony is too weak. He only likes to lie in Maria's arms and act like a baby. He would cry and want to be hugged at the slightest setback. He's not like me at all..."

Howard complained dissatisfiedly, snorted, and suddenly remembered that the opposite side was not some long-time friends but three unidentified intruders.

"...Hell, you're just a thief, a criminal who broke into my house, why would I tell you such a thing?"

Tony Stark whispered, "..."

I am your son.

"What did you say?" Howard Stark couldn't hear clearly, so he couldn't help asking closer.

Hydera quickly turned around and stretched out her hand, covering the inventor's mouth who was really going to repeat it.

"Why did you cover his mouth?" Howard Stark, keenly aware of something, demanded, "Is there something I shouldn't know?—Besides, there's a question I've been thinking about since the beginning."

Hydera suddenly had an ominous premonition, and her premonitions are usually correct.

Just listen to Howard Stark ask.

"Why haven't you three changed at all from four years ago?"

The body shape that has not changed can also be explained by the fact that the bones are fixed and well maintained after adulthood, but there is no old face at all, the same hairstyle, the same clothes——

"And the same, unwiped stains."

Howard Stark pointed to the man's clothes with caramel eyes, and there was sauce left over from eating hamburgers on the hem.The wet smear had smeared on Howard's clothes when he bumped into this guy - his favorite shirt was ruined, he remembered it well.

But now, he reached out and touched the sauce mark.

"It's not dry yet."

He looked at the three of them, with growing suspicion in his eyes.

"Who are you?"

Hydera's heart skipped a beat.

She quickly conceived several kinds of rhetoric, and just about to open her mouth——

Howard Stark: "Don't try to lie to me, I'm the smartest inventor of our time. If I find out half a lie, this gun will go off."

Hydra:  …

She turned to Tony Stark: "Do you think it's possible for me to..."

Tony Stark said decisively: "No way."

His dad had always been the smartest, and he'd never managed to fool him.

She didn't give up and asked again: "Then let's run away now..."

Howard Stark: "I hear you, girl. And if you run away, I'll post your picture in every corner of the world."

Hydera was stunned: "This is too cruel..."

She sighed with a frowning face, and had to admit that Howard Stark had accurately pinched her dead spot.

Time travel can leave traces in the past, but leaving too many traces that may even affect the future is undoubtedly very dangerous.

Fortunately, it wasn't the first time that her secrets were exposed in time travel, and she also came up with countless special ways to deal with it.

And for smart people, the best thing to do is...

The alien girl reached out to hold Tony Stark and Grant Bartuk, and showed a bright smile under Howard Stark's vigilant gaze.

"Mr. Howard, please wait at this place at this time tomorrow—"

The golden light flashed, and the three disappeared in place, leaving only Howard Stark with his mouth wide open, and the shotgun fell to the ground without knowing it.

"—you'll understand everything."

The second half of Hydera's words did not enter Howard Stark's ears until 24 hours later.

"... Shit."

The golden light flashed again, and the old inventor, who was waiting in the study full of doubts the next day, looked at the three people who appeared in the study out of thin air, and cursed ungracefully.

"Do you understand?"

Hydra smiled at him, "Why do we know so much?"

"Yes—yes—I know, I know everything!—Time travel technology, you are from the future!"

Howard Stark nodded excitedly and kept rubbing his hands excitedly.

He finally understood why these three strangers followed him to see his newborn son, why they were so familiar with the furnishings of his home, and why they choked with him about his son's education.

Tony Stark raised his head suddenly when he heard this, and bumped into Howard Stark's sparkling eyes.

He held his breath and watched his dad carefully, with trepidation and implied expectation.

"Why didn't I think of that before!—"

Howard Stark tried hard to hold back the ecstasy in his heart, and looked carefully at the children in front of him again.

Dark eyes, black and blond hair, a familiar attitude to the Starks, a bright mind... yes, yes!

Howard Stark said without hesitation with a loving face.

"You must be Tony's children!"

The author says:

First update today, second update at [-] pm.

Howard Stark's inner reasoning process:

Condition [-]: I have brown hair and black eyes, and Maria has blond hair and brown-green eyes.

Condition two: Stark will only allow Stark to know where important things are hidden.

Condition [-]: The three little guys in front of me were all peeping outside the ward. I still remember the nurse saying that the three were very excited, happy and full of love.

Condition [-]: All three of them are very familiar with Tony, and they are complaining for Tony.

Condition 100: It takes at least [-] years for a mature space-time travel technology, and Tony may not be alive after [-] years.

The most important condition six: I am too old to have only one child, Tony.

——To sum up, they must be Tony's children!

Tony Stark: ??? When people get old their fucking brains rust.

Hydra: Yes we are Tony's kids hahahahahahaha!

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