[Comprehensive British and American] Space Patrolman Hydra

"......what do you know?"

The smile on Grant Batuk's face remained the same, but the temperature dropped.

"I know everything, you, your adoptive father, and the organization behind you who want to make small moves..."

Hydera said in a low voice: "Keep your smile, Grant. Although Tony is not here, Edwin has been watching."

—she had dug out his secret, but was not ready to reveal it.

Coming to this conclusion, Grant Bartuk, who was tense, slowly relaxed all the muscles in his body, and leaned on the lazy sofa.

"If you know who I am, you should know what kind of person I am."

The agent of S.H.I.E.L.D., the killer of Hydra, the spy who lurks in the light and belongs to the dark, stated affirmatively, asking with a little confusion and curiosity: "Why do you want to cover me? Do aliens also want to fight with Hydra?" Snake cooperation?"

"Don't call that name! The name Hydra is mine!" Hydra rolled his eyes and scolded angrily.

"This group of guys who ruined my bright and dignified image...I absolutely want to destroy them! If I can't kill them, I won't be called Hydera!"

After scolding, she managed to regain her composure, crouched in front of the spy, blocked the nearest camera, and continued talking to the spy who was mocking her.

"I'm not interested in your struggles...because to me, your identity doesn't mean anything - it's just a different style of clothes, and it's not even that expensive. Wear a suspender for a season. For humans, it may be enough to wear it for a summer. But for me, this suspender can't even last a second of summer."

Speaking of this, a subtle smile inevitably appeared on the face of the alien girl.

"So why should I care about a dress that oxidizes to ash in the blink of an eye?"

"But that's all for humans, Miss Alien."

Grant Bartook shook his head.

"No... no, you're wrong, Grant."

Hydera firmly denied him.

"What it means to be human has never been who he is. It has no value at all. The traces of your position, your title, your words, and your deeds over a long period of time are so faint that it only takes a gust of wind to wipe them out.

"But the spirit and the soul last forever."

"So what?" Grant Batuk didn't care. "What do you say has anything to do with me? With all due respect, I'm just an ordinary human being, and it's far from my turn to praise the spirit and soul. To me For me, the important things are positions, titles, words and actions, emotions, desires, etc., which you don’t care about at all.”

... awkward boy.

Hydera shrugged and suddenly hit a straight ball.

"But you've never been happy, have you, Grant?"

Now there was no fake smile on Grant Bartook's face.

"...Why do you say that?" He asked coldly, "What do you know?"

"You and the organization behind you shouldn't rush to investigate me. You should learn from Tony. At least he is cautious enough when dealing with me and Arnold."

Unfazed at all, Goldilocks raised her chin, and Arnold's voice came through Grant Bartook's earphones.

"Mr. Batuk, I can judge the emotions, thoughts, and even personality of creatures by analyzing the fluctuations of particles in their bodies." Arnold said politely: "Since I came into contact with you, you have never had a happy emotion .In addition, a warm reminder that your mental problems are a bit serious, and I suggest that you seek psychological treatment in time. There are thousands of kinds in life, and happiness is the first. If life is not happy, your loved ones will cry."

"..."

Grant Bartook had an ugly expression on his face.

The entire universe patrol team knows that the space patrol Hydera is soft but not hard.

After the alien girl noticed the man's pale and stubborn face, all her aggressive words turned into limp rainbow bubbles.

"As you said, the standard by which humans judge the same kind is not suitable for me."

She couldn't help blocking the cameras in the building more tightly, and reached out to stroke his soft hair, comforting him gently.

"It is enough for me to see your curiosity about the unknown, your wonder at power, your love of life and your sensitivity to death - that is enough, Grant.

"Enough curiosity, enough awe, and enough sensitive heart, in my eyes, you are a good enough human being."

"...And then?" Grant Bartuk said in a hoarse voice, "You just want to tell me that I am a good person by talking so much?"

Speaking of this, even he himself couldn't help laughing at himself.

"I didn't expect an alien to think that he understands humans better than humans?"

After monitoring that Grant Batuk's resistance was getting worse, Arnold sighed and said, "Boss, I have persuaded you. Your language skills are beyond praise. The last time I negotiated with the rioting Klingons, It was you who forced the Klingon general who wanted to surrender to rebel, have you forgotten?"

"Just like you're good at it?"

Hydera is not happy, "The last time I worked with the Santa people to clean up the space-time rebels, who directly asked them if they evolved from winter melons, which caused the cooperation to break down. The Santa people and the time-space rebels cooperated to encircle and suppress the universe. Patrol?"

"You think they evolved from corned eggs, that's impossible. How could corned eggs have life?" Arnold argued, "So we need a ruling from the parties."

"Why can't marinated eggs have life?!" Hydera forgot that he was still talking to Grant Batuk, put his hands on his hips, and quarreled with Arnold wholeheartedly: "Spiced spiced eggs, sweet-scented osmanthus eggs, chicken eggs, Pork marinated eggs, smoked marinated eggs—they even have different families!"

"..."

This development of the dialogue was different from anything that Grant Bartook had expected, blocking all the sarcasm he had prepared in his throat.

"Mr. Batuk, what Boss means is more straightforward." Arnold was too lazy to argue with Hydera, and said bluntly to the spy agent: "It's that she likes your face and figure, and wants to ask you if you want it." hang out with her-

"I would like to give a little personal advice on this, don't, don't, do this. She never respects your basic rights. It's like saying that every time she eats something good, she has to describe the ingredients and taste to me vividly, and then Pretending to be sorry but actually gloating and saying, 'It's a pity you can't eat it, Arnold, I can only solve these problems by myself'."

Hydera: "Shut up Arnold, I've almost succeeded in instigating rebellion."

"Look, she keeps telling you to shut up like you're a Siri at her beck and call - just type in the Rap command and you can sing 'hohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Heheheheheheheh'!"

Quantum Life imitated Siri and said a rap without emotion, and the high-pitched voice seemed to be full of anger and grievance.

"She's so lazy that she doesn't even want to dress herself! Don't even take a bath! You have to get up two hours earlier than her, take her to bathe, iron, dress, cook, brush her teeth - she has nine heads! Brush your teeth nine times!"

A Nuo shouted out full of true feelings: "If you don't use your hands and feet, you can donate them to those in need!"

In the mutual accusations of the two naive ghosts, the dignified atmosphere of philosophy just now disappeared.

Grant Bartook listened to the increasingly low IQ quarrel, and the resistance and hostility in his heart gradually disappeared.He couldn't help but rolled his eyes, leaned back, gave up on himself and buried himself in the beanbag sofa.

really interesting.Mr. Spy thought coldly in his heart: His identity has been exposed, but why doesn't he have any sense of crisis?

Maybe it's because everyone who knows his identity is an idiot :)

"...what are you guys doing?"

Hydera turned back and saw Tony Stark standing in the corridor, and the indescribable expressions on the inventor's face.

"I just... walked away for a few minutes."

Tony Stark said slowly, leaving enough time for his brain to react when he was hit, "You just—this—"

He couldn't bear to look directly at his head, raised his fingers and quickly tapped the two people who were tightly pressed together on the single beanbag sofa, and then hurriedly put down his hands like avoiding the plague.

"—quite fast, huh?"

he said dryly.

At this moment, the inventor has only one idea on his mind.

Are hydra and humans reproductively isolated...?

"Mr. Stark, don't think too much." Grant Bartuk raised his voice and said lazily, "If it's true, I can do it all day."

Hydra:?

Arnold: "Health Network Warning!"

Edwin: "Pay attention to your words, Mr. Bartuk, if you don't learn to be more reserved in front of ladies, I will throw you out of the window."

Tony Stark: "Speaking like this in Edwin's home court, I respect you for being a man, Bartuk—and I also doubt the unit of measurement of a day, after all, a man with a mouth is better than a ghost— —Edwin! Tell the little bum to stop! Stop! Stop spraying! You idiot! Put down the fire extinguisher!"

The big inventor who was just playing hooligans hurriedly fled with his body covered in foam, followed by the little clumsy man who sprayed wildly with a fire extinguisher in his hand and chased after him.

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

Didn't understand what was going on, but Hydera, who didn't hinder her understanding of the happy scene, pointed at the embarrassing great inventor and laughed wildly.

"Stop laughing! Come and help me turn this stupid guy off!"

Rescuing the great inventor from the clutches of the little clumsy hand, Hydera held back a smile and handed over the towel, asking, "Will you come out of your magic studio? Boy?"

"I found something," Tony Stark grinned. "The next time we meet, I will make those mages whose noses reach the ceiling pay the price of looking down on a Stark."

"..."

Hydera wiped his face, expressing guilt for unintentionally advancing Tony Stark's "Anti-Mage Plan", and sincerely mourned for the mage who came into contact with the Avengers.

"I was talking to Grant about what humans like."

She decisively changed the subject.

"What do you like? Why, who do you want to buy for?"

Tony Stark was distracted.

"Master Gu Yi suggested that I start from the timeline and find the reason why I can't go back. So I am going to take a trip myself to see if there is a problem in a certain time zone. But I am not sure whether human beings like this way of travel ...?" Hydera scratched her face and issued an invitation, "Do you want to go sightseeing with me?"

Tony Stark stopped wiping his face, a pair of big caramel-colored eyes were exposed, blinked, and blinked again.

"You mean..." the great inventor stumbled, "I mean, you want to... go back?"

"Yes, go and have a look." Hydera nodded, "Free time and space travel, let's go?"

"In such a hurry—" Tony Stark stopped suddenly.

... She obviously doesn't need to be so anxious.

According to his understanding of Hydera during this period, the alien girl has no sense of time, no ambition and persistence, and she is too lazy. What she likes most is to nest comfortably in her own small world, stretch out her hands to eat and open her mouth.Even if you want to investigate the clues to go back, Hydera will probably have fun until you have a good time, and then set off slowly.

But she chooses to leave now.

——Who else could it be for?

Tony Stark wiped off the foam indiscriminately, tore off the towel, casually flicked his wet hair, and showed a bright and energetic smile to Hydera.

"Why not?" he said cheerfully, "Dear Captain Hydera, when shall we set sail?"

Captain Hydra responded to her crew with a crisp finger snap.

"It's now!"

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If you ask Siri to rap, he will really "hohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohehehehe".

The emotionless kind.

Grant: I can do this all day. [Speech to r18]

team leader:? ? ?

——Hydra’s known information disclosure:

Hydera likes to speak loudly, but after talking loudly, he will always be bombarded by people [Hydera: Did I say something wrong? ? 】

Hydra can't understand colored jokes.

Hydera is forbidden to take a bath when more than 50.00% of the gene locks are released, because it is too water-intensive.Liberate [-]% to take a bath, and wash the water of three earths at a time.This prohibition was even specifically written into the law by the Council of Light.

Hydera: I'll wipe your mother, and I'll be banned from bathing by law, you can do it.

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This chapter adds more to you, more careful than mine.