[Comprehensive British and American] Space Patrolman Hydra

The Avengers hasn't felt this empty in a long time.

Captain America leads Natasha and other S.H.I.E.L.D. agents on a rescue mission; Bruce Banner is at the International Physics Symposium; Clinton Barton is on the West Coast investigating a rebel plan with the rest of S.H.I.E.L.D.— —

—nobody was there except Tony Stark.

So Tony Stark hasn't had a good night's sleep for a long time.After waking up from his sleep for a long time, when his mind gradually became clear, he almost sighed in a relaxed and comfortable way.

The inventor hugged the pillow and turned over, buried his face in the sofa, and yawned silently.

"woke up?"

There was a voice from the opposite side asking, Tony Stark turned back and stretched facing the ceiling, then raised his head to look at the sofa opposite.Like him, the blond girl who watched a movie all night did not show the slightest sleepiness, and was still looking radiant. At this time, she was sitting cross-legged on the sofa, covered with a blanket, and holding a book in her hand.

"Are you...reading?" Tony rubbed his eyes, unable to believe that this flamboyant and nervous alien girl was actually reading a book quietly.

"Although I'm from the future, I don't know everything—some things didn't make it to the end."

Hydera lowered her eyes and concentrated on the book, turning a page lightly.

"Some great things, whether it's architecture, or books, or music, create the illusion of timelessness. Humans take their existence for granted and live forever. But nothing is truly permanent .”

"The American Declaration of Independence is eternal." Tony Stark made an American joke, and was not fooled by Hydera's serious appearance, "So what book are you reading?"

"Examining the impact of power interventions on informed consent in humans."

"speak English."

"...Fifty Shades of Grey."

"Action.Love best-selling novel, great, eternal, ha."

Tony Stark raised one corner of his mouth mockingly, "Why don't you watch "Twilight"?"

Hydera swiped her face out of the book, and her dark eyes began to crackle and glow.

"There's still "Twilight" in the Avengers?" She said excitedly, her cheeks flushed.

"..."

Regardless of whether they are human or not, women are the same in any age.

Tony Stark rolled his eyes towards the sky, and pointed to the cabinet where Natasha usually kept her novels.

"The floor-to-ceiling wooden cabinet by the balcony is full of books of this kind."

As Hydera cheered and ran to rummage through the cabinet, Edwin's voice sounded in Tony Stark's embedded earphones.

"Sir, the person sent by S.H.I.E.L.D. to monitor Miss Hydra is here."

"Huh? What? Who?"

Tony sat up straighter.

"Grant Bartook, S.H.I.E.L.D. Agent Level [-]."

"Grant Batuk?" Tony frowned and recalled, "The boy who went with the captain to handle that rescue mission? The captain and Natasha are back?"

"The captain and Agent Natasha have not returned." Edwin said: "From the captured information, it seems that there are some problems in the rescue mission. The captain and Agent Natasha want to investigate something else, so Grant Bartle Ke returned first, and as soon as he returned to S.H.I.E.L.D., he was assigned the task of supervising Miss Hydera."

"Level [-] agent, take office directly, ha."

Tony Stark let out a disdainful snort from his nose, "SHIELD is not doing its business, but it is faster than anyone else in crooked ways."

"Sir, that is an organization founded by Master Howard with the purpose of protecting human beings, and Mr. Nick Fury is dedicated to practicing this creed." Edwin said in a calm voice, "You are too extreme for S.H.I.E.L.D. .”

"You're teaching me again, Edwin."

The cynical Stark retorted unconvinced: "Protect human beings? That control freak soldier made weapons with the cosmic Rubik's Cube that human beings cannot control, researched the alien technology left by the Chitauri, and the ineffective supervision of gangsters and terrorist organizations has led to the current situation. The terrorists have a chitauri laser gun in their hands - I think it's about the same to wipe out human beings."

"...Sir, Mr. Nick Fury is a soldier, not a sociologist, nor a prophet. He has an excellent soldier's thinking, but this cannot support him to predict all aspects, and it also shows that he is defending a country in a narrow sense Power People's Rights."

Edwin patiently taught the young master who suddenly lost his temper.

"If you see that human beings can have greater power, then master it; if you see that human beings may have a terrible enemy, then resist him.

"To exterminate the enemy, to control the inhuman; to calm the turmoil, to bring order to the excess - this is what Mr. Nick Fury is good at. But this does not include giving way to the powerful, tolerance to the threat; Tolerate the unknown and enlighten the future."

"That's why I hate him."

Tony shrugged. "I hate his arrogant rules without foresight and awe."

The electronic butler sighed and softened his tone.

"But you can't deny that Mr. Nick Fury is a natural leader with all the qualities of a perfect leader.

"He planned to set up a superhero team before you became Iron Man; after the Rocky invasion, he immediately proposed to the congressmen and went to form the Avengers Alliance. At that time, the Avengers still had different ideas and even lost control. He did not suppress the power of the Avengers; he opposed the parliamentary decision to use nuclear bombs to bomb New York. In order not to hurt innocent people, he did not hesitate to shoot down a fighter plane with a rocket launcher——

"Even though he has some unlikable city government, overly tough and ruthless military style, he has caused some troubles, but the stability and light he brought is more prosperous."

"Just some?"

Tony Stark snorted.

"Nick Fury is [-]% arrogant and [-]% annoying!"

Having said that, he reluctantly added a sentence.

"The poor man has only [-]% of his wisdom, which saved his brain."

Edwin was silent for a moment, and suddenly said with a narrow smile.

"Sir, is this [-]% of wisdom the reason why you respect him?"

"...Shutup, Edwin. And keep that Batuk outside, don't let it in."

"Yes, Sir."

Hydera, who came over, tilted her head when she saw Tony Stark's weird expression and blinking headphones.

"What, a little secret between boys?"

Tony Stark grinned.

"It's the secret that makes girls shy when they hear it."

"..."

Hydera showed an expression of seeing scum and scum for a moment.

"Let's not talk about this." Tony Stark, who was choked by Hydera's distorted expression, took a sip of water from the cup on the coffee table, and changed the subject without any difference, "What's your name?"

Hydera: "Huh?"

Edwin: "...Sir, I repeated it in your ear twice, twice."

Arnold emphasized: "So yesterday and today, Mr. Stark only knew and called my name-only me, Boss."

Hydra: "Shut up Arno, I don't fucking get sour about this! -Tony Stark! You're so fucking good! Awesome!"

Tony Stark: "Wait... Edwin? When was that mentioned?"

Edwin sighed.

"Miss Hydera, I'm very sorry—"

"puff!!!--"

Tony Stark, who was drinking water, squirted out a sip of water.

"Hydra? Hydra?" He wiped his mouth in embarrassment. "What thefuck? What parents would name their child—"

Those vicissitudes of life but clear huge eyes suddenly appeared in his mind.

"Holy my shit..."

Tony Stark's eyes gradually dimmed.

"You can't just be..."

Hydera crossed her arms and nodded sullenly.

"That's what..."

Hydera snorted and lifted her chin proudly and triumphantly.

Thousands of words, choked in Tony Stark's throat, unable to cough out, and unable to swallow.

"...fuck."

Finally he said.

"Language, Sir."

Edwin criticized with disapproval: "The universe outside the earth is boundless, and there is no problem with the existence of an alien species called Hydera. It is also normal for the name to be Hydera. You shouldn't be so disrespectful of etiquette and yelling." .”

"Don't—Edwin don't say it so many times—so much Hydra, Hydra, I'm getting goosebumps."

Tony Stark literally shivered.

"It's a pity that Hydra died with Hitler during the second station. Otherwise, I really want to see how the group of people called HailHydra when they learned her identity."

"What?" Hydera heard something, and put her hands on her hips unhappily.

"You mean that there is an organization that corrupts my portrait rights and uses my name without authorization?"

"You do not know?"

"When you study history, can you remember the name of every general of the Axis powers in World War II?"

"...Okay, I understand." Tony Stark gestured.

"Hydra is a terrorist organization. In fact, their logo is a skull-headed octopus... What's the slogan? About Hydra, Edwin knows better than me."

"Their slogan is 'chop off one head and grow two more'."

Edwin added.

Hydraton felt a chill in his neck.

"What?!" she screamed angrily. "Beheading hurts! A bunch of - bunch - bunch of unworthy descendants! And nine heads are enough! And fucking fight each other! Just because who sneezes first Such a boring little problem! Only psychos and masochists want to grow a few more heads!!!”

Tony Stark, who just tried to drink water to keep calm, sprayed again.He tugged at his completely soaked shirt and decided to throw the image problem in the black hole.

"Your heads still fight each other?" He leaned on the sofa and asked in a funny and incredible way.

"Yes! That's a bunch of fucking idiots!" Hydera was still very excited, "I lost my head last time, just because the one who lost when they were playing cards didn't want to do housework and tried to play tricks!"

He was bitten to pieces by the other eight who attacked in anger!

real!It hurts! ! !

"puff!--"

Tony Stark instantly felt that it was an extremely wise choice for him to put down the water glass just now.

— But if it wasn't him, who was spraying the water?

Tony Stark and Hydra Qiqi turned around and saw a man standing at the door, holding coffee, and his neckline had been soaked brown by the coffee.

"No offense - it's just that I waited downstairs for a long time and no one gave me a pass, so I found a shortcut and came up through the ventilation duct. There are also two packets of cookies in the duct, and the place where I came down is just right It's the kitchen, and I just didn't have breakfast—so I settled for my own breakfast and made a cup of coffee, I hope Mr. Stark doesn't mind."

The somewhat embarrassed handsome man wiped his mouth and walked closer.

"I'm Grant Batuk, the seventh-level agent of S.H.I.E.L.D., and I'll be with... Ms. Hydra for a while."

How do you describe the look on a man's face when he says the word Hydra?

It's like being married to the woman you love deeply for ten years, and one day you suddenly find out that your wife has an Armstrong cyclotron jet-type Armstrong cannon that is more magnificent than yourself.

The author says:

Grant Bartook: Whatthe...%(&%#(*@*...@#!

Remembering this great day, this day may become an important opportunity for Mr. Grant Bartuk to rebel against Hydra.

after all.

Grant Batuk after spending a month with Hydera: I don't fucking work for Hydera——*(@#&?*&%／?#!!!!!

General meeting of shareholders:

Fujiwara 2 mines, KarlieKloss 1 mine, Danko 1 mine, count, 4.