If you don't wear women's clothes, the big man will die!

Chen Gong was entrusted with an important task by Cao Cao. As an envoy, he went to Lv Bu's side as a "military adviser" to inquire about the "enemy's situation" and resorted to "fooling tricks" to get Lv Bu dealt with!

On the first day when he went to Lu Bu, Chen Gong made clear his intention of coming: "My lord is grateful to General Lu for his 'saving grace'. He not only allowed the general to lead his own troops, but also sent people to the general, so that the army in the general's hands reached [-] yuan. I am a teacher of people. I am good at the art of war and strategy. Today, my lord sent me to the general's side. The general must have already guessed what his intention is."

Lü Bu really came to his senses, and he sent the army and the military division. Of course, it was to let him go to war. Lv Bu smiled: "It seems that Cao Cao is really much more generous than Yuan Shao."

"My lord has a lot of trust in his own people, and he won't be suspicious of the general like Yuan Shao." Chen Gong stroked his beard and smiled, "Liu Bei is in the midst of a war in Qingzhou, and he can't take down Guan Hai's hundreds of thousands of yellow scarves. It seems that the general is still needed. Go to recover those yellow scarf thieves, the general has wanted to fight for a long time, now that the lord has given you such a hint, why don't you immediately petition the lord to go to war?"

Lu Bu naturally wanted to fight. He thought he had led troops for a long time, what a good opportunity to play in Qingzhou.

But after thinking about it, Lu Bu hesitated again, shaking his head and said: "No, no, my lord didn't bring this up to me, obviously he is still considering it, and I can't just ask him if he wants soldiers, food, or luggage in a shameless way." ?”

Chen Gong showed surprise on his face: "When did General Lu change his temper? I thought you were eager to fight right away?"

Lu Bu looked left and right, covered half of his face with his hands, and said in a low voice, "My wife is about to give birth, at least for the last month, I don't plan to go to war."

Chen Gong paused for a moment, seeing Lu Bu's quiet but triumphant expression, he frowned and said, "The general's wife is about to give birth, why do I hear that you have been pestering my lord for the whereabouts of Mrs. Diaochan recently? You won't be afraid of the cold if you do this Make Madam's heart?"

"Damn, how could it make her feel cold, she is the one who keeps saying that she wants to see Mrs. Diaochan!" Lu Bu finally told the truth, he complained to Chen Gong: "I don't have any wrong thoughts about Mrs. Diaochan, Even the state shepherd is too nervous about her, protecting her tightly, do you think there is something between them? Otherwise, why would Cao Cao refuse to tell me her whereabouts?"

Chen Gong was thoughtful, and answered Lu Bu perfunctorily, "Perhaps, the lord has made an agreement with Mrs. Diao Chan not to reveal her whereabouts? The general also said before that they might be from the same family, so the relationship is naturally not shallow."

Lu Bu asked, "A military adviser is a smart man, can there be a way to deal with this?"

"This...my lord can't do anything about it, if my lord doesn't say it, we as subordinates can't force it," Chen Gong said: "Madam Ling's way, naturally the general has to figure out a way for himself."

His eyes were subtle, as if he was asking Lu Bu: You are a big man, can't even handle your own woman?

"Sometimes, as the head of the family, a man has to show his majesty. If Madam is making trouble for you unreasonably, you just need to show displeasure. This is much more effective than pestering the lord."

Showing displeasure with a straight face?Doesn't that madam want to drown him in tears every day!

Lu Bu is not afraid of anything, but he is afraid of cicadas crying. He will not tell others, he will only swallow it in his stomach.

Because of Chen Gong's gaze, he couldn't hold back his face, so he snorted coldly and stopped talking to Chen Gong.

Chen Gong quickly fed back the news to Cao Cao. Cao Cao touched his chin after listening, thoughtfully: "Lv Bu's wife is single named cicada?"

Cao Cao said: "What does Wang Yun's maid want to see Diao Chan for? I don't know why!"

Judging from Cao Cao's tone, he seems to be very familiar with Diao Chan.

Chen Gong's heart moved, and he asked in a low voice: "How does my lord plan to deal with this matter?"

"Just ignore him, he can't live without leading soldiers," Cao Cao firmly believed that all behaviors that would affect his loss of vest should be avoided!

Here I just boasted: I will protect my vest to the death!Turning around, something happened that made him have to change back into women's clothes.

After the Chenliu flood was dealt with, Xi Zhi was able to relax, and his daily paperwork returned to a normal level from two people. Perhaps because he was used to the high-efficiency working state, it only took him half a day to complete the official documents that would have taken a day to complete. All resolved.

Once Xi Zhicai is free, he likes to enjoy it, drink a little wine, eat a table of food, and then invite three or two beauties to play music and dance, this is a rich night life.

The officials who were going to convey the news quietly came to Xi Zhicai and said to him: "The scholars who opposed the lord before, because they were afraid of the common people's invasion and revenge, some of them moved to Yuzhou, and some abandoned Chen Liu's home and lived in the city. into the mountains."

Xi Zhicai was satisfied and said: "That's enough, call back the person who spread the news, let him die, and let the rest of them not lead as leaders, it won't be a big deal."

The subordinates obeyed the orders and left, and soon someone came to report to Xi Zhicai: "Military Master, there is a man outside who calls himself Guo Jia, waiting for your summons."

a big surprise!

Xi Zhicai got up and said happily, "Here he is finally! Invite him here!"

Guo Jia came to Yanzhou from Jizhou. The journey was not peaceful. There were robbers and military disturbances, all of which were easily resolved by his ingenuity and invincible luck.

Since we met each other for a long time, Guo Jia laughed at Xi Zhicai: "Zhicai's current appearance is blue and black, his eyes are dull, his face is yellow and thin, and his lips are pale. It seems to be caused by excessive indulgence. , Which goblin have you been sucked dry by?"

Xi Zhicai smiled wryly and said, "Who else can it be, of course it's my lord!"

Because of his hard work and staying up late for a long time, his hairline is much thinner than before. The former jade-faced gentleman had black and beautiful long hair, but now, when he gets up every day, he touches his head and feels how many hairs have fallen out. I know how sad it is.

He chatted with Guo Jia, drank and stayed up all night, and Xi Zhicai fell ill the next morning. The disease was so violent that the weak scribe couldn't resist it.Guo Jia had no choice but to wait for Xi Zhi to introduce Cao Cao to him. Now that he has collapsed, he can only temporarily live in his home.

At the beginning, people said that Xi Zhicai had contracted the cold, so Cao Cao took over Xi Zhicai's work, and he was busy with five people's share of official documents, and sent a doctor to treat Xi Zhicai, planning to visit him after the business at hand was over. Play Zhicai.

He hadn't seen the weak counselor for several days, and when the doctor came to report, Cao Cao simultaneously received the siren from the system.

[Attention players, your counselor Xi Zhicai has only 30% HP left]

Cao Cao was terrified, and immediately dropped the document and ran to Xi Zhicai's house.

Before he reached the door of his room, he heard several doctors whispering there, with frowning faces: "What can we do now, the high fever won't subside for several days."

"If you keep burning it, you will be stupid."

"Hurry up and tell Zhou Mu! I thought that feeding the decoction last night would make it better, but I didn't expect my forehead to be even hotter in the morning!"

"Someone has been sent to report."

As soon as Cao Cao came, the group of doctors stood on both sides and talked to him about Xi Zhicai's illness.

Among them, most of them are military doctors, and some are doctors recruited by Cao Cao. They are all capable people, but even the best doctors among them all shook their heads and said to Cao Cao: "If the fever cannot be reduced, I am afraid that my life may be in danger. .”

30% blood volume, in the system's evaluation, already belongs to the shock stage.

The doctors said: "Master Xi is not in good health. He has been working so hard these days, plus staying up late and getting wet in the rain. His body, which was still healthy before, collapsed. At the beginning, he was tense and couldn't react. After this rest, he will not be able to react." Sickness comes like a mountain."

Cao Cao was very annoyed, and regretted his negligence.

When he came to Xi Zhicai's bedside, he saw that the counselor's cheeks were flushed, his breathing was short of breath, his hair was disheveled, cold sweat mixed with broken hair on his forehead, and his clothes were already soaked in sweat.

Cao Cao only needs to stretch out his hand to probe, and he can feel the scalding heat on his forehead.

There is also a debuff on Xi Zhicai's head, which is a sign of disease, and it is slowly falling at the rate of blood loss every once in a while.

Cao Cao's face turned pale with fright, and beads of sweat appeared on his forehead nervously: "You guys have to find a way to cool down!"

The doctors were at a loss: "We have used all the methods we should think about. Now that the soup and medicine are poured, we can only wait for the effect of the medicine to take effect. Other than that, we can only ask the maid to take care of him and change clothes for the military commander to wipe his sweat."

Cao Cao was nervous about Xi Zhicai, and even if he stayed, he temporarily postponed the processing of the official documents for this day, and then took care of Xi Zhicai in a daze.

After everyone had left, it was expected that there would be no one in Xi Zhicai's mansion. The sun was setting and the sky was full of twilight. Cao Cao quietly closed the windows and doors, and put on women's clothes to dance and heal the counselors.

The big pink fan has been with Cao Cao for more than ten years, and he has already honed the healing movements of fan dance to perfection.In order to quickly pull up the blood bar, it is necessary to use a large fan and match it with the Bingxinfang Zhongji suit.

The pink fan, the pink lady, danced and closed, controlling the patient's blood volume to a half-asleep and half-awake state, and Xi Zhicai, who was out of danger, really breathed much more smoothly.Cao Cao went to touch his forehead again, felt the temperature drop from it, and heaved a sigh of relief.

The heat subsided, but the clothes on his body were all wet, and his forehead and neck were sweaty. Cao Cao went to the cabinet and took another clean change of clothes, lay down on the bedside, and went to change clothes for the 'patient'.

At this moment, the door was opened from the outside, but a man in green shirt was holding a water basin, stepped into the door with a towel, he said casually: "There is no maidservant in Zhicai's house, this is really inconvenient , I can only wipe your body for you, otherwise no one will change your clothes for you when you are sweating all over, how can you recuperate like this?"

Cao Cao was so frightened that he withdrew his hand. The man in the blue shirt had already seen him. He opened his mouth wide, and the basin in his hand fell to the ground with a "bang--" and said, "Why is there a girl in Zhicai's house?"

The man in the green shirt stopped Cao Cao loudly: "Wait, what are you doing, are you picking Zhicai's clothes? He is still sick!"

After seeing clearly the face of the man in the green shirt, Cao Cao was shocked: Guo Fengxiao? !Why is he at Zhicai's house?

He hurriedly explained: "Zhicai sweated a lot, I was changing his clothes."

Guo Jia didn't believe it: "You need to lie on the bedside to change clothes? How could I see you touching him!"

"Come down here, I see that you are sneaky and dodge your eyes, you must have done something wrong." The more Guo Jia looked at this woman, the more suspicious she became. The movements are also like the movements of the goblin in the story book sucking the spirit of mortals.

Cao Cao hurriedly got down to the ground, one foot away from the bed, raised his hand high, and said innocently: "I was really changing his clothes, I didn't do anything else!"

Guo Jia put down the towel in his hand and approached Cao Cao. The cold light in his eyes flickered, and he said sharply: "First, ordinary women don't wear such clothes without changing their faces, and talk to a strange man about being another The man changed his clothes!"

Guo Jia: "Second, judging from your reaction, you know me!"

"Third, there are too many differences between a man pretending to be a woman and a real woman in details. Although your figure is very feminine and feminine, your behavior does not have the shyness and posture of a woman at all."

Cao Cao was raising his hand to prove his innocence. Guo Jia approached him, stretched out his hand quickly, and threw himself at Cao Cao's chest in an instant. Can't you see? Brave thief, you must be a man disguised as a woman with ulterior motives!"

After he finished speaking decisively, he squeezed Cao Cao's silicone fake breasts with his palms. Feeling the touch, Guo Jia's stern expression froze suddenly, and cold sweat broke out from the back of his head.

He withdrew his hand in embarrassment, the corners of his mouth twitched, and his eyes widened in disbelief.

Guo Jia shouted in his heart: It's over, it turned out to be true? !

Cao Cao maintained the gesture of raising his hands, his expression was like a weathered sculpture, his heart was beating like a beating, and he remained motionless.

Cao Cao screamed inwardly: It's over, I've been exposed? !

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Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!