If you don't wear women's clothes, the big man will die!

Chapter 62

Xi Zhicai quietly closed his mouth, narrowing his sense of existence. He squatted aside and watched Cao Cao touch Lu Bu's hand familiarly, feeling like he had realized the truth.

Xi Zhicai suddenly realized: So it turns out that the way the protagonist expresses his intimacy is to touch hands.

Therefore, he attributed Cao Cao's act of covering his hands for fear of him being cold, as the master wanted to have a good relationship with him.

It’s the master’s way. It’s okay to do it to him. After all, he is about the same size as Cao Cao, but once he is in front of Lu Bu, who is more than nine feet long, Cao Cao is like a little rabbit plucking a tiger’s beard. The difference in body size is unavoidable It is also too big, so big that Lu Bu can easily lift Cao Cao up.

Lu Bu's huge body gives people a sense of oppression, but Cao Cao is not afraid at all. Regardless of his small stature, if he punches, he can still fight Lu Bu on equal terms. Fang Tian painted the halberd with two gaps in the sword, and asked Lu Bu curiously: "I heard that General Lu is good at using the long halberd. Weapons?"

Zhang Miao secretly slandered: Isn't it good that you don't bring weapons?Isn't the lord afraid of Lu Bu?

Lu Bu withdrew his hand in a daze, and replied: "Fang Tian's painted halberd is staying outside the mansion with my red rabbit horse, since he is here to join the state herdsman, it might not be a good idea to bring a weapon when we meet for the first time, right? Although I am a fool, I also know that this is a matter of etiquette."

Chituma has sensitive ears, as long as he whistles, no matter how big an obstacle is, he will rush over immediately. Lu Bu is not worried that Cao Cao will set a trap here to invite him to the Hongmen Banquet, or that he is conceited in martial arts and trustworthy Zhang Miao, that's why he didn't bring Fang Tian's painted halberd.

"So that's the case, General Lu is thoughtful," Cao Cao smiled, and kindly invited Lu Bu to the banquet. He invited beautiful dancers to accompany the dance, and there was a band to play music.

Lu Bu slowly let go of his vigilance, and he said sincerely: "I didn't expect Yanzhou Mu Cao Cao to be such a broad-minded person. If I knew this, I should have come to you directly. I don't know why, when I saw you for the first time, I I think Zhou Mu is very kind, and I always feel that I have seen you somewhere, and Zhou Mu has also been to Liangzhou before?"

Cao Cao stopped drinking and was shocked: No way? !

His men's and women's clothes are very different, so Lu Bu can still tell? !

"Could it be that Zhou Mu really met me somewhere?" Seeing Cao Cao's expression, Lu Bu asked more curiously.

Of course it's because he is Diao Chan!

"General Lu thinks I look familiar, and it's understandable. That's because I have a brother from my clan who worked in Luoyang. We look similar, but my relative is just a small official. It's normal for the general not to remember," Cao Cao smiled. Round the earth, raise a glass to drink with Lu Bu.

"So that's how it is," Lu Bu also toasted. He couldn't understand the elegant music in his ear, and the dancers' dances were too vulgar. Lu Bu didn't look sideways and wasn't interested.

Cao Cao felt very strange, as Wang Yun said before, isn't Lu Bu a lustful person?

"Aren't the dancing girls beautiful? Judging by General Lu's expression, he doesn't seem interested in it?"

Lu Bu muttered: Aren't you also interested?

On the face, he replied: "I have seen the most ethereal dance in the world. Every time I think about it, I feel that my blood has been washed clean. Compared with the dance of ordinary dancers, it is too vulgar. I feel bored after watching too much."

At that time, Lu Bu was completely frightened by the washing dance. He was so frightened that he made a cowardly move and fled. He regretted it afterwards.

Recalling it now, Lu Bu said with some regret: "It would be great if I could see this kind of dance again."

Cao Cao twitched the corner of his mouth: Isn't that what he thought?

He spoke provocatively: "What kind of person can dance the ethereal dance, isn't General Lu trying to lie to me?"

"How could it be?" Lu Bu widened his eyes and explained: "The person who can dance like that is said to be the most beloved concubine of Emperor Ling Liu Hong. That beauty made contact."

Speaking of "that beauty", Lu Bu gritted his teeth secretly, that woman was his nemesis, and made him suffer the biggest dark loss in his life!

Cao Cao almost couldn't control his expression, his forehead twitched twice, and the wine glass under his hand had been pinched and deformed unconsciously.

People in the world are really capable of spreading rumors. Lu Bu can keep saying that he is Liu Hong's favorite concubine. One can imagine how many people believe this rumor.

Relying that Cao Cao has never seen such a dance, Lu Bu boasted: "If I can see her dance again, I will be willing to pay no matter how high the price is. There is really someone who can dance the city, which is unforgettable."

And this dance, Wang Yun, who had seen it, was dead, and Wang Yun didn't tell Lu Bu that "that lady" was invited by Cao Cao.

Now only Lu Bu's wife, Cicada, is left as a client who has seen this dance, and there is no evidence to prove it.

He just wanted to see Cao Cao's envious expression.

Cao Cao doesn't want to recruit Lu Bu now, he wants to beat him up and throw him into the Yellow River to feed the fish!

Sensing that the atmosphere seemed to be frozen, Zhang Miao said with a light smile, "It seems that General Lu not only saw the world's number one dancer, but also married the world's number one beauty."

For this most beautiful woman in the world, Lu Bu took it with him everywhere, from fleeing Chang'an to Jizhou, and then brought Yanzhou all the way.

Zhang Miao said: "If Zhou Mu has the heart, he might as well give General Lu a mansion, that will be more in General Lu's heart than rewarding beauties."

Lu Bu nodded and said, "Exactly."

Cao Cao became even more curious. How long has it been since Lu Bu changed his mind?

"It's easy to talk about mansions. Yanzhou has fewer people and more land, and the most are mansions and courtyards."

Later, Zhang Miao quietly told Cao Cao that Lu Bu had come to join him and brought his family with him. The beautiful lady at home was as beautiful as a fairy, and it was said that she was much more beautiful than ordinary women. It is no wonder that Lu Bu was so beautiful. Not interested in other beauties.

Cao Cao curled his lips: "It doesn't seem that he is bad/perverted, he just has a more beautiful reference."

Zhang Miao laughed and said, "It's human nature to appreciate beauties, why isn't Meng De interested in this way? Even the backyard is clean."

Not only was he not interested, but all the subordinates who wanted to present Cao Cao’s beauties were returned by him, or rewarded to meritorious ministers. Zhang Miao would even think that such a non-feminine master had not already had offspring. Cao Cao "no".

Cao Cao said indifferently: "What you need to do is love, and what you need is emotional immersion/combination. I can't be interested in a strange woman."

Xi Zhicai exclaimed: "I don't know what kind of woman is so lucky to be loved and loyal by the lord."

Can we stop talking about this topic?

Cao Cao felt that he would not be able to hold back anymore, so he quickly changed the subject and said, "Lü Bu came to me because he wanted to lead troops to fight. I need to give him troops and let him have something to do. If you join my sect, you won’t have any thoughts of rebellion for the time being, otherwise, if you turn against me, no one will dare to take him in in the future.”

Zhang Miao said solemnly: "This is exactly what I want to say to my lord. When Lu Bu's army was under Yuan Shao's command, he was not peaceful. He allowed the army to plunder the people, and his military discipline was extremely poor. This has long caused Yuan Shao's dissatisfaction. Now my lord has taken over. He is equivalent to taking over a team of troublesome soldiers who don't listen to control."

"It's easy," Cao Cao said, "Most of the Yellow Turbans I recruited are bandits with poor military discipline. Why don't we let the reorganized Yellow Turbans train with Lu Bu's army and let them eat dogs like dogs? No, yes. Compete with each other."

Zhang Miao's ears were sharp, and he happened to hear the phrase "dog bites dog". He took a deep look at Cao Cao: "My lord, you plan to hand over the newly recruited Yellow Turban Army to Lu Bu?"

"No, I will personally lead this group of soldiers," Cao Cao said to himself.

He not only had to lead the reorganized Yellow Turban Army himself, but also cooperated with Lu Bu.

Xi Zhicai reminded: "Master, you just sent Liu Bei [-] troops to Qingzhou. There are [-] yellow scarves in Qingzhou. If Liu Bei loses, I'm afraid you will need to rescue him."

"There's no rush, [-] elites are more than enough for a [-] miscellaneous army. If you can't attack, you can defend well," Cao Cao said confidently. Whether it was Liu Bei who wanted to go out alone or Lu Bu who wanted to be the boss, they were all on his side. within the calculation.

Seeing Cao Cao's self-confidence, Xi Zhicai not only did not breathe a sigh of relief, but was even more worried that he would overplay and overturn the cart, and those troops would be in vain by then.

After Lu Bu came, Cao Cao redistributed the positions of his subordinate officials, dispatched Xiahou Dun and Cao Ren to garrison Taishan, waiting to support Liu Bei, and ordered Xiahou Yuan to lead the guards to carry out food delivery activities.As for Cao Cao himself, the two brothers hooked up shoulder to shoulder with Lu Bu, and led the newly reorganized new army to Chenliu with Zhang Miao, intending to train troops in Chenliu, a place with outstanding people.

All the government orders in Yanzhou were changed from Chenliu, with Xun Yu and Chen Gong sitting in Dongjun, and the two sides echoed each other from a distance, Cao Cao managed Yanzhou more easily.

Xi Zhicai conveyed his worries to Xun Yu in a letter. He couldn't persuade Cao Cao, so he could only wait for Xun Yu to persuade Cao Cao not to seek skins from tigers.

Waiting and waiting, until the spring plowing was completed, summer came, and there was plenty of rain. Before Xun Yu came, Chen Gong, who had come all the way from Dongjun, came.

When Chen Gong got off the carriage, he went straight to the Sheriff's Mansion to look for Zhang Miao. When he saw the famous scholar Bian Rang was chatting with Zhang Miao, his nervous mind suddenly relaxed.

Zhang Miao said: "The Lord is training with General Lu in the barracks."

Chen Gong glanced at his former friend Bian Rang worriedly, thanked Zhang Miao, and hurried to the garrison camp in the suburbs.

Bian Rang looked at his back, and snorted coldly with dissatisfaction: "Gongtai has succumbed to Thief Cao, and is no longer noble as before."

Zhang Miao was so angry that his heart was stuffy, and he wanted to say nice things to appease him.

At this time, Cao Cao said to Lu Bu: "The cavalry trained by General Lu are really good."

These days, Lu Bu has been numb by boasting, and he replied politely: "Where is it, it is not as good as the spear infantry trained by the state pastor."

Cao Cao suggested: "Why don't we conduct joint exercises? Troop training needs to be practical."

Again? !

Lu Bu refused: "It's not good for the soldiers to be too tired. Once a war breaks out, they don't even have the energy to fight on the battlefield."

"What we want to train is elites who can outnumber a hundred. The current training is the key to their survival on the battlefield. General Lu can rest assured that there will never be a shortage of military pay and food. Let everyone have enough food, there is absolutely endless energy!"

"Zhou Mu thinks that the strength of our troops is not enough for one to fight a hundred?"

"What is one against a hundred? It is an elite soldier who is not timid in front of you and me, and who is unruffled in danger! How are they qualified for such a loose military discipline now? When will my request be met, and I will add meat and food for everyone! "

Cao Cao was well versed in the principle of hanging radishes in front of little donkeys. In the name of military training, he ordered: Every soldier can have his own "free land". This land is leased to them without tax and the rent is very low. Every spring, there are seeds sent by the government for their family to plant, and after the harvest, the government will purchase them at a reasonable price.

As soon as this decree came out, the population of Chenliu's people ushered in a new peak. More and more soldiers and generals moved their families to this place. With their family members living here, the situation of disobedience to discipline and lack of military discipline improved instantly. Many, if anyone violates the common people, he will be severely stopped by his comrades-in-arms before he succeeds.

Now that Cao Cao said that he would add meat to the soldiers if the requirements were met, the soldiers immediately became excited as if they had been injected with chicken blood.How could they, who came from poor people, have wine and meat like the generals?They are all strong and strong men, who doesn't like to eat meat?

Lu Bu could not be fooled by Cao Cao. He asked Cao Cao eagerly again: "Since the military training, when is the state shepherd planning to send me to fight?"

Cao Cao replied: "Why is the general in a hurry? Why don't you take this rare opportunity to hone your martial arts?"

Lu Bu laughed angrily: "It's a joke! My martial arts are unparalleled in the world, and no one can match my Fang Tian's painted halberd! Zhou Mu doesn't trust me and doesn't want me to fight, so why bother to go around until now?!"

Lu Bu's angry questioning did not hurt Cao Cao. He laughed: "Unparalleled under heaven? Do you really think so? Why don't we make gestures? I have admired General Lu's halberd skills for a long time, and I have long wanted to see them Check out your power."

Lu Bu's furious eyes closed immediately, showing a look of surprise: "You want to compete with me?"

"Of course, General Lu boasted that the world is unparalleled, and today I want you to see what it means to be unparalleled in the world." Cao Cao was in a good mood, and brought the Yitian sword and Qinggang sword that he ordered someone to make new.

"Swords have no eyes. I advise Zhou Mu to be more careful and not to take risks lightly," Lu Bu looked down at Cao Cao's small body with contempt: he can lift it up with one hand for such a small man, and he can slap him with a single hand. He smashed it!

"Unless General Lu has a real fight with me, he will not know his own shortcomings. Your Fang Tian's painted halberd is powerful, but it is inflexible. Once you meet someone who has the flexibility to use a sword, use a fast sword against you If you don’t, you will be too difficult to resist and have no time to react.”

After Cao Cao finished speaking, Lu Bu snorted coldly: "I don't know what it means! I, Fang Tianhuaji, follow a tough path, and no one can get in my side. Since the state shepherd looks down on me so much, please do so."

"My lord, don't do it!" Chenggong heard the news that Cao Cao invited Lu Bu to a martial arts competition outside the tent, hurriedly opened the curtain and walked into it, and said to Cao Cao: "Please don't take risks lightly, my lord. General Lu is right. eye!"

Chen Gong's heart trembled when he saw Lu Bu's height, which almost shrouded Cao Cao's whole body in shadow.

How could their lord's thin and small body be able to withstand the threat of Lu Bu, who was as big as a mountain?

Cao Cao was surprised and said: "Why did Gongtai come here? You came just in time. I invited General Lu to compete, and there is still a person who can preside over the overall situation. Why don't we go to the martial arts arena now!"

Lu Bu felt that Cao Cao's brain was broken, and secretly laughed inwardly: "I'm overestimating my strength."

"If Zhou Mu wants to use this to prevent me from going out to fight, there is no need to do so. It would be too expensive and stupid to take risks for such a reason."

"I haven't fought yet, how did General Lu know that I was taking risks?"

Lu Bu said: "My Fang Tian's painted halberd is a sharp blade reforged from refined iron!"

"Coincidentally, my Yitian sword and Qinggang sword are also made of refined iron. They are peerless magic weapons that cut iron like mud!"

The news that Cao Cao and Lu Bu were about to compete soon spread throughout the barracks. The generals and soldiers gathered outside the arena to whisper and look forward to it.

Among them, there are many people who cheer for Lu Bu and Cao Cao. Most people think that Cao Cao can't beat Lu Bu.

Chen Gong, who was in charge of the host, had a grim expression on his face. He stared at Cao Cao nervously, fearing that Lu Bu, a reckless man with no sense of propriety, would hurt his lord.

Before the competition, Chen Gong warned Lv Bu with a cold face: "This is just a competition, stop as soon as you click, don't hurt the lord."

Lu Bu snorted coldly: "Since this is the case, then I will try my best to be careful and restrained. If it still hurts like this, don't blame me."

At the beginning of the competition, Fang Tian's painted halberd roared towards him, and he could tell from the sound of the wind that it was strong and powerful. When Lu Bu wielded this weapon, it looked like a moving killing god.

Cao Cao dodged Lu Bu's weapon with a light dodge, and came directly behind him. He swung his swords quickly, and also raised a strong wind.

Lu Bu took his position, took a step back, turned around and swung Fang Tian's painted halberd again, and hit the air again!

At some point, Cao Cao flashed behind him again, as nimble as a loach.

The suffocated fighting style seemed familiar. The more Lu Bu fought, the more irritable and angry he became. Once he lost his composure during the battle, he would enter a berserk state. He shouted angrily: "If you have the ability to fight head-on!"

"When fighting on the battlefield, will the enemy listen to you and fight head-on?" Cao Cao asked back, sliding behind Lu Bu again.

Lu Bu turned around immediately, and in this cycle, Fang Tian's painted halberd weighed forty catties, and every time he turned around, he had to use the strength of his waist and abdomen.

The two of them went through nearly a hundred moves like this, and Lu Bu's momentum immediately lost his momentum. He retreated a few steps, and shouted dissatisfiedly: "No more fights, no more fights! If you continue to fight like this until dark, you won't be able to tell the winner!"

The author has something to say: Cao Cao: I have flashes, hehehehe

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