If you don't wear women's clothes, the big man will die!

Both Cao Cao and Cao Hong have sharp eyes and sharp ears. Who hasn't heard the gasps of everyone present?

The two of them became the focus of everyone's attention, and how many pairs of eyes were staring at them.

Cao Cao has already practiced the city mansion without changing his face. It stands to reason that Cao Hong is even better than him, but he is wearing women's clothing now!

Not everyone can be as shameless as Cao Cao, wearing women's clothing without changing his face, and using his appearance to achieve the best results, he can even coax little girls!

Even if Cao Hong is a dignified emperor, Cao Hong seldom realizes such shameful things as wearing women's clothing.

The skirt on his body was awkward, and even the phoenix hairpin and accessories on his head were so heavy, Cao Hong regretted ten thousand times: Why can't I think about agreeing to him? !

Feeling that Cao Hong was a little nervous, Cao Cao put his shoulder on his shoulder comfortingly.

Cao Cao and Diao Chan are the same height, but their bodies are completely different. Cao Cao looks wider in men's clothing, while Diao Chan is graceful and slender.Because they combed their hair and put on hair accessories, it seemed that Diao Chan was actually taller than their lords. The sense of disobedience caused the two to cover up the past with their handsome looks. Only those who are familiar with them can tell Some of them come differently.

Guo Jia narrowed his eyes, looked at the woman the lord was protecting, thoughtfully: Why does it feel weird?

Surrounded by the crowd, Cao Cao presided over the scene, said a few opening remarks, chatted and laughed happily with everyone, and Diao Chan sat quietly beside him, like a mascot, full of presence.

Many people sneak peeks at Diao Chan's beauty, with good eyes, and you can see some curvature of her cheeks from under her hazy veil. Such a mysterious hazy feeling attracts people's imagination and attracts people to explore further.

Such a beauty should belong to the most heroic person, and only their lord can protect her forever, right?

Cao Cao also called Cao Pi, who was already able to be alone, and asked him to receive guests with him.

The third son is a veritable figure in Taixue, but anyone who has children in Taixue at home does not know who Cao Pi is.The second son, Cao Hong, often participates in government affairs and does not always stay in the school. The third son is so good that at the age of 13 and a half, he can beat a 15-year-old boy. As long as Cao Hong is not around, Cao Pi's subjects are all good. Excellent No.1!

Yuan Shu pondered and murmured, "How many sons did Mrs. Diaochan have?"

Guo Jia glanced at him and made a gesture.

He knows this!There are a total of eight children in the Cao family, except for Xi Kang who was adopted, the rest are all from Mrs. Diaochan.

Just two years ago, Mrs. Diao Chan gave birth to a pair of twins named Cao Chong and Cao Dian.

Yuan Shu was dumbfounded: "This is too capable!"

Seven children!It takes seven years for the next cub to be discontinuous in a year. Although two of the pairs are twins, that is also very powerful.

Giving birth to a child these days means walking through the gates of hell, and giving birth to twins is even more dangerous. If the female relatives keep giving birth, they will not live long if they hurt their vitality.Mrs. Diao Chan gave birth to seven intermittently, and she was alive and well, not only beautiful but also alive!

Yuan Shao has so many wives and concubines, two successive wives, and up to now he has only three sons.

This Cao Cao is amazing, he has seven children in his life, the male is stronger, and the female is stronger!

Yuan Shu exclaimed: "It's no wonder that Cao Cao only wants her alone, and doesn't like other women."

Guo Jia:  …

The truth is crooked, and it almost led him astray!

Soon, the servants came to report: "Patriarch, the team going to greet the relatives has arrived at General Lu's residence."

Seeing that it was almost time, Cao Cao ordered lunch to be conveyed. On the side of the women's family, "Diao Chan" took the female stewards to the place where the women's family gathered in the backyard, and took the wives to eat and chat.

The atmosphere of the banquet was strong, and on such a happy day, the ministers tried their best to say good things.Some praised Cao Cao's great achievements, some praised Cao Ang's youth and promise, and the two elders of the Cao family also came forward to toast with everyone on the way, as if there was nothing wrong.

At this time, someone came to report: "My lord, there is a priest named Zuo Ci outside, who claims to have supernatural powers, and said that he brought perch from the Songjiang River in Wu County to congratulate you."

Everyone was curious and whispered, Cao Cao frowned slightly: Where did the Taoist come from at this time?

In his heart, he felt that people like Taoist priests were deceitful.Cao Cao had a very bad impression of Taoist priests when he was inexplicably stuffed with talismans when he was a child. In his heart, these guys in Taoist robes are all swindlers. How can there be Taoism in this world?

"My lord, do you need to drive that Taoist away?"

Since there was no reason for people to chase him away, Cao Cao raised his eyebrows, intending to see what kind of tricks the Taoist priest was going to use to deceive him. It would be too long for him to come together at such a time!

Jiri cannot kill. If he is a liar, he will be caught in prison and tortured!

After making up his mind, Cao Cao said: "There are no Taoist priests among the people invited by Gu, but today is an auspicious day, and there is no reason to refuse people to congratulate when opening a banquet. You can bring him in and let Gu see Let's see what kind of magical Taoist is going to recommend himself in front of Gu."

Some people praised Cao Cao for this: "My lord has a broad mind!"

The guards welcomed the Taoist priest named Zuo Ci in, and saw that Zuo Ci was wearing a Taoist uniform, a Taoist crown on his head, and a dust whisk in his hand. He did look a bit immortal, but his mouth was hairless and his face was clean. He is clearly a young man, completely different from the Taoist priests in everyone's impression.

Cao Cao asked, "I heard that you brought perch from Songjiang, Wu County, to congratulate me. I wonder if you brought salted fish or live fish?"

Zuo Ci asked someone to give him a basin, smiled and opened his cloth pocket, two lively perch jumped out.

Cao Cao's eyes flickered, and he stared at the yellow dot representing Zuo Ci on the small map of the system.

The yellow dot represents friend or foe, and it may turn red or green at any time.

The officials he invited were all green dots, and this yellow dot stood out among a group of green dots.

Zuo Ci laughed and said, "That's it, it's freshly caught!"

The officials burst into laughter, and Cao Cao couldn't help laughing: "It takes at least a few months of travel day and night from Wu County to here. If you want to transport the perch from Songjiang to here, I'm afraid it will die halfway. You bought it at a nearby market." Are two fishes coming to trick me?"

Zuo Ci was a little unhappy: "There is no evidence for what you say, if the King of Wei doesn't believe it, a certain person will show you how to fish in Songjiang!"

He asked someone for a copper basin with water, took out his spare bamboo pole, and fished in front of his officials and Cao Cao.

Not long after, a fish bit the hook, and everyone saw ripples in the copper basin with only a basin of clear water, a fat and big perch bit the hook, and was caught by Zuo Ci with its tail flicking.

When Cao Cao saw it, he was really interested, and he took the lead in applauding, and the officials also made a sound of amazement.

Cao Cao couldn't figure out whether it was real supernatural powers or tricks, so he quietly asked the system: What's going on with this Taoist priest?

The system was unresponsive, and finally woke up, reminding Cao Cao [Please try again, the system will use the screen recording function to conduct a comprehensive analysis for you. 】

Cao Cao understood it, pretended not to believe it, and proudly fooled Zuo Ci: "How can these few fish be enough for so many people present? Even if it is to make fish foam, at least ten fish will be needed!"

Excluding the two fish he brought, and the one fish he caught, he still needs seven fish!

Seeing that he didn't believe him and wanted to investigate further, Zuo Ci felt complacent, and the skilled man boldly fished again, and soon he caught seven fish for Cao Cao.

The ministers stared blankly: "It's not a trick, this Taoist priest really has some supernatural powers!"

"That's right, the lord asked for ten fish, and he caught seven more. You need to prepare in advance for the trick. Who would have expected the lord to have other requests?"

Cao Cao said again: "I have fish, but I still need ginger. The ginger in the world is the best ginger in Sichuan. Why don't you buy some for me?"

Zuo Cihao said: "It's easy, King Wei, wait for me for a while, I'll be back soon!"

Zuo Ci left his cloth pocket here, turned around and walked out of the front hall, and suddenly disappeared under the eyes of everyone.

After a while, Zuo Ci appeared at the door again, bringing them a handful of ginger.

Cao Cao: System?how's it going?

The system 【preliminarily identified as space folding technology. According to data analysis, this technology will not be invented until 3000 years later and become a part of people's life. It will scan the code on Zuo Ci's body for players. 】

Zuo Ci is an alchemist who lives in Tianzhu Mountain. He has learned a lot of skills in the mountain. He went down the mountain this time to travel the world and seek a breakthrough in Taoism.There is no time to practice in the mountains, only to hear that the world has fallen into chaos, the princes fought in chaos, and a large number of people died of war and famine.

Isolated from the world for many years, when he came down from the mountain, he behaved strangely and absurdly. Relying on his own ability, he wandered around, doing chivalrous work, robbing the rich and helping the poor, doing whatever he wanted.His eyes were clear, his emotions and anger showed on his face, and his character was quite childish. Cao Cao didn't believe that he was capable, so he insisted on showing him a show.

[Scan result of the system: no trace of time, no trace of space, it is determined that this is a native of the world.Will further analyze his power system, please wait. 】

The system space gentlemen who also received the news gathered together to observe the progress of the analysis.

The [code of the system is consistent with the code of the "Changqin" part. According to the preliminary judgment, the practice system is metaphysics and Taoism, and the threat level to the player is zero. 】

Cao Cao: What do you mean?

[The gentlemen of Bingxinfang shouted to Cao Cao from the air: "Bingxinfang is an excellent sect. The Bingxin Xinfa that he cultivates is a superior skill. He uses the method of becoming a Taoist with martial arts. The Taoism practiced by Zuo Ci is better than you. His inheritance is much inferior! He is a partial Taoist method, not the original sect, he looks strange, but in fact he is gaudy, and he has no way to hide under Bing Xin's mentality. If there is a real fight, Ah Man can hang him with his internal strength."]

Cao Cao felt relieved: So that's how it is...fortunately so.

After thinking about it, he is not afraid of Zuo Ci, but this person has learned a special technique, if left alone, it will be a big trouble!

Cao Cao didn't want to leave hidden dangers to cause trouble for himself in the future, his mind came alive, and he looked at Zuo Ci with meaningful eyes.

"I believe that Taoist priest is here," Cao Cao comforted Zuo Ci with a smile on his face, and ordered someone to set up a seat for him: "At today's banquet, there are delicacies from mountains and seas, as well as Songjiang perch brought by Taoist priest Zuo Ci, everyone can take this opportunity It's a real treat, come here, and serve the Daoist Chief Man with wine!"

"Today is the day of the eldest son's great joy. I am fortunate enough to meet a Taoist priest with profound Taoism. This is a good omen! Taoist priest Zuo Ci doesn't have to be restrained, and he can enjoy the delicious food at the banquet."

Cao Cao pretended to treat Zuo Ci with courtesy, and threw sugar-coated bullets at Zuo Ci as if he didn't want money.

Cao Cao's thoughts were hard to guess, they only saw that he was treating Zuo Ci preferentially, and all the elite officials who had been in the officialdom for many years also followed Cao Cao's wishes.

If you can't keep this person here, there will be future troubles, and the only option is to kill him!

Zuo Ci said again: "I heard that Princess Wei is the most beautiful woman in the world, I wonder if the old man is lucky enough to have a look at her?"

The Taoist priest does whatever he wants, without any scruples. He goes down the mountain just to experience the world, to see the most beautiful scenery, and then to see the most purgatory picture.Appreciate the most beautiful women, and then appreciate the ugliest things.Taste the most delicious food, eat the worst food, listen to the most beautiful sound, and listen to the most miserable sound.

What Zuo Ci said was really presumptuous!

Some of the ministers were already dissatisfied, but the strange thing was that Cao Cao was not displeased at all, he really fulfilled Zuo Ci's request and called Diao Chan over from the backyard.

The graceful woman walked up to Cao Cao, every movement was as beautiful as a painting, Zuo Ci's eyes were full of surprise, and he praised bluntly: "It really has icy muscles and bones, and it will last forever!"

Cao Hong gritted his teeth and stared at Cao Cao. Then, covering his clothes, he grabbed his waist and twisted it bitterly.

Cao Hong: Call me here, just for this matter? !

Cao Cao gasped, his back sweating from the pain.He then laughed to cover it up, hugged Diao Chan's slender waist, and brought her back to the seat: "My wife is thin-skinned, please stop boasting."

But no, I'm too ashamed to see anyone!

The most beautiful woman, of course, deserves the gentlest care.

Zuo Ci suddenly realized, got up and apologized like Diao Chan: "You are so old-fashioned and rude."

Not long after, Cao Cao asked Diao Chan to go back to the backyard to entertain the female relatives, and continued to meet the guests in the front hall with a smile: Zuo Ci didn't see Ah Hong's real body!

What does this mean?It shows that he is not good at learning, not as good as he and the system.

After making sure that this person did not threaten his ability, Cao Cao relaxed a lot.

Zuo Ci suddenly said: "Wei Wang is completely different from what I expected."

"Oh? How is it different?"

"In my impression, high-ranking officials are all ambitious and narrow-minded people," Zuo Cili said naturally.

"I have traveled a lot, and I have also met high officials and generals from various places. Before I could say a few words, those people would turn into anger, their expressions would change drastically, and some even wanted to chase and kill me. It is really inexplicable!"

After Zuo Ci drank the wine, a ruddy glow appeared on his face: "Wei Wang is worthy of being a prime minister, he has a unique vision, and he can also see that I am extraordinary."

In his opinion, he deserves preferential treatment wherever he goes with his ability. Those people who don't respect him and still shout to kill him are blind!

Cao Cao said with a smile: "The Taoist priest is over-rewarded. All the officials present can see your uniqueness."

Yuan Shu snorted softly: "Even if it's too condescending, it's also too rude."

Guo Jia said quietly: "My lord doesn't want anyone to make trouble on the day of great joy. It's not too late to clean up after today."

The two had already got together unknowingly, relying on the large number of people present, they were whispering.

Guo Jia thinks Yuan Shu is very interesting, he can always say something ironic, with novel viewpoints and witty language, the natural humorist said Yuan Shu.

Everyone was talking about how beautiful Diao Chan was, so Yuan Shu took a different approach and said in admiration: She can really give birth, better than a sow.

Guo Jia choked on his throat with a sip of wine, and almost died laughing.

Diao Chan is a sow, so what is the protagonist, a breeding pig?

Guo Jia looked at Yuan Shu's head curiously: How did this man survive until now, amazing!

The auspicious time was approaching, and a messenger came to report: "The team welcoming the relatives has returned from General Lu's mansion."

Cao Cao then took all the guests and went to the wedding hall where they worshiped. On the wedding hall, there was a place for women's relatives and a place for men. Everyone had their own assigned places, and everything was carried out step by step.

To prevent the Taoist priest from making trouble, Cao Cao invited Zuo Ci to sit down in front of him, and asked people to distribute wedding candy to the nearest few people.

Zuo Ciguo, who got the wedding candy by accident, was really happy. It was his first time to attend someone else's wedding after going down the mountain for so long!

Before he knew it, two people sent by Cao Cao gathered around Zuo Ci, surrounded him on both sides, one on the left and the other on the right, talking to him enthusiastically, explaining the situation for him, talking about the marriage and marriage of the newlyweds. Jiali rules.Trying to attract the Taoist priest's attention and prevent him from making trouble.

They told Zuo Ci how precious the gift of marriage is, and it is a once-in-a-lifetime event, which means that the two of them will be married, and they will share joys and sorrows in the future.

Zuo Ci listened with relish, and said with emotion: "So this is the tender side of the people."

He stared wide-eyed at the scene, wanting to learn more about the wedding banquet. The curious baby's appearance seemed a little innocent and ignorant of the world.

Cao Cao and Diao Chan sat on the high hall, waiting for the bride and groom to give the ceremony.

Not long after, the couple came all the way to the front of the hall under the guidance of the matchmaker.

One bows to heaven and earth, two bows to high hall, husband and wife bow to each other...

It was the first time in two lifetimes that someone paid homage to him, and Cao Hong had a strange expression under his veil.

Cao Song and Mrs. Zou sat on the side, with tears in their eyes: I saw my grandson get married in my lifetime!

Cao Song longed for the future, wondering if he would have a chance to hug his great-grandson in the future? !

The most formal wedding banquet officially began when the matchmakers surrounded the married couple to the backyard.

On the banquet, there are dancers accompanying dancers, accompanied by musical instruments, maidservants and servants shuttle among them, and there are countless delicious wines and delicacies.

Cao Cao stayed with the crowd for a while, and finally someone came and called Cao Cao away.The man respectfully said: "Shangshu Xun asked my lord to go to the Shangshu's mansion, there is important business to deal with."

Since they are busy with official duties, everyone will not stay and send Cao Cao away respectfully.After the supreme leader left, the atmosphere of the banquet became more enthusiastic.

Cao Cao rushed to the backyard, finished handing over with Cao Hong, and said to him in a low voice: "The next step is up to you to take Zihuan to receive the guests, and I will change into women's clothes for the next show. Pay more attention to the Taoist priests who appeared today." , don't let him make trouble today."

Seeing that his forehead was sweating, Cao Hong felt a little embarrassed, but he didn't make things difficult for him, and everything went according to the previous agreement.

He stared at Cao Cao's version of Diao Chan's back as he left in a hurry, shook his head, and said helplessly, "Look at the one who tossed him, is it possible that children will have to suffer like this when they get married?"

Everything was done in a hurry like a war. Cao Cao hurried to the backyard to meet his mother-in-law, Lu Chan. The next tough battle was to get rid of these wives. Maybe in the future, his other sons would have to marry their daughters. time out!

Coax the female relatives, chat with them about the children, about the backyard, as well as makeup, clothes, and jewelry, and the time passes without knowing it.

Even the women were fascinated by Diao Chan's beautiful face, there were no outsiders here, and when she took off her veil, the audience was silent.

Lu Chan took the lead in admiring: "The princess is so beautiful!"

These words stirred up thousands of waves like a stone, and the wives of the various families immediately flattered Diao Chan with each other.

There are three women in one drama, thirty women, that's even more terrifying!

These women chatted endlessly, changing from one topic to another without interruption. Cao Cao felt like he was in a zoo, surrounded by three thousand ducks quacking. Only when she speaks can other people restrain themselves and dare not disturb them.

Lu Chan didn't think so, the two hit it off immediately.

In the backyard, Cao Ang's wedding room was already in a mess. They put the youngest Cao Chong and Cao Dian on the wedding bed and pressed the bed. Cao Zhi and Cao Zhang took Lv Bu's son Lvhou to play in the bridal chamber and asked the elder brother for a red envelope , Ask sister-in-law for wedding candy.

A child making trouble in the bridal chamber, and a fat baby pressing the bed are all good omens. These are one of the blessings. The Cao family has many sons, so there is no need to ask other families to borrow children.

The matchmaker said happy words: "If you release two fat babies, the eldest son and wife will have a whole family of children and grandchildren in the future!"

On the other side, Xun Yu dealt with the government affairs piled up for several people alone, rubbed his sore neck and waist, and asked the attendants who were waiting by his side: "What time is it now?"

The entourage replied: "Return to the Minister, the application time is more than half."

Xun Yu was thoughtful: "Shouldn't the banquet be held at this time?"

He rubbed his sore arm from rushing to deal with government affairs, and said to his followers: "There should be still time, go and call the carriage for the gift, and I will also go to the Cao Mansion to join in the fun."

Cao Cao spent a lot of thought on handling the eldest son's marriage. He asked Xun Yu to act as his government agent for a day, greeted him, and gave him wedding candy in advance.

Most of the people went to the Cao Mansion to congratulate, but Xun Yu was alone and honestly working in the Shangshu Mansion. The Shangshu Mansion, which was still lively in the past, had nearly half of its people missing. The corridor was quiet, and only The birds on the branches sang a monotonous melody.

Xun Yu thought for a while, if he worked harder, he would still be able to catch up with the banquet, and he would still be able to present gifts at that time.

So he played more efficient than usual, and finally arrived at Cao Mansion before dark.

The guard at the gate was surprised to see Xun Yu brought the gift alone: ​​"Xun Shangshu, why are you here alone?"

Xun Yu was puzzled, and asked patiently, "Isn't it right for me to come alone? My lord's eldest son is getting married, and as an elder, I would also like to come and send a small gift to congratulate me."

The guard was at a loss: "The lord is looking for you, you are here, what about the lord?"

A look of surprise appeared on Xun Yu's face: "My lord came to see me? I didn't see him."

The guard asked in surprise: "Didn't you send someone to look for the lord? Where did the lord go?"

Xun Yu was taken aback. Fearing that someone would assassinate Cao Cao again, he hurriedly asked the guards to inform him, and he followed into Cao's mansion.

In the front hall of the Cao Mansion, Cao Hong was leading Cao Pi to entertain guests, when he looked up and saw Xun Yu hurried in from outside, his eyes widened in fright.

Cao Hong: To suffer!

At dusk, the sky is getting dark.In the wedding room, several children had a quarrel in the bridal chamber, watched the eldest brother and sister-in-law having a cup of wine, and left under the persuasion of the matchmaker and servants.

The matchmaker finally said a happy word and said with a smile on his face: "The groom should pick up the bride's hijab." Then, she retreated tactfully, leaving the space for the couple to be alone, which also included Cao Cao's order , he did not allow other people to disturb the newcomer after Jiali.

All servants and maidservants are waiting outside the door, ready to be summoned at any time.

Lu Lingqi put on makeup, which made her already pretty face even more glamorous. The bright red hijab was lifted up, revealing the appearance of a bride.The young girl is as pretty as a peach, the beauty is beautiful, the vermilion lips are as beautiful as flowers, and the eyelids are lowered shyly, soft and tender.

Cao Ang was a little nervous. Facing weak things, the bewildered young man lowered his voice subconsciously. When he lowered his voice to speak, the voice was gentle and magnetic, attracting people to him: "Ma'am."

Lu Lingqi only felt her ears go numb, just listening to the sound, the deer in her heart bumped wildly, her pretty face turned red.

She raised her head cautiously, and saw the appearance of her future husband.

He has three points like Mrs. Diao Chan, but more of a masculinity that is completely different from Mrs. Diao Chan's gentleness. Maybe he followed Wei Wang Cao Cao?

Cao Ang is tall, with sword-like brows and starry eyes, and a handsome sunshine that makes people unable to move their eyes away.

If the tree is facing the wind, with a valiant and heroic posture, and a masculine aura like a mountain, he looked at Lu Lingqi with a smile in his eyes, and saw her lowering her head in panic, infinitely shy, but couldn't stop screaming in her heart.

The author has something to say: Lu Lingqi: So... so handsome! ——

PS: Some people say I am short?Um? (Evil Charm Madness Group.jpg)

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