If you don't wear women's clothes, the big man will die!

Xi Kang and Cao Hong fell silent at the same time, and the eerie silence at that moment made Cao Cao's heart beat violently.

"It doesn't seem like it will, but it will definitely break my leg, right?"

Cao Cao thought pessimistically, and gave up on himself: "Why don't I just tell my father that Diao Chan is also his son."

Cao Hong: "Your idea is very dangerous."

Xi Kang hesitated and said: "Grandfather is getting old and can't stand the stimulation. If Mrs. Diao Chan doesn't show up, your leg will be broken at most. Let him know that you have been cheating on him for so many years by disguising yourself as a woman..."

That's not as simple as breaking a leg.

Cao Cao broke out in a cold sweat.

"So, I still have to find someone to pretend to be me."

Cao Cao thought deeply, and muttered: "It's inevitable that we will be exposed. It would be better if I and 'Diao Chan' appeared inseparably in front of everyone."

Cao Hong glanced at him, and said coolly: "Do you think anyone can be as beautiful as your women's clothes? Don't you know how beautiful your 'Diao Chan' look is? Which woman in this world can be as beautiful as you , Weren't you quite proud before? There are so many beauties in my harem, none of which can compare to the splendor of your women's clothing."

Xi Kang: "Puff—cough cough cough..."

Cao Cao: "..."

He laughed dryly and explained: "That doesn't have to be in front of people. You can pretend that I am busy. I look for opportunities to change the two identities. Diao Chan is going to receive the female relatives, and Cao Cao is coming to receive the front hall. I just need to show up." It’s enough for a moment, and then let everyone see how the two of them stay together. Seeing it from a distance is considered seeing. Diao Chan wears a veil when visiting the church. The reason is very simple, that is, I am protecting her from Show your face, that's enough."

Cao Hong: "Who are you going to ask to pretend to be? Even if you wear a veil, you can tell whether a woman is stunning from her eyes."

Xi Kang pricked up his ears to listen to the confrontation between the two in front of him, and he was also very curious about what ideas the lord would adopt to solve this dilemma.

Anyway, let him come up with a plan to make the lord and Mrs. Diao Chan appear at the same time. He must have a blank mind and can't think of anything. It is too unimaginable and too shameful.

According to the old man's intention, Diao Chan must go to see him. When the time comes, the lord will go to see his biological father as a daughter-in-law and have to appease the old man. How embarrassing is that?

Thinking about it, he almost broke into a sweat.

Cao Cao pointed out: "Few people can see Diao Chan. The only people who know her appearance are Xun Yu, Guo Jia, Lu Bu, Diao Chan, and Aang. Mother has to go to work, and I will change into women's clothes to see him, but the timing is not a problem."

Cao Hong: "Are you planning to change? There are so many guests on the wedding day, how do you not show your feet in front of others? Is it so easy to change clothes? Who will you find to cover up for you? Who will act with you and cooperate with you?" Are you and Diao Chan appearing at the same time? This is unrealistic!"

Cao Hong poured cold water on Cao Cao one by one: "Ah, you're going crazy again, I think you'd better let your grandfather break your leg!" Cao Hong gloated and laughed.

Letting you dress up as a woman to irritate my eyes, come out to mess around, you will have to pay back sooner or later, now is the time to reap the consequences!

Cao Hong not only has no sympathy at all, but also plans to watch a good show.

Based on his understanding of Cao Cao, he naturally knew that he would not overturn the car easily. Isn't it just waiting for him to explain to the old man?

It's true that Aman is his closest good brother, but now he still has Api!Api is younger than Aman and needs someone to take care of him. Aman is not the only one who has grown up. He can fly by himself, so he doesn't need to worry about it!

Cao Cao's heart turned cold, and he said sadly: "Ah Hong, you have changed, you were not like this before."

Cao Hong laughed and said, "I used to be your good brother, but now I am your good son. That's different."

This Cao Hong laughed too wantonly, and his attitude of gloating was too obvious, Xi Kang sighed: "I really want to share my worries, but I have a pity that my little strength is slightly lacking in this ability, unlike some people who are obviously capable, but Choose to stand on the sidelines and watch the lord make jokes."

The meaning was pointed, the hostility was obvious, and he glanced at Cao Hong faintly, dissatisfied and blamed.

Cao Hong snorted coldly: "I'm not a god, but I can still come up with an idea to solve this problem? You don't even look at the difficulty."

"Actually, it's not very difficult. With me around, I will definitely succeed." Cao Cao stretched out his hand and put it on the young Cao Hong's shoulder: "Since you are my good son, can you do me a favor for my father?"

Cao Hong trembled invisibly, the hairs on his back exploded, and he stared at Cao Cao vigilantly: "What do you want to do?"

"Ah Hong is taller than me. He is 14 years old now? He is already much taller than when I was 14 years old. It is only a little bit different from my figure after women's clothing. I have something called inner heightening. , put it in your shoes, can't you pretend to be my woman's dress?"

Cao Hong said in surprise: "That's impossible! You plan to let me play Diao Chan?! Do you think anyone can play the role of the peerless beauty?!"

Cao Cao said with a smile: "But after Ah Hong is dressed as a woman, he is also beautiful and charming, even more glorious than Diao Chan."

Xi Zhicai: I seem to have heard some terrible secret. It turns out that Emperor Xianling also dressed as a woman? !

"Ah Hong, are we still good brothers, good father and son? Are you just watching me being broken by my own father?" Cao Cao sighed, and he nodded Cao Hong's delicate and feminine face: "Turning you into Diao Chan's appearance is not difficult, you have a pair of beautiful eyes, and when the time comes to wear a veil, you can distinguish the fake from the real."

Cao Hong turned his head and was unwilling to cooperate. He put forward a hypothesis: "Aren't there...those gentlemen? It would be a pity not to ask them what to do at this time. After all, those are all 'immortals'!"

Cao Cao blushed: How could he bother the gentlemen with such questions?

Cao Hong gave him a cold look: You have the nerve to let me dress up as a woman?

Cao Cao sighed, "I thought Ah Hong was willing to help me."

Who are we with whom?That is a good brother in women's clothing together, and the friendship is deep!Why wouldn't Ahong help him?

Cao Cao was very sad, he just felt that the world is going downhill, people's hearts are not old, and even the friendship of good brothers wearing women's clothing is gone, hey!

Cao Hong turned his head and said in a twisted way: "But any disguise will show your feet, I don't think that's realistic."

"I can change clothes with one click!" Cao Cao's eyes lit up when he heard the looseness in his tone, and cheerfully performed what is called "one key change" to Cao Hong and Xi Kang.

But in the blink of an eye, Cao Cao, who was grand and majestic, disappeared in front of him, and was replaced by a beautiful and smooth woman with a soft face. She looked at them with a smile on her brows and eyes. With a sly light flashing: "How about it? This way you won't show your feet."

Even what he said was different from Cao Cao when he was in men's clothing, his voice was as sweet as a yellow warbler.

Xi Kang was dumbfounded, while Cao Hong gasped: "It's still possible to do this!"

Cao Cao proudly said: "So what does Ah Hong think? My plan is feasible!"

Cao Hong shook his head again: "You want me to pretend to be you? You can change into a woman's dress all at once, but I can't do it, I can't see it, I don't agree to this, A Man really went to his grandfather to make it clear that Mrs. Diao Chan can't come matter!"

Cao Cao lowered his head in a low voice, and said disappointedly: "It seems that Ah Hong really doesn't intend to help me!"

Cao Hong avoided his gaze, feeling guilty in his heart, he covered his eyes to avoid being confused by the beauty and color of his female attire.

Cao Hong was unwilling to help, and Xi Kang couldn't think of an idea. Cao Cao sighed and had to ask the gentlemen.

The gentlemen in the system gathered together and chattered together: "How long has it been? Ah Man's eldest son is already getting married!"

"The system is also strange, and there are things like the nursery cabin. Ah Man has never been with anyone, but it has allowed him to have five children."

"It is said that it is a technology thousands of years later."

"So how can we help Ah Man? We stay in this world, it is difficult to communicate with the outside world, let alone go out to do things for Ah Man, we can only think of some ways for him here."

"No matter how many ways there are, it's not easy to make two Aunts appear."

"In this case, let him play two roles, and find someone to pretend to cover for him?"

Cao Cao said: "I thought the same way before, but if someone pretends to be someone, it's easy to show off. After all, not everyone can complete a male disguise as a female at once like me."

"This is to solve the problem of letting other men dress up as women for Ah Man, huh? Could it be that there are other people who are as beautiful as Ah Man in women's clothing?"

Cao Cao said embarrassedly: "It's my bosom brother Liu Hong, he is very beautiful in women's clothes."

The gentlemen seem to be helping Cao Cao. This is related to Cao Cao's reputation. They discussed it and asked about the system that exists like a program.

With so many requests from teachers, the authority of the system is further relaxed, even if feedback is given.

[Open the one-click facelift sharing card, consumables, only one, valid for 24 hours! 】

The gentlemen laughed and told Cao Cao: "Look! There are still many good things hidden in the system! It loves the disciples of Bingxinfang very much. As long as it doesn't disturb the natural development of history, such a small request to you will be fine." As long as Aman raises it, it will give you back."

Cao Cao was dumbfounded: "So it's still possible to do this?!"

"What do you think the system is? Although it is a dead thing, it actually exists like a spirit, and it will operate its functions on its own. In its space, it has been accumulated for tens of millions of years, and generations of Bingxinfang disciples have survived. The treasure inside."

The gentlemen taught Cao Cao to take advantage of the loopholes and let him have any "trivial" requests in the future, although they can be raised to the system.

Cao Cao's eyes flickered, and the lion opened his mouth and said, "Then can I ask the system to let Diao Chan and Cao Cao exist at the same time?"

The system issued a red warning sound [The CD is cooling down and cannot be used! 】.

The gentlemen didn't know what a CD was, but they could understand what cooling meant. They watched the show and said, "It seems that this system can't exploit more loopholes."

It was already a surprise to get a one-click facelift sharing card, at least it solved his most worrying problem!

Cao Cao saw the explanation in the card, and according to its operation, he could make the person he appointed to pretend to be his female attire, and everything would follow his female attire's face and attire.

Cao Cao took the card and held it as a treasure. After leaving the system space, he went to find Cao Hong and asked him, "If I can solve your problem of changing into a woman's clothes in an instant, would Ah Hong be willing to help me?"

With this card, anyone can play the role of "Diao Chan". Cao Cao talked about the usefulness of changing the card with one button, and added: "If Ah Hong is not willing, Zhicai should be willing to help me."

There are only a few people who know his secret, and it is impossible for him to go to others. Cao Cao thought, if Xi Zhicai refuses, he will find the most honest Dian Wei to help him!

When Cao Hong heard this, he immediately became unhappy. He frowned and said, "Why do you need his help? I'll just help you!"

The two discussed various details of Cao Ang's wedding day, and made all preparations, just waiting for the auspicious day to come.

Three months later, Cao's mansion held a grand banquet, inviting all the officials of the prime minister's mansion and those who were close to Cao Cao in the court.

Early this morning, Cao Cao lent Diao Chan's face to Cao Hong. He put on a formal brocade dress, a crown symbolizing power, and a sword around his waist. own father.

This is the first time that everyone in the Cao Mansion saw the Patriarch Cao Cao and his wife appear on the stage. In the eyes of everyone, it was mysterious and unpredictable, and it was rumored that Diao Chan really appeared!

Look at their Patriarch, smiling like a flower, that is the joy of keeping the clouds open and seeing the moon!Thinking about Mrs. Diao Chan's reluctance to go home with the Patriarch for so many years, everyone was going to wipe a tear for Cao Cao.

"Don't tell me, the head of the family and Mrs. Diao Chan are especially right together!"

"That's the appearance of a man and a woman!"

When Cao Song heard that his servants had come to report that Cao Cao was coming with Diao Chan, he smiled happily and said, "Hurry up and welcome them here, I'll wait for them here."

Ever since he heard that Diao Chan was going to attend Cao Ang's wedding, Cao Song had been looking forward to this day. He waited in the main hall full of energy early in the morning. Yixi: Ah Man really brought back his daughter-in-law!

Many complicated thoughts floated through Cao Song's mind: Should he blame his daughter-in-law for not coming home for so many years and leave the children alone?

But today is a major marriage event for Zixiu (Cao Ang), so it's not good to be unhappy.

Cao Song shook his head secretly in his heart: Hey, the daughter-in-law here is terrible. As a father-in-law, I can't embarrass her, the airs are really big.

But what else could he do?His worthless son is afraid of guilt!It was his son who pampered Diao Chan into what he is now, what else can Cao Song do?Even for Cao Cao, he had to maintain his superficial tolerance and not embarrass his daughter-in-law.

The thought flashed away, but Cao Cao and Cao Cao had arrived in front of Cao Song in a moment.

After seeing the face of "Diao Chan", Cao Song felt that a world-famous flower was quietly blooming in front of him. Cao Song felt that Diao Chan looked familiar, but he couldn't figure out where it was familiar.

Diao Chan, played by Cao Hong, tensed his facial expression nervously. Under Cao Cao's smiling instruction, he knelt down to worship Cao Song and offered tea to his father-in-law.

Tears welled up in Cao Song's eyes: "I've been waiting for this day! You are willing to come back with Ah Meng this time, so how about living in Cao's house in the future? Zixiu is married, and there are still many children who have not married in the future! The next round Now that Zigao (Cao Hong) and Zihuan (Cao Pi) are here, Aman's family always needs a mistress to take charge of the backyard."

Cao Hong: ...

It is only natural for a grandson to kneel down to worship his grandfather. This is nothing. The hurdles in Cao Hong's heart can pass, but the problem is that what the grandfather said was all for his daughter-in-law!

Afterwards, from Cao Ang to Cao Zhi, several children heard that Diao Chan was coming, and gathered at Cao Song's place one after another. When they saw Cao Hong pretending to be Diao Chan, they called him "Mother" enthusiastically!

Cao Song looked around and asked strangely, "Where did Zigao go?"

Cao Hong suddenly became nervous, and looked at Cao Cao beside him.

作者有话要说：感谢在2020-04-2222:48:06~2020-04-2323:57:44期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the landmine: 1 piece of three sous crisps;

Thanks to the little angels of the irrigation nutrient solution: 40 bottles of Bingtianxue; 24 bottles of Babaoge; 10 bottles of Xiyan;

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