After being touched by the sissy system

Lin Chen is not a ostentatious personality. When he is not working, he likes to stay at home by himself, quietly playing games and watching movies, but he is too busy with work, so he has too little time to stay at home. The nine-to-five job can keep him idle at home during the day, but he is very excited.

Of course, he likes to talk when he is excited or flustered, and he can't stop cleaning up. Niang Xiaopao curled up on the sofa with her four paws and watched him busy back and forth in the living room.

"Sir, are you a clean freak?"

Lin Chen held a clean rag in his hand, wiped left and right, and cleaned up the two-bedroom house. The floor tiles were wiped with a rag so that no water marks could be seen, even the glass windows They are all polished.

"I'm getting to know every nook and cranny of this house." He put the rag in his hand into the basin, turned his face to look at the orange cat on the sofa, and couldn't help rubbing his wet hand on its furry head. Ba, "This face is so handsome, let me take a few photos and send them to Moments later."

"Sir, do you know the original owner's friends?" Niang Xiaopao licked her paws, her head tilted.

Lin Chen stretched out his hand to pinch its paw, and curled his lips, "He doesn't have many friends in total, and there are only 24 people with various promotional accounts on WeChat, and the one on the top of the contact list borrowed money from him half a month ago, and I'm convinced. "

"Sir, you still have three hours to rest. The bar opens at five o'clock. It will take about 10 minutes to drive there without traffic jams. I can guide you to the nearest route."

"Your functions are quite complete. I just picked him up and my body isn't quite used to it. Why don't I take a day off today? The day after tomorrow. I can get used to it in two days."

It's okay to wear women's clothing, and it's okay to wear women's clothing to sell alcohol in a bar, but it's nothing to wear those two lumps of meat to sell alcohol in a bar. This thing is really not acceptable to ordinary men!Psychologically and physically unacceptable.

Niang Xiaopao meowed twice, and flicked her tail to see its host making excuses.

Lin Chen was embarrassed to be stared at by its light green cat eyes. He knew that his excuse was pretty bad, but he couldn't be forced to work, right?

Really can!

He felt it right away when he was forced to work.

The pain seemed to separate the soul from the body. Every pore hurt. Lin Chen didn't even have the slightest ability to resist. He could only lie limply on the sofa, and it took him a while to recover.

His body was sweating profusely as if he had been soaked in water, and his face was pale. He tilted his face to look at Niang Xiaopao, who was licking her belly with her hind legs up, and poked her soft belly with his fingers, "You are too cruel!"

"Passive sabotage is not advisable, and if the husband does not complete the task as required, there is no way to get consciousness points, and even if you leave it to the day after tomorrow, you still have to go. The original owner of this bar has been thinking about it, and there is no way for you to avoid it."

Niang Xiaopao licked his fingertips with her warm tongue, and said in an electronic voice: "The original owner can do it, sir, you can too, he is another you!"

"..."

Lin Chen felt that his eloquence was really not good with Niang Xiaopao, at least he fooled it into a cat to pluck his fur just now. I am afraid that it also had this idea, but thinking about it, it is right, if If he doesn't work hard to complete the task and help the original owner realize his wish, he won't be able to go home.

After building his mind for a while, he got up and went to the bedroom, picked up the silicone vest that he took off and threw it on the bed, looked back and forth, and gestured at him, frowning to the point that The flies were pinched to death, but they were never dropped.

"Isn't this thing of better quality? The ultra-thin and breathable kind."

"At present, there should be no one on the market, but the system mall has the ultra-thin and breathable model you mentioned, and it fits the skin delicately and has no peculiar smell. It is waterproof, fireproof and knife-resistant. In ancient times, it could be called soft armor." Niang Xiaopao's fluffy cat mouth opened and closed, Lin Chen almost couldn't control his expression and rolled his eyes when he said it.

"Can the system store be credited?"

"No."

"Then what's the use of meowing there for a long time?" Lin Chen tugged at its beard and snorted, "I'll change it when I have consciousness."

After speaking, he put on the silicone vest reluctantly, and adjusted his position in front of the mirror with a frown. It is estimated that there will be prickly heat covered all over.

Seeing his disgusted look, Niang Xiaopao was afraid that he would make trouble again, so she asked, "That soft armor needs three consciousness points, do you want it?"

"Of course I want what you said so well, but three o'clock seems a bit expensive. Can I keep using this thing after I change it?"

"Yes, it can be used for Mr. to leave the parallel world completely. If you want to exchange it, I can lend you consciousness points first, and return them to me after you complete the task." Niang Xiaopao licked her little pink nose, " Mister has three initial awareness points, if your mission fails, I can directly recover these three points to pay off your debt."

Lin Chen raised his eyebrows, "Okay, exchange it for me."

After the words fell, the same situation happened to the orange cat, and the soft armor appeared in Lin Chen's sight.

The skin color is the same as his, the skin is delicate and elastic, and the touch can make you blush. Lin Chen touched it from top to bottom, from the inside to the outside, and smacked his tomato-colored face twice, " Be good, this thing is about to break me straight."

"Really fireproof and knifeproof?"

He murmured and went to the kitchen, turned on the gas stove, and the flames burst into flames, and then he put the soft armor directly on the fire to roast, without changing the color, only the temperature in his hands increased a little, and the temperature was acceptable to the human body range.

He picked up the kitchen knife and chopped it up a few times with all his strength, and found that it was not broken except for the white mark. If he was stabbed by the knife on his body, he would probably die of pain, but he would not really bleed to death.

"Good thing." Although this thing is not flat-chested, it has to be said that the safety factor has increased a lot after wearing it.

Niang Xiaopao wagged her tail happily, of course it was a good item, the most expensive item in the system mall was only five points of consciousness, this soft armor cost three points, the quality would definitely not be bad.

"Oh, by the way," Niang Xiaopao said again after seeing him put it on, "This one can be adjusted in size, and the skin color can also be changed, as long as you tell me, I will help you operate the data, just like this. "

Lin Chen watched helplessly that his originally slightly undulating body had turned into the size of a full hand, and there was a tendency to increase to a larger situation. He hurriedly shouted: "Stop, stop, that's it!"

"Ok."

The chest no longer changed, Lin Chen looked sideways at the shape, then turned around to look again, and then found a black hip-wrapped open-sleeved dress, which was long enough to be slightly above the knees but not too short.

I have to say that this body is really thin and thin, and the waist is really thin. Once you put on the long wavy wig and put on makeup, tsk tsk tsk, she is a beautiful woman with fair skin and long legs, breasts and buttocks.

"Sir, you should take care of your leg hair. Although it is not black and shiny, it is quite thick." Niang Xiaopao reminded her appropriately.

"No, no, no, it's impossible, stop kidding, you want me to shave my legs?"

Lin Chen's voice changed, and he touched his calf with his hand, "Is there no strict requirement for me to shave my legs? Besides, those people in the ladyboy bar may not necessarily shave all of them."

"This is not mandatory, I'm just afraid of affecting the beauty." Niang Xiaopao raised her small paw and scratched at his leg hair, "It's long and curly, if you wear long johns, it will be caught."

"How do you know everything!"

"I have a host who is a girl. She has thick body hair. She shaves once every three days. She is afraid of pain and doesn't have much money, so she can't go to a beauty parlor for waxing. She just shaves at home." Niang Xiaopao explained road.

Lin Chen: "..."

Okay, you win, I'm not going to discuss this with you.

After tidying up a bit, Lin Chen looked at the time, and it was almost time to go out, but when he opened the shoe cabinet, he found that apart from men's casual sneakers, there were only large size women's high heels that were eight to ten centimeters high.

"I @%￥@#￥%@￥@%..." He can accept a three-centimeter heel, but these eight to ten centimeter heels are simply too difficult for him, "It's still a slender heel! He Where did you buy it, oh my god, I feel so dizzy, I feel like I'm out of oxygen."

"It's okay, the original owner has been used to wearing high heels for a long time, you will get used to it when you walk around." Niang Xiaopao spoke in his mind to soothe his furious emotions, "It's really okay, you can't wear a skirt to match A pair of men's sneakers to work."

Lin Chen gritted his teeth. It is true that if there is one, there must be another. After one step is yielded, one step will be yielded.

I took out a pair of black high-heeled shoes and put them on. I felt that only the soles of my feet were on the ground. After walking on tiptoes for a while, I finally stopped shaking, but I was so tired that I was sweating all over.

"I'm so tired, my calf is about to cramp." He bent down and pinched his sore calf, he had to admire people in high heels, whether they were men or women, they were all fighters.

"Of course it's tiring to stand on tiptoe. The heels haven't even touched the ground and they're still in a half-suspended state. Sir, you're too nervous. You need to walk more and get used to it. You'll be fine."

All right, I will bear it!

Lin Chen wandered around the room for a while, and then his condition got better and better, until he walked for about four or ten minutes, and he was completely familiar with the control of the stiletto heels.

"If I had to choose between exhausting people and trampling them to death, I would choose to trample people to death." He sat on the sofa in a state of exhaustion, picked up water and gurgled half a glass.

"It's almost time sir, you need to go out now."

Lin Chen picked up his mobile phone and called Didi decisively. It is not safe to drive in his current state. Let’s talk about it next time.

"There is still a tough battle to be fought!" He brushed the sweat-drenched hair on his forehead, put the long curly hair on his head and touched up the lipstick, then picked up the bag and opened the door, and stepped on the high-heeled shoes Walk in square steps.

From the back, it's charming.