The villain's national teacher always teases me

Tian Yuan is more than inexplicable.

Shenjun often went to Jiuchongtian to report the situation of Tianyuan to him. He heard that the alien army was difficult to deal with, and at the same time he heard that they had summoned the magic blood army. He was sighing and worrying about what to do. Drink it, just think of it as the last splurge before dying to clean up the mess.

Who wants to drink half of the wine, he was kicked out of the Jiuchongtian, and he couldn't even bring out the jug.

As the creator god of Tianyuan, with the way of heaven, there are only two possibilities for him to be kicked out.

Either Tianyuan was shattered, or... There was a new Heavenly Dao to replace him.

Seeing him for the first time, Jun Lin also frowned.

For many years, Tian Yuan devoted himself to restoring the way of heaven, and was trapped in the Jiuchongtian, but now he came out.

That's right, Master sacrificed himself to transform into Dao, and the Dao of Heaven has naturally been restored, so it's not surprising that he can come out.

Jun Lin thought he wanted to understand, so he lay back again, unwilling to talk to him.

He has never had a good face to anyone, even if it is the way of heaven, he is not a waste who enjoys the power of a master.

Seeing that Jun Lin refused to talk to him, Tian Yuan angrily found a rock to sit on.

He complained endlessly: "Tsk, you are so snobbish. In the past, when I was the Dao of Heaven, you begged me for so much fun that you licked your head. Now that your master is Dao of Heaven, you have been dragged into this kind of virtue! Pity me... ..."

Junlin froze slightly.

The surprise came too much, too unbelievable.

He said coldly: "You said, Master, he..."

Tian Yuan rolled his eyes at him, and his tone became more and more bad, "Your master succeeded in proving the way and kicked me out of the Nine Heavens. If he didn't become the way of heaven, then who else is the way of heaven?"

Contrary to him, Jun's Landing's gray eyes suddenly became alive.

According to Tian Yuan's meaning, the master did not incarnate into all things, but became the way of heaven?Then why didn't he come to find himself?

Tian Yuan said in a bad mood: "Boy, what do you think Jiuchongtian is? He first mastered the way of heaven, and it will take hundreds of years to refine the world and transform the body outside the law. How can it be so easy to come out."

Even he himself came out after comprehending for thousands of years.

There are many thoughts in Tian Yuan's heart.

He has a secret that even the gods have not told.When the creation was first created, he didn't have much understanding of how the world was constructed, and only followed the original appearance of chaos based on the Three Thousand Ways.But he himself has not penetrated the Three Thousand Ways.

Therefore, after the Tianyuan World was first established, he was unable to teach the world the way of cultivating Taoism. If Lang Zi hadn't appeared, I am afraid that there would be no monks or immortals in Tianyuan until now.

Well, it's cheaper for Lang Zi to lead Sanqian Dao to become a god, and directly kick him from the position of heaven, it's just... so wonderful.

Tian Yuan is in a good mood when he thinks that he can chase after the gods every day to give birth.There is no need to save on drinking, the world is so big, he can't go anywhere, what wine can't he taste?

The most important thing is that he is not the way of heaven now, he doesn't need to worry about anything, he can rest as long as he wants, wouldn't it be the best.

The more Tian Yuan thought about it, the more he felt more comfortable. He hooked his hand at Jun Lin, "Is there any wine? Your master took over my wine collection, so you have to return it to me, right?"

Knowing the master's news, how could Junlin be stingy with a jar or two of wine, patted his clothes and stood up, throwing the whole Najie to him.

Tian Yuan lost the authority of the Dao of Heaven, and now he is a poor and ordinary god, and he couldn't open his mouth to ask his son for something. He immediately held King's Landing's ring in his hand as if he had found a treasure, and said with a smile: "Since you gave it to me, I can give it to you." I won't pay it back."

Jun Lin said: "There is no need to return it. You just need to tell me where the entrance to the Nine Heavens is."

"Isn't it just there... Huh?" Tian Yuan turned around and wanted to point, and when he glanced over, he found that the whole Qiguang Hall was gone, let alone the arch leading to the Nine Heavens. He scratched his head and guessed: "Probably due to the change of the heaven, Jiuzhongtian automatically banned it."

He found a jug of wine from the ring, took a sip of it happily, and kicked Junlin's calf, "Sit down and drink, and Ebony will come out when he gets familiar with that place. It will not be more than a thousand years later, and it will pass in a blink of an eye." .”

How can King's Landing wait for a thousand years?

He desperately wanted to see Lang Zi, and couldn't wait for hours.

That side of Tian Yuan was still kicking him impatiently, as if he had made up his mind to make him a drinking buddy.

Jun Lin narrowed his eyes slightly, and said softly, "Yao Yuan, do you know who I am?"

Tian Yuan trembled with fright at this address, and the long-lasting memories emerged from his mind in an instant, and he almost didn't spill the wine.

He looked at King's Landing in disbelief: "You...you!"

Yun Cheng didn't tell him the too detailed things about the other world, for fear that he would give up on impulse and ignore everything.Therefore, until today, Tianyuan still doesn't know that the "second brother" Luo Hu, whom he fears most, has already come to Tianyuan.

But "Yao Yuan" is a slightly contemptuous title, only he can call it.

Tian Yuan hugged the jug tightly and shrunk into a ball. He was extremely beautiful, but his movements were extremely obscene, and he was even more panic-stricken, desperately trying to find a way out for himself: "You, you, I'm telling you, my son is Shenjun! No, your master is now the way of heaven, if you want to hit me, he will never let you go!"

Running is not daring to run, who knows if it will anger the big devil and break his legs.

Junlin raised his eyebrows and remained silent.

Even if he intimidated Tiandao the day before yesterday, he still wasn't in a good mood.

He ignored Tian Yuan, moved his footsteps lightly, and walked towards the place where Qi Guangdian was originally located.

Although the entrance to Jiuchongtian has disappeared, what if there are traces left behind.

However, after he finished examining it carefully, he finally had to sigh from the bottom of his heart.

There are no traces, as if there has never been any passage here.

Jun Lin sat cross-legged on the spot, trying his best to suppress the resentment in his heart.

He is a very patient person, his only concern is Lang Zi, no matter how good his patience is, it is useless.

However, a slight commotion could be heard faintly in the void, and before King's Landing's movement formula was heard, a small gap was opened in the passageway, which was almost like a hair.

This gap is different from when the space barrier was blown through. Someone brought the seal of this world and opened up a temporary channel connected to another world with supernatural power. The power attached to the channel is very familiar.

At first, a high-pitched female voice scolded: "Can you hurry up? Why are you so useless, my son's life may be gone!"

Another male voice was deep and majestic, especially helpless: "Jiajia, don't hit me on the head again, Ziwei and the others haven't gone far, save some face."

"Bah! My son is about to die, what kind of face do you want! Hurry up, or I will blow you up!"

"Okay, okay, isn't this seal invalid? I'll immediately... oh, don't kick here, does your foot hurt? I've already said that I'm a god body, so I'll blow it up for you, and it won't hurt anymore..."

On the passage side, King's Landing is fine, but Tian Yuan's facial features are already distorted.

He glanced at Junlin cautiously, and shouted from afar, "Pangu?"

The other side was quiet, and Pangu's voice sounded again: "I heard voices, Jiajia, come over here."

With a bang, the small crack suddenly expanded, and as a man and a woman jumped out, it closed instantly.

The man was tall and strong, and he was exactly Pan Gu, the creation god of another world that Jun Lin had seen before.The woman's apricot eyes were full of anger, and she had the air of an emperor in her gestures and gestures, but it was Li Lingjia, the Emperor of Yu.

Yu Huang squinted his eyes and scanned the surrounding situation, but he didn't see Lang Zi, but saw Jun Lin standing there with the same expression, and knew that Lang Zi was definitely fine, but he felt a sullen feeling in his chest, and he turned his head and stepped on Pangu hard. foot.

"Everyone said you were slow, they finished the fight!"

In the past many years, Pangu had never been bullied by his wife in front of others, so he turned his eyes away in embarrassment.

In the blink of an eye, I happened to see the pitiful, weak and helpless Tian Yuan huddled there, slightly surprised: "Tian Yuan, why did you come out of the Nine Heavens?"

He is the way of heaven in another world, surrounded by coercion, but for some reason he can't affect King's Landing who is close at hand.

Tian Yuan hurriedly ran forward, intending to sue, and shouted as he ran: "Brother, save me! Lang Zi has become the way of heaven! King's Landing is Luo Hu, he will definitely beat me!"

Tian Yuan originally wanted to hug Pan Gu for refuge, but before he got close, he was thrown far away and hit the mountain wall directly.

His eyes were full of gold stars, and he slid down in a daze, only to realize that he was no longer the way of heaven, how could he get close to the God of Creation so easily, he couldn't help sniffing, feeling a little aggrieved.

It's not a big grievance, compared to the freedom and joy after breaking away from the shackles of heaven, it's just as much as a drop of water.

Yuhuang's focus was on the first half of the sentence, and he said pleasantly: "The emperor has become a god?!"

Pan Gu was more concerned about the second half of the sentence, put away his coercion, walked over to help the little brother, nodded and said: "I know he is Luo Hu."

He was the one who told Yun Cheng.

Tian Yuan's grievances quickly expanded to as much as a bowl of wine.

Oh, my brother knows it, my son knows it, but I don't.

Jun Lin was eager to see Lang Zi, and didn't have much time to talk, he said to Yu Huang, "Your Majesty, Master just obtained the Three Thousand Ways and then disappeared. Tian Yuan speculates that he has become the Way of Heaven, and now the road to the Nine Heavens has been blocked , I don’t know if God Pangu has a solution?”

Why is it said that Junlin is so thoughtful? He hoped that Pangu would come up with an idea, but the Yuhuang who asked the question just saw at a glance that the person talking was Yuhuang, but Pangu would definitely follow whatever Yuhuang asked for.

This creation god is afraid of his wife.

Pangu couldn't see Junlin's careful thinking, but he was late for a long time, and it was time to make some remedies. Before Emperor Yu could speak, he nodded and said: "Since the three thousand ways have been achieved, the perception is above Tianyuan , should be the way of heaven. Don't worry, I will open a passage right now."

He spread his right palm and turned the ax into the air.The ax is very similar to Lang Zi's, and it seems to be a pair.

The ax that was originally the size of a palm rose against the wind, until it was as long as him, and then Pan Gu swung the huge ax and slashed into the void.

The force on the ax was as heavy as a thousand jun, and the sound of breaking the wind was extremely ear-piercing, but when it fell, there was no movement.

Pangu coughed dryly, looked at the dissatisfied Emperor Yu, and said with a smile: "Our son is too powerful. The barriers in the small worlds of this world are much stronger than when Tianyuan was in charge. I will try to hack a few more times."

Tian Yuan: ...

Tian Yuan didn't dare to say a bad word.

Jun Lin's eyes also darkened, he didn't speak, and watched Pan Gu split the Nine Heavens Passage intently.

Who would have thought that Pangu's chopping took a whole year.

During this year, Yun Cheng had returned from Muyun Realm with the demon king who had recovered to normal, remodeled the magnificent Qi Guang Hall, and built another Tian Yuan Hall beside it for the retired old Tiandao.

Within the mortal world, Fenglou also brought the souls collected by Lang Zi to the Taoist gate.With the help of the Emperor of Heaven and the common people, the innocent immortals, demons and common people who died in the war of foreign worlds were reborn and their families were reunited.As for Feng Lou, Mu Yun escorted him back to Wangyun Mountain because of his unclear position, and scolded his mother angrily all day long.

Yuhuang also went down the mountain several times to reorganize his homeland.The people of Dayu originally thought that the new emperor had passed away, and they were in great grief, so they greeted the former emperor coldly, and then learned that the new emperor had proved himself as a god. The banquet of singing and dancing lasted for several months without stopping.

It began to snow again in Kunlun Mountains. Sometimes it fluttered like catkins, and sometimes it was as small as salt. In a few days, the mountains were once again covered with snow and stretched for thousands of miles.

The twelfth day of the second lunar month is the Fanjie Flower Festival, and it is also the two-year anniversary of Lang Zi's ascension to the throne.

King's Landing sat there for a whole year.

The white snow had already covered the top of his hair, and spread to the brow.

Suddenly he heard "It's done" not far away, but he immediately stood up, ignoring the falling snow, and walked to the front with stiff steps.

That seemingly invisible golden gap made him so happy.

Even the God of Creation, who had been hacking for a year without sleep, made Pangu almost paralyzed from exhaustion.He put down his ax and greeted Yun Cheng, "Eldest nephew, please place a ban here, Lang Zi really deserves my son, I'm afraid the gap will be closed soon."

The stability of a world is often linked to the strength of its heaven.Lang Zi understands the three thousand ways, the current Tianyuan is no less than the beginning of the Pangu Realm. Thinking about it, it will not take many years for the sky full of stars to continue to evolve into all things in the universe.

Before Yun Cheng could come over, Jun Lin had already said, "No need."

He kept walking and walked straight to the gap.

Pan Gu didn't bother to remind him.Tianyuan Ninth Heaven, if there is no breath of the current heaven, it is impossible to enter.Even he couldn't get in. Originally, he just wanted to send a message to Lang Zi through this gap, and King's Landing would be blocked. He didn't want to waste his words on Xiao Xiangqian.

Well, even if they were a covenant in a previous life, Lang Zi's physical body in this life is still his son, of course he would be dissatisfied.

Unexpectedly, when Jun Lin approached the gap, he was not blocked in the slightest, and he successfully entered Jiuchongtian with just a dodge.

Pangu's heart skipped a beat, he happened to see Emperor Yu going up the mountain, and he didn't know how to explain it to her.

After the Taoist couple practiced together, they would naturally be able to enter each other's territory with each other's aura.

But if he told Yuhuang the truth, he would be beaten and scolded unavoidably.

What "my son will be eaten if I'm not here" and "what's the use of you for the God of Creation" are all confusing to think about.

Pangu chose to start making up nonsense immediately, trying to make it up before Yuhuang came to him.

However, after Jun Lin entered the Nine Heavens, he found that the appearance of this place had changed from when he came here decades ago.

When Tian Yuan was in charge of the Dao of Heaven, the Nine Heavens were filled with stars and boundless.By the time Lang Zi was in charge of the Dao of Heaven, Jiuchongtian had already looked like a palace.

It is the sleeping hall of Lang Zi in the Imperial City of Dayu.Even the Ling Xiaohua that moves with the wind in that courtyard is exactly the same.

Lang Zi's cheerful laughter can be heard from a distance.

"Hahahaha Wang Zha! You can't accept the vegetable chicken!"

Chu Xiaoji's voice said: "I'm convinced, it's hard to fall into a dream, you're always playing Fight the Landlord, you're always bored!"

"Yes, Your Majesty, I still want to play the game of flying to the sky last time!" The soft and innocent female voice sounded like Huaiju.

Even Xiangzhu is here: "But I want to play with that star thrower! Your Majesty will soon become a star!"

It seems that Qiongmei opened her mouth to make a rescue: "Stop making trouble, the national teacher is not here, His Majesty is very upset."

"Whoever says he's not here will annoy me." Lang Zi snorted, "Lan'er came here to be hugged by Master, and everyone drank, I don't want that heartless traitor!"

The two-year-old said in a milky voice, "Master doesn't drink alcohol."

"Wow, my Lan'er is so cute! Master listens to you, don't drink it! Tianyuan's wine has been kept for many years, and it is almost turning into jealousy!"

Jun Lin hid behind the curtain, his face almost turning blue.

Dare he be frightened outside, but Master summoned the four maids and Chu Xiaoji to play here?

Ah.

He quietly peeled off the curtain and walked into the inner room.

Lang Zi was sitting on the carpet with his back to him, holding a little doll with big eyes in his hands, Qiong Mei, Chu Xiaoji and others were also around, teasing little Qi Lan happily.

Seeing him coming here, Chu Xiaoji was the first to change color.

He winked with several maids, and suddenly said: "Well, Ah Zi, I've been sleeping all day and all night, I'm going to wake up first!"

Qiongmei also hurriedly took little Qilan from Lang Zi's arms, and said, "Sister Qilan has been sleeping for so long, I'm afraid the family is very anxious, so we woke up too."

Xiangzhu Huaiju didn't dare to say a word, left in a hurry and disappeared from the spot.

They all come here in the form of dreams, and once they wake up, their souls will naturally return to their place of origin.

Lang Zi was puzzled, and silently complained: "What are you doing, is it easy for me to find a few people to play with for a while?"

Jun Lin's heart moved slightly, and he walked over with light steps, and slowly leaned over and said, "Why don't you play with Your Majesty?"

Lang Zi:! ! !

He was dumb: "Have you seen it all?"

Jun Lin was noncommittal, curled his lips slightly, and his eyes gradually darkened: "Your Majesty doesn't seem to miss you?"

Lang Zi felt very guilty, rubbed his nose and turned his eyes: "Blame me, you don't want to sleep, I can't get out, I can't pull you in even if I want to..."

King's Landing: Hehe.

He couldn't help but picked up Lang Zi, saw the carved dragon bed not far away, and walked straight over.

Naturally, Lang Zi knew what kind of temperament Jun Lin had, and he didn't know that he was overwhelmed. He panicked, and even the ruler here would not dare to provoke him further, so he nestled in his arms and shouted, "Rebel! What are you doing! "

Jun Lin threw him on the bed, covered himself up, and with a flick of his sleeves, the bed curtain fell off.

He smiled slightly, leaning against Lang Zi's ear, and said word by word: "Sun, heaven."

Lang Zi: ...

In the end, Lang Zi wiped off the Taoist oath by himself, but still cried and sent it back.

The author has something to say:

Wow it's finally over!

This article was actually supposed to be a side story of Tiandao's article, but I couldn't agree with Lang Zi and Junlin after all, so I wrote a long article.

Because I only want to write the stories of these two people, there are not many other settings, and many side details have not been developed, so there is actually no rhythm, and I feel that the writing is flat.

There may not necessarily be a side story, thank you for being with me until now, I love you all!

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