The villain's national teacher always teases me

Lang Zi thought about it all night but couldn't come up with any good ideas.

Yuhuang is the smartest woman he has ever met in his two lifetimes. He really doesn't know how else to hide from her nose.

When eating breakfast the next day, Lang Zi had thick dark circles under his eyes, which made the four maids feel distressed.

They already knew that the grand master would come today, and they thought Lang Zi was in a bad mood because he couldn't have fun anymore.

"Your Highness, don't panic, Taifu has a kind temperament. As long as Your Highness doesn't do anything out of line, I think he won't be too strict." Qi Lan comforted, she was not an ordinary court lady, she knew something about court affairs , "If Your Highness is still upset, I have an idea to help you relieve your fatigue."

The frowning Lang Zi silently agreed.

Half an hour later, His Royal Highness, who was about to end his carefree life, came to the bank of Chengxin Lake in the palace, led by his maid.

Chengxin Lake occupies a huge area, with a radius of several miles.In autumn, the succulents have already bloomed, and only a pool of dark green lotus leaves against the bank of yellow chrysanthemums is more and more quiet.The maple leaves are red, reflecting on the green waves, the breeze blows, and the ripples are slight.

Qi Lan clapped her hands, and then a small internal officer stepped forward and drew a stern boat from the lotus leaves near the shore.

This boat is exquisitely built, the whole body is emerald green, its quality is like jasper, what's rare is that there is not a single seam to be seen.There are soft seats and seats on the boat, and it is no problem to carry seven or eight people.

When several people approached, Qiongmei cried out in surprise.

It turned out that there were many carp around under the boat, mixed red and white, very agile.

After Qi Lan boarded the boat, Lang Zi saw the beauty of these fish: without the need for the maids to row the boat, the boat swung away spontaneously with the flick of the tail fins of hundreds of carp.

"Playing fish boat", when playing games, Lang Zi felt that this boat was cleverly set up, but unfortunately it was sold in the mall for three thousand oceans, and it had no other use, so he was reluctant to buy it.Now boating on the lake, Lang Zi finally understands why it is called "Tian Yuan"'s No. [-] artifact for teasing girls.

The boat is rippling with the waves, the autumn wind is blowing, and the fragrance of lotus leaves fills the nostrils.Lang Zi lay on the soft bed, eyes slightly closed, listening to Xiangzhu and Huaiju qinxiao ensemble in his ears, he opened his mouth from time to time to eat the fruit Qi Lan fed, and Qiong Mei thumped his shoulders, he really relaxed a lot.

It's just that he has things in mind, and he's a little careless.

Lang Zi has a photographic memory since he was a child, and he also briefly read the setting and plot posts of the "Tian Yuan" game while typing.

In the original world, there was no such character as Prince Dayu, and I don't know if the world will automatically complete itself like in popular novels, so he appeared.

The day Lang Zi crossed over was the first day of the release of the expansion pack "Tian Yuan's War". Start to attack, launch a rebellion, and try to gradually eat away at Tianyuan.

Yuhuang died in this rebellion.

The rebellion happened two years after Yu State resumed the Xiyue Grand Ceremony. According to Lang Zi's knowledge, the grand ceremony was still a few days away, and his timeline was a bit earlier.

The destruction of Tianyuan has nothing to do with him. He just wants to be a salted fish with peace of mind, try to keep a low profile and not be watched by others, so that he can have a chance to rescue Yu Huang and others. At that time, the mother and son will hide in the mountains and share the family relationship.

But his mother didn't let him salt fish.

Lang Zi sighed.

He was thinking about his own thoughts, he didn't notice that Xiangzhu and Huaiju's music had already stopped, and he didn't notice that Qi Lan hadn't fed him for a long time.

Only the movement of Qiongmei rubbing her shoulders continued.

Probably because she couldn't bear to see him distressed, Qiongmei stretched her fingers to Lang Zi's forehead, and gently rubbed the knot between his eyebrows.

Her fingers were slightly cold, and the fingertips were probably callused due to rough work, and they were a little rough.

Lang Zi came back to his senses, closed his eyes and muttered: "Little fairy, don't make trouble."

Then he asked suspiciously: "Why don't you play the tune?"

"What song would you like to hear, Your Highness?" The voice above Lang Zi's head was deep and sexy, pleasant to the ear, but it was a male voice no matter what.

Lang Zi suddenly sat up.

I don't know when the boat has reached the center of the lake, surrounded by many lotus leaves, and the lake shore is not visible.

The four maids were gone, only Lang Zi and the man who spoke were on board.

This man has handsome eyebrows and slender eyes, and a red mark between his eyebrows is as thin as a sword mark, which adds a bit of evil to his already handsome face. The lake is as deep as a pond, almost giving Lang Zi the illusion that he is about to be sucked in.

After seeing the man's face clearly, Lang Zi's spine stiffened.

The rebellion boss, the Great Yu National Division, is exactly the same as the modeling in the copy.

Why is he here? !According to the plot of the game, it won't appear until two years later!

The national teacher looked at the dazed prince and smiled lightly.

That laughter was as light as catkins kissing the cheek in spring, which made one's heart tingle for no reason.

"Your Highness, do you not believe that the minister can sing?" The national teacher sighed, "Then the minister will sing "Eighteen Touches" first to open His Highness's eyes?"

Lang Zi: …………………

You're a big boss, so it doesn't matter if there are inconsistent settings, which villain can sing a little yellow song at the beginning? !

Is there such an eye opener? !

It was almost noon, the autumn sun was not strong, and there was a slight breeze on the lake, and the hem of the national teacher's clothes moved with the wind.

Lang Zi was not confused by his sloppy posture, knowingly asked, "Who are you?"

The national teacher let out a "huh" and was very hurt: "Your Highness doesn't know the minister anymore? The minister is Xiao Xiangxiang."

Lang Zi almost vomited a mouthful of old blood.

The villains these days really have their own personalities.

The national teacher looked disappointed, as if he had fallen into a long memory, and said quietly: "Many years ago, His Highness saved my life. Such a great kindness, I can't repay you. Since then, I have made up my mind to ..."

He paused meaningfully.

Lang Zi raised his eyebrows, and followed his words: "Allegiance to me?"

The national teacher licked the corner of his lips: "I agree with you."

Lang Zi: "..."

He suddenly found himself a little allergic to metamorphosis.

The villain's words were not credible, and he appeared suddenly, and it was definitely not to tease him.

Lang Zi took a deep breath, deduced according to common sense, since the national teacher will rebel sooner or later, for him, the rightful heir to the throne, he must want to kill him as soon as possible.

I'm afraid that something unexpected happened to Qi Lan and the others.

Now the boat is in the middle of the lake, surrounded by layers of lotus leaves, you can't see the shore here, and of course you can't see here from the shore.If the national teacher can come quietly, he can also leave quietly.

Lang Zi moved to the side of the boat calmly, turned around and gave a provocative smile, and immediately plunged into the water with lightning speed.

Water splashes everywhere.

Rather than being killed by the villain and pretending to fall into the water, he might as well jump by himself.

But obviously, Lang Zi, who claims to be proficient in water, has neglected the number of plants at the bottom of the lake.The dense lotus leaf rhizomes scratched his toes, and the water plants wrapped around his ankles. After a while, Lang Zi felt calf cramps, and the air in his lungs also decreased. water surface.

When his consciousness was lost, only the helpless sigh of the national teacher remained in his ears.

"As your Highness, how can you lose your temper because of your admiration?"

Anyway, he was about to die, and Lang Zi exhausted his last strength, only wanting to curse shamelessly before he died, but he just opened his mouth, and fresh air entered his mouth with the soft touch on his lips.

Immediately afterwards, darkness eroded everything.

While sleeping, someone was talking.

"Fear not, I'm here."

This warm tone is so familiar.

It seems that a long time ago, I heard it somewhere.

——"I am here, I will wait for you, always, always wait for you."

Who is it, why can't I remember it.

Lang Zi struggled to stretch out his hands, but in the darkness, he couldn't grasp anything.

The chirping voice suddenly drilled into the eardrums: "Hey, Your Highness is awake!"

"Huaiju, keep your voice down, don't startle Your Highness."

Lang Zi opened his eyes, the afternoon sun was shining, warm and warm, he was lying in the gazebo by the lake, surrounded by four maids, not a few of them.

Lang Zi was a little dazed.

The national teacher didn't take the opportunity to attack?

"Why are you here?" Lang Zi asked.

The four maids were inexplicable.

Qi Lan blinked and said, "Your Highness is confused? We accompanied you to swim in the lake."

No, it's impossible, he was on the boat just now, obviously he was the only one left.

Lang Zi coughed, thought for a while, and said, "Little fairies, have you ever seen anyone?"

Qi Lan suddenly blushed, and asked in thought: "Your Highness is talking about the national teacher?"

Lang Zi frowned.

It wasn't just Qi Lan, when the national teacher was mentioned, all the maids showed shy expressions.

Qiongmei poured a cup of hot tea for Lang Zi, served him to drink, and said in a low voice: "Just now on the boat, the national teacher said that he has something to say to His Highness, let me avoid it first."

Huaiju worshiped: "The national teacher is so powerful, he is indeed an immortal teacher, and we were sent to the shore with a wave of his hand."

Xiangzhu nodded excitedly, and asked curiously: "Did the national teacher show His Highness the magic of immortality? But His Highness is really, this sleep has been sleeping for half an hour, and he can't wake up, and he will miss lunch any later. .”

Lang Zi sensed the key.

"You all know the national teacher?"

Qi Lan smiled coquettishly: "Although it's the first time I've seen you, the whole country knows that the national teacher is the most powerful fairy teacher in Dayu!"

Xiangzhu was surprised: "Your Majesty specially invited him to teach His Highness, didn't the national teacher tell you?"

Lang Zi: "..."

pill.

According to what the four maids said, the national teacher came to visit the prince first, took him back to the shore, and then went to have a meal. The formal teaching will not start until the afternoon.

The maids are looking forward to this.

"I thought it was the Grand Tutor, but it turned out to be the National Teacher. I am so lucky to be with His Highness." Qi Lan said.

When Lang Zi went back to the palace for lunch, he felt that the food was tasteless.

Now in the entire palace, he is the only one who knows that the national teacher is a villain.And judging by the degree of admiration the maids have for him, I'm afraid others are not much different, and no one will believe him if he tells it.

Lang Zi was very disturbed.

He couldn't figure out what the national teacher wanted to do, if he didn't kill him, was he going to catch a big fish with a long line?

He was worried that his appearance might advance the plot two years later. After all, the butterfly effect cannot be underestimated.

Lang Zi thought about it and decided to ask the system for help.

System: "Have you thought about it carefully, are you ready to take on the task?"

It is impossible to accept the task, he must be a salted fish!

Lang Zi: "Grandpa, please help!"

System: "...I've never seen such an unscrupulous host like you!"

Lang Zi: "Hey, it's not good for me to help you open your eyes. Just treat it as a reward for my help."

The system was unable to refute for a while.

The system voice dragged on for a long time: "You have to accept the task before I can help you, otherwise it is not in compliance with the regulations."

Lang Zi thought for a long time, finally gritted his teeth: "Okay, I'll take it."

Even if he only got along for a short month, even if he knew that the people around him were just NPCs in the game, he still didn't want Yu Huang and Qi Lan to die.The big deal is to return to the present world, and he is not considered a loss.

As soon as Lang Zi finished speaking, he received a long list of text popped up by the system in his mind.

Lang Zi scanned it hastily, and vaguely saw words like "Don't bully the system" and "Don't deceive the system".

His sharp eyes were like torches: "You really didn't bring any private goods?"

The system is very happy: "The contract is signed in the lower right corner, dear, you can imprint your spirit by silently saying yes, dear, if you don't sign it, I will leave, dear."

Lang Zi: ...

Okay, this system looks like a cheapskate at first glance. He wants more from others, and it is delusional not to sign unequal treaties.

After signing the contract, the system finally returned to normal: "Congratulations to the host for successfully binding with this system. After completing ten tasks, the system will be able to become a regular. The ultimate task: "Save Tian Yuan"; Reward: One entry fruit."

Lang Zi: "You haven't become a regular yet???"

System: "It's too late for you to dislike it now, we are already grasshoppers on the same boat, you have no chance to change again! Tell you quietly, I am the strongest system, don't worry!"

Lang Zi: "Hehe."

Fighting each other back to fighting each other, after accepting the task, the system really sent the strategy information of the national teacher very quickly.

【National Division】

Status: Chengxian sect monk, now the national teacher of Dayu;

Name:? ? ? ;

realm:? ? ? ;

strength:? ? ? ;

Hobbies: woodcarving, Lang Zi;

Special note: If you have not been bewitched by the mysterious forces, please be sure to subdue the national teacher first;

Strategy Tip: You can use the beauty trick for the task object.

Lang Zi: ...

There is no useful information other than identity, and the internship system is really unreliable.

He took a mouthful of food viciously, making up his mind to forget about this bullshit strategy.

After lunch, Lang Zi waited for half an hour but did not see the national teacher coming.

Seeing that he was restless, Qi Lan laughed: "Perhaps the national teacher has something to delay. Your Highness might as well take a nap, and feel better in the afternoon."

Lang Zi nodded, subduing the villain was too brain-intensive, he couldn't figure it out after thinking about it, and he was startled when he fell into the lake, so it's better to sleep.

Lang Zi likes to be quiet when he sleeps, there are not many palace people in the prince's bedroom, at this moment Qi Lan spread out the bed, lit the sedative incense in the censer, and retreated with all the maids.

Lang Zi was indeed a little sleepy.

The bed was soft, and the bedding was covered with glossy silk that was more expensive than gold, smooth and comfortable. Lang Zi took off his outer robe and lay down, feeling drowsy after a while.

But at this time, an arm stretched out from the inside, dexterously got into the back of Lang Zi's head, and put it under his neck. The visitor's voice was low and hoarse, very respectful: "Your Highness, this pillow is really short, I give it to you Put it on."

Lang Zi was startled, and immediately lost all sleepiness, a carp jumped up, turned around, and was facing the smiling eyebrows of Shang Guoshi.

He couldn't see outside, he took off only his plain white underwear, as if he was lying on his own bed leisurely.

"What's wrong, Your Highness?" The national teacher asked innocently.

"You..." Lang Zi froze after saying a single word.

He originally wanted to scold someone, but the partial life system was buzzing in his head, and the warning sound was so sharp that it almost pierced his brain: Please pay attention to the host, don't anger the task target.

Lang Zi had no choice but to change his tone.

"Why is the national teacher here?"

"Oh, I'm here to recommend the pillow mat."

"..."

Lang Zi couldn't accept this.

The author has something to say:

National Teacher: I am happy to kiss my daughter-in-law.

Lang Zi: ...? ? ?

Little angels!