The villain's national teacher always teases me

Knowing that he had committed a stupidity in front of the system, Lang Zi got up silently.

For some reason, he vaguely heard someone laughing in the tent.The laughter was extremely soft, only a trace of breath, but he looked around, and there was no one else present.

He couldn't help being horrified, and quietly asked the system: Are there no ghosts around me?

System: "...No, you are the crown prince now, with great luck, it is difficult for ghost cultivators to get close."

Lang Zi's goosebumps subsided a bit.

He learned his lesson and knew that he shouldn't hold the sword in the tent, so he sneaked out of the camp looking at the gap, and summoned the Luohui sword again in a place where no one was there.

This is Lang Zi's first time using a sword.

With the night wind blowing against his face, he was refreshed, and he could touch the thin clouds cruising past with his hands. The clouds were slightly cooler, like thicker mist.

Lang Zi smiled happily: system, navigation.

The system does not dare to disobey him now, and resignedly guides him: go straight northwest, 180 miles away from the destination, and the estimated flight time is 15 minutes, passing through the Luoxia Sect territory, where there are monks stationed, the host is advised to avoid it.

Lang Zi: "I remember I was rewarded with an invisibility talisman earlier? Please help me paste it, it's too troublesome to take a detour."

The system posted an invisibility symbol on him: "The time limit is only 10 minutes, please pay attention to the host."

Lang Zi: "Come on, just wait for me to complete the task!"

The system voice remained unchanged: "You flew upside down, this is Southeast."

Lang Zi: ...

Lang Zi silently turned around.

Fifteen minutes later, Lang Zi landed in a gorgeous palace, shivering from the cold.

He was inexperienced in flying for the first time, and he didn't know the coldness of flying at high altitude at night. Even practitioners couldn't withstand it.It is true that other monks can use spells to drive away the cold, but Lang Zi can't, the national teacher hasn't taught him yet.

At this moment, this lively palace with burning earth dragons and singing and dancing is so alluring.

Lang Zi quietly slipped in through the side window.

The place where he settled was in the south corner of the hall. On his left hand stood an empty censer filled with fragrance, and in front of him was a wooden screen. Pass.

Relying on the invisibility talisman, Lang Zi still had a few minutes left, so he went around the screen to look at it openly.

There was a man sitting in the first place, he was dressed gorgeously, he couldn't see his face clearly from a distance, it should be that Chu Xiaoji.Below the high seat, there are six small tables on both sides. Apart from the eight men, there are four dignified women.In the center of the hall, a dancer dressed in cool clothes is dancing gracefully to the singing.

Corrupt, so corrupt.Lang Zi complained.He has been a prince for so long and has not dared to invite a dancer, this Chu Xiaoji is really extravagant!

The singing and dancing were in full swing, the man at the head, Shi Shiran, came down holding a wine glass, and walked straight to a woman in white who was sitting.

Chu Xiaoji's walking posture was slightly sloppy, and Lang Zi looked very familiar.

Before he looked carefully, Chu Xiaoji had already walked up to the woman, leaving only the back of his head facing him.

The flat back of the head is also a bit familiar.

"Miss Qiushui is really Qiushui for gods and jade. She is suspected to be a fairy descending to the mortal world. If I hadn't seen it with my own eyes, I wouldn't believe that there is such a graceful person in this world. I don't know if the girl would like to drink with her. Is this admiration for beauty?"

This girl is very familiar with the gentle accent of blowing rainbow farts skillfully.

Lang Zi tentatively called out, "Chu Shengui? Chicken?"

He yelled very carefully, using his cultivation to condense his voice into a thread, and it reached Chu Xiaoji's ears. Others couldn't hear it, and even if Chu Xiaoji heard it, he couldn't tell where it came from.

Chu Xiaoji suddenly turned his head: "Ah Zi?!"

He had round eyes and a round face, and when he was surprised, those eyes were bigger than copper coins.

Lang Zi was in a complicated mood.

The plot is too magical, the person he wants to catch is actually a good brother in this world, and depending on the situation, the good brother has also time-traveled.

He walked up to Chu Xiaoji's side on his feet, and whispered into his ear: "It's me, I'm sticking to the invisibility talisman, find a place to talk."

As soon as he finished speaking, Chu Xiaoji naturally lowered his head and covered his abdomen, panting: "Everyone, take it easy, so-and-so will come when he goes."

And "difficultly" winked at Miss Qiushui, "Miss Qiushui must wait for me."

The acting is natural.

Without ordering, the servants came up to help them, Lang Zi followed them and walked around the long corridor, Chu Xiaoji swung the servants away.

He led Lang Zi into a very hidden room.

The room is not big, and there are no extra things, just a couch and a bookshelf against the wall, a tea tray is placed on the couch, and a dusty vase is placed on the bookshelf.

When Chu Xiaoji closed the door and lit the wax, Lang Zi's invisibility talisman just happened to fail, so he could save himself picking it up.

"Ah Zi! Aren't you dead!"

"Vegetarian chicken! How can you wear it!"

The two spoke at the same time, looked at each other, and laughed.

After laughing, Chu Xiaoji pulled Lang Zi to sit on the couch, and poured him a cup of tea.

Lang Zi's excitement at meeting his old friend gradually calmed down, thinking about what he just blurted out, he took a sip of tea, it was so bitter, he put it down after he touched his tongue, hesitantly asked: "You just said, I'm dead?"

He doesn't remember it at all.

Chu Xiaoji sighed, "It's a long story."

"Do you still remember that day when the two of us just pushed through the dungeon, you took the first armor and yelled with excitement?"

Lang Zi nodded, he remembered this, and he came here after shouting.

Chu Xiaoji couldn't bear to look directly at him: "Brother, you kicked the power cord."

"..."

"I called an ambulance, but they were stuck in the West Second Ring Road for several hours. You went to the hospital before you got there. I didn't know until I came here that I would come here after death. Chance to see you again."

"...Then how did you die? Because I was too sad?"

"Oh, that's not true. I only saw Cheng Wu when I got the first prize, and I choked on eating the meatballs."

"...All right."

The joy and touch of meeting an old friend in a foreign country cannot be diluted by the oolong incident. Growing up in the same orphanage and playing games together to make money, Lang Zi and Chu Xiaoji are almost partners who depend on each other.

"Vegetable Chicken!"

"Azi!"

The two couldn't help but hugged their heads across the table and howled twice.After howling, Lang Zi thought about it and got to the point.

"Brother, why did you rebel?"

"Isn't this a boring panic without the Internet, so I have to do system tasks, and I can achieve the step of rebellion while doing it."

"You also have a system?"

"Isn't it? The thief is easy to use, there are many rewards, and it can also cultivate. I have already entered the Tao, and I also gave you an artifact. You know that if you enter the Tao, you can become a fairy after a few more realms! How is your system? My system is similar to artificial intelligence, but sometimes it fails, it told me that the crown prince will come to attack me tonight, no, no one came after waiting for a long time."

Lang Zi was silent.Compared with others, his system is a stingy artificial mentally retarded.

"By the way, speaking of the prince, do you know that the prince of this land has the same name as you?"

Lang Zi's heart shuddered, and he moved his butt back calmly.

"Really? After I wear it, I stay in a small place. If you don't tell me, I really don't know."

Chu Xiaoji didn't seem to notice, grabbed the melon seeds from his pocket, gave Lang Zi a handful, and said while chewing: "By the way, how did you find me? Did your system remind you?"

"Uh, yes, my system said that there will be a surprise here tonight, isn't it a surprise?"

There was a sudden beeping alarm in the room.

Chu Xiaoji tapped his head impatiently.

"what happened?"

"Oh, my system will call the police when someone lies to your face. I guess it's malfunctioning again. It's called Pangu No. [-], and it can be renamed Junk No. [-]."

"..."

Lang Zi pondered that he could no longer pretend anymore.

He said sternly: "Violet, let's not do this task, shall we?"

"Are you saying you won't rebel? No, I rely on rewards for my cultivation now, and if I don't complete it, I will deduct points from my cultivation base."

Lang Zi sighed silently.

The Luohui sword slid to the cuff quietly, knocking out the person in front of him with just one thought.

Brother, don't blame me, just deduct a little bit of cultivation, I'm very likely not to do it for several years.

Unexpectedly, just as he raised his hand, Chu Xiaoji's eyes lit up, he ran faster than a monkey, and in the blink of an eye, he retreated to the bookshelf and quickly smashed the vase on the shelf.

Lang Zi felt a blur in front of his eyes, and with a bang sound, a large fine iron cage fell from the sky, covering him tightly.

Lang Zi:? ? ?

This kind of mechanism is not portable, Chu Xiaoji planned to catch him from the very beginning!

"Are you fucking me?!"

Chu Xiaoji patted the crumbs of melon seeds on his hands: "Ah Zi, no, Your Highness the Crown Prince. We all have to do tasks. Since there is a conflict, don't blame me for being rude."

Lang Zi's face turned black: "How do you know I'm the prince?"

Chu Xiaoji snapped his fingers.

A light curtain projection clearly appeared in front of Lang Zi.

There are his portraits, introductions, and even clearly marked his cultivation in the middle of the Tao.

Chu Xiaoji smiled and said: "My Pangu No. [-] never makes mistakes. And you think I'm blind, how about you wear night clothes?"

Lang Zi bowed his head, didn't he, he was wearing his night clothes backwards.

Footsteps sounded outside the door, and a maid came to report: "Your Majesty, the immortal masters have asked if you have captured the prince."

"Naturally, I caught them. I will invite them to come over later. You step back first."

"Yes."

Lang Zi was so angry that he couldn't speak, he drew out his Luohui sword and wanted to chop off the cage.

Chu Xiaoji pointed to the tea he just drank: "Don't bother, the Forbidden Spiritual Water tributed by the Luoxia Sect will not be able to use the spiritual energy after tasting a drop, you should try it, don't blame me if the sword breaks."

Lang Zi put away the Luohui sword, gritted his teeth and roared: "Brothers who agreed! I just plan to knock you out to finish this matter, but you conspired with others to kill me!"

Chu Xiaoji yelled back: "Brother, you sister! When I begged for love with Xiangxiang, she said that she would love you! It was you who sorry me first!"

"I don't agree at all!"

"Xiangxiang is so good! Why don't you agree! Do you look down on her!"

"Xiangxiang is a mermaid! A man!!"

Chu Xiaoji paused, with a frightened expression on his face.

"Man? You didn't lie to me?"

Lang Zi trembled so angry that he didn't even have the strength to nod his head.

Chu Xiaoji knew the truth just by looking at his eyes.

His face was a little pale, his expression looked like he had swallowed a fly, and he walked out staggeringly.

"Shen Gui..." Lang Zi yelled as he tugged at the cage posts.

Chu Xiaoji stopped in his tracks, "Don't worry, I won't hurt you, you stay here for a few days, and I'll let you go after Emperor Yu signs the letter of establishment."

After speaking, he walked out of the room and locked the door.

Stealing the chicken failed to lose a lot of rice, Lang Zi was in a hurry and beat the cage hard.

The bang bang dangdang sound was piercing, without spiritual protection, his hand also hurt badly, and it swelled up in a short time.

The system hesitated and said: "Host, your mission may fail."

Lang Zi was depressed: "Oh."

The system was stuck for a while, probably trying to comfort him: "It's okay, didn't I meet someone cheating, I'll apply to see if I can be exempted from punishment."

Mentioning the question of cheating, Lang Zi couldn't calm down for a long time, and asked feebly: "Why does someone's system know everything, and you just search for a task and give a reward, and you don't even have smart navigation?"

System: "...We are not a system. You have heard him say that he is the Pangu system! I am the Tianyuan system!"

Is the system divided into systems?

Lang Zi curled his lips: "Then what is your number?"

The Pangu No. [-] machine sounds top-notch.

The system's answer sounded very humiliating: "Tianyuan backup machine No. [-] is at your service."

Lang Zi: "...Didn't you become a regular?"

System: "The formalities have just been completed, and the new serial number has not been issued yet."

do it.Goldfinger is not thick enough, he deserves it.

Originally, he wanted to solve Yuhuang's worries and problems, but now he made himself her target.

Lang Zi gradually became depressed.

The night was as cool as water, and the surroundings were extremely quiet.

I don't know where the gust of wind came from, the only candle in the room flickered and went out.

While thinking of a solution, Lang Zi shivered in the corner.

"Your Highness, do you need your help?"

A deep voice sounded from the top of his head, he raised his head, and met the smiling eyebrows of the national teacher from the gap in the cage.

The author has something to say:

National Teacher: The timing of the appearance is good, and this time I will definitely win the heart of His Highness.

Lang Zi: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! ! ! ! ! ! !

National Division:……

Shengui = deep cabinet

Little angels!