speed and love

And idol Qi Shan ended his day in a busy day.

After returning to the car shop, he has been delivering food, and visited the car shop for a while at noon.I don't know if the second uncle was hiding from him on purpose or what, but he didn't see anyone appearing in front of him anyway.

The next morning, he took Xuanxuan to class with him on a motorcycle, and saw his second uncle bent over sweeping the floor, wearing that worn cotton coat, and was about to blend in with the gray tiled house behind him.

Qi Shan stopped not far away, just about to call out to Second Uncle, Second Uncle turned around and walked into the house.

So Qi Shan had no choice but to twist the handle of the motorcycle and continue to drive forward. He buckled the only helmet on Xuanxuan's head. He was facing the bitter north wind, and felt that his skin was almost cracked.

His family is a rough old man who never wears skin care products, and there is not even a big treasure in the family.So Qi Shan thought about buying a mask to wear after school.

As soon as he got to the class and sat down, he saw Shen Zhou coming in from the back door wearing a black mask with his pocket in his pocket.

He came to school as if he was strolling down the street, he didn't bring anything, he swayed to the seat and sat down, and even winked at Qi Shan.

"Hey, what's going on with you recently, this absenteeism rate is not normal." Qi Shan was puzzled.

"Aren't you going to take the mid-term exam soon? My uncle ordered you to get 60 points in the math test." For the two cigarettes of him and Qi Shan, I have to work hard for a while.

"How much did you score in the last test?" Qi Shan skillfully took out a cup of soy milk, an egg, and two steamed buns from his pocket, and then blocked it with his arms, facing the wall and began to enjoy his breakfast.

The school asked not to have breakfast in the class, and if he was caught, he would be fined a water ticket. A water ticket cost three yuan, and he felt distressed.

"I really admire you, don't you put soy milk in your pocket and don't spill it?"

After Shen Zhou asked, Qi Shan tore open the plastic bag covering the outside: "Put a bag on it to prevent side leakage."

"Damn it, you know even side leaks. You're too nasty, aren't you?" Shen Zhou clicked his tongue, and stared at him with an expression of "I didn't expect you to be such a misfit boy".

Qi Shan: "??? What the hell?"

His reaction made Shen Zhou a little embarrassed, coughed and said, "Mentally retarded."

Qi Shan turned his back: "You idiot."

Yo, is this even against him?Shen Zhou was not convinced: "Silly dick."

Qi Shan said without hesitation, "Guisun."

Shen Zhou frowned, gestured, and fired a "gun" at his back, saying, "Shit!"

"Donkey bear."

"moron!"

"idiot."

"Beasts!"

"Turtle eggs."

"Neuropathy!"

"Shrunken calf."

"Asshole!"

"Two fools."

This……

Shen Zhou emptied his head and couldn't think of any words. He ran out of words for a while, so he came up with a sentence: "Seal!"

Qi Shan took it over immediately: "Bounce back."

Shen Zhou was so angry that he wanted to cry, he wrote and drew in his notebook, thought about a lesson, then patted him on the shoulder and said, "Baby bastard."

Without even turning his head, Qi Shan flipped through the book: "Bounce back." After yawning, he said lazily, "Bounce back, bounce back."

Puff puff puff, triple hit damage, Shen Zhou hp-10086.

Shen Zhou played a self-study and didn't pay attention to the time. In the first Chinese class, he had to ask someone to recite the book. After the morning self-study, he frowned and left it there to recite Song Ci.

He couldn't recite a song slowly, but when he saw the pen holder on the table, he always wanted to touch it.After touching the pen holder, take out another pen, keep it away, and throw it into the pen holder.

thump—

Score.

Shen Zhou pursed his lips with a smile, and began to recite the lyrics again while shaking his head.

"Student, you can't memorize it by rote." Qi Shan slept on the table while listening to him singing the face-lifting song behind him. Before he could memorize it, he had already memorized it.

"If not, how should I recite it?" Student Shen humbly asked for advice, "How about you teach me?"

As soon as Qi Shan heard this, he immediately pressed his peaked cap to the lowest position, cleared his throat, rolled up his language into a microphone, and made a very cool look.

Is this an embarrassing song?

"yoyo, putyourhandsup, putyourhandsup." Qi Shan was full of rap style, and his hand twitched twice as if he was suffering from epilepsy, "holdon, holdon. Looking for the deserted and lonely, the most difficult time Rest, yo, will rest. Three cups and two cups of light wine, no match for him coming late, the wind is rushing, yo, the wind is rushing."

After singing, Qi Shan flicked his tongue, threw his hat on the ground, and the ending pose was super cool: "yo!"

Shen Zhou had a great time watching, and clapped his hands aside: "Old Tie, double-click 666."

Qi Shan secretly poked and ran to pick up the hat, but just now he performed too hard, and the hat was thrown on someone else's table.

Standing behind him, Shen Zhou commented: "The ancients are really idle. They are so fucking anxious after drinking, and they have to write a poem. I'm afraid people don't know that he is in a hurry. Right?"

After hearing this, Qi Shan just glanced at him silently and didn't want to speak at all.

This kid is really hopeless, totally.

But Qi Shan still couldn't help but want to give Shen Zhou another hand. Last week, the history teacher handed out a test paper for the in-class test, and the results came out.

Although the history class is not their major for science students, there is no shortage of one class a week.

Turning around, Shen Zhou scored 24 points in the test.

Shen Zhou felt that getting a score of 24 was not ashamed, so he pushed it to him carelessly and said, "I wrote all the 24 points by myself, and I didn't read the book or copy others'. I usually get 24 without studying. What do you think?" If I study seriously, No.1 will not let you occupy it."

Qi Shan turned over his test paper and saw the first short answer question, and he made a mistake.

Question: A brief introduction to Deng Shichang's life.

Answer: Donate to the country.

"It's a donation for the country." Qi Shan pointed to the test paper and imitated Lao Yang's tone and said, "Look at this question, send a sub-question, you can write such a simple question wrong, you are worthy of the two bowls you ate today Soup and a bowl of rice?"

"I wanted to write about Die for Country."

"Look at you, you stand so tall, and you sleep for so long. You piss and urinate, and you talk loudly." Qi Shan's powerful cosplayer Lao Yang, even scratching his scalp and pushing his glasses are lifelike.

Shen Zhou laughed so hard that he fell down on the table and couldn't speak.

Qi Shan continued to check for him, and found that he basically filled in the wrong place for the time.

So I spread out the test paper and said to him: "You can't memorize historical events by rote. You have to pick a special day to memorize."

Qi Shan pressed the automatic pen and drew a circle on a fill-in-the-blank question: "For example, in this question, the Indian people's uprising, the year is 1857."

Shen Zhou nodded, a little bit about to yawn.

"The homonym of 1857 is a weapon, and the Indian people took a weapon to hold an uprising, so it's easier to remember." Teacher Qi slapped his pen on the table and said, "Remember, this knowledge point! Next time I will spot check!"