Parents who have children around them know one thing.
That is, to teach children how to protect themselves, how to ask for help if they are in danger, and how to contact them.
This is an essential content of early childhood education, and it is also a problem that Qiao Anjiu's teachers will repeatedly emphasize every year from kindergarten to elementary school.
Other parents may feel that the safety issue is a cliché. After one or two times, when the children are older, they will not pay as much attention to it at the beginning.
However, the Joe family is not.
Although Qiao Yi, Qiao Cha, and Qiao Sirui pretended to be children, they had not actually received modern education. The education level of the four members of Qiao's family was actually only able to speak, write, and read Chinese.
In addition, in the first few years of raising children, there was a serious lack of common sense in life, and they were particularly convinced by what the school teachers said.
After all, the school is recognized by Qiao's family as a sacred place to raise children.
You see, there is no such place in the cultivation world.
After paying a little money, not only take the children to study (cultural class), teach the children to play (physical education class), but also let the children go to rest (holidays and winter and summer vacations). ), compared to Qiao’s mother and the others’ memories, the Shuxiu that mortals handed over to the master, and the karmic rewards that cultivators give to the master, are not as cost-effective, so this tuition fee is really cheap.
Teachers emphasize safety issues every year, and Qiao's family pays attention to safety issues every year.
Simulated kidnapping, simulated pursuit, simulated ticket tearing, simulation...
Cough, Qiao's family solemnly simulated various dangerous methods for Qiao Anjiu according to the various dangerous methods in the news and TV dramas, so that the children can gain valuable experience intuitively from practice.
Anyway, for Qiao Anjiu, when it comes to holidays, he has to set up a small radar all over his body.
Qiao's family has only one request for him, find a way to protect himself, and persist until they find him.
For example, the elder brother Qiao Yi was in charge of the kidnapping, the second sister Qiao Cha was in charge of cleaning up. Qiao Anjiu, who hadn’t woken up from yesterday’s holiday, was put in a bag, and when he woke up again, hiss, he took a deep breath, and under the bag was There are some white waves in the rolling, beating on the reef layer by layer.
Well, this time it was hung on a cliff by the sea.
Touching the pocket of his pajamas, peeling off a piece of candy and stuffing it into his mouth, Qiao Anjiu didn't panic. Looking at the sun, he felt that Qiao's mother should be able to find him before the mountain set, and now he needed a stable rope to hang his bag. Fix the triangular nails, spray the insect repellant, keep warm, accumulate dew, and then stay in a daze and wait for someone.
Anyway, there is a certain degree of danger in the country, and there are relatively rare places for people to communicate with. Almost all of Qiao's family have been there.
Qiao Anjiu was soaked in water, hung on a tree, hidden in a hole, tied under the belly of a cow...
Fortunately, Qiao's family did not have a kidnapper business, otherwise, they would definitely be the number one enemy of the police.
With so much experience in surviving danger here, Qiao Anjiu doesn’t panic even when he’s soaking in the water. His family will always have a way to find him, just protect himself and wait for others.
It's just that the Yunbei King, who was washing and washing here, found that the food was gone. After searching for a while, he found that the food had stuck to the boulder where it usually rubs its shell.
It's horrible, the vines can't get the food down at all, so I have to find something to hold the food down.
Fortunately, Qiao's family was as efficient as ever. Before King Yunbei found something to pry Qiao Anjiu, the semi-sealed cave was smashed from the top, and four people jumped down.
"Xiao Jiu?"
"Baby~ the third brother is here to save you!"
"What's this, little scallop?"
Qiao's family divided labor and cooperated, and Qiao's mother, who rushed to the front, picked up a scallop the size of a car and slammed it on the ground. , As expected of the high-defense Yunbei King, he was actually under Qiao's mother, but there were a few small holes on the shell.
It didn't break, it's amazing.
Qiao Cha's eyes were very sharp, and he saw a small buoy floating on the pool not far away, which belonged to Xiao Jiu, grabbed Qiao Sirui's collar, and threw him into the water. He was swinging scallops, blocking the way forward, the most convenient way is to throw someone over to save Xiaojiu.
Qiao Sirui, who is at the bottom of the food chain, naturally bears the fate of being thrown away.
However, losing Qiao Anjiu and losing Qiao Sirui are completely different things.
Qiao Anjiu is an ordinary person, a cutie who might die if he touches it, so when throwing it, he must pay attention to the speed, direction, focus, and even the direction of the wind, so as to ensure that Qiao Anjiu can not only land safely, but also You can enjoy the scenery temporarily vacated; as for Qiao Sirui, it is a treasure box anyway, it can't be broken or smashed, just throw it away casually, and it's enough to throw it at the destination.
Facing the water directly, suppressing the spray perfectly, Qiao Sirui saw his younger brother who was lying on the boulder at the bottom of the water at a glance, and swam over quickly.
Oh, my brother is like a small fish, lying softly on the stone, so cute~
Qiao Anjiu noticed that the water flow had changed. Looking up, he happened to find Qiao Sirui, who used the gun in his hand to cleanly cut off the vines on his back that were out of control because King Yunbei was being thrown around, and then followed the third brother to surface.
Before leaving, Qiao Sirui looked back, and felt that the boulder that his younger brother lay over was a little cute, and what Wan Bao He liked was to put it away.
Without even waving your hands, the huge boulder can disappear, and the water quickly fills the vacant space, rolling up the sand at the bottom of the pool, and the clear and transparent pool water immediately becomes turbid.
And Qiao Anjiu, who left the pool, was covered with a big towel by the second sister when she came out, and rubbed it half dry.
"Are you hurt?" Mother Qiao threw the Yunbei King casually in her hand, and slammed it in front of Qiao Yi. She ran over and turned Qiao Anjiu back and forth several times, watching the scratches on the youngest son's shoulders and calves. Mark, my heart aches badly.
Qiao Cha took out the ointment, applied it on the scar, and beat Qiao Sirui again.
Qiao Sirui, who was beaten, squatted pitifully behind Qiao Anjiu, and admitted his mistake, "I'm sorry, I didn't protect the baby well, but, second sister, can you stop slapping your face!"
Qiao Anjiu was still very loyal, allowing Qiao's mother and second sister to pinch himself back and forth. After saving the third brother, the whole family surrounded the culprit, King Yun Bei.
"This little scallop should have lived for nearly a thousand years." Stretching out her hand to pat the thick big shell, Qiao's mother explained to Qiao Anjiu that using shells as money is also common in the cultivation world, but this shell refers to It is Yunbei.
Spiritual stones are divided into low-grade, medium-grade, high-grade and extreme-grade. Yunbei is divided into ordinary, high-grade and special-grade, corresponding to medium-grade spiritual stones, high-grade spiritual stones and extreme-grade spiritual stones respectively. Of course, the two are not in a one-to-one exchange relationship. Generally speaking, the aura contained in Yunbei is purer and more abundant. Compared with Lingshi, it is more convenient for practitioners to use. Unfortunately, Yunbei is naturally timid and good at hiding, and its defense is extremely high. It is rarely seen in the market. Someone traded Yunbei.
"These are high-grade cloud shells. Open this big guy later, and the pearl-like thing found inside is the special-grade cloud shell." Qiao Sirui has already found a tool similar to a small shovel, and together with Qiao Cha , began to pry on the cave wall, the shiny shiny object was similar to what Qiao Sirui picked up just now, but it was half the size of a palm, and it was still a bit cold to the touch. This is the high-level cloud shell that accompanied King Yunbei.
And here, the Yunbei King, which was smashed by Qiao's mother just now, was finally opened by Qiao Yi. The inner wall of the shell was covered with jade-like luster, and there was a fist-sized bead inside, which looked like cloud patterns. The surface, and a touch of swimming blue in it, looks beautiful.
Ordinary cloud shells and advanced cloud shells refer to cloud shells themselves, and only special cloud shells refer to this bead in King Yunbei's body.
Yunbei is rare, and it is even more difficult to become a king. Even if ordinary cultivators meet Yunbei King, they can't open it. Even Qiao's mother doesn't have the defense to break it. It must not be underestimated. Fortunately, Brother Qiao has rich experience in handling seafood. , Opened the cloud shell king cleverly, and got this special cloud shell.
The attention was not on the special cloud shells, Qiao Anjiu looked at the pink meat in the shells, and always felt that it seemed delicious~
That is, to teach children how to protect themselves, how to ask for help if they are in danger, and how to contact them.
This is an essential content of early childhood education, and it is also a problem that Qiao Anjiu's teachers will repeatedly emphasize every year from kindergarten to elementary school.
Other parents may feel that the safety issue is a cliché. After one or two times, when the children are older, they will not pay as much attention to it at the beginning.
However, the Joe family is not.
Although Qiao Yi, Qiao Cha, and Qiao Sirui pretended to be children, they had not actually received modern education. The education level of the four members of Qiao's family was actually only able to speak, write, and read Chinese.
In addition, in the first few years of raising children, there was a serious lack of common sense in life, and they were particularly convinced by what the school teachers said.
After all, the school is recognized by Qiao's family as a sacred place to raise children.
You see, there is no such place in the cultivation world.
After paying a little money, not only take the children to study (cultural class), teach the children to play (physical education class), but also let the children go to rest (holidays and winter and summer vacations). ), compared to Qiao’s mother and the others’ memories, the Shuxiu that mortals handed over to the master, and the karmic rewards that cultivators give to the master, are not as cost-effective, so this tuition fee is really cheap.
Teachers emphasize safety issues every year, and Qiao's family pays attention to safety issues every year.
Simulated kidnapping, simulated pursuit, simulated ticket tearing, simulation...
Cough, Qiao's family solemnly simulated various dangerous methods for Qiao Anjiu according to the various dangerous methods in the news and TV dramas, so that the children can gain valuable experience intuitively from practice.
Anyway, for Qiao Anjiu, when it comes to holidays, he has to set up a small radar all over his body.
Qiao's family has only one request for him, find a way to protect himself, and persist until they find him.
For example, the elder brother Qiao Yi was in charge of the kidnapping, the second sister Qiao Cha was in charge of cleaning up. Qiao Anjiu, who hadn’t woken up from yesterday’s holiday, was put in a bag, and when he woke up again, hiss, he took a deep breath, and under the bag was There are some white waves in the rolling, beating on the reef layer by layer.
Well, this time it was hung on a cliff by the sea.
Touching the pocket of his pajamas, peeling off a piece of candy and stuffing it into his mouth, Qiao Anjiu didn't panic. Looking at the sun, he felt that Qiao's mother should be able to find him before the mountain set, and now he needed a stable rope to hang his bag. Fix the triangular nails, spray the insect repellant, keep warm, accumulate dew, and then stay in a daze and wait for someone.
Anyway, there is a certain degree of danger in the country, and there are relatively rare places for people to communicate with. Almost all of Qiao's family have been there.
Qiao Anjiu was soaked in water, hung on a tree, hidden in a hole, tied under the belly of a cow...
Fortunately, Qiao's family did not have a kidnapper business, otherwise, they would definitely be the number one enemy of the police.
With so much experience in surviving danger here, Qiao Anjiu doesn’t panic even when he’s soaking in the water. His family will always have a way to find him, just protect himself and wait for others.
It's just that the Yunbei King, who was washing and washing here, found that the food was gone. After searching for a while, he found that the food had stuck to the boulder where it usually rubs its shell.
It's horrible, the vines can't get the food down at all, so I have to find something to hold the food down.
Fortunately, Qiao's family was as efficient as ever. Before King Yunbei found something to pry Qiao Anjiu, the semi-sealed cave was smashed from the top, and four people jumped down.
"Xiao Jiu?"
"Baby~ the third brother is here to save you!"
"What's this, little scallop?"
Qiao's family divided labor and cooperated, and Qiao's mother, who rushed to the front, picked up a scallop the size of a car and slammed it on the ground. , As expected of the high-defense Yunbei King, he was actually under Qiao's mother, but there were a few small holes on the shell.
It didn't break, it's amazing.
Qiao Cha's eyes were very sharp, and he saw a small buoy floating on the pool not far away, which belonged to Xiao Jiu, grabbed Qiao Sirui's collar, and threw him into the water. He was swinging scallops, blocking the way forward, the most convenient way is to throw someone over to save Xiaojiu.
Qiao Sirui, who is at the bottom of the food chain, naturally bears the fate of being thrown away.
However, losing Qiao Anjiu and losing Qiao Sirui are completely different things.
Qiao Anjiu is an ordinary person, a cutie who might die if he touches it, so when throwing it, he must pay attention to the speed, direction, focus, and even the direction of the wind, so as to ensure that Qiao Anjiu can not only land safely, but also You can enjoy the scenery temporarily vacated; as for Qiao Sirui, it is a treasure box anyway, it can't be broken or smashed, just throw it away casually, and it's enough to throw it at the destination.
Facing the water directly, suppressing the spray perfectly, Qiao Sirui saw his younger brother who was lying on the boulder at the bottom of the water at a glance, and swam over quickly.
Oh, my brother is like a small fish, lying softly on the stone, so cute~
Qiao Anjiu noticed that the water flow had changed. Looking up, he happened to find Qiao Sirui, who used the gun in his hand to cleanly cut off the vines on his back that were out of control because King Yunbei was being thrown around, and then followed the third brother to surface.
Before leaving, Qiao Sirui looked back, and felt that the boulder that his younger brother lay over was a little cute, and what Wan Bao He liked was to put it away.
Without even waving your hands, the huge boulder can disappear, and the water quickly fills the vacant space, rolling up the sand at the bottom of the pool, and the clear and transparent pool water immediately becomes turbid.
And Qiao Anjiu, who left the pool, was covered with a big towel by the second sister when she came out, and rubbed it half dry.
"Are you hurt?" Mother Qiao threw the Yunbei King casually in her hand, and slammed it in front of Qiao Yi. She ran over and turned Qiao Anjiu back and forth several times, watching the scratches on the youngest son's shoulders and calves. Mark, my heart aches badly.
Qiao Cha took out the ointment, applied it on the scar, and beat Qiao Sirui again.
Qiao Sirui, who was beaten, squatted pitifully behind Qiao Anjiu, and admitted his mistake, "I'm sorry, I didn't protect the baby well, but, second sister, can you stop slapping your face!"
Qiao Anjiu was still very loyal, allowing Qiao's mother and second sister to pinch himself back and forth. After saving the third brother, the whole family surrounded the culprit, King Yun Bei.
"This little scallop should have lived for nearly a thousand years." Stretching out her hand to pat the thick big shell, Qiao's mother explained to Qiao Anjiu that using shells as money is also common in the cultivation world, but this shell refers to It is Yunbei.
Spiritual stones are divided into low-grade, medium-grade, high-grade and extreme-grade. Yunbei is divided into ordinary, high-grade and special-grade, corresponding to medium-grade spiritual stones, high-grade spiritual stones and extreme-grade spiritual stones respectively. Of course, the two are not in a one-to-one exchange relationship. Generally speaking, the aura contained in Yunbei is purer and more abundant. Compared with Lingshi, it is more convenient for practitioners to use. Unfortunately, Yunbei is naturally timid and good at hiding, and its defense is extremely high. It is rarely seen in the market. Someone traded Yunbei.
"These are high-grade cloud shells. Open this big guy later, and the pearl-like thing found inside is the special-grade cloud shell." Qiao Sirui has already found a tool similar to a small shovel, and together with Qiao Cha , began to pry on the cave wall, the shiny shiny object was similar to what Qiao Sirui picked up just now, but it was half the size of a palm, and it was still a bit cold to the touch. This is the high-level cloud shell that accompanied King Yunbei.
And here, the Yunbei King, which was smashed by Qiao's mother just now, was finally opened by Qiao Yi. The inner wall of the shell was covered with jade-like luster, and there was a fist-sized bead inside, which looked like cloud patterns. The surface, and a touch of swimming blue in it, looks beautiful.
Ordinary cloud shells and advanced cloud shells refer to cloud shells themselves, and only special cloud shells refer to this bead in King Yunbei's body.
Yunbei is rare, and it is even more difficult to become a king. Even if ordinary cultivators meet Yunbei King, they can't open it. Even Qiao's mother doesn't have the defense to break it. It must not be underestimated. Fortunately, Brother Qiao has rich experience in handling seafood. , Opened the cloud shell king cleverly, and got this special cloud shell.
The attention was not on the special cloud shells, Qiao Anjiu looked at the pink meat in the shells, and always felt that it seemed delicious~
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