"Xiao Jiu, we are not ordinary human beings. To be precise, we are not human beings." Mother Qiao signaled Qiao Yi and Qiao Cha to drag the frightened Qiao Sirui back, and explained to Qiao Anjiu again, bringing back the topic that was getting more and more crooked. .
After finishing speaking, Mother Qiao waited for a while, looked at her youngest son's face, with a kind of scientific and rigorous, and materialistic doubts, felt that their previous worries were a bit unnecessary, and continued to explain, "Xianlutong lives forever, cultivates truth Timeless, does it sound very mysterious, and we come from such a world."
"Cultivator?" The third brother, Qiao Sirui, is a fan of TV dramas, and he often pulls Qiao Anjiu to complain about the popular Xianxia dramas in recent years, so the word "cultivation" is no stranger to Qiao Anjiu.
But after Qiao Anjiu finished speaking, he didn't believe it.
One is because the word is too feudal and superstitious;
The second is because Qiao Anjiu may not know what the cultivators in novels and TV dramas look like, but look at Qiao's mother and second sister who follow dramas and novels every day, and go to the cosplay circle every now and then. The eldest brother of the channel, and the third brother who is keen to fight with others in the forum;
This is a cultivator?
Are you kidding me? !
Mother Qiao and Qiao Anjiu obviously wanted to go together, coughed a little guiltyly, and quickly explained, "Well, actually, the four of us also have a name, which is very famous in the cultivation world, and mine is Jinwutu. "
"Yi Xuan Sword."
"Mustard tea cauldron."
"Cough, Wanbao Box, wait, I want to change the name, yours sounds so high-end!" Qiao Sirui was very depressed, the name 'Wanbao Box' was obviously not in the same style as the above three, and he asked to rename it.
Qiao Yi and Qiao Cha dragged Qiao Sirui back who had sneaked away just now and clamored to change his name, and looked at Qiao Anjiu with some trepidation.
Except for Wanbao Box, these names sounded quite comprehensible, but Qiao Anjiu was surprised, "These don't seem to be names of people."
Yes, this is the real problem.
It is even more difficult to accept than the concept of cultivators. The four members of the Qiao family are not human beings or cultivators, but the transformation of the four great treasures in the realm of comprehension.
This is equivalent to telling an ordinary person that something is wrong with the family members who have lived with you for more than ten years.
Is it a cyborg?No!
Is it a ghost?No!
what is that?Knife and fork!
Well, yes, the bodies of the four great treasures are probably similar to knives and forks. Don't look at how the Qiao family usually let themselves go at home, but they are indeed all-powerful treasures in the cultivation world.
The Golden Crow Map is a remnant of the ancient formation method, which records countless formations. It is said that if it is completed, it will activate the function of the Golden Crow Map to reverse time and space;
The Yixuan Sword is the relic of the Shagu Laomo, which can be used in both righteous and evil ways. It is said that if you get this sword, you can form a sword-shaped golden core that will not be afraid of the thunder cloud;
The mustard tea cauldron is a sacred object of the alchemy sect, and there is the energy of chaos in the cauldron. It is said that by using it to refine alchemy, you can practice the holy elixir without erysipelas;
The reason why it is said is that these three rare treasures have disappeared for nearly a thousand years. Some people say that they were destroyed in the battle between immortals and demons thousands of years ago. Some people say that they have ascended and left this world with their original owners. People say that they are collected by the three major sects as the treasures of the town sect, so others naturally have no chance to see them.
"Wait, I'm also very good!" Qiao Sirui finally escaped the oppression of the elder brother and the second sister again, waved his paws, triumphantly, "The Wanbao box can contain everything, and there is a small world of its own, isn't it great?" Great!"
"To shut up!"
"You talk too much!"
Qiao Yi and Qiao Cha said a word each, and dragged Qiao Sirui back again.
Qiao Sirui's eyes were filled with tears, he couldn't feel love anymore, he was so tired.
There is no way, the name of the strange treasure was taken by the Dao of Heaven after the tribulation thunder fell at the moment it came out, that is to say, the name was recognized by the Dao of Heaven and could not be changed at all, and Qiao Sirui's plan to change the name would always fall short.
Finally, when they changed the world and formed a new family, the way of heaven could not manage treasures across borders, Qiao Sirui's soul of naming that had been suppressed for many years was burning again, he had already thought about it, and the name Wanbao Box was thrown into the realm of comprehension You don’t need to bring them here, from now on, there will be only Qiao·Zhouyue·Wuwang·Buddha Poison in the world...
Hehe, he has accumulated these names for almost a thousand years, and he guarantees that each one can reflect his perfection!
Unfortunately, Qiao Wutu, the head of the household, waited impatiently before Qiao Sirui could finish writing down the name in the notebook, so when submitting the household registration record, he made up Qiao San for his third son. The staff of the department said that the name should not be too long, and Qiao San sounds very nice."
With a cry, Qiao Sirui finally didn’t want that string of names anymore, so he stood in front of the police window, crying and shouting to change Qiao San and replace it with Qiao Sirui. Anyway, Sirui is the English version of San. It sounds a hundred times better than Qiao San.
Thinking about the strange treasure that caused chaos and bloody storms in the cultivation world back then, crying like a dog just because of a new name, Mother Qiao and the others really didn't want to incorporate Qiao Sirui into the ranks of cultivation strange treasures.
Too embarrassing.
With Qiao's mother's explanation and the third brother's occasional gags, Qiao Anjiu finally figured out the origins of the four members of the family, as well as his own life experience.
People can enter Taoism and cultivate immortals, demons can stimulate blood, spirits and monsters can absorb the aura of heaven and earth, and all things can relieve worries and spirits. That is to say, under the background of cultivation, anyone can join.
But this does not include cultivation treasures.
There are two reasons. One is that the strange treasure was born in the hands of a cultivator, without the touch of spirit gifted by heaven and earth; the second is that the strange treasure is different from other refining tools. Against the sky, in order to check and balance, Yibao naturally cannot step into the fairyland.
The cultivation world has existed for an unknown number of years, but there are only a handful of rare treasures that have appeared, and most of them have been damaged or perished due to various reasons. , mustard tea tripod, and Wanbao box, after an accident at the right time, place, and people, they broke the confinement of the exotic treasures, gained spirits, transformed into shapes, broke the rules and disturbed the order, and were unacceptable by the way of heaven, and then they were struck by lightning. half dead.
In the end, it was Jin Wutu who gathered the spiritual power of four strange treasures, tore through time and space and entered the turbulent flow, escaped from the thunderstorm to the earth by accident, and escaped with the help of an abandoned baby before being wiped out by the new law. After this catastrophe, after Jin Wutu and the others recovered, the Qiao family appeared, and the baby was naturally Qiao Anjiu.
"It sounds unbelievable, but this is the truth. Xiao Jiu, we moved this time to return to the world of comprehension." Qiao's mother looked at Qiao Anjiu, wondering how much Xiao Jiu could accept what she just said, without Qiao Anjiu , there would be no them, but at the same time, without them, Qiao Anjiu would not be able to live in peace till now.
Interdependence should be the meaning of family existence. For Qiao Anjiu, the abandoned baby has a warm home and a healthy growth. It is a key to open a new world, allowing the four great treasures in the cultivation world to integrate into this society as quickly as possible, learn to be a mother, a brother, a sister, and become "human beings".
Educating a child is one of the most difficult tasks in human society. Under this inexplicable pressure, Qiao's mother and the others have lived until now, even doing better than many human parents.
Looking at the family members who were quietly waiting for his response, Qiao Anjiu was a little unbelievable and a little confused, but he had no fear or worry, "Although it sounds unimaginable, I can accept these, but why do I suddenly remember Is there a reason for going to the world of comprehension?"
According to Qiao's mother, they left the cultivation world at that time because of the transformation of strange treasures, which was not tolerated by the law of heaven. They changed to a new place to leave room for survival. They have no nostalgia for the previous days, but they are living happily now , So, there is no particular reason, what are you going to do in the realm of comprehension?
The purpose of a matter often depends on who is the final beneficiary. Then, Qiao Anjiu thought for a while and pointed to himself, "It can't be because of me, can it?"
Looking at the dignified and well-behaved four people on the opposite side, looking at him with shining eyes, Qiao Anjiu asked again, "You guys don't want me to become a cultivator and learn how to cultivate immortals, do you?"
Well, it's true.
Therefore, the whole family moved, so that Qiao Anjiu could learn the knowledge of cultivation, continue to explore and advance, and achieve early results on the road to immortality.
Qiao Anjiu: "..."
This is, one person is cultivating, and the whole family is studying with him? !
After finishing speaking, Mother Qiao waited for a while, looked at her youngest son's face, with a kind of scientific and rigorous, and materialistic doubts, felt that their previous worries were a bit unnecessary, and continued to explain, "Xianlutong lives forever, cultivates truth Timeless, does it sound very mysterious, and we come from such a world."
"Cultivator?" The third brother, Qiao Sirui, is a fan of TV dramas, and he often pulls Qiao Anjiu to complain about the popular Xianxia dramas in recent years, so the word "cultivation" is no stranger to Qiao Anjiu.
But after Qiao Anjiu finished speaking, he didn't believe it.
One is because the word is too feudal and superstitious;
The second is because Qiao Anjiu may not know what the cultivators in novels and TV dramas look like, but look at Qiao's mother and second sister who follow dramas and novels every day, and go to the cosplay circle every now and then. The eldest brother of the channel, and the third brother who is keen to fight with others in the forum;
This is a cultivator?
Are you kidding me? !
Mother Qiao and Qiao Anjiu obviously wanted to go together, coughed a little guiltyly, and quickly explained, "Well, actually, the four of us also have a name, which is very famous in the cultivation world, and mine is Jinwutu. "
"Yi Xuan Sword."
"Mustard tea cauldron."
"Cough, Wanbao Box, wait, I want to change the name, yours sounds so high-end!" Qiao Sirui was very depressed, the name 'Wanbao Box' was obviously not in the same style as the above three, and he asked to rename it.
Qiao Yi and Qiao Cha dragged Qiao Sirui back who had sneaked away just now and clamored to change his name, and looked at Qiao Anjiu with some trepidation.
Except for Wanbao Box, these names sounded quite comprehensible, but Qiao Anjiu was surprised, "These don't seem to be names of people."
Yes, this is the real problem.
It is even more difficult to accept than the concept of cultivators. The four members of the Qiao family are not human beings or cultivators, but the transformation of the four great treasures in the realm of comprehension.
This is equivalent to telling an ordinary person that something is wrong with the family members who have lived with you for more than ten years.
Is it a cyborg?No!
Is it a ghost?No!
what is that?Knife and fork!
Well, yes, the bodies of the four great treasures are probably similar to knives and forks. Don't look at how the Qiao family usually let themselves go at home, but they are indeed all-powerful treasures in the cultivation world.
The Golden Crow Map is a remnant of the ancient formation method, which records countless formations. It is said that if it is completed, it will activate the function of the Golden Crow Map to reverse time and space;
The Yixuan Sword is the relic of the Shagu Laomo, which can be used in both righteous and evil ways. It is said that if you get this sword, you can form a sword-shaped golden core that will not be afraid of the thunder cloud;
The mustard tea cauldron is a sacred object of the alchemy sect, and there is the energy of chaos in the cauldron. It is said that by using it to refine alchemy, you can practice the holy elixir without erysipelas;
The reason why it is said is that these three rare treasures have disappeared for nearly a thousand years. Some people say that they were destroyed in the battle between immortals and demons thousands of years ago. Some people say that they have ascended and left this world with their original owners. People say that they are collected by the three major sects as the treasures of the town sect, so others naturally have no chance to see them.
"Wait, I'm also very good!" Qiao Sirui finally escaped the oppression of the elder brother and the second sister again, waved his paws, triumphantly, "The Wanbao box can contain everything, and there is a small world of its own, isn't it great?" Great!"
"To shut up!"
"You talk too much!"
Qiao Yi and Qiao Cha said a word each, and dragged Qiao Sirui back again.
Qiao Sirui's eyes were filled with tears, he couldn't feel love anymore, he was so tired.
There is no way, the name of the strange treasure was taken by the Dao of Heaven after the tribulation thunder fell at the moment it came out, that is to say, the name was recognized by the Dao of Heaven and could not be changed at all, and Qiao Sirui's plan to change the name would always fall short.
Finally, when they changed the world and formed a new family, the way of heaven could not manage treasures across borders, Qiao Sirui's soul of naming that had been suppressed for many years was burning again, he had already thought about it, and the name Wanbao Box was thrown into the realm of comprehension You don’t need to bring them here, from now on, there will be only Qiao·Zhouyue·Wuwang·Buddha Poison in the world...
Hehe, he has accumulated these names for almost a thousand years, and he guarantees that each one can reflect his perfection!
Unfortunately, Qiao Wutu, the head of the household, waited impatiently before Qiao Sirui could finish writing down the name in the notebook, so when submitting the household registration record, he made up Qiao San for his third son. The staff of the department said that the name should not be too long, and Qiao San sounds very nice."
With a cry, Qiao Sirui finally didn’t want that string of names anymore, so he stood in front of the police window, crying and shouting to change Qiao San and replace it with Qiao Sirui. Anyway, Sirui is the English version of San. It sounds a hundred times better than Qiao San.
Thinking about the strange treasure that caused chaos and bloody storms in the cultivation world back then, crying like a dog just because of a new name, Mother Qiao and the others really didn't want to incorporate Qiao Sirui into the ranks of cultivation strange treasures.
Too embarrassing.
With Qiao's mother's explanation and the third brother's occasional gags, Qiao Anjiu finally figured out the origins of the four members of the family, as well as his own life experience.
People can enter Taoism and cultivate immortals, demons can stimulate blood, spirits and monsters can absorb the aura of heaven and earth, and all things can relieve worries and spirits. That is to say, under the background of cultivation, anyone can join.
But this does not include cultivation treasures.
There are two reasons. One is that the strange treasure was born in the hands of a cultivator, without the touch of spirit gifted by heaven and earth; the second is that the strange treasure is different from other refining tools. Against the sky, in order to check and balance, Yibao naturally cannot step into the fairyland.
The cultivation world has existed for an unknown number of years, but there are only a handful of rare treasures that have appeared, and most of them have been damaged or perished due to various reasons. , mustard tea tripod, and Wanbao box, after an accident at the right time, place, and people, they broke the confinement of the exotic treasures, gained spirits, transformed into shapes, broke the rules and disturbed the order, and were unacceptable by the way of heaven, and then they were struck by lightning. half dead.
In the end, it was Jin Wutu who gathered the spiritual power of four strange treasures, tore through time and space and entered the turbulent flow, escaped from the thunderstorm to the earth by accident, and escaped with the help of an abandoned baby before being wiped out by the new law. After this catastrophe, after Jin Wutu and the others recovered, the Qiao family appeared, and the baby was naturally Qiao Anjiu.
"It sounds unbelievable, but this is the truth. Xiao Jiu, we moved this time to return to the world of comprehension." Qiao's mother looked at Qiao Anjiu, wondering how much Xiao Jiu could accept what she just said, without Qiao Anjiu , there would be no them, but at the same time, without them, Qiao Anjiu would not be able to live in peace till now.
Interdependence should be the meaning of family existence. For Qiao Anjiu, the abandoned baby has a warm home and a healthy growth. It is a key to open a new world, allowing the four great treasures in the cultivation world to integrate into this society as quickly as possible, learn to be a mother, a brother, a sister, and become "human beings".
Educating a child is one of the most difficult tasks in human society. Under this inexplicable pressure, Qiao's mother and the others have lived until now, even doing better than many human parents.
Looking at the family members who were quietly waiting for his response, Qiao Anjiu was a little unbelievable and a little confused, but he had no fear or worry, "Although it sounds unimaginable, I can accept these, but why do I suddenly remember Is there a reason for going to the world of comprehension?"
According to Qiao's mother, they left the cultivation world at that time because of the transformation of strange treasures, which was not tolerated by the law of heaven. They changed to a new place to leave room for survival. They have no nostalgia for the previous days, but they are living happily now , So, there is no particular reason, what are you going to do in the realm of comprehension?
The purpose of a matter often depends on who is the final beneficiary. Then, Qiao Anjiu thought for a while and pointed to himself, "It can't be because of me, can it?"
Looking at the dignified and well-behaved four people on the opposite side, looking at him with shining eyes, Qiao Anjiu asked again, "You guys don't want me to become a cultivator and learn how to cultivate immortals, do you?"
Well, it's true.
Therefore, the whole family moved, so that Qiao Anjiu could learn the knowledge of cultivation, continue to explore and advance, and achieve early results on the road to immortality.
Qiao Anjiu: "..."
This is, one person is cultivating, and the whole family is studying with him? !
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