Anecdotes about Bilibili and NetEase Cloud

For a pure little anchor, something with a deep meaning like "yooooooooo" is really out of sight. Station B sat down in a daze, raised his hand and was about to turn on the microphone, only to realize that he hadn't turned off the microphone at all just now...

Uh, so, these fat friends who swipe the screen... what they swipe is...

No way! Station b widened his eyes in horror.

"You..." After staying for a few seconds, Station B said weakly: "Why did you swipe the whole screen of yooo?"

As the leading typing pioneer in the live broadcast room, the girl wearing the "BB husband is me" vest was the first to reply:

"It's definitely not because of your ambiguous conversation with your neighbor!"

Soon, a neat N row of "It's definitely not because of the ambiguous conversation between you and your neighbor" appeared behind this barrage.

The forehead is supported at station b.

On the other side of the wall unknown to station b, ten slender and nimble fingers were flying up and down on the keyboard, quickly typed out a sentence, and then skillfully clicked forward.

“@鸡鸡计划wyy: I was flopped, very happy (ω)//@哔哩哔哩laying egg rooster: live broadcast on time tonight, the content of the live broadcast is what you voted for last time, the creative source @鸡鸡计划wyy, You must come and see hehehe~”

A reminder that the forwarding was successful soon popped up on the screen. The handsome man with a pair of sword eyebrows squinted his eyes, stretched happily, and fully stretched the sore back muscles that were tired from busy moving.After stretching, he closed the Weibo interface, opened the URL of the live broadcast room in the favorites, and put on the earphones.

In the next second, a warm and soft voice came from the earphones, and the content was the orange light game with a very girly color scheme on the screen of the live broadcast room. "...The two maids have already introduced themselves to each other. As the eldest lady, 'I' want to choose one to accompany 'me' to Beijing to participate in the draft. 'I' is going to choose..."

In the barrage, the audience enthusiastically raised their opinions.

"[House Management] bb has rabbit ears: choose Qian'er, after all, it was given by the elder brother."

"Sunrise Chrysanthemum Huang Shenghuo: Ying'er was the dowry of her birth mother back then, so there should be no problem."

"I watched the orange cat bathing video: Why do I feel that these two are both evil-eyed..."

"Papaya stewed milk: there are problems before, you have the truth!"

"I want more bb: Hey, what the hell is the truth, is it a spoiler?"

“[House Management] bb has rabbit ears: Be careful, spoilers are not allowed in the live broadcast.”

When station b spoke again, he could already hear a bit of dumbfounding from the voice: "Okay, don't spoil the spoilers, or I won't watch the barrage~" The slightly rising ending made the original soft voice It sounds a bit coquettish.The eyes of the man who was watching the live broadcast became darker, and his palms were pressed against his lips, covering up a smile.

Finally, it lasted until twelve o'clock at night, and there were fewer people in the live broadcast room than before, probably because some viewers had already fallen asleep after watching. Station b gently pressed the somewhat tired neck, said good night to the rest of the audience softly in a voice that was much lower in decibels, and closed the live broadcast software.Because I had already taken a shower in the afternoon, Station B simply washed up, and then I couldn't wait to throw myself on the bed, snoring happily.

Then I slept until the next morning, when the doorbell rang again.

The dumpling in the middle of the bed was woken up, and arched reluctantly under the quilt.

——Until a magnetic, low voice came from outside the door: "Are you there?"

Aww!Handsome neighbor! Station b opened his eyes, lifted the quilt and jumped up, put on slippers and ran towards the door while arranging his messy hair, and quickly glanced at his glasses as he passed the bathroom. "I'm coming!"

Station B kicked open the door. The handsome neighbor folded his arms and was smiling like a child (?). There was a playful smile in his deep eyes: "Haven't gotten up yet?" The tone is as familiar as an old friend.

"Uh, I..." Station B lowered his head and tugged at his crumpled pajamas, then raised his head again: "You..."

The handsome neighbor smiled and offered an invitation: "I didn't find a place to eat, can you take me to a nearby breakfast shop?"

Hearing this, the hungry and thirsty single otaku who had just finished reading a yellow book recently was stunned for a moment, and the eighteenth-forbidden vocabulary of "dining table play" popped up in his mind inappropriately.

Station b was deeply shocked by his own brain circuit, his ears turned red uncontrollably, and he was ashamed like a little quail with its head shrunk. ——God, what on earth was I thinking, to this stranger I just met yesterday... He quickly collected himself, switched to the sage time in seconds, and showed a decent and polite smile to the handsome neighbor: "Okay .but I haven't changed my clothes yet."

The handsome neighbor looked at his red ears with great interest for a while, then raised the corners of his mouth: "I'll go back first, and when you're ready, you can call me by letter." After speaking, he turned and entered his room, gently took the door to door.

I don't know why, but it is a very serious sentence, but the brain at station b automatically translates it into "Callme, baby."

Think about it again, assuming that this sentence is slowly spit out from the attractive thin lips of the handsome neighbor... Station b raised his hand and touched his little heart, and immediately felt up, even the door of the handsome neighbor opposite may be up The prosperous inverted "Fu" character left by the owner of the house seems to have a pink luster.

God, did you feel guilty for distributing me to eat three-no dog food for so many years, and finally showed mercy and gave me a boyfriend (neighbor who will become me in the future)?

Station b turned around and entered the room, took out his phone and clicked on Netease Cloud Music, chose "Love Cycle" from his playlist and turned it to the maximum volume, and began to brush his teeth happily.

The author has something to say: Station A: So soon I will be the only single dog?_?

(/??,) I am honored to be a member of the annual update author, who was blocked by some trivial matters...