Humans all over the world fall in love with me gl

At this critical moment, Xu Ge grabbed the steering wheel in Ling Yuan's hand, which was dizzy, and spun it sharply. The car also quickly slid out of the driveway and crashed into a sparse bush on the side of the road.

"squeak----"

"Click, click, crackle, bang, bang..."

In the absence of brakes, the extremely expensive luxury car broke and crushed many trees and rocks. Finally, after a loud bang, the car seemed to hit a thick tree and stopped. Xu Ge covered it own arm, turned his head sideways to see a little blood oozing from Lingyuan's forehead, and sighed in disappointment, "It's a pity, you still didn't die."

"So this is what it feels like to be on the verge of death..." Ling Yuan's face was already high.With an expression that had passed through once, the handsome little face was flushed, and she looked at Xu Ge with glistening and wet eyes, "Look, Xu Ge, you still can't bear to kill me, right?"

Xu Ge snorted, "Anyway, it doesn't matter if you die... I just want to tell you this time, if I want to kill you, you can't help it. Those annoying snipers who aimed at my head. The gun is still Get out, it's useless."

With a little force on the fingers holding the arm, Xu Ge put her dislocated arm back in place after a few jaw-dropping cracks, and moved the joints a little. With all his strength, he suddenly shook open the deformed car door!

"Come down if you have nothing to do. The truck driver seems to be calling the police. I don't want to have anything to do with you on tomorrow's news."

After getting off the car, Xu Ge put on his coat, put his hands in his pockets and waited for Ling Yuan to get off the car.

"Xuge, Xuge, you didn't kill me at the last moment, did you fall in love with me?"

Xu Ge glanced at him in surprise, "You trembling...has your mind gone so abnormal?"

Even if he didn't succeed, Xu Ge was the one who almost killed him just now... To have such a weird thought, how strange is Ling Yingdi's brain circuit?

"Because I found out that I fell in love with you just now!" Ling Yuan smiled, revealing a row of white teeth.

Xu Ge was horrified, and quickly shook his head, "No, no, no, we are not suitable."

She just wanted to come out and hold Ling Yuan down, so she didn't want to be entangled by this anti-human and anti-social trembling M!

"Where is it inappropriate..." Ling Yuan looked frustrated, "You see I am good-looking, not only rich, but also willing to spend all the money for you, not only have many luxury cars, but also willing to give all the luxury cars to me For you, I still have a private jet, we can travel together by plane to the hotels in which I have shares in the world, go to Japan to drink sake in the morning, go to the beach of Maldives to bask in the sun at noon, and have dinner on the Eiffel Tower in the evening.”

Fuck! Fuck! !This shaking m is simply too antidote to the case! ! !

Xu Ge quietly wiped his saliva, and said righteously with a sad face, "Our gender is not compatible!"

Ling Yuan let out a disappointment, and looked at Xu Ge, "Does Xu Ge have someone he likes?"

"...It counts." Xu Ge said: "To be honest, I didn't dare to think about these issues subconsciously before."

"Then why don't you confess now? Xu Ge doesn't seem to be such a timid person."

"I don't know what to say about this matter." Xu Ge was quiet for a moment, and half-jokingly said to Ling Yuan: "If... I mean, if, if the person I like also likes me, the world will be destroyed?"

Ling Yuan also smiled: "You don't look like someone who cares about world peace."

The guards of the Ling family who were not far away signaled that Ling Yuan was safe and there was no need to make any changes. They glared at Xu Ge and started to clean up the mess. They quickly prepared a medical team for Ling Yuan and Xu Ge, as well as a new car.

Xu Ge sat in the back seat of the new car, and said with a smile, "That's right, after I die, there will be floods behind me."

If the person I like also likes me, the world will be destroyed?For a guy like Xu Ge, this may not be a problem worth worrying about. It is a great blessing that this kind of scum is not anti-human and anti-society.

"But..." The girl with anti-social and anti-human tendencies sighed sadly, "But the person I like, she also lives in this world."

The small wound on Ling Yuan's forehead has been bandaged to stop the bleeding, and the blushing girl from the medical team even put a cute cartoon Band-Aid on him. Of course, what she didn't know was that Ling Yingdi felt that he was more attractive when he was injured and bleeding. .

"That's it..." Ling Yuan propped his chin in annoyance, and waved his hand again: "Don't think about these distressing things, Xuge Xuge~Life is only because you keep doing interesting and exciting things, that you become Even more beautiful!"

Xu Ge put his hand on his forehead, "...speak human words!"

Ling Yuan had an excited expression on his face, as if he was about to abandon the steering wheel and turned around, "Did you see that red button by your hand in the back seat? You can try to press it!"

"Is that so?" Seeing three buttons at hand, one yellow, one green and one red, Xu Ge pressed the red button curiously, and then felt that he had returned to the driveway, and the driving car shook inexplicably.

Xu Ge ⊙▽⊙: "So, the function of this button is...?"

"They don't worry about you. The car was modified in a short period of time just now. The green button means the brake, the yellow button means the gas pedal, and the red button means the brake is disabled and the door cannot be opened!"

Xu Ge looked at the thickened bulletproof Mercedes-Benz rushing vigorously towards the dilapidated guardrail, and the rushing river below the guardrail, and his face was so full of shit that I was so pissed! ! !

"This feeling of being killed by your own hands..." Ling Yuan closed his warm and wet eyes, and sighed intoxicated, "It's so wonderful!"

Xu Ge: "I lost... ＿(:3"∠)＿"

Jiang Li, as usual, got up in the morning to wash up, and added two spoonfuls of sugar after eating the millet porridge that Xu Ge had been criticizing as "the sweet party's eating habits are so bad", and then rushed to the set. She seemed to be the same as usual It's no different.

Well, it seems.

Ignore that she was restless last night and didn't fall asleep until two o'clock in the middle of the night. When she woke up at five o'clock in the morning, she subconsciously looked at her mobile phone and made an extra piece of meat porridge in the morning. Finally, I realized that if I had made an extra portion today, Jiang Li's new day would be very peaceful and beautiful.

———My life has not been affected in the slightest by someone!

Although Jiang Li felt that she couldn't be calm anymore, seeing that there were more than ten times more reporters around the set of "The Mystery of Curse Killing" than usual, her heart still skipped a beat!

The guards of the Jiang family who followed Xu Ge did not report any bad news to him last night, which meant that Xu Ge was not in any danger of life-threatening!With so many reporters suddenly gathered here, it must be that artist in the crew has provoked gossip again. With so many reporters, then this artist must have a high status, um... the crew deserves this kind of ostentation, yourself?Xu Ge?Song Chuxia?Bai Qing?Wang Xiaoxiao?

Could it be that the gossip of Wang Xiaoxiao's idiot Song Chuxia for more than ten years was picked up?If that's the case, it's really a bit troublesome...

With such a gloating mood, Jiang Li prepared to walk into the crew under the escort of the guards. As usual, she used omnipotent excuses to deal with the reporter, "I'm sorry, I won't accept interviews for now."

"Jiang Li, what do you think about Xu Ge snatching away your rumored boyfriend?!" Seeing that Jiang Li was about to enter the set, a reporter couldn't help but shouted.

Jiang Li paused as if struck by lightning, turned around after a while, and said with a smile, "...what did you say?"

Although Jiang Li was smiling, the reporter felt as if he was being blown by a biting cold wind, "Last night, Ling Yuan and Xu Ge drove for a trip, and at two o'clock in the morning, Ling Yuan suspected that Weibo showed his love for Xu Ge... Ah, Don't you know all this?"

Jiang Li: "...don't talk, I want to be quiet_(:3"∠)_"

Ling Yuan is not very active on Weibo, but there are also many cute little fans who stay on his Weibo, selling cute and rolling around every day for luck. , the heart almost collapsed.

Ling Yuan: Confess to Xu Yingjun. [picture]

"Damn it, what shameless little fairy actually hooked up with my male god!! (ノ=Д=)ノ┻┻"

"The person who praised me lost ten catties and married Men Saoling!!!"

"Is the male god in love? Is it Jiang Li? If it's the goddess Jiang, I can only bless her [crying] [crying]"

"Wait! Everyone, don't panic! This seems to be the champion of a dance competition last night. Could it be a hype?"

"Improbable, isn't it? We all know the male god's temperament. Such a small competition is enough to make him willing to post hype on Weibo? And it's still such an explicit speech. You must know that the male god, who is so boring, still uses words on Weibo on weekdays." Contains (no) interest (interest)!"

"So after all, is it Jiang Li!!!

"If it's Jiang Li, I'll bear it. Our male god can't be hooked up by any third-tier actress! We want to be tall! Forceful! Grid!"

"Did you forget the young third-line model upstairs who married the king next door last year? If the male god really likes it, what's the use of being tall?!"

"Please don't mention the king next door, I only recovered from my broken heart last year!!"

Well, at this time, the soft and cute little cuties have not yet known the truth, and they are still discussing fiercely whether the scandal is true or not, whether the heroine is Jiang Li, and whether she is worthy of the cool and domineering Ling Yuan. And forget me sadly~