Humans all over the world fall in love with me gl

Regarding the turmoil and discussion on the Internet and the media, the spokesperson of Feiyu Technology Company came out and gave a brief explanation.

"Feiyu Company is optimistic about the future of Jiang Li and Xu Ge, and does not think that the unwarranted pressure of public opinion this time will frustrate them. I hope that after this time, Feiyu Company can cooperate with them at a deeper level."

Witty netizens saw several online media who jointly condemned Xu Ge and Jiang Li this time, and casually checked the several Internet giants who blocked Feiyu Technology Company at the beginning, and suddenly realized, so Feiyu Technology Company official Weibo Netizens who had seen through everything swiped their screens.

"I seem to know something extraordinary..."

"So this is really not public revenge?"

"The bear boy is going to counterattack 233333333"

"The hearts of the major Internet giants: You vengeful little bitch! You tortured little goblin!"

"From the Lige Party sightseeing group, I want to be popular!!!"

It was two days after Xu Ge realized that he had done something extraordinary. After shopping in Ginza, Tokyo, he was drinking tea in a certain tea room comfortably, when he suddenly saw his phone vibrate and the screen lit up. It's Jiang Li's text message.

"In the past two days, eat as much as you want, play as much as you want, and don't worry about the rest."

Xu Ge was taken aback for a moment, and replied, "Well, did something happen that I don't know about?"

The reply over there was quick, "...Look at Weibo."

Xu Ge hurriedly logged in to Weibo, but found that there was nothing, the Weibo was calm, and then he saw the name and realized that this is his own Weibo trumpet ＿(:3」∠)＿

For celebrities who live under the lens and the spotlight, even Weibo, which ordinary people use to record their mood, is just a tool for publicity. Therefore, most celebrities have one or more Weibo trumpets to express their love and jealousy hypocritically. Record the real black history of eating, drinking, and Lazard.In the past two days, Xu Ge used his trumpet to show off, eat, drink and have fun to Jiang Li's trumpet, and almost forgot his Weibo account.

After re-logging into Weibo, Xu Ge's mobile phone was suddenly flooded with 10,000+ reply messages and Aite, and the screen was swiped until it was almost stuck.After browsing the headlines for half an hour, after reading the analysis of various people and the so-called "truth", Xu Ge finally realized that he and Jiang Li had already "come out".

Xu Ge's heart almost collapsed...

How should I describe that feeling? It's like when I was a study committee member in junior high school, I got close to the male monitor of the class for a while because of class affairs, so I was told by my classmates that I was already together.

At that time, the anger, shame, worry, and worry were beyond words. Fortunately, at this time, the male class leader came to him to clarify.

"Student Xu Ge, I think..." The male squad leader blushed and hesitated for a long time, but looked at Xu Ge speechlessly.

At that time, Xu Ge, the study committee member who was considered a top student, had a serious face, "Squad leader, what do you want to say?"

"Well, I think we..." The squad leader blushed even more, "I think what they said made a lot of sense. When we managed the class, we were really in harmony, otherwise we..."

At that time, Xu Ge felt that the class leader was really a good class leader, he was going to clarify his innocence, and he also took care of better handling of class affairs.

So Xu Ge decided not to live up to his expectations, and patted the weak male squad leader on the shoulder, Yi Bo Yuntian said: "Don't worry, I have already told the teacher about this matter, and the teacher will help us clarify, we will still be excellent in the future! "

Male squad leader: "...!"

After Xu Ge finished the beautiful green campus years, he felt that his mood this time was different from that in junior high school... It seemed that there was still some inexplicable shyness and joy.

Xu Ge: ...I must have been overwhelmed by the Morimiya family's wealth these past few days ＿(:3」∠)＿

Xu Ge called Jiang Li nervously, "Well, is this all right?"

Jiang Li's voice was still noisy at first, but it quickly quieted down after a while, "Well, it's almost over."

Xu Ge snorted, and suddenly didn't know what to say, so he could only say dryly: "Those unscrupulous media are really disgusting, they spread these random and weird things."

There was a moment of silence, "Does Xu Ge think it's strange for girls to fall in love with girls?"

"...Not really!" Xu Ge felt that he should refute at this time, but he didn't know what to say, and said dejectedly: "I haven't even dated a boy before, how do I know what to do with a girl?" Isn't it strange to fall in love!"

This sentence seems to make Jiang Li feel happy for no reason, "Ha, it turns out that Xu Ge's first love hasn't been sent yet."

Xu Ge: "Yes, yes, of course I am not as experienced as Jiang Yinghou in reading countless people (ノ=Д=)ノ┻━┻"

"No." Jiang Li's voice was extremely gentle, it seemed that every time she wanted to say something weird, her voice was like this, as gentle as a pool of spring water, "I have never been in love before."

Jiang Li received family indoctrination education in her early years and was strictly forbidden to leave the Jiang family, which almost deviated from the normal life track of society. Later, after taking over the Jiang family, she dealt with various affairs almost non-stop.She doesn't believe in anyone or anything. In her eyes, everything in the world can be clearly marked with a price.

Just when she thought she would spend her life like this, she met Xu Ge.

"It's none of my business!" Xu Ge blushed and quickly hung up the phone!

After Feiyu Company stepped in, the vigorous scandal turned into scandal in an instant, but things really turned around because of Green Pharmaceuticals. Green Pharmaceuticals finally announced that Xu Ge was confirmed as the product image spokesperson of Green Pharmaceuticals.

Green Pharmaceuticals has never had a press spokesperson from the very beginning. If something happens, the CEO of Green Pharmaceuticals Group with a paralyzed face and a vicious tongue will usually come forward.

The current executive president of Green Pharmaceuticals, Cheng Xiu, is nicknamed Tear King Zhongwang, Slut Cheng, Prison Executive President, Little Expert with Broken Legs, Patriotic Fighter Little Orange, Crazy Snake Essence... In the early years, he was imprisoned for being involved in financial fraud cases. He was sentenced to two years in prison, and after he was released from prison, he was sentenced to three years in prison for intentionally hurting others. Later, he was hired as CEO by Green Pharmaceutical.

Green Pharmaceutical chose to release the product launch in the United States. It is said that the competitor came to try to smash the market that day. In order to prove the efficacy of the drug, Cheng Xiu personally smashed the competitor's legs, and said that he would not use Green Pharmaceutical's words. His leg was definitely going to be crippled, so Cheng Xiu was imprisoned again for the crime of intentional wounding...

And the competitor finally searched all the doctors to no avail, and was forced to use it as a last resort, so he recovered.

This incident quickly spread throughout the United States and then throughout the world. Many people know that there is a medicine called 90.00% of bone problems in the world, and almost all of them can be cured by using it.After some capital dredging, Cheng Xiu, who was quickly paroled and released from prison, had already occupied 20.00% of the world's orthopedic drug market share.

And after showing up with paralyzed sleeves, the first document signed was to increase prices by [-]% for all countries except China from now on.

This extremely unreasonable decision almost encountered resistance from most countries, and Chengxiu fought with the group of businessmen alone. It is said that the scene of the incident at that time was like this.

A pharmaceutical representative of Sphinx Company, a human rights supremacy country: "We seriously protest against your company's unreasonable behavior. This is discrimination! This is a contempt for freedom! This is a violation of human rights!!"

Chengxiu=_=: The freedom I give you is whether to buy or not.

Richard Pharmaceuticals of a corrupt country: "This is an extremely disrespectful move. I hope your company can think rationally before making a decision."

Cheng Xiu =_=: If you are willing to limp, I will not stop you.

Needless to say, everyone knows which country is the representative of Li's Pharmaceutical: "Our country has the most passionate and beautiful nation in the universe, Smecta..."

Cheng Xiu =_=: Stop talking, it's too ugly so I refuse!

I remember that a few months ago, Cheng Xiu also said that Green Pharmaceutical would hardly find a product spokesperson. In today's advertising era where the Latiao commercials can't wait to find an international movie star to endorse, this is almost unbelievable behavior.When a reporter asked her why, the resident president of the prison still had a paralyzed expression of disdain for all human beings around the world.

"Too ugly, refuse."

The young master of tearing forces still has the same demeanor, and now he is coming out of the rivers and lakes again. All the people who pay attention are guarding in front of the screen, waiting for the slut to spray venom into the world with thin lips. As the behind-the-scenes boss of Green Pharmaceutical, Xu Ge I was very concerned about this matter, and I squatted in front of the computer screen and waited for the global live broadcast.

"Hello everyone, I am Cheng Xiu. To be honest, I have to stay in bed because of the issue of a mere product spokesperson in the early morning. I feel very sad for this." Cheng Xiu still said with a cold and serious expression on his face. People almost laughed out loud.

At the beginning, he still spoke Chinese that many people are familiar with. In fact, it was not because of the patriotism that many people guessed. This president who loves to make others fracture just thinks that it is very pleasant to make others worry and trouble. Even after a few months The speech that shocked the past and the present was not because of any so-called patriotism, but just a simple and rude public revenge.

Six years ago, Cheng Xiu was framed for participating in financial fraud and was imprisoned. She remembered the companies and individuals involved in the framing that time carefully one by one.

"It seems that everyone is surprised that Green has confirmed the product spokesperson." The president of the bitch with a paralyzed face looked around the reporters from various countries in the hall, as well as the flashing lights that kept blinking.

Her face was expressionless, but her eyes were sparkling. Anyone who is familiar with Cheng Xiu knows that the slut is so excited before each battle, "If you have any questions, today I know everything and say everything. "